#ashtcnirwin

[kindahoping4forever]

yeah i'm saving this to use as a reaction meme

Always happy to be of service 😌

[merry-the-cookie]

actual footage of me reading through all those options

so much oof, so much ouch

AJFJDJHFJSHAJGJDHJFJF STOOOP footage of me picking the lyrics for the poll tbhjust hurtin myself over and over

[pxrxmoore]

you: going about your day, minding your own business

ashton's 🍆 @ you:

(that's the expression i imagined it to have when you accused it of looking at your first)

me just tryna live my life

[lukemichaelcalumashton]

he effectively went

SHDKSJDJS

yeah he said “you clearly can’t be trusted not to go feral because of my bare arms so i’m keeping them covered”

rude but valid because clearly he’s right

[kaleidoscopeminds]

✨️don't mind if i do✨️

very unfortunate that a bustle is sort of anti social in a crowd but nothing is stopping us wearing bonnets!

[calumthoodshands]

I'm not gonna say sorry, i vibe to it. i vibe to it hard. maya where are you you get it. haven't you heard the most perfect line ever written anna?

if this doesnt get ur panties wet idk what does?

[clumsyclifford]

ykw i actually take everything i said back

cos i wanna see luke's face when u, being a whole head shorter than him, walk up to him and politely ask if you may pick him up bridal style

bold of you to assume i'd ask

[allsassnoclass]

fic moodboard for Teacup by @ashtcnirwin​

“Petey. Sure.” Luke purses his lips and steps aside to stand next to Ashton, keeping his eyes trained on the light beige animal with black spots. It seems awfully content, most of it covered in suds, its nose pointed upwards, sniffing around. “And why is Petey the pig in our sink?”

“He was dirty,” Ashton says as he keeps rubbing the piglet with his hands, smiling fondly at it.

“Yeah, okay, but—” Luke pinches the bridge of his nose. “Why is he in our sink, Ash? Where the hell did you get a pig? Why did you get a pig?”

[daydadahlias]

u r a good cat

[lxnelyhearrt]

🎶

gimme a line👀

here u go anna 👀

send me "♪" and I will shuffle playlist and write my favourite line with my handwriting 💖

[caramelcalum]

i want you to know that that made me do a weird laugh-y "HAH!" while pointing at my screen😌

alskjfkflsla that's the exact reaction i was hoping for 🤣🤣

[kindahoping4forever]

...

once again i am at home and therefore not looking at my phone and this is therefore how i found out he was doing active social media things🤡

Thanks for tuning in to KH4F, the most reliable choice for news these days 😌

[merry-the-cookie]

teresacore😌

dfGHFJGFHJDFJ truly.... i cycle thru it. im sleepschedulefluid....

[pxrxmoore]

which cheeks, ma'am?🧐

[lukemichaelcalumashton]

ma'am it's called foreplay

WELL if he could be so kind so as to keep that OFF stage where we can't see it

it's too much 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[kaleidoscopeminds]

the way i had half a mind to barge into your DMs to point this out half an hour ago

he really do be looking like "hey where's mine??🥺"

he DOES he’s standing there like ok well if you’re going for mike then pls also hit my ass 🥺