#asparagus posting

[dragonplated]

fuckin cats man

i love him, truly but he is DESPERATE to convince me to let him eat the moldy leftovers i just put into the trashbag and i'm like "no asparagus you can't eat this" and he starts crying like "parent PLEASE" and i'm like "NO aparagus" and i turn around to pick up more things to put into the trashbag and turn around and he's GOT HIS HEAD IN THE BAG

idiot

[riotcowgrrl]

fucking love asparagus. peak vegetable. peak FOOD, honestly. perfect flavor, perfect texture. one of the most vegetable-ass vegetables out there. hits every single time. especially when roasted. green little tasty noodles. can't believe we share a world with asparagus. she's too good for this earth.

[bambasbatenthusiat]

asparagus today for lunch today again

[frogwen]

its SO fucked up you can just eat things that make your pee smell weird and thats it and its fine

[sioltach]

[boyjoshi]

they could never make me hate you

[adobe-outdesign]

considering Neopets has an item dedicated to changing your pet's gender and how easy it is to alter their color and species I think being trans would just be accepted immediately. like no one really cares that your red Ixi coworker is now a woman when Bob from accounting woke up one morning and decided he wanted to become a pea

[ryllen]

still on with the vegetable debate 🥗🥬🥒🥦🚜🧑‍🌾

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Seinfeld 2024 kink edition:

Elaine's new boyfriend wants to do piss play but refuses to stop eating asparagus.

Kramer gets in trouble for using a tenga egg as a stim toy on the subway.

George's boss sees his bruises and is convinced he's a victim of domestic abuse.

Jerry can't keep up with his new girlfriend's elaborate roleplay scenarios. "I have to do research! I have to do write character sheets! I have to learn lines! Whatever happened to the good old in-out-in-out-spurt-lets-watch-the-mets-game? She couldn't cum because my Hungarian accent wasn't convincing!"

[foolsocracy]

love it when itsv noir pete refers to it as WWI like. Who told him about the second one

[nostalgic-manatee]

Some watercolour veggies.

[dragonplated]

He's judging all of you

[huntersapprentice]

LarryBoy's first time meeting Starry Tails 🎩💫

charming little weirdo

[theartofeggs]

i didn't rlly draw this weekend soo enjoy this doodle

Egg the Yolkster as a dragon LI

[fullscoreshenanigans]

Ray when he looks at the calendar and realizes Spargelzeit is over

[thistransient]

I forgot my water bottle on a hot bike ride and decided it was time to finally take a risk on this thing from the drink machine (after many years of gazing apprehensively at it on the 7-11 shelf). It was tolerable. Lot of sugar. Some lemon flavour. A distinct undertone of overcooked vegetable. It undoubtedly served its purpose in the moment of 'cold hydrating beverage', worth a first try but I'm not so sold about a second.