#at disneyland

[disordersgirl]

hi

[shitty-check-please-aus]

What we need to do is convince all the disney adults in america that high speed rail would be a preferable way of getting to disneyworld compared to driving or flying. We could maybe harness their fondness for the monorail or something, but this is a group of people that has time, income, and passion that we could leverage. If we could direct 5% of the enthusiasm they have for limited edition popcorn buckets into calling their representatives and demanding high-speed interstate rail, we could get it by 2030

[engravedlives]

misc music stamps

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was carpooling with Walt Disney and he claimed that Disneyland was the greatest American creation ever and got highly offended when I suggested that the national parks system was just as great.

[bludragongal]

Last night, while on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney when it broke down, we witnessed the most empty threat of all time and it was amazing

[pangur-and-grim]

old mattresses have such a hold over the minds of cats

[itseasytoremember]

Jenny Nicholson and Kevin Defunctland Purjerer are truly the Statler and Waldorf of the absolute muppet show that is Disneyland's management. Just there, pointing out every clearly avoidable and greed motivated flaw in every design choice Disney makes to their parks. For free.

[lifewithchronicpain]

Based on this post

I decided to be kind and add an answer between once or twice and annually.

Bonus question, how many of you as kids started to figure out the wealthy kids based on all your classmates who went to Disney every year and you never went once? I think I figured it out by 8.

[sexy-dance-fighting]

Just got back from a vacation to a Disney resort and my brain was like...'How would the DP characters act if they were at a Disney park???' Anyways, I think it would go down like this.

[noodles-and-tea]

<3

[cyanbeetle]

going to disneyland with your kids and you get seated next to green lantern on splash mountain but you have a secret identity and he doesn’t so you just kind of have to pretend you don’t know each other

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

Funky alien character design save me…….. save me funky alien character design………..

[expelliarmus]

[teathattast]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My friend and I went to Disneyland together and robbed a bank but then he got executed for treason because he did a bad Mickey Mouse impression.

[adventurelandia]

1986 Star Tours posters