#aurinko crime family

[aetherixs]

*through gritted teeth* gRaNDpAPi’s ReCipE

[mr-steal-your-spleen]

I giggle every time i remember rita is canonically like 4 ft tall

[brandonwashere]

If you kick every detective out of your crime family then who will do the brooding and monologuing in the corner, Vespa?

[asexualsoup]

I would watch this version of Velma in a heartbeat. 

As always, please click the pics for better quality.  ID below the cut. 

Also, honest question: would anyone be interested in me turning the full color page into an art print? 

Page 1: The title at the top of the page reads: “Halloween Aboard the Carte Blanche (probably not canon).” The first panel shows a close-up of Rita knocking on the bathroom door (FX: “knock knock”). Her word bubble reads: Mistah Steel? You been in the bathroom an awful long time.” The second panel shows Rita’s face, revealing that she is dressed as Velma from Scooby Doo, with a wig and square glasses. Her word bubble says: “You’re not havin’ trouble with your costume, are you?” The third panel shows Juno inside the Carte Blanche’s bathroom grimacing as he holds his costume, though it’s unclear yet what his costume is. His first word bubbles say: “Some costume, Rita... You couldn’t let a lady have some dignity?” Rita’s word bubble says: “Mistah Steel.” Juno’s next word bubble says: “Rita, do I really have to-?” The final panel shows Rita in full as she waggles her finger at the bathroom door. Her first word bubble says: “Mistah Steel! We all agreed to the group costume! Includin’ you!” Through the door, Juno’s word bubble says: “Vespa didn’t.” Rita’s next word bubbles say: “Well, you ain’t Miss Vespa, boss. You don’t scare little ol’ Rita at all!” 

[ID: A seven page fanfiction comic of characters from The Penumbra Podcast. The first six are in grayscale, and the seventh is in color. 

Page 2: The first panel shows Rita with her hands on her hips as she shouts through the door. Her word bubbles say: “You pinky swore, boss! And there ain’t no take-backs with a pinky swear!” Juno’s word bubble says: “Ughghhh......fine...” In the next panel, we see Rita from behind as she looks at the door, two small hearts above her head. Her word bubbles say: “Yay! I’ll meet you in the kitchen in two minutes, boss. Thank you, Mistah Steel.” Juno’s word bubble says: “...love you too, Rita.” The next panel shows Rita in the Carte Blanche’s kitchen, eating snacks while she waits (FX: “munch munch munch”). The next panel shows Rita looking up from her snacks as we see Buddy from behind, hand sassily on her hip (FX: “gasp”). Buddy’s word bubbles say: “Rita, darling. Is this something like what you had in mind?” The next four panels are a brief montage of Rita reacting to Buddy’s and Jet’s costumes. Jet is dressed as Fred and Buddy is dressed as Daphne. Sparkles surround the two of them and an excited ramble from Rita fills the backgrounds of their panels. They are difficult to read, but it is clear Rita is very pleased by their outfits. 

Page 3: The first panel shows Rita looking up at Jet. Her first word bubbles say: “But, Mistah Jet, why ain’t you wearin’ your wig? Mistah Ransom made a big deal of lettin’ you borrow it.” Jet’s word bubble says: “That is precisely the issue, Rita. The wig in question was made to fit the thief, and so it does not fit me.” Rita’s next word bubble says: “Oh! Well, that makes sense.” The next panel shows Jet bending down so Rita can help smooth a loose lock of his hair back into his ponytail. Her word bubbles say: “You look real handsome without it anyway. And it’d be a little weird seein’ you as a blond, I guess.” The next panel shows Jet pulling at his ascot. His word bubbles say: “Could the same be said about the ascot? Surely anyone would recognize me as this character without-.” The final panel shows Rita holding up another disapproving finger. Her word bubbles say: “No, Mistah Jet! You gotta wear it! We gotta look just like they do in the streams and-.” 

Page 4: The first panel shows Nureyev, here called Ransom, entering the kitchen as the door slides open (FX: “fwsh”). His word bubble says: “I hope I’m not too late, Rita.” The next panel shows Ransom from head to knee, posing as he shows off his costume. The door closes behind him (FX: “fwwsh”). Ransom is wearing a short wig, a barely buttoned shirt, a corset, and pants with a belt, as well as some jewelry. He is supposed to look like Shaggy from Scooby Doo but is more Ransom's interpretation of Shaggy. Low cut and tight-fitting. His word bubbles say: “It took a little longer than expected, but the look is finished. In the end, I think it turned out quite flattering.” Rita’s word bubble says: “Mistah Ransom!” The next panel shows the back of Rita’s head as Ransom smiles at her. Her first word bubble says: “That’s not what you’re supposed to look like at all!” Ransom’s word bubbles say: “But Rita, dear. The design that you gave me was so simple. I had to take a few liberties to make it wearable.” Rita’s next word bubble says: “Hmmmph. Fine. But no more changes!” The next panel shows Buddy, Jet, and Ransom all standing side by side in the kitchen, surrounded by sparkles. Rita’s word bubbles say: “The gang’s mostly here. And all lookin’ so beautiful! Now we’re just waitin’ for-.” The final panel shows Rita turning around as she hears the door open behind her (FX: “fwwsh”). Her word bubble says: “Mistah Steel?” 

Page 5: The first panel shows Vespa entering the kitchen. She holds up one hand innocently while holding a cup in the other. She is not in costume, and insteads wears a comfy sweater and shorts. Her word bubble says: “Nope. Just me.” The next panel shows her socked feet as she walks across the kitchen. Her word bubble says: “Just here to get some water and then get far, far away from all this.” The next panel shows Vespa leaning over the sink to fill up her cup as Rita stands behind her. Rita’s word bubble says: “Miss Vespa, why didn’t you wanna dress up for Halloween with the rest of us? It’s fun!” Vespa’s word bubble says: “Do I gotta keep explaining myself?” The next panel shows Vespa’s profile as she frowns. Her word bubble says: “I think it’s stupid, and dumb, and a waste of time, and most of all, it’s-.” Buddy’s word bubble says: “I don’t know, darling.” The next panel shows Vespa blushing in the foreground as Buddy stands behind her, crossing her arms and grinning flirtatiously. Buddy’s word bubbles say: “I think I’d very much enjoy seeing you dressed up as a ghost or ghoul or some other ne’er-do-well. It’d be just like that wonderful date we had on Venus when you-.” Vespa’s word bubble says: “I... uh... yeah, well, I....” The next panel shows the kitchen door opening again, revealing a pair of large, plush, cartoony feet on the other side (FX: “fwwwsh”). Vespa’s word bubbles say: “Even if that’s true, Bud, first of all, it’s nobody’s business. And second, I got enough ghosts in my head to bother tryin’ to dress up as one too.” 

Page 6: The first panel shows Vespa walking back toward the kitchen door, blushing and holding her cup of water aloft. In the background, the kitchen door is open, revealing a dark shape in the doorway lost in shadow. It’s Juno in his costume, though no one has noticed him yet. Vespa’s word bubbles say: “I just want to relax, drink my water, and ignore... literally everything about this.” The next panel shows the other five crew members as they realize Juno is there. Each wears a different expression as they react to his costume, though we cannot see him yet. Vespa looks surprised. Jet and Buddy look amused. Rita looks delighted. And Ransom holds his hand to his mouth as if trying to hold back a giggle. Juno’s word bubbles say: “You know, for once, I’m gonna agree with Vespa. You made the right choice on this one.” The final panel takes up more than half the page and only shows Juno and Vespa. Juno is dressed as Scooby Doo, complete with a collar and Scooby’s grinning head on top of his. Vespa holds her cup to her mouth as she tries to hold back a laugh (FX: “snort”). Juno is rolling his eyes in embarrassment. His word bubble says: “Please don’t laugh.” Vespa’s first word bubble says: “What’s there to laugh about?” This is cut off by another snort (FX: “snort”). Vespa’s final word bubble says: “You look great, Steel.” 

Page 7: This is the final page of the comic and the only one in full color. It shows all six members of the Aurinko Crime Family as if they are posing for a picture in their Halloween costumes. Starting from the top left of the page is Jet Siquliak. He stands tall with his hands behind his back, and he smiles in the direction of where the camera might be. Dressed as Fred, he wears a white shirt with a large blue collar, an orange ascot, and blue bellbottom pants. To the right of Jet is Buddy, who grins at Vespa beside her. Her long red hair is partially tamed by a headband. She is dressed as Daphne, with a knee-length purple dress, a green scarf, and light pink tights. Beside her is Vespa, who has been convinced to dress as a ghost after all. Her costume is grayish blue in color and is in spooky tatters. She holds up the hood of her costume, matching Buddy’s smile and blushing. In front of Jet and Buddy is Rita, who also looks at the camera. She holds up two fingers and grins broadly, her eyes sparkling behind her square frames. Dressed as Velma, she wears a short brown wig, an orange sweater and matching socks, and a red pencil skirt. On the floor in front of the four of them are Ransom and Juno. Ransom is to the left, laying horizontally so the camera can catch his whole body. He poses, propped up on one arm and with his long legs crossed. He is sort of dressed as Shaggy, with an unbuttoned green shirt, a brown corset, and brown pants, though of course he has included jewelry and high heels as well. He grins flirtatiously at Juno, who sits with his legs over one of Ransom’s and blushes at Ransom’s affections. He is dressed as Scooby Doo, so his hands and feet are cartoonish paws and Scooby’s head sits on top of his own, as if Juno’s face was in Scooby’s mouth. He sits slightly hunched, his knees up near his chest and his paws in his lap. His tail extends to the right. 

End ID] 

[crystaled-cat-skull]

Ahem, the Aurinko Crime family as Opossum memes I found

Juno:

Nureyev:

Rita:

Vespa:

Buddy:

Jet:

[patriciasage]

there is nothing I love more in this world than the aurinko crime family at their best. but as a professional hurt/comfort/angst b*tch who lives for duo combination character studies?? the season four arc is doing it for me in the best/worst way.

I love Rita & Puck teasing Juno and their skills complimenting each other and how much they respect each other.

I love Buddy and Juno having quiet conversations and the shared passion/protectiveness for their family - two broads with a bone to pick!!!

I love Vespa and Juno getting on each other’s nerves not on purpose but because they’re so similar and how they fight while working together effortlessly.

I love the tenderness and deep-rooted care we hear when Buddy speaks of Jet. I love how Vespa manages to be so smitten with Buddy every time she sees her.

I love the Jet and Juno interaction; their shared experience of addiction but very different circumstances, the compassion Juno has for Jet, the fact that Jet even when he’s trying to be cruel has a line he doesn’t cross. The whole narrative from the latest episode of how the dark parts of you are not representative but are a part of you. Vespa testing Jet, telling him to k*ll her because she knows in her bones he won’t.

found family is the best shit and the aurinko crime family is the best one.

and also:

[junoverseposting]

Family Dog Car Alien Thing

[jurassicbones]

I have this headcanon in my brain that Peter Nureyev does not fall asleep with others in the room. UNLESS he trusts them. Falling asleep makes him vulnerable. he’s only vulnerable in front of certain people - Juno steel, for one. Slip, in the past.

While living aboard the Carte Blanche, he willingly falls asleep with Juno in the room, knowing he can trust him and be vulnerable with him. But, when Nureyev breaks his leg and has to be sedated, he freaks out a little. Juno says, “don’t worry, I’ll protect you.”

And while he’s sedated, resting in the infirmary, especially vulnerable, he’s attacked.

Peter Nureyev and The Mortifying Ideal of Being Vulnerable.

[notreyev]

the aurinko crime family docuseries (kinda like wwdits & the office)

buddy: hit my childr— hit my family? i would never even consider it.

juno & nureyev: [distant yet obnoxious kissing]

vespa: [from a distance]: MAYBE YOU SHOULD START TO. [in direction of juno & nureyev] GET A FUCKING ROOM!!!

—

juno: what’s that supposed to mean? we’re not that loud. sure, the big guy can hear us sometimes, and sometimes we’ve got to apologize in the morning—but i dont think jet minds too much.

—

jet: i do.

—

juno: i mean, look at him. just- just pan the camera-

[camera pans to the kitchen, where nureyev is failing to clean his glasses]

juno: could you keep your hands off that? i couldn’t. i don’t. i’ve got noo shame. [sizing up nureyev] hey baby

—

rita: well, ya see—i love mistah steel, and i love that he loves mistah ransom, and it’s real sweet and all. sometimes their kissy noises are louder than the kissy noises on my streams, and that! is rreally impressive! so, like, it’s not a huge problem, and i mean as long as they’re happy and all i don’t mind! [evidently strained]

—

vespa: [shouting at juno and nureyev, back facing the camera] WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE. KEEP YOUR GODDAMN CANOODLING. IN A PRIVATE. SPACE.

—

vespa: i’m gonna throw those fucking pathetic dipshits out of the airlock before my brain starts rotting at a fatal pace again.

[jupiterslifelessmoons]

Aurinko crime family as text posts

Juno:

Nureyev/Ransom:

Rita:

Vespa:

Buddy:

Jet:

The ruby 7:

[seizethegay420]

Rita: I've started sleeping with a knife to protect myself

Jet: I sleep with a gun

Juno: pussys

Vespa: why what do you sleep with Steel

Juno: Ransom

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Or alternatively

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Buddy: *scoffs*

Rita: why what do you sleep with Captain A

Buddy: Vespa

[aetherixs]

you mean to tell me that after ALL THAT nureyev told juno his NAME

HIS NAME???

AFTER KNOWING HIM FOR A DAY????

[mr-steal-your-spleen]

You dont need working hearts to celebrate 4ever love day with your wife

[brandonwashere]

This quote is so Juno coded

[asexualsoup]

Part 2 of the Steel/Citadel mashup. Ask and ye shall receive.

Also, Carriage!Ruby 7 might be my new favorite thing. 

[ID: A series of five fan art drawings of characters from The Penumbra Podcast, in color. The first is a drawing of Buddy Aurinko, Vespa Ilkay, and Jet Sequliak dressed in medieval-inspired outfits. The second image is a solo Jet, wearing leather armor and gripping the sword on his hip. The third image is a solo Buddy, smiling as she pulls up the skirt of her dress to reveal a hidden blade. The fourth image is a solo Vespa, wearing a cloak and crouched low to the ground. And the final image is a sketch of a green medieval carriage with a pair of eyes at the front and a small flag at the back that reads “Ruby 7.” A silhouetted Peter Nureyev and Juno Steel approach it. 

Nureyev’s speech bubble says: “It’s the greatest getaway carriage in the Northern Wilds, Juno!” 

Juno’s speech bubble says: “Nureyev... It doesn’t even have a horse!!!” 

End ID] 

[crystaled-cat-skull]

Buddy and Vespa...........Vespa and Buddy