#automatic email generator

[ai-content-generation]

What are Product Descriptions?

Product descriptions are a specific type of marketing copy with one primary goal: To sell products! It doesn't matter what you're selling. If you have an e-commerce website, you need product descriptions. This copy serves many purposes.

In addition to selling goods, it helps give potential customers a better idea of what your products offer. It's how buyers understand your items when they can't hold them in their hands.

The quality of your descriptions matters. They can make or break your success. Fortunately, there are many ways to create engaging copy compelling enough to get shoppers to click "add to cart!"

Lean Into Your Brand Identity

It doesn't take more than a few minutes of shopping on multiple sites to see that product descriptions can vary in tone and quality. Whether you have a team writing text manually or you use an automatic product description AI platform, you have considerable flexibility.

Some go with a more serious tone, listing the features and benefits without much embellishment. Others take a quirkier approach, infusing humor and fun into the copy.

The key to writing successful descriptions is to stick with your brand identity. Read the room and consider what types of products you're selling. Then, refer to your established branding and reputation.

Descriptions should match the tone you've already set. Otherwise, that copy will feel inauthentic!

Focus on the Benefits

Customers turn to product descriptions to learn about things they're interested in buying. They expect to see information about key features. But your copy should be more than a list of specifications.

Technical information is still important because it builds trust and authority. But you can also treat descriptions as an organic conversation like a salesperson would have with a shopper in-store.

The best marketing copy leans into the benefits a product offers. Use your description to tell shoppers why they need it. Explain how it benefits them to make it feel like a must-have. Whether you use an automatic product description AI platform or not, emphasizing what makes your offering so great can make a big difference.

Read a similar article about AI article summary generator here at this page.

[rosesradio]

for the life of me i don’t understand why job applications have you submit a resume, and then essentially…copy all the content of that resume into the boxes for work history, references, etc? like is it just to fuck with us or…?

[a-passing-storm]

guys what if i told you i fucked up college so badly already

[orcelito]

checked in for my flight tomorrow and i am hissing biting tearing @ the fact that they dont have a gate assigned for my flight yet

i know the general area since i know the airline im flying with but i DONT. LIKE. not being able to plan ahead.

[brightstars-prettyflowers]

The CULTURE SHOCK that i experienced as someone from a blue collar family when i started working my white collar jobs and everyone was... Available all the time.

friends, if I can give you one piece of advice for those of you who are new to work, or are about to enter the workforce, especially if you have any sort of office job:

Do not work on your days off.

"But--"

DO NOT WORK ON YOUR DAYS OFF.

[prismagic]

Discord has added generative AI features to servers.

Here are THREE THINGS you need to do today.

1️⃣ YOUR SERVER

Go into server settings -> roles -> Default permissions

Search for "external apps" and disable it

2️⃣ YOUR FEEDBACK

Access Discord support -> https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/requests/new

Go into Help & Support > Feedback/New Feature Request

Denounce generative AI and request the feature be removed. Bring up privacy concerns for yourself, your data, and for minors.

You will get an automatic reply to this request- PLEASE REPLY TO THE EMAIL TO PUSH IT TO THE TEAM or else it will get discarded.

3️⃣ ON MOBILE

Access your app store

Leave a 1 star review and publicly denounce generative AI and Discord's use of it

Reblog this to spread the word, I'm tired of the enshittification of the things I use in my day to day life.

[douchebagbrainwaves]

IT'S SAFE FOR STARTUPS

When parents are of different religions, they'll often agree between themselves that their children will be raised as Xes. Wow. It's not just the user who's human. Life in a zoo is easier, but it was simpler than they realized. And the reason everyone doesn't use it is that there's more environment in the mix than most people realize. Or rather, a large organization has felt this. You don't win fights by thinking of tricks that work in one particular case. A suburban street was just the right size.

I were a legislator, I'd be delighted, and yet this email would be both commercial and unsolicited. The purpose of this article is not just to baldly state the facts. Combine this with the confidence parents try to instill in their kids, and every year you get a lot of squawking coming from my hen house one night, I'd want to go out and find their own stories, at least, that it's hard to spend more than a slight stirring of discomfort. And often these gaps won't seem to be missing. We occupy a new, smaller kind of animal that has moved into it. The problem is, as you would in a field that was more honest. I ignored it the way you let yourself ignore a bug that only appears intermittently. But I'm convinced they got this right by accident. One way to tell how good people are at empathy is to watch them explain a technical question to someone without a technical background.

9762507 cgi 0. Hackers need to understand the advantages of outsiders while increasingly being able to siphon off what had till recently been the prerogative of the elite. But it's convenient because this is an example of that rare bird, a spam that arrived while I was writing this article. They remind us where we come from. At Yahoo it felt as if there was a type of programmer who would only put five or ten lines of code on a page, preceded by twenty lines of elaborately formatted comments. Try talking to everyone you can about the gaps they find in the world. That will generally work unless you get trapped on a local maximum, like 1980s-style AI, or C. What if you run out of ideas? We're counting on it being 5-7% of the upside, while an employer gets nearly all of it falls short of the editor-damped writing in print publications.

5x. 1/g ngood min 1/b nbad where word is the token whose probability we're calculating, good and bad. Most were emerging from twenty or so years of being told what to do and when the way a boss can. If the same person does both, they'll inevitably mumble downwards at the computer screen instead of talking clearly at the audience. You could make a preliminary drawing if you wanted to, but only for a small one, and instead of physical knobs it had buttons and an LED display. Are you the current leader? I learned it hadn't been so neat, and the key to flexibility, I think you implicitly solicit a receipt, and notification when the order ships. Even if the product doesn't entail a lot of de facto control after a series A is clearly heard-of. But focus has drawbacks: you don't know very well, the convention is to seem extra friendly. Indeed, c0ck is far more damning evidence than cock, and Bayesian filters know precisely how much more interesting a democratic news site can be than a front page controlled by editors, and how much is because big companies made them that way, and how consistently bad people fail as startup founders.

I do it on that computer. Boston VCs had the first shot at them. And in fact, don't even ask for their email address unless you need it for some reason. The list of n things. The Day of the Jackal, by Frederick Forsyth. They didn't feel the need to seem serious, the weight of a few smart friends. And the things I find missing when I look at the stuff anymore. If they did, I see no reason to believe today's union leaders would have to get bought or go public, you won't be able to deliver more software to users. Why is that so?

0 false positives, I'm talking about filtering my mail based on the actual mail he receives. Boston. Not quite. Sufficiently aware, in my database, of. Ajax application, was the result of a startup is that there are few checks on releases. And so the median language has enormous momentum. Why is it that research can be done, no matter how many people you put on a task, or how evidence should be combined to calculate it. In an opera it's common for one person to write the libretto and another to set the temperature and another to write the libretto and another to set the temperature and another to write the libretto and another to write the libretto and another to set the temperature and another to write the new program in the same language. If you start the company, regardless of how many board seats they have. 4 is a good way to learn. Unfortunately, beautiful things don't always make the best subjects for papers. Because the main points are unconnected, the list of n things is so relaxing.

Thanks to Sam Altman, Chris Anderson, Paul Buchheit, Trevor Blackwell, Adaptive Path, Robert Morris, and Pete Koomen for putting up with me.

[manmishra]

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[msdk-00]

mom keeps sending me job listings and telling me to apply for them but i keep telling her i have like one requirement out of seven requirements so there's no way im gonna get it. but she gets me to apply for it anyways lol

[quecksilvereyes]

oh my god do not click links in emails that tell you to verify your data or your bank account gets locked or click links in messages telling you your safety protocol is ending, like, tomorrow, you will get SCAMMED SO BAD AND YOU WILL LOSE A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY never ever let anyone pressure you into giving away login information especially to your online banking by creating a sense of urgency oh my GOD

some things to look out for

1. spelling mistakes. do you know how many rounds of marketing and sales experts these things go through? if theres a spelling mistake dont click it

2. not using your name. if an email adresses you with "dear customer" or, even worse, a generic "ladies and gentlemen", it is most likely not actually targeted to you

3. verifying or login links. even IF your bank was stupid enough to send these to customers, dont EVER click those. look at me. they can legally argue that youve given your data away and thus they dont have to pay you anything back DONT CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK

4. creating a sense of urgency. do this or we lock your account next week. do this or your ebanking stops working tomorrow. give us all your money in cash or your beloved granddaughter will get HANGED FOR MURDERING BABIES. no serious organisation would ever do something like that over email or sms. ever. hands off.

5. ALWAYS CHECK WHO SENT YOU THE EMAIL. the display name and the email adress can vary a LOT. anyone can check the display name. look at the email adress. does it look weird? call the fucking place it says its from. you will likely hear a very weary sigh.

6. if its in a phonecall, scammers love preventing you from hanging up or talking to other people to have a little bit of a think about whats happening. there should always be a possibility to go hey i wanna think about this ill call back the official number thanks.

7. do not, i repeat, do NOT a) call a phone number flashing on your screen promising to rid your computer of viruses after clicking a dodgy link and b) let them install shit on your computer like. uh. idk. teamviewer.

7.i. TEAM VIEWER LETS PEOPLE USE YOUR COMPUTER HOWEVER THEY WANT AS LONG AS THEYRE CONNECTED. IF YOU DONT KNOW FOR FUCKING SURE YOURE TALKING TO ACTUAL TECH SUPPORT DONT GIVE ANYONE ACCESS TO YOUR COMPUTER.

fun little addendum: did you know a link can just automatically download shit? like. a virus? an app you can't uninstall unless you reset your entire device? dont click links unless youre extremely sure you know where they lead. hover your mouse over it and check the url.

thanks.

[ms-demeanor]

thoughts on using library computers to disguise your digital footprint? because if the machine gets wiped when you log out, and the library doesn't keep detailed records of what machine you were using when, then all someone else would have is IP data unconnected to a person and also mixed in with whatever else folks were doing on the library computers

The machine absolutely does not get wiped when you log out and there's very little chance that a library computer will let you fire up Tor. You're better off using a traffic anonymizer than you are trying to use public computers to cover your tracks. The IP address IS the big risk here.

Libraries are generally really good about protecting their patrons' privacy and I respect the hell out of them for that but computers log everything that you do and can be subpoenaed as evidence even if the library wants to protect user privacy.

Also, I love libraries but you should treat every public computer you come across like it has a keylogger installed on it because it might. Your city could have an overzealous city council that has more control than it should over the library board and has taken it upon themselves to add covenanteyes to the library computers. Your library crew could be fantastic but less tech-savvy than is ideal and may not realize it if malware is installed on one of the machines. The library may clear browser history twice a day but the ISP still has a record of where you went and what time you went there. Somebody could have literally plugged a keylogger into a USB port on the back of the machine.

The point of a traffic anonymizer is it hides where the traffic originated; each node knows where the previous hop came from and where the next hop went, but not what came BEFORE the previous hop or what happened after, or how long the chain was, so there is no way to tell if a message originated in the US or Brazil or Vietnam or Sweden. Sending traffic from a library does the opposite of this, and very clearly says "the person who sent this message did so from this geographic area; they sent messages from these five libraries so we know they're probably within X distance of these libraries" which is a hell of a lot easier to look for than "I can't even say what continent these messages originated from."

Let us say that you go to a library to log in to your protonmail account and email a journalist a link to a file that you've saved in cryptpad. You have the link written down so you don't have to go to a secondary site and you just go sit down directly at the computer and log in to protonmail and fire off your email to the journalist. The email is encrypted, so you know the contents of the email are safe. Let's say the browser history gets automatically wiped every time you close it, and you close it as soon as you stand up and walk away. Here's the incriminating information that generated:

IP address where you accessed your protonmail account

Your protonmail email address, the journalist's address, the time you sent the email, the subject line of the email

And here are the people who can be subpoenaed to share some or all of that information with the government:

The Library's ISP

The Library, who may not carefully track users but who do have event logs on the computers and traffic logs on the firewall

Protonmail

IF you only ever logged in to your protonmail account from that ISP one time, and if you've never logged in to your protonmail account anywhere that is close to your house or your job, you may be fine. But if you logged in to your protonmail on your personal cellphone at work so that you could send photos of documents to yourself, there's some data tying that account to a local IP address. If you set up the protonmail account on a whim at a coffee shop, there's some data tying that account to a local IP address. If you get an email back from the journalist and go to another local library to open it, there's some data tying that account to another local IP address.

And that gets narrowed down very quickly. "Who has access to these sensitive and leak-worthy documents through working at this entity who also lives within a 100 mile radius of these three login locations? Is it 50 people? Is it 5 people? Of the 15 people who have access to these sensitive and leak-worthy documents who work at this entity and live within 100 miles of the three login locations, who is likely to be doing the leaking? Do we fire them all? Do we interview them? Do we compare IP addresses that they've used to log in to work remotely and find that two of them have logged in at the coffee shop? Of those two, one has facebook selfies in a maga hat and the other has a less visible online presence. Let's check their traffic history. Did they check tumblr on a lunch break? Maybe once or twice? Maybe a few times? Sure seems like they are pretty dead-set against the administration. Let's double-check the access logs for this information. Let's review security footage. Let's install the monitoring on their workstation."

The thing is, they're not going to catch you leaking and then track down all the data you left behind to confirm it; they're going to see a leak and get a bunch of digital footprints and use that to narrow down suspect pools. They already know that access to the data is limited and will be reviewing prior access and carefully monitoring future access. You are already in their suspect pool by already being one of the people with known access to the data. Adding an IP address that is geographically close to you, even if it isn't your home IP address, to that is not going to make it *harder* to find you, it can only make it easier.

So just use Tor. You're safer using an anonymizer, which you likely can't do on a library computer. Create the leak email address when you're in a Tor browser, and only EVER access that email account from Tor.

Also I don't mean to jump on you about this, but between the post I've got about why you shouldn't use your work computer to torrent and the safer leaking practices post it's clear that people really don't understand what information they're leaving behind when they use computers and the internet, or how it can be a risk to them.

Accessing burner accounts from a clear IP address means that they're not burner accounts anymore, they're burned.

[transsexula]

Seeing this again and as someone who has worked sales:

This is it. This is the game. You need to be ready for the multiple trips/calls to a manager, because often times we REALLY need the sale. (There is almost always a commission that is dangled over your head. Not in a straight forward way. One of my previous jobs required us to balance six I repeat SIX different numbers to be able to get a PERCENTAGE of our commission. Which we were both supposed to think as "a huge chunk of your salary" but also "an extra that you are lucky to get")

If one company will not meet your standards, there is another company that will likely be able to.

If you want the best outcome from any business with a "Sales" team. Come in knowing exactly how much you are willing to pay and do as the above said. Ask a lot of questions, but also make sure to listen to what the employee is saying to you. We often have to word things in a VERY specific way- both for legal reasons, and because our managers are usually breathing down our necks, and like things pitched a certain way.

Sometimes you can pick up on what we are putting down if you consider how we said stuff. If I had more braincells I would give some examples- but really, just try to keep your social sensors out for certain words being stressed, or repeated.

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

[furiouszealot]

UPDATE: As of 25/04/2025, 4chan is back up and running again. This post and its addendum will be kept as is, and will no longer be updated unless it goes back down again. If you were on /ghost/, it was a pleasure shitposting with you.

All right, I know no one gives a shit, but let me give you a recounting of the fall of 4chan from the perspective of someone who was there and has been lurking both 4chan and tumblr for a few years now.

I'll try to provide as much context as I can, but a lot of images were either lost or im too lazy to look for them in the +5000 reply thread in soyjak party.

Anyways, info below:

So, necessary context: a few years back, 4chan had a board called /qa/, which if you know little about the page, you may think every board is like /b/ or /pol/, which means a containment cess pool of grifters, (you) baiters, incels, and other deranged individuals. The thing is, /qa/ was somehow worse. The entire board was plagued and infested with soyjack edits, board culture was a nuclear disaster, anons were incredibly hostile in there, you know the drill, the big bad 4chan, but this time its actually true.

One day, moderation deleted /qa/, anons that posted there got mad, tried to raid other boards, failed, and then moved on to an altchan called soyjack party, which entire purpose you can guess from its name alone.

Apparently, the boards that allow pdf uploads (paper and origami, for example) didn't check if the uploaded file was actually a pdf file, so postscript files could be used to get access. This is as far as my understanding of web backend goes, sorry.

The hacker claims to have been working on this since 2021, and that he had access since about a year ago, but was recopilating data.

Now, what actually happened when the hack ocurred? Well, a banner of miku dancing with a song that played automatically was placed on top of every board, with the text "/QA/ IS BACK", this was possible because apparently no board was ever deleted, they were just hidden from the public.

A thread was then made on soyjack party, claiming authorship over the hack, and shit went south from there. Anons went en masse to talk there, a lot of weird discussion happened, the thread got the bump limit removed and got pinned, more than 5k posts were amassed on the first night alone. Keep in mind this happened at about 8 pm and most of the stuff went on through midnight.

So, the hacker leaked some things, first of all, the html files for the entirety of /j/ and the email address for every moderation member (important note: the pressence of .gov mails was disproven by the hacker themselves, so i guess there were never any feds), what is /j/? the board exclusive for jannies and moderators to discuss actions taken on the website regarding spam, ban evaders, threads spiraling out of control, etc. Among other things, some of the inner workings of 4chan got revealed, such as the web extension for jannies that allows them to do their job easily, how reports are handled, and other stuff. (Anecdotically, some guy got permabanned for calling anons jews or n-words over a 100 times in the same few threads)

Then, the source code got leaked. Important to say, the hacker removed the part of the source code related to the captcha, as to not facilitate bot attacks on the future, and all information related to email verification or 4chan pass users information also got removed, so all in all users are safe.

What was found on the sourcecode? That it was old, mostly. Most boards used code that hasn't been updated since about 2016, and /flash/ used the exact same code from when it was created back on 2011.

From there, desuarchive, a site that archives threads that die from bump limit, opened a dragon ball general on ghost mode, and thus began what later got called /ghost/, a solely text based thread with well over 20k replies as of right now, where a fraction of the 4chan population took refuge and is currently discussing random things with no particular topic. Kinda hard to read, but its comfy.

What does this mean for other sites? Not a lot, really. A lot of anons already crossposted in 4chan and tumblr already, and the ones that din't most likely wont come here. Some of the bigger/most dedicated groups, like /vt/, migrated to other boards. Various altchans are trying/tried to catch some of the flock of users that got lost, but i doubt it will get anywhere, since soyjak party for example was struggling with just the influx of users that came for the hack thread given its poor infrastructure. Kiwifarms saw a surge of new accounts apparently, but a lot of anons kinda loathe the idea of having to register, so theres that.

Smaller communities, such as generals that didn't get a lot of traffic, or boards on the slower end (say, /ic/, /lit/, etc) will probably vanish or disseminate until (or if) 4chan comes back up. I'd say give it a month, don't get your hopes up whether you want it to stay dead or want it to come back.

Given how many anons are staying on places like /ghost/ or other similar archives with the same ghost posting feature, i doubt it will be as bad as people are making it sound. Besides, the communities that are most likely to migrate to places like tumblr are either /co/, /vg/ or /lgbt/ refugees, which aren't THAT bad. Not every board was like the main cesspools (/b/, /r9k/, /pol/).

From now on, either 4chan comes back up in a few weeks (somewhere between 2 weeks to a month is expected), altchans capture the migrating anons, or a brand new imageboard rises from the ashes to become the new go-to site for old 4chan posters.

In conclusion, nothing ever happens, but also don't worry, chances are this won't affect tumblr in the slightest. If it does, you can cash in your "you were wrong" ticket whenever you want, i'll take the L.

As a footnote, keep in mind: NO users were compromised, if you ever posted there and are worried for your safety, physical or digital, you are safe.

Edit: Forgot to add, if you are a 4chan refugee, im BEGGING you to dm me and tell what board you were from and where are you migrating, if at all.

[defira85]

I realise Tumblr is hardly the market for this, but for those of us who do use LinkedIn, they've just enabled Generative AI as an Opt-Out setting. It will automatically be set to On unless you go in and turn the setting off yourself

If you're lucky enough to be in the EU, Switzerland or the UK, it should be set to Off by default

Everyone else cosplaying as a grown-up business person like me, go change your settings. If you don't have the email warning you of the change, it's in Settings on your profile under Data Privacy

[theholmwoodfoundation]

OFFICIAL SEASON ONE RELEASE SCHEDULE!

It's here! The release schedule for Season One of The Holmwood Foundation has arrived!

Rolling from June into August, we will be releasing our 45-minute long episodes bi-weekly, with a livestream in the middle of each release block featuring listen-alongs, live drawing, interviews and more!

Please find important dates below!

Episode 02 Patreon/Kickstarter Release - Monday 9th June Episode 02 General Release - Tuesday 10th June Episode 02 Listen-along Livestream - Wednesday 11th June Livestream - Tuesday 17th June Episode 03 Patreon/Kickstarter Release - Monday 23rd June Episode 03 General Release - Tuesday 24th June Listen-along/Livestream - Tuesday 1st July Episode 04 Patreon/Kickstarter Release - Monday 7th July Episode 04 General Release - Tuesday 8th July Listen-along/Livestream - Tuesday 15th July Episode 05 Patreon/Kickstarter Release- Monday 21st July Episode 05 General Release - Tuesday 22nd July Listen-along/Livestream - Tuesday 29th July Episode 06 Patreon/Kickstarter Release - Monday 4th August Episode 06 General Release - Tuesday 5th August Listen-along/Livestream - Tuesday 12th August Episode 07 Patreon/Kickstarter Release- Monday 18th August Episode 07 General Release - Tuesday 19th August Listen-along/Finale Livestream - Wednesday 20th August

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As always, if you have any questions, comments or concerns, please feel free to message any of our social medias, or email us directly at theholmwoodfoundation@gmail.com

Catch up with episode one, plus our bonus 1.5 minisode, on our Acast, or anywhere you get your podcasts!

[siriuslysmutty]

Price gets the notification. (Part 2 to this)

CW: Pregnancy, inappropriate relations, Price is still giving orders, angst with a soft(er) ending

The email appears in his inbox while his team is getting they're routine medical checks. The words NOTICE: Medical Check Denied flashes on the subject line and he groans outwardly. He gets them for recruits that don't meet weight or injured themselves and try to walk it off. Below it reads the automatic generated line of:

"Captain J. Price, this email is to notify you that the following soldier is not fit for active duty and cannot..." he rubs a palm down his face in irritation. He's not in the mood today. He'd slept wrong last night, leaving him barely able to turn his head to the right, the coffee pot exploded yesterday because some idiot left it empty with the warmer on, and he hadn't even had his smoke break this morning because of paperwork piling up.

He's hoping it's one of the grunts so he can designate filling the spot to his lieutenant. Dragging his mouse to click on the email, he lets his eyes scan it.

Only his brow furrows at the name listed. Your name. "God dammit," he grumbles with experation. He knew your streak of best behavior would end, he just didn't know when.

Ever since that night where he'd pinned you down and fucked you into submission he'd felt the guilt and shame gnawing at the back of his mind. His biggest pain in the ass and the most infurating subordinate he had broke him. Him!

He couldn't deny the effectiveness his inapproariate behavior had on you. You could still barely meet his eyes. You hadn't denied a single order from him since. Gone were the days that you mouthed off to your Captain and in were the days that you followed orders. A miracle that had the rest of the team nearly as baffled as him.

When Simon pressed a few weeks ago about what'd he'd done Price had managed out a calm, "Finally found a punishment that stuck." But refused to elaborate more.

He hates that he has to adjust his trousers a bit at the simple sight of your name on his monitor. (Because as pained as he is to admit, that night had been playing like a broken record in his head in every quiet moment of the last month.) But he narrows his eyes to see just what you'd done now.

Captain J. Price, this email is to notify you that the following soldier is not fit for active duty and cannot be deployed.

Your name sits on the next line by itself in all caps. Tauntingly.

Due to PREGNANCY this soldier is not permitted to be deployed. The attached forms will need to be filed within a week of this email to further this case. Any inquaries must be sent to the Human Resources Department to fight this case.

His heart stutters before he finds himself roaring out a louder "GODDAMMIT!"

He sees red because of that little shit! Furious over the fact that you could possibly be so reckless. It only lasts a moment. A breif moment where he's cocking his arm back to throw his hat.

Then he's shouting "FUCK!" because he realizes he can't even *blame* you. Not certainly. Because it is entirely pausible he is a party to this incident, and if so, there will be hell to be paid by both of you.

A knock sounds. The lazy rap of it tells him it's probably his lieutenant. The door cracks before opening and sure enough, Riley is peering at him with a bland expression. "Someone piss in your coffee?" He grunts.

"Where is she?" He hisses at his lieutenant who doesn't even have to ask. He already knows from the veins on the Captain's forehead.

"Sent her and the other two Sargeants to medical for their physicals twenty minutes ago. Need me to fetch her?" He rumbles in that Manchester accent.

"Immediately."

He gets a nod of affirmation and off his lieutenant goes, no questions asked. It takes all of ten minutes before the knock returns and the door to his office is opened again.

"In ya get." His lieutenant orders, irrately at you.

What Price is not expecting is the tears streaking your face as you slide in, too terrified to even look at him. You sniffle and flinch as Ghost slams the door behind him and leaves you to be displined.

Price wavers a beat, silence filling his office asside fro. You descreetly sniffling and wipijg your eyes. He begins sternly, trying his best not to fold to those pitiful hiccups. "Well? What've you got to say for yourself?"

You finally look at him with puffy eyes. "Wh-what are you... refering to, Captain?" You manage to croak.

"The email from medical I just got about you being unfit for active duty!" He bites out, short tempered.

You sob. Actually sob. "They already emailed you?" Your disbelief is clear. He marches around his desk to loom over you.

"How many men have you been entertaining exactly?" He demands sharply and more tears well up in your eyes at what he's insinuating.

Your lip wobbles and you shrink before murmuring. "Just you..." all at once his heart aches. Guilt rushes back to him. Drowning him.

"I need the fuckin' truth," he bites out, softer than before. "I deserve to know the truth."

"You..." you sniffle. "Only you..."

Price sighs after watching you hold your ground despite everything. It's a wrench. A shock. Something that terrifies John.

"Shite..." he mutters lowly, then he's coaxing you gently against his chest and you go willingly as he pulls you into a deep hug. "Alright, I'm sorry for yelling." He hums. "Your not the only one to blame."

You tremble in his arms and toughen up as quick as you can. A moment of pity. It gives him a moment to plan. Consider his options. And by the time your drying your tears and sitting back he's got everything plotted out

"I'll get the paperwork started for your transfer." Your eyes widen at him.

"What!? But Captain-!"

"I'll have none of that," he huffs. "You are not allowed to be in the same unit as your husband if he's not the same rank. That is a conflict of interest." Your eyes bug at him.

"Husband!?"

"I'll book the chapel, too. Just worry about picking out a dress." He hums like your discussing mission objectives and not marriage, swiping a stray tear trail with a calloused thumb.

"Captain, I never agreed-" His palms press to your cheeks, tilting your face up towards his.

"The mistake has been made," he grunts out. "I'm still your Captain as of this moment. So I'm ordering you to go pick out a dress for the chapel. Don't you worry about anything else. I've got it covered, we'll have you in married housing by the end of the week."

"But, sir, we-"

"Ah, ah. Stress is bad for the baby." He insists and then his mouth is on yours for a firm kiss. "Go on. Got paperwork to file. You're dismissed."

Your world is spinning all at once, but don't you worry. He's got a plan for every situation and he's not one to botch much.

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