#avengelyne

[eschergirls]

I was fixing up the Avengelyne tag when I ran into this picture and thought it'd be perfect for this month's caption contest!

There's just so much going on from the poses to the faces to just... everything.  So yeah, caption away!

What do you think is going on? What are they doing? What are they saying?

You can submit your caption here using reblog or reply, on the main site using Disqus comments, or on email at eschergirls@gmail.com!

The best captions will win and I'll choose the winners in 2 weeks (and winners can choose prizes if they want, though the prizes are optional, you can just participate for fun if you want!) 

Good luck everybody!

(Cover from Avengelyne: Seraphicide #1/2, Avatar Press)

[comfortfoodcontent]

1995 Avengelyne Prophet Crossover Extreme Comics House Ad

As with most Liefeld company house ads, the creators solicited/advertised are always in some way false advertising

[femmefataleart]

Avengelyne by Al Rio

[wwprice1]

Anyone who claims this was on their Bingo card is lying! 😂

[luckydiorxoxo]

Olivia Wilde to direct a film adaptation of comic book series ‘AVENGELYNE’ with Margot Robbie producing.

[betterboxd]

A film adaption of ‘AVENGELYNE’ is in the works.

Olivia Wilde is set to direct with Margot Robbie set to produce.

(Source: Deadline)

Avengelyne is a comic book character created by Rob Liefeld and Cathy Christian. Avengelyne is an angel who fights the forces of evil and often finds herself face-to-face with demons and monsters.

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Avengelyne Trade Paperback Cover Art by Julie Bell

[masamune7905]

Avengelyne from Maximum Press. I am a sucker for some 90s comic books and I have a number of Avengelyne books in my collection :) she is an angel who fights against the forces of evil, killing demons and monsters. What’s not to love? Piece done with #artezaeverblendmarkers. . . . . . . . #avengelyne #maximumpress #awesomeentertainment #robliefeld #avatarpress #arcanastudios #imagecomics #90scomicbooks #arteza @artezaofficial https://www.instagram.com/p/CmILuJVvWaR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[volfoss]

comics mutuals how do u find what issues a character is in if theyre from a more obscure publisher/nothing is documented securely on what issues theyre in and what issues they are not in

[eschergirls]

It's been 2 weeks so it's time to announce the winners of the November caption contest featuring Avengelyne... captured...?

Each winner will get to choose a prize if they wish (but you don't have to, you can just participate for fun, I just wanted to give a prize because I enjoy the caption contests and entries).

Like last time, I've decided to organize the entries by the way they were submitted, just to make it easier.

Here are the caption entries, I got so many this time and they were all so good it was hard for me to choose winners:

From Mastodon:

Claire: "she looks like she is kind of surprised there was a lady on the other end of that chain" Dollcomics: “Sweep the floors, clean the bathroom, polish the chains AND a $500 cleaning fee? Ugh, AirBNBs are the worst” Socketwench: "Look, I really think you need an MRI, a physical therapist, or a chiropractor." "Just pull, okay? My back hasn't cracked in a f-ing week."

From Disqus and Email:

Imry: "It's company policy that all captured heroes need to be sexily chained up. It's ineffective, time-consuming, expensive, and the the minions hate it more than the heroes... but nobody can complain because they aren't part of a union and don't have collective bargaining powers. Do you want your work uniform to give you a permanent wedgie? No? Then join a union!" Karmazyna: "How many times do I have to tell you: whatever you find in the Home Depot's clearance section is NOT clothing material!" Leak: "Give me a moment, and we'll have you elongated to Liefeld Standard(TM) in no time..." Mel: "Would you stop tugging? The lock isn't on yet! You're so impatient; I'm never doing a kinky photoshoot with you again." P J Evans: "A private party? You didn't say it was a private party!"  

From Tumblr:

@angrybidoof: "When you book a chiropractor off Craigslist" @anna-neko: "and I will keep pulling, until your dumb face finally makes an expression" @atomicmosaic: "she seems miffed: "that all you got? I'm like a centimeter off the floor"" @captainacerbic: "are you positive that this method will make me taller and thinner? If so, don't stop even if I cry" "Got it gurl" @captainlordauditor: "With no access to a BDSM dungeon, the castle's armory proved an acceptable substitute for an impromptu demonstration in the purpose of the time travelers' costumes. " @cenobitic-anchorite: "When I told you we were out of toilet paper, this was NOT the solution I had in mind!" @cirquedereve: "Guess I'm really locked in to this relationship." @differenttriumphdragon: "What do you MEAN your shackles already broke!? How are we supposed to fix it when you used all the electrical tape on your costume!?" @foreversoaring: "According to her, the hottest way to decorate a bdsm dungeon was to give it a ‘museum weapons collection’ theme." @haveievermentioned: "Oh my gosh, why didn't you tell me this was your first time in a BDSM dungeon?" @inukagome15: "You've been a bad girl. Time for some avenging." @megpie71: "Look, I hate it as much as you do, but it's the only way we have to straighten out a rubber spine." @of-another-broken-heart: "Are you SURE this isn't a porn shoot?" "We need the rent money, so does it really matter?" @siklo: "-Harder! Do you want a tip or not!?" "-I don't know anymore. I think I might quit..." @sylvanas-girlkisser: "Me and my girlfriend had thought of very different things when planning our "dungeon date" but we made it work. #the katana was maybe a bit much though" @thevikingfish-nimhrodell: "This is what you get for using up all the duct tape in the house for your costume!! I don't care that it's waterproof!" @vabolo: "You know, I'm starting to think this isn't what that Sia song meant" @whitetyger123: "Stop! Why are you doing this to me?" "I don't know really. Having a wedgie as bad as mine makes people do all sorts of crazy things." @winterrssoldier: "Unconventional chiropractor helps women with scoliosis" @woodsworth: "Gurl let me get a least that posture straight for you" @youlookterrible: "this is this is showgirls innit that's elizabeth berkeley and that's the gersh" @zombiemollusk: "yeah, sorry, i forgot the safeword and this costume is waaaay too itchy." "BUT DID YOU HAVE TO BREAK THE SHACKLES??"  

Because I got so many good submissions, I'm going to pick 2 honorable mentions again and then the 3 winners!

So Honorable Mentions go to: Imry and @thevikingfish-nimhrodell!

If you're an honorable mention and want a prize and somebody in the top 3 passes it, up then I'll contact you. :)

And here are the winners:

3rd place goes to Dollcomics

2nd place goes to @angrybidoof

And finally the winner is... @cirquedereve!

If you won and would like a prize, please message me with which prize you would like.  If you came in 2nd, message me with 2 choices in order of preference, and if you came in 3rd, message me with 3 choices, etc...  I'll give you your top choice that hadn't been taken by the other winners.

The codes I have available are for: Overgrowth, Syberia, Riot: Civil Unrest, Castle Crashers, Hotel Giant 2, Not The Robots, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution, Rage in Peace, Uncertain: The Last Quiet Day, Uncertain: Light At The End, Shattered - Tale of the Forgotten King,  Morbid: The Seven Acolytes, The Swindle, Zengeon, Wayward Souls, and Nigate Tale.

Please stay tuned for another caption contest coming in December, it's going to be a special holiday themed one!

[comfortfoodcontent]

1996 Darkchylde and Avengelyne Crossover Maximum Press Comics House Ad

Art by Randy Queen

Fun Fact: Like most of Liefeld's various series in the 90's this never came out.

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Avengelyne by Al Rio

[nancydrewwouldnever]

So if this is now going to be a female team led adaptation, does that mean the female main character will no longer have to wear a g-string and corset as her main attire?

The whole time I was in my comic book phase, I could not stand Ron Liefeld at all.

[i-m-crazy]

Plus because they want a cinematic universe out of it, we could see other comics being adapted: ‘Warrior Nun Areala vs. Razor, ‘Avengelyne/Warrior Nun Areala’, ‘Warrior Nun Areala and Glory’, ‘Warrior Nun Dei’, ‘The Crimson Nun’, ‘Areala: Angel of War’, ‘Warrior Nun Brigantia’, ‘Warrior Nun Lazarus’ — all of them.

I was unaware of that but it sounds so brilliant. Quite looking forward to our nuns in the next part.

Have u read all the comics btw?