#axebodyspray

[thespoonlagoon]

Just came back from the year 2026...

EVERYBIRDIE there is cutting their pizza's with pizza axes. Get yours now before it becomes mainstream.

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Also, shout outs to Pizza, you're always there for us ❤️

[wulvert]

hey hi..... do you mind if i ask abt your ocs they look so fucking silly. what are their names. what's their family like. are they romantically involved they look like they kiss in a non platonic way.

hello! yes you can! I'm assuming you're talking about these guys cuz the rest have comics and these guys dont!

(I'm assuming. if u somehow found my tumblr organically- I make comics about my ocs here's a link to my webtoon acc (theyve been going on a while they start out pretty crusty sorry https://www.webtoons.com/en/creator/wulvert ) (paperteeths moving to webtoon originals so ppl who havent read it: nows probably a good time if u wanna catch the canvas version) (I just assume everyone who follows me has.)

so yeah for these ocs I went over the basics in this post:

axebodyspray is officially named Ax at this point, and pz while I call her pz for easyness I think lotties canon as her name now, or lot because i'm lazy.

pzs family is nice! she does not remember them at all. but they love her and do not know why she's not picking up their calls! they would love her even if she was a goo.

ax doesn't really have a family, she has humans she grew up knowing, most of them are dead, other than that nope. her relatives on earth are still alive, they have no idea what happened to her. she's legally dead on earth and has 0 information about that, wouldn't know where to begin if she wanted to figure that out.

they are! they do kiss in a non platonic way.

but if you were talking about my other ocs im sorry!!!!!!!

averys family sucks, scarlets family is worried about her, texs family is a whole thing. I've answered a lot of asks about them in like disturbing depth. paragraphs, my laptop usually starts to lag when im done ( I don't have a great tagging system, all my asks are tagged asks but I should probably label them better)

[weed-cat]

I forgot Wilbur was an actual person (and name) and not just part of your name

Him!!! This man!!!! I love him very much and also he has my favorite gender so I stole it. Our gender now. I stole the -bur suffix on account of the gender.

[lt1800]

#socialism #axebodyspray https://www.instagram.com/p/B1mMj93l5nY/?igshid=1r9i25srah29y

[joeletz]

Look at @elliott_berlin swimming away like a little Swedish fish through the sweaty sold out city of Hannover on night 2. He’s a slithery little hot dog man he is. I love him he loves me too he Swedish massages my feet sometimes. #elliotisswedish #lotlapcrowdpicdanceoff #aestheticperfection #joeletz #danielgraves #elliotberlin #emigrate #rammstein #swedishfish #slipperyhotdogman #slimeyweenieguy #axebodyspray #2cool4school #dontdodrugZ (at SubKultur - Hannover) https://www.instagram.com/p/BwnV4UsAJmj/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1189p7djom244

[cfshatter]

Happy Monday!!! Prom Night rules are in effect!! 1.) If you come stag, underwear is optional. 2.) #axebodyspray a must 3.) must hit at least one regretful dance move 4.) #sunzoutgunzout #crossfit #builtfuntough #beautiful #huglife #mingletillyoutingle Email for tingles or muscles (at CrossFit Shatter)

[ambrosewb]

#sponsoredpost @offcourt_official got something here with this “Fresh Citron + Cotton” performance body spray. ✋🏾hold up 🛑 I know what you’re thinking 🤔 It’s not the #axebodyspray you used in high school. OffCpurt is different in these three ways: 1️⃣ the spend 2-3x what most personal care brands spend on scents 2️⃣ its #aluminumfree 3️⃣ its blended with prebiotics When I put it to the test - post workout and pushed my usual post workout shower back a few hours - it worked. The smell is great, but not over powering and lasts a long time. Honestly, I haven’t bought a body spray (or cologne) in years, but I’ll be keeping this in my gym bag. #myOffCourt https://www.instagram.com/p/COwdEIpny8M/?igshid=7yjrs418lzyi

[samanthalauzon]

#Hahaha @axe #AxeBodySpray #Halloween2020 #Halloween (at Laval-des-Rapides) https://www.instagram.com/p/CG1Ep6kjmoT/?igshid=1e61rh4j9uzb9

[wulvert]

WHTS UR LORE ON UR ALIEN OCS IF U HAVE ANY NEW INFO,,,WHICH ONE IS THE ONE WHO GOT INSIDES REPLACED ND WHICH ONE IS THE ONE WHO GOT OUTSIDES REPLACED,,,👽?

ok so! these guys r rly early in development still but I will loredump! but nothings concrete atm all due 2 change)

SO as i have stated I'm really bad with names- most of my ocs don't get names until really late stage, so I usually call the girl with the pink and yellow eyes PZ or lot/lottie as a placeholder, the other one, with the metal back parts doesn't even have a placeholder so for this I'll call her axe (bodyspray) (lynx here but still)

so- essentially, pz is the first human on earth to have contracted an extremely destructive alien parasite, that under the right circumstances can eat planets and destroy solar systems. but its kinda gone wrong and hasn't noticed her brain- so she's still in control of her body (whats left of it) and it hasn't managed to feed on enough alive stuff at a fast enough rate to do any actual damage. she doesn't really have many internal organs left, or bones. she doesn't remember much and is pretty lost at the moment. shes a little creepy

axebodyspray is a human, but was abducted from earth as a baby and raised as a member of an alien species- they do this because they send people out to gather information from certain planets and any destructive events that could impact the greater universes society, and its easier to do that when you blend in with a planets species. if that makes sense. unfortunately for her, alien planets are much harsher than earth, earth is considered rly cushy and soft as far as atmospheres go so humans are considered physically really fragile- so their human (and similarly squishy aliens) members of society are usually kept in safer environments as kids, then undergo pretty intensive surgery when they reach adulthood to make them more durable and capable of more basic stuff, most of her joints are metal and a lot of her skins been replaced by metal shells. they do try to keep them aesthetically still human esp under clothes, axebodyspray is wearing clothes in that picture thats not her body- but she's pretty metallic under them. her torso, legs and stuff, her necks been reinforced a lot (that's more careful and under the skin, they try to keep openly metal stuff where humans would wear clothes. she's very precious abt her hands even on earth because they haven't been meddled with at all, and she considers them the most. janky unstable things ever. but her hands are very normal. she usually wears protective gloves. she doesn't like it when people crack their joints, she hates accidentally doing it to the bone joints she has left. which is like. probably just her hands/wrists.

so, axebody spray has been sent to earth to investigate a lost blob of parasite (its blobby) and loses contact with her superiors. so shes stranded on earth looking for this blob and hoping she doesnt get caught up in a planet destroying mess. but the blobs just a freak girl. whos trying to keep her job. and she forgot what her job is. and axebodysprays never really been hugged before. and pz is angsting when she can bc sheliterally. is a skin bag of goo.

scifi bullshit aside they ere GAY

[blackwaterjesus-blog]

Who remembers? #axe #axebodyspray #kilo #throwback #whoremembers

[weed-cat]

I forget you're a real person sometimes and not like, a god or something

me too bestie

[dorky735]

#memesdaily #memes #axebodyspray

[twiztidskull]

A couple of PSAs from Katsucon 2020 delivered by @sgtskittle117 & @necrovizual. Make sure to keep this in mind as you attend all of your conventions throughout the year everyone #gasmask #deadpool #hygine #oldspice #axebodyspray #shower #deodorant #cosplay #コスプレ #katsucon #katsucon2020 (at Katsucon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9DIdmGHDsj/?igshid=1fkq05za5e310

[modernday-jay]

The axe body spray trio.

the a in awesome actually stood for axe body spray the entire time