#b99 pictures

[benevolenterrancy]

i really do love that lan wangji is secretly an enormous bitch to jiang cheng specifically it's seriously too funny

[humming-fly]

Who better to trust with a secret than a known liar?

anyways my apologies to b99 and happy countdown to the magolor bullying simulator release later this month! 

[akindplace]

useless magic by Florence Welch

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[andysexyberg]

Happy Birthday, Andy!

[mysterywriter2187]

The moment I saw the two of them together, I couldn't not think of this.

[shitslikethis]

just heard about my firefighter boys……. as a former supernatural girlie, it does feel good right now

[peabodyandsitcoms]

the way their outfits match in this cold open <33

S03E09 The Swedes

[bossyknow-it-all]

just let type A black men with leadership skills wear their funky lil hats

[isurrendertoclones]

Echo and Dogma completely nerding out about the regulations together

[thekinglemingle]

[themandazepanda]

[scarlynds]

[maraczeks]

friends s5 thread pt 2

[lemonleafloser]

Ok now please forgive this terrible and crude drawing and step into my mind. Just comedic things I think about in my everyday life…..

I keep listening to Yusef Stevens “Peace Train” which is an AWESOME song and a lot of the time I’ll listen to it while walking to work and I keep thinking about cut scenes from awesome comedic shows such as Brooklyn Nine-Nine and thought how hilarious it would be having a cut scene of someone just minding their own business on their way to work or wherever just listening to Peace Train when all of a sudden it gets to the chorus and in a flash someone runs up to them and punches them in the face. Just the irony of the situation makes me smile and crack up! So I decided to draw an example and now you can enjoy or just laugh at my lack of art skills. Up to you but yeah 😂

[madwomansapologist]

Hello! I noticed that you have Brooklyn nine nine in your masterlist

As a fan of B99, May I request a wholesome headcanon of Rosa Diaz, Amy Santiago, Jake Peralta, Charles Boyle and Terrence Jeffords' reaction of meeting the reader who is captain Raymond Holt and kevin cosner's adoptive child and is working in the 99th precinct

Sorry if this is long

99th precint meeting Kevin & Holt adoptive child would include

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synopsis: The squad already knew that Raymond Holt is a man of few words, but who would have thought that he had a child?

warnings: none. gender neutral. no race implied. no age implied. like jake and amy, everyone deserves to feel like Holt and Kevin's kid. all b99 detectives included. reader have Holt and Kevin's personality.

Dear 99th Precint, I proudly inform you that today will be my child's first day of work as a rookie cop in our precinct. Don't embarrass me. Sincerely, Raymond Holt.

• No one had ever heard Raymond talking about having a child. They never saw a photo of them on his house. Kevin never mentioned something. Or have them? No. No, they didn't.

• Even Gina was surprised. She was mean about it, of course, but she didn't knew anything.

• When Holt arrived, everyone was waiting for him on his office. Peralta tried to play cool before asking, but soon Terry was screaming about how could he have a child and didn't say anything to them.

Haymond answered without blinking an eye: "Peralta would make it weird." Everyone understood. "Hey!" Everyone except Peralta. "But why you don't have pictures with them on your house?" Amy asked. "Are you implying I would forget my child's face, Santiago?" Holt was clearly offended.

• You arrived apologizing for being three minutes and seven seconds late. Rosa widened her eyes, muttering about you being his copy. Holt smiled at that comment.

• Jake tried to act like a cool big brother but as soon as you opened your mouth he was fangirling over you. You made a mental note about calling him "bro" if you ever needed something from him or wanted to make him happy. Every single little thing you did was a reason for him to smile widely.

• Terry offered to show you the place, and told you everyone's name. He was all sweet and polite, acting like the dad of the squad. Well, he was. Terry made questions about your training and abillities. He was trying to show off, and it was working.

• Amy was affraid of saying something wrong. Amy danced when you said your father talked about her, and immediately regreted that. All her atempts of acting cool were imterrupted by Gina's jokes. She almost cried when you refered to her as your father's apprentice.

• Hitchcock and Scully thought you were already working with them. They didn't get what was happening. Holt was so glad when they went to took a nap.

• You and Rosa sat down and spent thirty minutes in absolute silence. It was the best experience of your entire life.

• Gina was waiting for you in the hallway of the bathroom. She asked if you wanna form a alliance with her. You obviously said yes, despite not knowing what she really meant by that.

• You were surprised for not meeting Boyle. On your lunch break, you realized why: he had rushed to prepare a meal for the two of you. He and Terry got into a fight about food while you were eating. It was exactly like your father told you. It was perfect.

• You have a nice feeling about working there.

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[zoya-withthepoodlesalready]

are we as a fandom going to ignore the fact that zoya was, for a moment, BLONDE?? I'm picturing like rosa from b99 at the salon level blonde and I'm BEGGING someone to draw this because I need this. Also imagining nikolai's reaction to this aaah brb gonna write a drabble