#nbc b99

[jakexamyforever]

[octopusoptimusprime]

me, talking about grown men: he’s so babygirl

[silly-centipede]

I'm so normal

*watches community 4 times*

*plays Stanley parable for 10 hours*

*takes 30 B99 personality quizzes (I'm Boyle)*

*screams that there's no silicon valley content*

*watches 10 dhmis theories*

*adds another copy of all tomorrows to my Amazon list*

Yeah, a regular guy

[devils-reign]

has anyone ever pointed out that captain holt has the bisexual flag with his own ?? probably for rosa after she came out ?? because i’m ready to riot over it

[nftdaisy]

no.2

i know you’re my endgame from the first time.

[not-a-big-slay]

The Crows as Brooklyn Nine Nine quotes

part 2

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Inej: What kind of woman doesnt owe an axe

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matthias: okay. everyone, i have good news and a bad news

jesper:my nana always said the bad news first because the good news are probably a lie

jesper:fun fact-she made me cry a lot

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wylan: ...and worst of all, i had nina greet him

kaz: what did you have her do

wylan: be herself

kaz: poor son of a bitch

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nina: retire? jesper, we're supposed to die on a job together

nina: me in a big explosion and you commiting suicide on my funeral out of respect

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jesper: if you get killed, what happens to all your debts?

everyone:

jesper: aaaaa loopholeeee

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nina: ok who are we killin. i wont do kids thats a rule, but that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick

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inej: are you really playing a gay card right now?

wylan: yas queen

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wylan: oh no, thats the look my mom gave me right before she told me my dad left-

wylan: oh god, did my dad leave my mom again?-

wylan: how do you know my mom and dad

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kaz,crying: my son is a basic bitch

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jesper: so let me get this straight, all that water park money i've been saving you wanna spend it on kids now?!

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matthias: now i get why you reffer to this as a suicide squad, jesper, because i already wanna kill myself

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inej: very nice man

kaz: yes he is

kaz: now lets figure out how to destroy him

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jesper: i didnt wanna do this, but i do know one way we could get the money

wylan: you'd make a decent prostitute

jesper: i'd make an amazing prostitute, but thats not what i was thinking

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kaz: Jesper, i want you to do nothing, just stand next to me and say 'yes, boss'

jesper: okay, boss

kaz: come on, man

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kaz:look at this place- half eaten food, crumpled tissues, pictures of your families

matthias: what's wrong with pictures?

kaz: if you love someone, you will remember what they look like

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nina: as god said when ones tried to sneak past the gates into heaven "it aint happenin honey"

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kaz: well done people

kaz: that is if you were trying to dissapoint me

[hoper-n-dreamer]

Headcannons: Rosa Diaz×platonic!reader

You giving her cute dog shaped keychain, and her using the keychain to hold her motorcycle keys.

Her bringing you chocochip cookies when she passes by a bakery, because she knows you like cookies.

Her finding out you are crying alone in the bathroom and pulling out the gun asking "give me a name and address"

Giving a stink eye to your new boyfriend/girlfriend, and investigating them thoroughly to know whether they are really good for you.

When she knows your partner makes you happy, her threatening your partner to never hurt you or else....

You hugging her one day due to a tough case, and she actually hugging you back.

You falling asleep on her shoulders and her not moving at all, and asking everyone else to shut up and not disturb you.

You bringing her RoboCop duckling toy, because it's her favourite movie, and her cracking a smile for a second.

Since you love lego, her building lego sets with you in free time , and you building her a lego motorcycle.

[mysoulisasunflower]

+ Bonus : the common bitch

Cheddar + common bitch | Brooklyn 99 (2013-2021)

"You took the wrong fluffy boy !"

[jellycolors]

𝘫𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘴𝘥

𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞/𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞

𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭

[aeshnalacrymosa]

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[jakexamyforever]

[thekayart]

OMG! What is inside of me!? 😂 This scene will never not be funny 💚

[writer-meesha]

Sirius (to Remus): Remus Lupin, allow me to introduce to you the not dead Peter Pettigrew.

Remus: What the hell is going on?

Sirius (mimics explosion): Right?! (Waves to Peter) Hey Peter just talking about how you’re alive.

Peter: Yeah I’m alive.

Remus: But whose severed finger did we find?

Sirius: Peter hold out your hands please. (To Remus) Cut it off himself. How screwed up is that? (explains everything to Remus, then turns to Peter) : Now I’m telling Remus how you betrayed our friends.

Peter: The Dark Lord would have killed me. I did it to save myself.

Sirius: Cool motive, still a murder.

[kazzlebydazzle]

Sturmhond: Who are you, exactly?

Jes: Hi, Jesper Fahey, human form of the 100 emoji.

[tookiostarzz]

:3 i made a jake peralta edit…

hes so bbg..

i might start posting brooklyn 99 edits/stuff !! but i’ll still post stuff abt atsv/ben reilly :3

[ronancexists]

New work is up! Centered around the one and only Rosa Diaz from Brooklyn Nine-Nine and Carla y Daniela from In The Heights! (Can you tell I've got a slight obsession with Stephanie Beatriz? No? Alright then.)

Hope you enjoy!!