#babygirl jr king

[zackcollins]

All Good! || MIL vs TOR || 06/01/23

[industrations]

Rosekiller girldads

Birthday gift for yazzieee @sequinhaze you’ve already seen this but ily bitch

[luckyshinyhunter]

❤️Here's a post of my favorite characters in animation!❤️

[the-babygirl-polls]

Reinhardt/Baalier Jr./Valier Jr. - Demon Prince Goes To The Academy/Demon King of the Royal Clasws

Propaganda:

a writer so shit that he almost go to hell for it. he dies from reading comments of da haterz. as a redemption, he isekais in his novel (the only one that doesn't end up with "and then meteor strikes and everyone dies"). his presence makes some people completely insane, and for others he's basically a therapist. he poses as a deliquent in a school for nobles. does his homework like a schoolgirl. his only power is self-delusion. HE'S SO PATHETIC.

Other Additions:

wettest meowmeow

[rollercoasterwords]

so like i think you mentioned smth about the uwufucation of like “bad” characters and i agree. i see sm about this and how it’s “disgusting” and like i saw someone specially talk about orion and how he’s an abuser that how it’s insensitive to victims and like, what do you think? bc i think ppl now have a hard time separating fiction for lack of better world and make everything like you said about morality and while i see where people are coming from i just don’t agree.

assuming u are talking about these posts--yes lol i have talked a bit about the uwuification of canon "bad guys." have not seen this discussion about orion being an abuser so much as i've seen people complaining about wlw rep, but i can imagine how that conversation goes.

i guess what i have to say about all that is that to me, the primary ~sin~ with the uwuification of bad characters is not so much anything to do with the ethics and morals of the characters themselves, because this is fanfiction and it's not that serious and also if someone is plucking out, say, barty crouch jr. and placing him an au where death eaters don't even exist, then it's like...well all the bad stuff about him doesn't even exist anymore, does it? so to me, the primary sin is simply that i think it's boring!

like. if u are, in fact, taking a character like orion and babygirlifying him by going "i am going to make him something that is not a shitty parent, the one thing he is in canon" then...well boys what are we left with here. if u take the character out of the character then i'm afraid all we've got is a name on paper. sure u can fill that name in with whatever u want but if what u want is just a babygirl...i'm sorry but that's boring to me. like why would i care about this character whose only trait is that he's a shitty parent if ur taking him and going "yeah but he's not a shitty parent in my story!!" like ok....well what is he then. a pinterest board? a twitter thread of his star sign and hogwarts house and favorite color? like there's nothing Morally Wrong with doing that if it's what u wanna do but....well. it is boring. which is perhaps the worst sin u can commit in my court and is grounds for immediate execution by order of the king <3

[jrueships]

I'm just curious- who are your favorite teams?

!!!!! FUN ASK !!!! sorry it took me so long to get to it, the demons, but i made a tierlist!!

LOVE the curiosity, thank u for asking!!!!!

i like a lot of teams tbh / dont mind a lot of them and don't really have That One Team I Hate because im more of a player person so i usually try finding at least one player on each individual team that can make whatever game more fun for me, so ill explain some !!

💙 I love watching pathetic people be pathetic, that's the true sport to me. I find a bigger thrill celebrating one win than 100. The rockets have my biggest attention rn because i know all the roster, the other povertys i still love but it takes some getting used to after most of em either blew things up or are in the process of !! they're still my skrungles tho <3 i will root for their win over larger markets best i can. i am not immune to underdog propaganda !!

💙 please win (they wont)

💙 ant eds and his tired bf jaden mcdaniels, Zions boyfriend rj maxey's boyfriend iq, collin sexton ochai agbaji, rjs boyfriend zion dames boyfriend cj guy that looks like swaggy p babygirl Willie green uh actually i think the pelicans belong with Cringe Gays... im too lazy to edit the photo tho but yeah Pelicans are with Cringe Gays now 🥰.. They're a good candidate for pathetic people too actually anyways, terry rozier JT thor, jaden ivey jalen duren, darius garland jarrett allen, wendell Carter Jr bol bol (i like that he frightens children)

💙 the order makes it look like i hate my hometeam but i don't 😭 i just don't pay attention to them much, mainly cus they're blacked out on nbatv but also since they're hometeam it's like, they there whatever i hope they win if they don't then it's regular Chicago depression whatever lol. I LIKE THEM and i don't pray on their downfalls, i just don't? Pay them much heed as much as other people who live near them may do. i paid them more attention when kris dunn was on the team.. bring him back and maybe Zach will stop being upset ? will it help us win games? no. but the gays 🤨? yes 🥰

💙 sorry but they're homophobic (except for you Thomas Bryant MWAH my wizard king). I don't hate any of them, but like.. if they had a downfall... so be it 🥰 (warriors can get a slight 'okay I hope you get saved at least' pass because they look polite (some of them))

[thanksforthedinosaur]

november 2022

1. carly rae jepsen - far away 2. genes - run! 3. thuy - u should feel special 4. tove lo - pineapple slice 5. tayler buono - screen 6. iri - friends 7. alaina castillo - fantasies 8. kilder - comfort me 9. terror jr - be some body 10. piri - say it 11. julia wolf - dracula 12. lolo zouaï - gummy bear 13. upsahl - into my body 14. nessa barrett - madhouse 15. mothica - nightshift 16. chloe moriondo - trophy 17. daine - stay close 18. bantug - sour flowers 19. salem ilese - exbox 20. king mala - sloppy 21. nina nesbitt - need you 22. stalking gia - obviously… 23. liv dawson - last thing on my mind 24. kailee morgue - arizona pretty 25. ruby the rabbitfoot - love without a lover 26. gabrielle aplin - never be the same 27. alex lustig - fate 28. charlie houston - comfortable 29. carlie hanson - 608 30. girl in red - october passed me by 31. fazerdaze - thick of the honey 32. babygirl - always 33. oh wonder - 22 make 34. tegan and sara - pretty shitty time 35. gracie abrams - difficult 36. noah cyrus - ready to go 37. field medic - always emptiness 38. johanna warren - hi res 39. alomar - dirty sink water 40. andrea von kampen - time + space (molto bella) 41. ann annie - riverside 42. the 1975 - when we are together 43. hozier - swan upon leda 44. katie dey - her sweet weight 45. the early november - pretty pretty 46. jizue - ordinary 47. sakanamon - mad baller 48. so much light - invincible 49. fraternal twin - cloudsong 50. frankie cosmos - abigail 51. oso oso - de facto 52. their / they're / there - a symphony of sparrows 53. the ghost ease - brb dying 54. tigers jaw - reckless 55. tragwag - failure 56. tatiana hazel - love is so fucked up 57. willow - hover like a goddess 58. blink-182 - edging 59. birds in row - rodin 60. ruby haunt - headland 61. winter - crimson enclosure 62. breakup - sorry 63. tanukichan - make believe 64. brothertiger - be true 65. dan mason ダン·メイソン - taking time 66. bladee - hahah 67. palmistry - bad vibes 68. wednesday campanella - hot pot commander 69. layfullstop - family affair 70. joyce wrice - iced tea 71. jamila woods - boundaries 72. post malone - cooped up / return of the mack https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3DLhonDh27PuRzJ6bsALrP?si=631c1d2f75bd482f

[la-alert]

Since you so asked…

What’s big saweeetie? Apparently everything in L.A. this should have been Texas the way ya’ll serving us up this sweet tea. Anyways we not gone keep you too long this week but let’s get right into it.

So we all know how Celeste got them killahsss on deck…chiii-cheese anyways. She seems to be back hanging out with her good friend Xyon. We’re not too sure if it’s because she wants her friendship back or she just trying to fill a void cause her mans Najee be out here for everybody... speaking of Hi Carter, we like you friend so we’ll spare you this time. Anyways in the messiness of it all…we all saw the cute little bundle of joy posted on our timeline the other day right? Right so if you was like us then you was also wondering…who the hell is this girl and who is the daddy. We still don’t know anything about her aside from her name is Kendra and her baby daddy is Najee! Celeste…you said its gone be some slow singing and grave digging right? Get to diggin hunty!

Summer is almost up and we are so glad…hopefully it’ll slow down the hottest girl of the summer Monique. We’re all for a good run but at this point it’s giving basic..repetitive... Amari not going nowhere anyways so just run his pockets. Anyways with their current falling out after Monique ran over his damn mailbox she went and found her a new beau to wine and dine her. Giannis has been here all of 3 minutes and he already shelling out gifts and fancy shit. We’re starting to think all of this is some kind of contract shit she has going on. Because there’s no way all these men just this desperate to be used like a second hand bag and tossed to the side afterwards. 

We love to see it! Our girl Braxtyn, guess she took our advice when we said don’t let a relationship keep you from making friends! Sis has been hanging out with Kimora, Carter and Devontae! That’s great girl because relationships are cute but don’t lose yourself in a man. Then when it’s all over you have nobody and be out here tweeting how you gotta stand on all ten by yaself lol.  

Small update…Xyon and Lauren are still hanging out..whew chile we was starting to get worried for her. Such a sweet girl but you men do her wrong! Keep it up girl we like this for you! Mekhala can you do us a favor…get out that man comments on twitter. You seeming a little too thirsty! What’s wrong? Your King not showing you love or something? Speaking of…we guess she learned to leave the light skinned charmer Dimitri alone cause he’s got his eyes set on little miss Luliya. We so glad school starting back this girl been jumping from house to house all summer. Make sure you hit us up girl we got some money we gone put on your meal card for the semester. 

You ever seen a couple and be like mm how they even get together? That’s how we feel about molly the maid…we mean Sakari and Amil. Sis are you in loveee? Gotta be cause your neighbors told us they saw you taking in the laundry bags the other night. Okay domesticated house wifeee, couldn’t be us but you know…help your mans out wash them durttty drawls babygirl! 

Like they always say post a tweet and the ladies will come running to you! Playboy Justice, what’s up zaddy! How you doing? You wanna take us to lunch too? Or is that just for you and Jailen? Next time can you take Kasey please, girl ain’t been outside since 2021 missed her graduation and all…and we assuming she homeless as well since nobody has seen her. She might be a catfish we not too sure. But take her next time and bring us a togo box thank you babeee. 

When it come to love a few of you have no problem snagging a new man. We’re not sure how lilttle miss Kimora “keep a nigga Jr” does it but baby she moves on faster than Monique. Gucci mane did say miss one, next fifteen one comin, but we don’t think he meant literally ma’am. She done found her another “forever gone be around” ass nigga in Bryson. This bout the third one at this point. Ya’ll be so young acting like you done lived life to have these forever bonds with folks, give us a break. When you opening your restaurant? The food look good, focus on that or something. Braxtyn you might wanna have a talk with her or something. 

Oh the IRS told us to remind a few of ya’ll that it’s time to pay taxes on these so called businesses you running. Pierre over at BXR gym we heard ya’ll was one payment away from foreclosure…oop! Don’t laugh to hard Jalissa cause we heard the roaches taking over KAMP LA with all the non existent customers. They not playing with ya’ll and these taxes…figure it out before your business become the next mcdonalds and starbucks. 

If you want to become a business owner and can pay your business taxes on time, then be sure to hit us up. We’re reading all new business applications for a small fee of 500 dollars per page with a 10 page minimum. We need some new jackets for the kids since the season is about to change. Anyway, that’s all we got for you this week. See ya’ll laterrrr! 

[bzedan]

June 2023 Playlist

It's JUNE! And it actually still is June, because I wanted to get this playlist out while it was still officially Pride Month since I'm proud of this queer little playlist. I'd shared some possible covers earlier, but of course, I settled on the Dio-inspired one. As much as I love dance-pop, at my heart, I am just a power-metal guy.

At 71 songs, this is the most packed list so far and is longer than even my birthday month playlist. I took a lot of inspo from a friend's playlist "Songs where the narrator is a lesbian against all evidence," as well as snagging quite a few songs from it (though I will note that Ginuwine's "Pony" had already made its way onto the playlist well before I'd figured the theme/vibe). Though a LOT of these songs are by queer artists of various flavours, there are also quite a few that are songs I enjoy recontextualised through a queer lens.

I don't know if you've ever made a playlist for a character* (whether an OC or your personal blorbo), but I've often found it to be a good exercise in the malleability of interpretation. Specifically, a very gay interpretation in the case of most of my character playlists. I tried to go no emotionally lower than wistful, because damn, friend, let's embrace joy.

And also, if you don't know why I ended this playlist with the song I did well, I finally played Portal 2 because of a Tumblr post.

Related media to some of the songs:

I'm not going to tell you what Mariah Angeliq's "Bobo" is a cover of, just start listening (and here's the music video) and enjoy.

"Lovefool" by The Cardigans is because of Romeo + Juliet, with  Harold Perrineau's beautiful heartbroken Mercutioand the best possible Tybalt.

I remain a fan of Pom Pom Squad's vibe and enjoy when a cover is a direct copywhen you do it with your whole ass.

Hello, can I interest you in the good word of Velvet Goldmine?

Big Freedia has been a constant fave for a long time, her latest album dropped recently, and "Bigfoot" is a jam.

Sure, you've seen Miike Snow's "Genghis Kahn" video but have you seen this version of it?

*And I do mean any flavour of character playlist - either songs they'd put together themself, songs about them, or vibe-based character playlists.

Anyway here's a link to June's playlist on Spotify, with the track list under the cut.

Also embedded, if you like that.

'Lovefool' - The Cardigans

'Never Get Ahead' - Bobby Conn

'Unusual Heat' - Foreigner

'Hang on to Your Love' - Sade

'Boy' - Book Of Love

'The Boys Of Summer' - Don Henley

'Shake Ya Ass' - Mystikal

'Dangerous' - Big Freedia

'I Touch Myself' - Divinyls

'Big Jeans Boy' - Louie Zong

'Papa Was a Rodeo' - The Magnetic Fields

'Daddy' - MAN ON MAN

'Career Boy' - Dorian Electra

'Hanging Around the Day, Pt. 2' - The Polyphonic Spree

'Us' - Jennifer Lopez

'Facility Girls' - Soft Cell

'Qui est cette fille?' - Yelle

'Heels' - Sir Babygirl

'The Way I Loved You' - REYNA

'All I Wanna Do' - Sheryl Crow

'Girls Just Want to Have Fun' - Cyndi Lauper

'Pepper' - Butthole Surfers

'She Is Beautiful' - Andrew W.K.

'Jolene' - Dolly Parton

'I'm Not Strong Enough to Say No' - BlackHawk

'Faces' - Sam Buck

'Sunday Morning' - No Doubt

'Here In Your Bedroom' - Goldfinger

'Kiss' - Prince

'Sucked Out' - Superdrag

'BOBO' - Mariah Angeliq

'Bad Liar' - Selena Gomez

'Satellite Of Love' - Lou Reed

'Baby's On Fire - 2004 Digital Remaster' - Brian Eno

'Boys of Summer' - Daddy Issues

'Normal' - Kodie Shane

'Red Wine Supernova' - Chappell Roan

'Hate Dancin'' - King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard

'Don't Speak' - No Doubt

'Cost Your Love' - Miya Folick

'Genghis Khan' - Miike Snow

'Grace Kelly' - MIKA

'Let 'Em Talk (feat. Eagles of Death Metal)' - Kesha

'Get Around To It' - Arthur Russell

'Caro' - Bad Bunny

'Mystery of Love' - Boy Jr.

'Rainbow in the Dark' - Dio

'Walk The Night' - Skatt Bros

'How Soon Is Now?' - t.A.T.u.

'Man To Man' - Dorian Electra

'You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)' - Sylvester

'Are They Actually Attractive?' - Boy Jr.

'Hounds Of Love' - Kate Bush

'Faith - Remastered' - George Michael

'A Little Respect' - Erasure

'Kiss from a Rose' - Seal

'It's Okay To Cry' - SOPHIE

'Why Did You Separate Me from the Earth?' - ANOHNI

'Hollow Days' - Twin Shadow

'New Slang' - Porridge Radio

'Popular (feat. Matthew Caws of Nada Surf)' - Pom Pom Squad

'Dead of Night' - Orville Peck

'Your Motion Says' - Arthur Russell

'It Don't Fade' - Mya Byrne

'Take Me Home' - Phantogram

'Tomboy' - Princess Nokia

'Louder (feat. Icona Pop)' - Big Freedia

'Say Nothing' - Kalifa

'MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name)' - Lil Nas X

'Crush on Me (Outro)' - Sir Babygirl

'Want You Gone' - Aperture Science Psychoacoustic Laboratories

[zackcollins]

High and Wide || OAK vs TOR || 06/24/23

[mach1ne-g1rl]

once again Comparing/Crossing over ROTTMNT with Something Else™. Today I bring you Fire Emblem Fates Rottmnt ! I'm thinking abt this as if it were an AU and the turtles take up the royal childrens' places. This is gonna be long, TLDR at the end.

First obv is deciding which side they're on and I do that by basing their personalities off of the other characters. So I was thinking Nohr. I think Hoshido would be a good fit for the sake of "Being The Good Guys" and Karai would make a great Mikoto, but the 4 siblings just. don't fit for the Rise Siblings, I don't think. Ryoma for Raph MAYBe works? Takumi for Leo or Donnie is like. Alright. I can't see Hinoka being anyone and Sakura is way too shy and (for lack of a better word) weak ? And I think I'd want April to be Corrin, only cuz I don't know who else Corrin could be.

I find the Nohr Siblings to be the best fit. Xander as Raph, alright I can see some differences but mainly I think it works. Camilla as Leo I think it alright. They're both laid back but deadly and. Look, they're both the face people. Kind of. Camilla is definitely self aware though. Leo as Donnie ??? literally a perfect match idc. I think it's a little funny that Leo doesn't fit Leo but oh well. Mikey for Elise also works really well I think, very friendly & the sunshine in everyone else's lives.

I have no idea who the Hoshido Siblings would be then but that's alright they don't matter here ..!! Azura I have /some/ thoughts for. My first was she's Venus de Milo (i know not rottmnt technically) but she could also just be Big Mama's Assistant since I feel like they're definitely supposed to be a turtle. I also have never read or seen anything where Venus was in so maybe their personalities don't fit at all. My second thought was Casey Jr. I don't have much to explain besides that I just . it makes sense in my head ? Like we don't know that much of Casey jr to begin with and maybe he's more excitable than Azura but !! Really don't know who else would be her !!! Someone help me !!!

Ughhhhh okay I know Draxum would be King Garon and the Dragon Form thing would be like Kuroi Yuroi Draxum but FUCKKK YOU UU!!! Hes my babygirl and im really upset You're making me do this ,, thats messed up,,,,,,, im just a little boy,,,,, who likes draxum ,,,,,,,,, how could u

The rest of Nohr is like the foot clan ig idk, Iago would be like Foot Lieutenant , Hans is Foot Brute .. I want Cass to be SOMEone but mm I have no clue who? Rinkha seeeems kind of close imo but she's not on Nohr's side so it might not be fitting? idk

April as Corrin also doesn't seem exactly right (mostly to me just cuz Corrin's the third youngest, but April's the oldest in the show) But it could still work I think kind of. Alternatively Casey could be Corrin? Might be a better fit? Then maybe April could be Azura ,, same 1st letter of their names ,,, But I think April Corrin works alright (especially if Karai is Mikoto :3) Mainly cuz I don't think April for Azura works that well, they're pretty different

Maybe the purple dragons are hoshido? or idfk the mudd dogs,, I don't think there's any other Group that has at least 3 members (besides the cookie scout girls but erm)

TL;DR: They're the Nohr siblings (Xander Raph, Camilla Leo, Leo Donnie, Elise Mikey, Corrin April), Draxum is King Garon (begrudgingly) and Azura is either Venus de Milo/BM's Assistant or Casey Jr :3

I'd love to hear others' thoughts I am begging for others' thoughts cuz I fucking !! love !!! talking abt this shit I love love love doing this Im so autistic

[lorecatchup]

I miss the babygirl boyfriend storyline already

I wonder if Cody's new tag partner Ted Jr and Cody will touch each other as much as Cody and Holly

new look check

Oh wait

The shirt wasn't 2008 enough

He's so annoying now lmao, definitely the entitled, trust fund baby kind of role, him and ted jr are like "we're young hot and super talented and all you old men suck" and now they're fully bullying Hacksaw Jim Duggan in the ring right now and it's making me so sad omg

Oh my god he looks like he's going to cry leave him aloneeee

Cody saying 'hey old man you're washed up we're the guture of wwe' while fully wearing vintage style trunk and his knee pads on his shins like Ric Flair in the ring is very funny

He's just holding him up there, incredible

RIP Cody

Omfg that looks so painful????

Oh no, Hacksaw Jim Duggan just came out to talk about how he's thinking about retiring and how he's had a good run and then King Jerry came up into the ring with him and was like 'hey bud, there's no age limit in WWE and as long as you're passionate and willing, you can keep going" and really gassed him up and I'm actually crying lol

But Ted Jr's music just kicked in and I do not want to watch them bully this man again

Talk shit get hit

Please Vince, let Cody fued with someone who will counter his brattiness with raw sexual energy and not an older man about to tear up I can't deal with it

I can't watch dads cry

[rileyspears]

My Hero Academia Preference

Nicknames

Izuku -

For him: Cutie, hero, broccoli, All-might Jr, Teddy bear, Deku, love, and sweetheart.

For you: Love, baby, my sweet, and cutie.

Shoto -

For him: Icy hot, twoface, hottie, cutie, love, and hero.

For you: He really never uses a nickname, but he sometimes will call you baby.

Katsuki -

For him: Hot head, killer, hottie, sexy, cutie, hero, king, and King Explosion Murder.

For you: Baby, hottie, princess, queen, babygirl, mine, and crazy.

Kirishima -

For him: Manly, hero, sweetheart, red head, rock, and baby.

For you: baby, sweetheart, mine, cutie, cupcake.

Kaminari -

For him: pikachu, pretty boy, blondie, meme king, hero, and sparkie.

For you: Meme queen, baby, and my number one.

tetsutetsu -

For him: Hero, quicksilver, hottie, manly, baby, and fighter.

For you: Baby, love, sweetheart, and cutie.

Lida -

For him: Speedy, flash, mister rules, hero, and sweetheart.

For you: Same as Shoto

sero -

For him: Spiderman, hero, nice try, tape, and baby.

For you: Baby, love, and hero.

Shinso -

For him: Mister sleeps a lot, Hero, baby, my love, my pillow, and cat lover.

For you: Kitten, baby, mine, and love.

Dabi -

For him: Killer, my villain, bad boy, baby, fire starter, and mine.

For you: Baby, killer, and mine.

shigaraki -

For him: Handy, leader, kid, player, killer, and baby.

For you: annoying, love, baby, and killer.

Aizawa -

For him: Same as Shinso

For you: Same as Shinso

Toshinori -

For him: My number one hero, my love, handsome, my hero, sweetheart, and maker of my happiness.

For you: Love, darling, sweetheart, and love.

[alyshastevens-udaku]

Army Wife?

July 7, 2010

Fresh off my last deployment as an active member of the US Army, I cruised through the streets of Cambridge. I was a thick built girl, hips and tittles galore, but that didn't stop me from being one of the toughest women you could ever meet, or at least that's what everyone told me. I remember my first conversation with my drill sergeant.

“You look like someone pissed in ya cereal and stole ya puppy, Washington. Why you always looking angry?” He raised his eyebrow and stared back at me as I gulped down half of gallon of water like I was dying of extreme thirst. I answered simply in the most country accent you'd ever hear.

“People don't mess with you when you look like you'd murder their entire family…”

“I… you need some counseling Washington?” He blinked quickly, leaning closer to me.

“I'm sorry. Too morbid?” I grinned, raising an eyebrow.

“I’ve been in the military for 15 something years, and that is the most batshit crazy thing I have ever heard.” He shook his head and stood up straight.

“There’s a strong possibility that I could be crazy.” I giggled, standing from my seated position.

It seemed as if I was going in circles since I had been driving so long. I picked up my phone from the passenger seat and dialed the number I was given when I landed. It belonged to this girl named “Shy.” I was told she could help me find some quick work and get settled. This was my first time in Massachusetts and anywhere else on this side of the country without being confined to my uniform. The phone rang for a while and after the 3rd ring, someone answered.

“Hello?” A voice spoke from the end of the phone.

“Hey… Is this Shy?”

“Depends on who’s asking,” she asked, sounding slightly alarmed.

“Uh… My name is Aly'Sha. Rico gave me your number when I landed.”

“Aahhh… you must be the army girl looking for some quick cash until they send you that first check,” she giggled.

“I guess you could say that. They said it might take awhile but apartment buildings don't exactly take smiles for payment.” I chuckled, turning the corner as the light turned green. I could hear her giggling through the phone.

“Oh, I wish they did. My rent would be paid for a whole year at this point.” She laughed causing me to join in.

“Hell yeah. So where would you like to meet up?” I asked, pulling over to keep from wasting gas.

“There is a Spanish Restaurant not to far from the campus we can meet there.” I heard shuffling in the background, sounding like she had just stood up.

“What's the name?”

“It's called Cuchi Cuchi.  It’s  more of a dinner spot so it'll be opening at 5. I'll meet you there are 4:45. That sounds good to you?” I nodded like she could see me as I typed the name of the restaurant into my GPS.

“Yeah that’s cool.”

“Perfect! I’ll see you soon.”

Present Day

“Aly’Sha!” a voiced yelled from the hallway. I lifted my head slowly, looking at the clock: 8:45am.

Who in God’s name is waking me up this early, knowing damn well I don’t do well in the morning?”

“What the fuck you want man?” I grumbled, burying my face back into my pillow. My pitbull Koda shifted beside me as my door flew open.

“First of all, who the fuck you yelling at, lil girl?” questioned the small, thick woman at my bedside. She always had a way of scolding me as if I broke something and lied about it.

“Sorry Mama, but you know I’m not a morning person,” I muttered, lifting my head to look up at her.

“Mmhm, getcho lazy ass up. You got clients,” she said with a thump to my forehead as she walked away. “Banging on my door like they the police or some shit. Odell put my damn apple juice down!” she screamed as she bolted down the hall as fast as her tiny legs could carry her.

After another five minutes of comfort, I pushed myself off the bed and made my way to the bathroom to freshen up. The patter of Koda’s soft paws and the thud of the thick Cuban link chain around his neck followed as I made my way to the kitchen. I was greeted by the sight of Odell on the floor, curled into a ball holding his shins. Immediately knowing the culprit, I looked over at Shy.

“What? He had my apple juice and he knows tiny people don’t fight fair,” she stated with a shrug before grabbing the bottle of juice from the counter.

“So you kicked him in the shins?” I groaned, helping the big noodle headed beast off the floor.

“You damn right I did,” she nodded, walking out of the kitchen happily sipping the juice.”

“Come on Jr.,” I said, grabbing a bottle of gatorade from the fridge. We walked arm in arm to the gym where the rest of the athletes were waiting. After many uncounted hours, I emerged back to my office, resting my head on my desk. This was a daily thing when football wasn’t in season. Athletes fly all the way across the country just to train with me and working 60-80 hours can be tiring, especially for someone that doesn’t sleep as it is.

“Sha, Sha?” A deep groggy voice echoed throughout the empty gym.

“In my office, Daka.” I spoke up lifting my desk off of the desk. The thud of his boots echoed louder the closer he got to the entrance. He finally emerged, dressed in cargo pants and a tight-fitting shirt.

“How long you been out here?” he asked as he leaned against the doorframe.

“Since 9 this morning,” I groaned, covering my eyes with my arm.

“Babygirl it’s midnight, why you still out here?” he asked with a raised eyebrow.

“Because I don’t have the energy to get up and go in the house,” I confessed with a shrug.

“You know, you a lil lazy muthafucka.” He walked over and stood me up out of my chair.

“You one to talk. You sent Killa to bring a bowl into the kitchen and when he was asleep you sent a roomba.” He lifted my body and tossed me over his shoulder with a laugh.

“I was hurt that one time.” He turned off all the lights as we walked out of the gym.

“You broke your ankle. You mean to tell me the mighty King Jaguar has weak ankles and beard game?” I pulled on his beard lightly as we walked the pathway back to the house.

Cutting his eyes to me, he growled. “Don’t make me put you down lil girl.”

“If you do, I ain’t moving. Imma be sleeping with the gravel tonight.” I smirked playfully making him laugh.

“Lazy!”

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We're both crazy. (pt. 2 of Obsessed with my Stalker)

*Frequent changes of POVS*

29th August

Forsythe Pendelton Jones Jr. got arrested for Jason Blossom’s murder and the whole town sighed in relief except for the girl next door. She haven’t slept a wink since the news broke out. Who can possibly plant the murder weapon in his locker? and where did they find it? She buried them in the ground, this was one of the few things she learned from her favorite mystery series but the questions kept on spiraling in her mind. Was it her stalker? She haven’t received a note since that discovery. What could possibly be cooking up for her?

Jughead saw her tension visibly. He knew she haven’t slept in days and he didn’t either because he was busy observing her through the red head’s window and he had all the answers she craved but he wanted to feel the tension she felt inside her because he was crazy for when she contracts her little self and her body tenses up, lost in thoughts, trying to make things right by committing more sins. They both were equally crazy and psychopathic, both about each other and the little world of sins they created in disguise. The summer camp in school she joined for extra credit was finally over, which meant no more locker notes for a few weeks but her window was still open for them and she anxiously waited for them to come. She craved answers and only from him. On the other hand he loved watching her loose her mind over the arrest of his father. He was a creep and she was equally sinful, this is what made them a perfect power couple in Jughead’s mind. — 6AM in the morning she woke up by the sound of alarm clock and with her I woke up too because the sound was loud enough to wake someone who is a normal human being and not Archie. She stretched and yawned and then got up from her bed making her way to the semi closed blinds of her window and there it was! an answer I bestowed her. She picked it up and read it and suddenly she smiled creepily and her body breathed. Her shoulders relaxed and a soothing expression covered her face. It was just like the expression of my dreams when I finally let her come and it is oh so good. Oh how I love it when she looks like this but I love it even more when she is angry and tensed, that’s just hot on a different level.

“I got you covered babygirl, now you owe me”

She threw the paper away and laid down again on the bed facing the roof and I could perfectly see her curves, with her chest heaving up and down. My inner pervert was screaming at the sight of her never ending legs and the tight shorts that barely covered her ass was making me hard again. The cow named Archie shifted in his bed just when I was about to reach for my little one. He knows perfectly how to ruin a moment and he never have to put any effort, he just exists and boom! it’s ruined. He woke up and saw me at the window and without any suspicion, which requires a brain, he just greeted and walked into the bathroom. I turned around and she was gone too. I guess my little one has to wait more. I sighed and picked up my bag and rushed to the school where all the B&G staff was having a meeting, well it was just me and Kevin until I got to the office and to my surprise I found someone special waiting, in a perfect pink tank top and tight jeans that blew me away the moment I saw them on her long legs.

“Betty Cooper? What are you doing in the Blue and Gold staff meeting?” I asked, trying not to stare at her legs. “Jughead! Actually Kev called me here but he had to cancel. Today is my first day at the Blue and Gold” she said with a smile. “You’re-what?” I asked surprisingly. The one thing I was good at was writing and now she came here too to destroy me with her sexy little freaky self. How am I supposed to do stuff when she is literally sex on legs and constantly forcing me to push her down on Kevin’s nice little coffee table and give her a feeling she will never forget. “Yeah..I know you don’t like working with other students but I really need this for some extra credit and also to take my mind off of some things too” —

“Betty Cooper? What are you doing in the Blue and Gold staff meeting?” I heard his voice and a current ran in my body. An electric shock that turned me on instantly. God! why does he have that effect on me? Why him? Why a loner, dangerous Serpent King who probably cuts people down in his free time turns me on so bad and I feel things that I never even knew existed within me. This is unfair on so many levels but BETTY! you gotta stay focused, come to the point real quick. “Jughead! Actually Kev called me here but he had to cancel. Today is my first day at the Blue and Gold” I said awkwardly and he just looked at me with his signature smirk smile and the next thing I know was that I was wet downstairs. Can’t he feel the tension in the air? Can’t he just take me right there on Kev’s table? This is so bullshit. “You’re-what?” he asked surprisingly. “Yeah..I know you don’t like working with other students but I really need this for some extra credit and also to take my mind off of some things too” I blurted and regreted instantly. TOO MUCH INFORMATION FOR SOMEONE WHO IS PROBABLY YOUR STALKER BETTY! my mind yelled at me and he just kept on looking at me with creepy eyes. “What’s wrong Betty?” he asked in a dead serious tone and his voice turned cold. “Nothing just..typical family drama” I said fidgeting with my fingers. “I-Its fine Betts! You’re welcome to join!” he said after an interval and I smiled at him. “oh and theres this article that I’m working on and I was hoping Kevin will edit it but since hes M.I.A and you are newly recruited..you have to do it for me!” he commanded handing me a file and I was dying to say YES SIR but that would be awkward. “Yeah I will edit it till tomorrow” “Oh actually no! I want it in the next paper so tonight is the deadline” his expressions changed from soft to I don’t know what but he definitely had some mischief in his mind being all bossy. “Oh-um okay I will just drop it by then. Where will you be at night?” OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW BETTY! DUH. “Whyte Wyrm!” he spurted and my veins sparked. “Wh-wyrm? You know I can’t be there Jug!” “Why the hell not?” he asked. “Last time I was there at your crowning some freak threatened me because I’m a damn northsider” I said going down the awful memory lane. “Tall Boy? he won’t be a problem this time and.. since my dad..” he said and then stopped in between looking at the ground and I felt utter guiltiness in my veins. I was the damn reason his father was behind bars for something I did and my crazy stalker covered it up for me by sending the father of the boy I’m nuts for, to jail! How fortunate I am! “He’s not..around much since then” he completed. “Oh..I’m sorry Jug!” Okay Betty! time to get on point. Remember why you’re here in the first place. I took his hand and he looked up to me. “How are you holding up?” Perfect! I give perfect fake gestures of sympathy despite of the fact that I was having multiple wars inside my head, drowning in guilt and angry about my stalker but still.. looking at him, the feeling was getting stronger and I was two steps closer to my next mistake. He always makes me do things that my fake perfect self would never even think about. I was dangerous and it was all because of him and God knows what kind of drastic effect he has on me. “I’m okay..I guess” he said “he was never a good father or a good husband and he actually found his place.. Where a criminal like him belongs.. He’ll be at peace now for the rest of his life” once again my mind shouted at me. How about you use him to get to that skank? Would that be selfish? Who cares? I’m doing it. It’s time to play his dirty game my way. You’re doing good Betty just keep going. — “Last time I was there at your crowning some freak threatened me because I’m a damn northsider” she blurted. I remember that day clearly. She was standing far off with the Lodge bitch and I gifted Fangs a punch for flirting with Betty. Sweet Pea’s father the oldest living serpent scumbag gave me the crown and she stood there smiling as I wore it. She looked like a walking sex in the blue satin shirt and tight pink skirt with her hair down. I was so happy looking at her when my father brought a pink haired bitch in front of me and pronounced her my Queen without even asking what or who I want. The next day she was found dead in her trailer.

“Tall Boy? he won’t be a problem this time and.. since my dad..” I stopped in between to observe her reaction. I could see her guilt through her eyes and I was loving it. If only she knew what effect she has on me. She makes me go all crazy but what I hate the most is that I’ve had enough of suffering the madness all alone. I want her in it too. I want her to feel the same things I’ve felt. “He’s not..around much since then” I completed.

He’s not around because of me and nobody knows what went down in the wyrm the night Tall Boy came out to me about my plans and her crimes.

*flashback*

“I know what you’re doing boy” he shouted at me while a cigarette hung in between my lips. “You can’t pin all this on your father! You bastard!” “Easy Tall Boy. You don’t wanna mess with the king!” I smirked. “He is the one who made you King and you’re doing this bullshit to him?! To your father?” he shouted again. “Yeah I know..He is the one who dragged me in the serpents, he is the reason my mom left me and he is the damn reason JB died so yeah he deserves it!” I shouted back. “And you can’t possibly do anything to change my mind because THAT TIP has already been sent to the sheriff” I said and turned around until he spoke again. “I know who killed that Blossom boy and I know you’re doing this for that Cooper bitch” he spurted as my eyes turned red in anger. “I know she is the one who poisoned my niece and then her bitch mother published it as an Overdose of Jingle Jangle in her newspaper” I punched him before he could say more. Blood splattered from his face as he tried to maintain his balance. “Don’t you fucking dare disrespect your queen Tall Boy” I said and walked away trying to control my anger and planning to get rid of him. And the next day he was missing.

“I’ll see you tonight Betty!” I said patting her back and leaving the room before I do something stupid because boy Archie is having a deep influence on me nowadays. Half of my days pass by thinking about Betty and her legs and the other half goes thinking that how can a man be possibly as brainless as Archie is. I guess I’ll never know.

After leaving school I went straight to Tall Boy just to make sure he’s still alive for a fresh punch because that bastard doesn't even deserve to die this soon after disrespecting Betty. I turned on the lights of the abandoned trailer and saw him awake, still struggling to let himself out of the chains I tied him with. “Are you ready for your final punishment Tall Boy? Do you have any last wish?” I smirked. “You’re not gonna get away with this!” he said. “Oh come on Tall Boy! last time I was here you were pleading for your life. Why this change all of a sudden?” “You will pay! Just wait and watch! she’ll slit your throat the way she did to the Blossom boy and then send your chopped up body to the serpents” “You have no idea what I’ll do to her once I’ll get her Tall Boy! She’s gonna be my perfect queen” I whispered. “But too bad you’re not gonna be there to see it when we’ll have the ceremony after the night I mark her” I laughed and took out my pocket knife. “Say goodbye to the world you worthless snake” “Before you kill me! Remember that JellyBean died because of you! not because of FP” he blurted as my eyes turned red once again and I slit his throat twice just to make sure that bearded bitch dies painfully and left not knowing why my eyes were raining all of a sudden. All the way back to Archie’s home I couldn't stop thinking about what he said but to distract myself I tried thinking about the night I’ll get my hands on her. Oh Betty! You have no idea..I will woo you in a dark place but unlike him you’ll be lying in my bed instead of a grave and screaming my name instead of screaming for mercy. — I was pretty nervous while getting ready for the Wyrm with the intention of getting laid tonight and I’m not complaining when it comes to the boy of my sinister dreams..I’ll let him do anything he wants to do to me even if its on a snooker table in the Wyrm.. What a fantasy Betty! I want everything to be perfect. I want to look irresistible and I want to bring his inner perv out and then I’ll make him go even more crazier.

I did the right thing! Toni was never the right one for Jughead and he surely doesn't know what I did to her little faux pink bitch. 

I was, I am and I will be the perfect one for him no matter what happens. He needs a woman like me who is deadly, sinful and head over heels in love with him, drowning in his lust and craving him since the day she found out that he likes to see her naked. He is such a beautiful emerald eyed, raven haired walking sin that with every look he makes me want to rip off that snake skin from his body and cherish him by tasting every inch of him.

Oh Juggy! I’ve committed so many sins for you and now I’m gonna take what’s rightfully mine. YOU. TONIGHT!

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