#back to my regularly scheduled programming

[genericpuff]

ok but honestly like, to expand on my thoughts a little

you can really tell when a romance comic has been written by someone who was absolutely taught growing up that any amount of boy x girl physical contact or romantic connection is a sin

because what the fuck do you MEAN we're over 200 episodes into this shit (FOUR FUCKING SEASONS) and god's little children Sara-Lin and Oliver are still acting like holding hands will get them pragnent

pregant

gregnant

you know, how babby formed

like idk maybe my high school years were just wack af (they were) but literally EVERY high school senior in this comic (i.e. most of the main cast) are written to act like the most airheaded "owo kiss?!!?!?" dipshit on earth

like they're ALL SENIOR STUDENTS

the only exception is Oliver because he's literally in the 10th grade and is younger than everyone else in the cast (including the love interest Sara-Lin who needs to get tutoring from him if she has any chance of graduating which is both lowkey fucked up and hilarious at the same time) but everyone else ??? why are patrick and his new GF rose talking like he's already knocked her up just from giving her the 'ole smoocharoo

rose: "i don't want to be a 1950's housewife!"

also rose: "HOLD ON I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED TO BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND YET, YOU NEED MY DAD'S APPROVAL FIRST >:000"

patrick meanwhile: "idk about any of that stuff, when are we getting married"

seriously though, remember when i went off about that hotpot episode? that was a year and a half ago, and while the comic has gone on a couple small hiatuses since then, that was Episode 172 and WE'RE UP TO EPISODE 214 NOW

AND THE MAJORITY OF THOSE EPISODES have been spent on the same back-and-forth pining and whining between Sara-Lin, Oliver, and the audience

move over Lore Olympus, we found the new reigning champion of slow burns, as in, this shit is SLOW and i'm BURNT THE FUCK OUT

fastpass spoiler tho:

i unlocked the newest FP episode just to see if it was the same shit and it flashbacked to them kissing from what i can assume was the previous episode so. yeah congrats ingrid, it only took you LIKE FIFTY FUCKING EPISODES (/hyperbole because idk the exact number but it's way too damn many) to finally have these two kiss and now we get to go back to our regularly scheduled pining programming but now it's them freaking out over how they had their first kiss and jfc just. this comic didn't need to be 200+ episodes jesus fucking christ, why is it always the high school dramas/romances that drag themselves endlessly into the abyss

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now let me make it clear, the slow burn would be FINE AND ACCEPTABLE if there was actually PLOT happening.

but there's literally. no fucking plot. no conflict outside of the self-imposed conflict of sara-lin and oliver acting awkward around each other and then yelling at themselves in private for being so awkward

like remember in the amazing spiderman when andrew garfield and emma stone were dating IRL and they tried to use that as a way to improv the Peter Parker x Gwen Stacy romance in the actual movie and it just came out so awkward and cringe because YOU THE VIEWER are not emma stone or andrew garfield and it just feels like you're spectating a conversation you shouldn't be participating in for literally MINUTES AT A TIME

or like in twilight when bella and edward would kiss each other and it was like they were struggling to get away from each other the whole time and it went on so long that you just wanted to crawl out of your fucking skin and escape the room??

yeah now imagine that but dragged out over the course of MONTHS

and you can't fast forward through it

you're just. subjected to every panel of it. and it's boring. and it's exhausting. and it's not worth keeping up with in the slightest 💀

i shit you not, even pining fanfiction written by 13 year olds on AO3 have better pacing and more plot than this

even fucking DRAGON BALL Z didn't drag itself out this bad

i'm an old man yelling at clouds rn because i don't even keep up with the kiss bet anymore so all of this is as self-inflicted as sara-lin's boy problems, but MAN every time i decide to check it out again for old time's sake it's like a punch to the face reminding me that this comic has gone literally nowhere and i have missed nothing and for god's sakes sara-lin please just dump these soggy cardboard cutouts you call boys and focus on your godDAMN STUDIES-

the kiss bet was created by a mormon and zoo wee mama has it been showing for a while now

[scribblenator]

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[loucifersbitch]

[prayseandworship]

being all over you. sitting on top of you and kissing the whole way down your neck and down your body until i’m where you want me. i don’t have to think, it’s instinctual making you feel good. putting my hands on your upper thighs and gently brushing the lip gloss marks i left on your stomach. feeling a tug in my hair and my stomach at the same time. you're all that matters.

[til-tonight-do-us-part]

just graduated, beginning new career in tumblr shitposting

[dragons-library]

WAR IS OVEEEEEEEER

Just sent my last assignment of the semester

Fuck my degree from the bottom of my heart

God damn it

Finally I have time to go back to reading

[eternalplutoniangoddess]

I just want to get pregnant and have his babies (or get him pregnant)

[thatfrenchemoshithead]

So literally nothing will change

[corpusmoth]

sorry it’s not hetalia related but my friend started posting about our ocs so i thought i might as well but i probably won’t post about him often if i ever do again

his name is sasha and he loves his albino boyfriend (@meatyribs oc) and she wants revenge

he’s got that non-verbal game and he plays bass in a band

hes 25 so. do with that info what you will

[italofobia]

hmmm if i had to criticize something about cure idol's transformation i would start with the slight overabundance of particle effects and its short duration though these both seem to be a recent trend for the franchise considering wonderful's sequences also had a lot of particle effects and were rather short but other than that i kinda like it and i really dont mind the toy being implemented because at least it's not as annoying as what they did in hugtto imo. solid 7.5/10 for me

[holysaintscathedral]

Pádraic Delaney.

[still-not-a-cat]

poor poodle was victim to me not noticing there was a Slightly Higher Than Normal Public Restroom Grab Bar and so when I connected her leash it was too short and she was basically being held up by her harness 😭 I got her down so quickly but I still feel horrible

[amnenome]

[fav-healer-main]

casting

ALSO TESTICULAR TORSION

Abolish Tesla.

[parkinglothater]

i wish my vacation was longer </3

[lottiesgrl]

i've also got some lovely anon requests from my hiatus so to anyone who left an ask, expect to see that written up soon! i love getting requests so please don't feel afraid to pop into my inbox and request something of me. the current queue is sitting at 2 requests so (knowing my posting schedule) new requests might take a couple days but dont let that scare you away! you guys give me the motivation to keep writing so thank you 🫶