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raiy-yn · 1 year
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Haven’t posted on this account in a bit so here’s some food
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dinoserious · 1 year
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giratina and friend
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horsechestnut · 29 days
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I've been rewatching Once Upon A Time and can I just talk about how funny The Dark Curse is?
Most of the town makes sense, it puts people into lives that are sort of analogues of their fairy tale life, but also makes them miserable. Fair enough, you've got things like Snow White as a teacher who's unable to find love, or Hansel and Gretel as homeless children. Stuff like that which makes sense.
But than there's also:
Jefferson / The Mad Hatter who's curse is that he remembers everything, and also shows up in Storybrooke despite being in Wonderland when the curse hit?
Belle who just has complete amnesia and doesn't remember her life pre or post curse. (David doesn't either, but that kind of makes sense in context)
Dr. Whale / Dr. Frankenstein, who's from the world without color, so no idea what the hell he's even doing here. I don't think the show ever explains it.
Maleficent comes over IN HER DRAGON FORM, even though there isn't supposed to be magic in this world at all.
Rumpelstiltskin is able to put in a little loophole where he remembers who he is after hearing Emma's name, but he can't just loophole it so he remembers the whole time even though it's his spell.
Ruby / Red Riding Hood isn't a werewolf anymore, but still has her heightened wolf senses?
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moomeecore · 11 months
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i found a book abt the anti lawn movement at the library & decided to sit out in my yard & read it. but ironically there was a neverending barage of power tool noises making it difficult to focus. so i walked to a nature park near me in order to escape the dreaded sounds. almost stopped at the mowed picnic table area bc i hate walking but fortunately pushed forward and made myself walk up an annoying hill to an area that is a preservation of a native oak savanna & sat down against a tree near the edge of the path & did my reading there. and honest to god that was a 100/10 experience. there was something so powerful abt being in a preserve for a locally native habitat while reading abt the impacts homeowners can have on native plant preservation! it powered up my energy towards my life mission (evangelize abt enviormentally sustainable gardening to every single person who comes within a 10 ft radius of me) by like. 15 points. also a deer walked up to me and that was super cool
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just-rainbow-thoughts · 4 months
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Why would you just say that
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mashmouths · 12 days
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so i started this show and it just gets worse and worseeeee not only did it lift the romance subplot directly from twilight (and not well) but they also are trying to play the forbidden love angle hard in the fantasy racism vein except it's a "cross-species" relationship between the two whitest people i've ever seen in my life and there are three people of color in the whole (first season of the) show who aren't villains and it seems that every other episode (and sometimes ebery episode and sometimes twice an episode!) there is a man physically or magically subjugating a woman and i keep waiting for the big reveal at the end to be stolen from fucking rainbow rowell
#yes i read 'carry on' by rainbow rowell in middle school what else could you have possibly expected from me. anyway she gives me simon snow#vibes and not in a good way and she's even blonde while her british vampire boyfriend has dark dark hair and just. you will never be basil.#also i hate to be that guy but the writing has made me physically recoil and the acting almost reads as silly but mostly as middling :/ and#i wanted and expected more from matthew goode bc i really liked him in downton but i guess this is a 2018 bbc modern vampire fantasty serie#like i guess.#also there's SO much shit about bloodlines and maybe i'm gay with a blood disorder amd a family history of adoption but like. who fucking#careeessssssssss it ahould not be that serious. why is it that serious.#also the fantasy racism kind of reads like it's mesnt to be? homophobic adjacent? like there's a Lot of 'love who you love' talk going on#for the single most bland heterosexual relationship i've ever seen on a screen like there is so little chemistry? so little#anyway it's called 'a discovery of witches' and i'd recommend not watching it 🫶 or if you do then watch it on 1.5x speed#it's been decent background noise for knitting bc i kinda sorta care about the plot but if miss a chunk bc i'm in the lace chart zone i do#not care and i do not have to go back to catch it bc the writing is so transparent#there was another series it stole from that's escaping me atm but when i noticed it pissed me off a touch. hmm maybe it will come back to m#a post#do not watch this show#I REMEMBERED they wanted the juliette holding diana captive moment to be joaquin's 'i want to watch you fuck her' from sense8 SOOOOO BAD bu#it WASN'T bc they were too afraid to lean into anything that would make juliette interesting at all. for being all about the world's most#special blonde woman this show does not seem to like women very much. sad! well there's other shows#OH ALSO ALSO there are 3 magical 'creature' species which are witch + vampire + femon except the demons don't seem? to have any magical#abilities that humans don't have besides sensing the species of other creatures? like witches can cast spells and vampires do their various#vampire things but demons have nothing going for them except disproportionately high rates of homelessness and suicide?? like girl what are#we doingggggggg what are we doing here !! what's their deal why does no one care !! can they do anything or no !! god this show sucks
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plutonicbees · 1 month
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watched some of the first episode of smallville and laughed so hard I couldn't finish it (not in a negative way but very much in a "help what is happening" way) (I feel like I need to watch it with a friend in the name of mutual bewilderment)
lana's parents waving at her and then getting HIT BY A METEOR is comedy. they just see it coming towards them and don't even run away before the early 2000s cgi gets them good
baby lex luthor getting HIS HAIR BLOWN OFF BY A METEOR. I'm sobbing. it's giving "he knocked the highlights out of her hair". his eyebrows r still there but oops you're an egg now.
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1o1percentmilk · 2 years
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🍬 🥦 TRICKSTER MODE 🥦 🍬
idea stolen from @dykeyaoi 's profile pic
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dick-helmet-magneto · 10 days
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"Xavier. My bad, Professor X. I don't know if we're on first name basis"
"Magneto will take any little bit of metal and shove it up your ass"
two things i just heard and don't know where to begin with.
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allpromarlo · 2 months
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i’m watching olympic gymnastics and i’m like perpetually teary eyed bc………women are so beautiful and talented everywhere
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littlespoonevan · 2 months
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the thing about s4 is that some of the eps are lowkey boring but the good eps are SO GOOD that it cancels it out
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candyheartedchy · 10 months
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Spent most of the day sleeping and working on getting packages ready for when the acrylic charms get here tomorrow. So apologies for not being very active today.
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cozybearz · 7 months
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me listening to a guy constructively review disney cruises on youtube despite having no interest in either disney or cruises im just a nerd and a hater
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nonbinary-octopus · 4 months
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been watching a bunch of dungeon meshi with my wife, and in the quiet time after we stop for the night, I can feel my brain continuing to work on how Japanese is shaped
whoever made that advice post I saw a while ago about watching tv to learn languages was right
I'm getting used to the rhythm and sounds, and picking up a few words and phrases (not many, not yet, but some!), and I'm not even putting much effort into it. I'm just watching tv. It's fun.
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vanivanvanilla · 2 years
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pepsi-maxwell · 14 days
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