#bad genes

[shiftythrifting]

Shifty Aches and Maladies collection!

[mynameis-not-soggychocolate]

Dude wtf I literally keep on fprgetting to being pants with me when I need to bring pants with me

Today I had to use a scarf as a skirt

So super hippie carefree punkrock cool

[thicceon]

bimaxillary protrusion :(

[oldshowbiz]

1974.

New Jersey critics had it out for Mel Brooks.

[bombsoverbagdhad]

Better Call Saul is a story about a man undergoing multiple identity crises, selling out his morals in order to get ahead in a world that’s always kicking him down, but in doing so destroying so much of his soul that eventually he decides to become this clownish caricature of himself not only because it’s too painful to live as his real self, but because he no longer knows who the real him actually is anymore.

Breaking Bad is a show about a man who gets cancer and then develops the worst Main Character Syndrome of all time.

[cloned-eyes]

Hunter: senses things

Crosshair: sees things

Tech: knows things

Wecker: likes to blow up things (also has a fat ass)

[gonky-kong]

Crosshair, TBB S3 E1:

I wouldn't think twice about leaving you behind.

Crosshair, TBB S3 E7:

You okay sweetie? Got your bow? Is your backpack too heavy? Want me to carry it? Please let me do something for you. Don't get lost. Be careful. Stay behind me. Let me parent you

[ashtrayfloors]

My rent was due today (Bad genes, bad genes, bad genes) I can’t afford to pay (Bad genes, bad genes, bad genes)

[gomosmorodina]

somehow my gene pics always look a little bit better and hit harder in negative

[kettleghost]

façades

[cheesy-cryptid]

The Lawyers r lawyering

[twinsunstars]

"Who knew clones were so paternal?"

sir you just made a great mistake by giving yours three kids

[saul-gone-man]

he’s like ned flanders (if he was depressed!) (and a little evil!)