#bad posts

[baeddoll]

look dude i only whined like a wounded dog because im wounded dogstyle

[boycritter]

can we play boys kissing sorry i mean theys kissing

[raining-anonymously]

no more fiddleford bill rivalry. henceforth they are miserable TOGETHER about how badly they fumbled ford / how oblivious ford is. ford smiles at them and goes back to his work, not noticing the blushing or the starry eye, and they both look at each other like ‘he’ll never want either of us that way, will he…’

[sabakos]

new theory is that link from zelda has such an inconsistent canon age bc aonuma just makes up a random plausible number whenever someone asks.

like idk guys he's an olderish teenager why do you care so much if he's 16 or 19 there's basically no difference there

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

sevagoth prime's thighs this, his abs that. can we please talk for 5 seconds about how his entire tdick is out and glowing

[deercliff]

Based on a true story

[jofiah]

The magical unicorn who cums rainbows has passed her prostate exam with flying colours

[as-easel]

i never thought the demon sword would cleave through me, cries woman who voted for the demon sword thate cleaves both the saint and sinner alike

[inkogneato]

He's a film maker he's a stoner he has a weird thing for unicycles he's a wine drinker he has abhorrent music taste he has shit eyesight he's probably a masochist and im madly in love with him

[hasmashdoneanythingwrong]

Surprised I don't usually see people making a deal out of Morgan's little womb tattoo thing.

[piosplayhouse]

In an alternative universe svsss was about good upright boy Gongyi Xiao falling for his half demonic classmate Luo Binghe and mdzs was about Wei Wuxian falling in love with his milfy shizun Lan Qiren

[baeddoll]

ok so a thousand years from now they’ll find my corpse and my novels in the depths of a killdozer type situation, it will be a treasure trove of 21st century anthropology. teens on tiktok (remarkably the same, tiktok is the social media end of history) will consume holo-video essays on my legacy and say “He was obviously ████” much as people assign modern labels to Sappho in our time. this psionic feedback from that unknowable label is actually dripping back up the thread of time and wrecking havoc upon my body and causing dysfunction. and. yhats why you have to suck it while it’s soft. sorry. sorry.

[boycritter]

i lied i dont want to have sex. take out your ti-84.

[raining-anonymously]

if chell talked she’d say “jokes on you, glados, i actually do like testing. keep the tests coming. i am going to get such a good grade in puzzle. fuck yeah this is the life. no responsibilities, no stress, no needs, just puzzles and a neat gun. aw yeah.”

and glados would say “there’s something wrong with you.”

[sabakos]

the same things mean something different to different people. for example, one person might post or reblog a piece of artwork they found and consider it a raw and honest expression of their own personal trauma. whereas I might see the same post and think "jesus fuck that's hot"

[wainwrightjakobshammerlock]

do you think the borderlands universe has corporate ceo rpf