#ball nabil

[jesterpunk]

How coordinated are all the soups? We see them do funny little dances but I'm curious how much of that is because of cool & fun animation vs their day to day lives. Can Nabil actually do the sick cartwheel he does in talk shanty to me? Kicks is obviously sporty, and Mawie is Mawie. Sookie falls over and Lex gets hurt twice in that video, soooo I can make some guesses... Just curious :)

i love this ask, i was gonna draw you a whole X/Y axis chart for the soups but then i saw your pfp so i did a disco elysium motorics skill chart instead

i think that being coordinated is not just your dexterity but also your rashness and spacial awareness, which would differ for all the soups, so i figured this is actually just the best way to tell it.

in conclusion i think kicks may be the most dexterous if you come to just being able to perform stunts, physical movements, throw a ball, catch a ball. i think nabil (when not stressed) can do a cartwheel, and sookie can def dance well but at the smallest distraction would probably trip over

(yes i know this is not how the disco skills work they tend to be a baseline number but for the sake of just how cool and diverse their skill chart is im borrowing it)

[footytea]

how do you feel about athletes but specifically footballers not speaking up about the genocide? i’ve seen a tiny few post coded stuff about the genocide months ago but nothing explicit. most i’ve seen from a premier league footballer is the video mo salah made months ago but even his was watered down. in other leagues footballers who have spoken up about the genocide have been suspended but israeli players/players who support israel who had posted in israel’s support at the beginning of the genocide still play. anyway, idk how i feel cause on one hand it’s a shame that they’re not speaking out but then their at risk of suspension/big trouble if they do. a few days ago pep guardiola made a statement during his press conference and it was about injustices and he obviously was referring to palestine. made me respect him. even lineker talked about how they’re being silenced recently but still spoke about how what israel is doing is wrong. i’m very disappointed in players who collaborate with mcdonald’s in this time cause 1 mcdonald’s are top 3 brands funding the genocide and 2 why are you promoting fast food as an athlete? you have enough money why do you need more from fking mcdonald’s??? anyways just wanna know your thoughts cause i’m on the fence of feeling for players for not being able to speaking out cause they obviously aren’t allowed, and also feeling disappointed cause i feel humanity is before career but it’s not that easy to say.

my honest opinion is i wish more footballers had the balls to publicly show their support for palestine. i get that there is this fear of getting suspended or being painted as the bad guy or whatever, but if more big players speak up, what the fuck are the people in charge gonna do? suspend the big players? they targeted players like anwar el ghazi, youcef atal and mazraoui because no one really cares about them like that, yes people were outraged with the clubs' reaction to their support of palestine, but everyone eventually moved on. if it's big players consistently speaking up, they won't do shit because that's gonna mess everything up for the clubs & the leagues these players play in rather than for the players themselves.

also there are players who have shown support for palestine, like jules kounde, hector bellerin, mohamed elneny, nabil fekir, hakim ziyech, karim benzema, mo salah, paul pogba, riyad mahrez and so on. and a few of them even way before oct 7th. so no i don't see fear of getting suspended or messing up their career as a valid excuse to stay silent to be honest.

also while we're on this topic, as you've mentioned it's disgusting that israeli players can get away with publicly supporting genocide. when mazraoui showed his support for palestine, german media portrayed him as a terrorist, were calling for him to be deported and the club eventually forced him to sit with daniel peretz (israeli bayern gk) and forced him to publicly apologise, but yesterday peretz posted this caption and got away with it:

this just shows how rotten the people in charge are and how they're all just a bunch of evil hypocrites and a bunch of zionists.

[silly-shady]

.... Now I'm kinda curious to know the other males reaction in the fusions that involve biological females when they're on their period. Like Kane Candy in Kaneko, AU Ralph in Dropped-It Delphine, Florence in Nabil, and such. 😅

Kaneko is crying. Kane doesn't understand what this is or why they are bleeding. Kaneko is curled into a ball and crying.

AU Ralph: *through Dropped-It Delphine* They are nauseous, Mmmmm, my tummy hurts.... They look like they are about to hurl.

Nabil is groaning, and Florence is having terrible mood swings from within Nabil.

So... I am having trouble remembering which other fusions with biological females we have that I haven't already typed a reaction to this scenario for, so just comment them and I can reblog...

[ships-n-bats]

Shipping List

A list of all my ships, in case anybody is curious or wants to browse the tags.

I try and tag every post with the series' name, all relevant characters that are present, ship name, and any other tags I may add (typically my musings lol).

Disclaimer: List is open to change as pairings are either added (most likely to happen) or removed (less likely to happen). This post is subject to change.

[CURRENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION]

A Monster in Paris

FranLuci

Adventure Time

Jainicorn

MonoCake

PetriGrof

Alvin and the Chipmunks

Theonor

Simonette

Amphibia

Sprivy

Animal Crossing

Tombelle

Cyrus X Reese

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Zutara

Sukka

Baldur's Gate

Tavstarion

Durgestarion

Durgetash

Barbie

Ken X Barbie

Ben 10

Gwevin

Bendy and the Ink Machine

BenAlice

Betty Boop

Bimbo X Betty

Bleach

IchiRuki

IshiHime

IsshiMasa

Blue Exorcist

RinShi

Bluey

Bandit X Chili

BlueLuc

BoBoBo-Bo Bo-Bobo

Gasser X Beauty

BoJack Horseman

Todd X Maude

Casper the Friendly Ghost

Casper X Kat

Spooky X Pearl

Cats

Demestrap

BombaTuggoffelees

Tuggoffelees

Tuggerina

Codename: Kids Next Door

Walluki

Cookie Run

MintCocoa

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Kitty X Bunny

Crash Bandicoot

Crawna

Danny Phantom

GrayGhost

Johnny 13 X Kitty

DC

DickKory

BatCat

KaraDox

Clois

Razaya

Lightning Lad X Saturn Girl

Demon Slayer

ObaMitsu

Disenchantment

MoraBean

UrsuZog

Disgaea

Laharl X Flonne

Disney

MickMinn

Donaisy

Ostensia

Maxanne

Goofy X Sylvia

Hercules X Meg

Eric X Ariel

Florian X Snow White

Charming X Cinderella

Phillip X Aurora

Aladdin X Jasmine

Tramp X Lady

Kovu X Kiara

Tarzan X Jane

Stitch X Angel

((I basically ship 99% of all canon Disney couples))

Dr. STONE

XenoStan

Dragon Ball

VegeBul

K18

Fantastical Beasts

Newtina

Felix the Cat

FelixKitty

FernGully

Zak X Crysta

Final Fantasy

Clerith

Zarnet

Squinoa

Fire Emblem

Chrobin

Henlivia

Frankelda's Book of Spooks

HerneFran

Friday Night Funkin'

Boyfriend X Girlfriend

Fullmetal Alchemist

EdWin

Futurama

Freela

KifAmy

Garfield

Garlene

Gargoyles

Golisa

Genshin Impact

XiaoLumi

Xiaoather

LumiXiaother

Ghibli

HakuChi

PazuSheeta

SophHowl

TomKiki

Godzilla

Mothzilla

Hokmuto X Femuto

Good Omens

Ineffable Spouses

Gravity Falls

Dipcifica

Hades Game

ZagThan

Orphydice

Hamtaro

Hamtaro X Bijou

Homestuck

DaveJade

Grimdorks

AraSol

Karezi

SlickPaint

Galora

Stelzias

Mitula

How to Train Your Dragon

Hiccstrid

NightLight

InuYasha

InuKag

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

JonaEri

JoseSuzi

Sorlato

Jo2uYasu

Kim Possible

KimRon

Kimba the White Lion

Kimba/Leo X Laiya/Kitty

Kingdom Hearts

SoRiKai

SoKai

SoRiku

RiKai

Kirby

Kirbbon

Legend of Zelda

MaLink

MarLink

MiphLink

KafeiAnju

Sidona

Looney Tunes

Bola

Porktunia

Dina

Marvel

PeterMJ

SymBrock

Rombit

Pepperony

Clintasha

Kurrty

Megamind

Megamind X Roxanne

Mob Psycho 100

TsuMob

Mune: Guardian of the Moon

MuneGlim

My Hero Academia

Tsuchako

KiriMina

Momoroki

KamiJirou

KuroMori

TetsuKendo

My Little Pony

Fluttercord

TwiBurst

Shadence

Rarijack

Mystery Skulls

LewVi

Mystic Pop-up Bar

Han Kang-bae X Kang Yeo-rin

Yi-Hon/Gwi X Weol-ju

Naruto

SakuLee

SaiIno

NaruSasu

ShikaTema

Neopets

Kanrik X Hannah

Jazan X Nabile

No Straight Roads

Yinu's Father X Yinu's Mother

One Piece

ZoLu

UsoKaya

Osomatsu-san

Jyushimura

PaRappa the Rapper

PaRappa X Sunny

Persona

Kannao

Pokemon

FerrisWheelShipping

IsshuShipping

MonochromeShipping

I also ship the actual pokemon together, so will have a variety of those types of pairings (especially Umbreon X Espeon)

Pop Team Epic

Pipimi X Popuko

Popeye

Popeye X Olive Oyl

Promare

LioGueiMei

GueiMei

Psychonauts

RazLili

SashMilla

Puella Magi Madoka Magica

HomuMado

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph X Clarice

School for Vampires

Oskar X Sunshine

Seraph of the End

MikaYuu

Shovel Knight

ShovelShield

PlagueMona

Shrek

Shrek X Fiona

Sky High

Warren X Layla

Sonic the Hedgehog

SonAmy

Tailsmo

Knuxouge

Soul Eater

Croma

Speed Racer

Speed X Trixie

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

Spirit X Rain

Spyro the Dragon

Spylora

HuntBianca

BanEmber

Star vs. the Forces of Evil

Globclipsa

Dave X Wrathmelior

Studio Trigger

RyuMako

Satsugoori

LioGueiMei

Super Mario

Mareach

Luaisy

Blippi

Teasing Master Takagi-san

Nishikata X Takagi

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

RaphMona (1987 ver.)

Capril

The Amazing World of Gumball

Penball

Carwin

The Clark Saga

Clark X Malfina

The Croods

Geep

The Fairly OddParents

TimTrix

Cosmo X Wanda

The Gray Garden

Eticalb

The Loud House

SaLuna

Luanny

The Muppets

Kermiggy

The Owl House

Lumity

Huntlow

Lucky

The Road to El Dorado

Chelioguel

Transformers

Oplita

JazzProwl

ChromHide

Trigun

VashMeryl

Trollhunters

JimClaire

Trolls

Broppy

Undertale

ShyBlook

Vampire Hunter D

Meier Link X Charlotte

Voltron

Kallura

Lotura

Wadanohara and the Great Blue Sea

SameWada

Warriors

FireSand

RavenBarley

Where the Crawdads Sing

Tate X Kya

Wolfwalkers

Mebyn

Wreck-It Ralph

JimClaire

Yo-kai Watch

Ray O'Light X Drizzelda

[incorrectneopetsquotes]

Nabile: The stars are so beautiful... Jazan: They're just giant balls of gas. Nabile: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Jazan: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Nabile: Oh...

[yutopia-eleftheria]

Pokémon Sword & Shield OC : Solana Shieldmilia

Solana's League Card

Gender : Female

Age : 14 years old (physically)

Eye Color : "Coquelicot" (Red, Orange and Yellow Tie'n'Dye)

Hair Color : "Violine" (Pinkish Purple)

Hometown : Kickenham (Hammerlocke)

Place of Residence : Winscor (Wyndon)

Region : Galar

Relatives : Éthernatos (Eternatus) ("Mother") / Tarak Leon Landon ("Father") / Shehroz Peony Rose (Father), Nabil Hop Landon ("Uncle-In-Law") / Dhilan Peony Rose (Uncle) / Paige Vernon Peony (Aunt-In-Law) / Pivonia Peony Rose (Cousin) / Unnamed grandfather (Deceased) / Liv Oleana (Adoptive Mother)

Trainer class : Elite Trainer, Macro Cosmos' and Former Gym Challenger

Generation : VIII

Games : Sword and Shield

Specializes in : All types

Member of : Macro Cosmos, Galar League

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Solana is a young Pokémon Trainer and is part of both Macro Cosmos and the Galar League. She was endorsed by the chairman, just like her predecessors Tarak Leon Landon and Travis Bede. It is revealed that she was created by Éthernatos (Eternatus) by combining it's DNA with those of Shehroz and Tarak, after it managed to, at one point, having a contact with them. However, her real appearance is completely different, looking more like the Pokémon itself.

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Solana first appears in the battle against Éthernatos (Eternatus), right after the Pokémon managed to escape from Tarak's Poké Ball, but it was only for a brief moment. As soon as she was awake, she took refuge in the Reactor Room, but she was still very weak and couldn't go any further. She will consequently meet Shehroz, the chairman who couldn't believe what he was seeing, and seeing how afraid she was, he decided to help her.

Shehroz took a Dynamax Band and modified it in order to help them, and thus will help her have a human body. However, Shehroz will turn himself in the authorities afterwards, but Solana will stay hidden in the Reactor Room, as she was afraid of what was outside and she doesn't know anything about the World. But before he left, Shehroz managed to calm her down a little, and will even give her a name before ultimately leaving her, which was "Solana Shieldmilia".

She will be found again by his assistant Liv Oleana, who decided to take her as she actually remembers Shehroz very well, which made her curious about her. At first, she was only able to say hers and the chairman's names, but after spending time with Liv, she will quickly be able to learn her name, and she will feel safe by her side as she will understand that Liv has a close bond with him too, as she is his secretary.

She may not be able to speak that much at first, as she can only say a few words (most of the time she uses one word for a sentence), but she is very smart nonetheless, and she is a quick learner. Liv will teach her sign language to be able to "talk" to others with more ease.

Around a week later, after the chairman was saved from Éthernatos' poison, Solana will from time to time, use her abilities to try and help him out as he was terribly weakened by the poison that was on his body. Little did she knew that she was giving him some of her powers while wanting to help. This further shows that she doesn't know how to use her powers yet.

While searching for her origins, it will be discovered by the company that she has some of the chairman and the now ex-champion's DNA, on top of Éthernatos', which explains a lot of her personality and behaviour : She is really curious and eager to learn when she sees some Pokémon, starting with Liv's and then Shehroz's. She will even grow found of a little female Cufant just like the chairman, except hers is shiny.

It was discovered that she has a great talent with Pokémons in general, and therefore she became a Pokémon Trainer and participates in the Gym Challenge a year after Victor, Gloria, Nabil, Travis and Rosemary. Her main team for the Gym Challenge is composed of a male Cinderace, a male Corviknight, a female Flapple, a male Toxtricity (high pitched form), a male Sirfetch'd and a female Glaceon. However, she will try different teams after she did the Gym Challenge, and is said to be rather unpredictable.

As soon as she saw Rosemary when she had to face her in Smashings (Spikemuth) as she became the new Dark Type Gym Leader, they instantly fell for each other. They were pretty much meant to be. Bonus point for same height (as humans of course).

Her team for her journey through the Galar Region :

Syon (Cinderace, ♂)

(Corviknight, ♂)

(Toxtricity, ♂)

(Sirfetch'd, ♂)

Applejack (Flapple, ♀)

Gwladys (Glaceon, ♀)

Her "mains" (as she uses lots of different Pokémon) :

Strandead (Shiny Copperajah {GIGANTAMAX}, ♂)

Shiny Keldeo, ♂

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Facts about her ! :

Pretty much nobody knows what she really is. The only ones who knows are Shehroz, Liv, Travis (though they don't believe her), Pivonia, Dhilan and Rosemary. Of course when she will be with Rosemary, Peterson will know what she really is, though he was a bit concerned at first.

In her Pokémon form, she is said to be half the size of Éthernatos.

Her Jersey number, 271, correspond to her "birthday".

We don't know the extent of her powers, but since she is the offspring of Éthernatos, it's no doubt that she got a lot of power she has yet to master.

Solana's True Form Concept Art

[lignes2frappe]

MAIS DE QUOI PARLE PNL DANS « DANS LA LÉGENDE » ?

Troisième projet en deux ans d'Ademo et N.O.S. après la mixtape Que La Famille et l'album Le Monde Chico, en 2016, Dans La Légende parfait la formule qui a fait leur succès – pour aller vite, l'esthétique du deal et de la tristesse rappé sous autotune.

Là où certains critiques ont pu regretter une forme de pilotage automatique, le public lui n'a pas fait dans la dentelle : écoulé à plus d'un million d'exemplaires, DLL est l'album qui contient le plus de singles de platine et de singles de diamant de toute l'histoire du rap de France.

Sept ans après ce raz de marée, penchons-nous, non pas sur les chiffres, mais sur ses textes.

Si ce genre d'analyse à froid ne leur rend pas nécessairement justice, elle permet de cerner plus en profondeur la personnalité des deux frangins.

Entre hargne et candeur.

Mowgli

La ref�� ? : « Igo, y a Mowgli dans l’arène », « Mowgli n'aime pas qu'on lui dise ‘T'es célèbre’ », « J'suis Mowgli, j'suis Simba, animal, ça s'entend » et « On enverra Mowgli chercher médaille », rien que sur DA

Dire de PNL qu’ils s’identifient au héros du Livre de la Jungle relève de l’euphémisme tant ce dernier est omniprésent dans leur discographie, de leur morceau éponyme de 2014, à la dizaine de références que compte Dans La Légende.

Plus encore que Tarzan et Simba du Roi Lion que l’on croise eux aussi au détour d’un couplet, on peut supposer que « le petit d’homme » incarne à leurs yeux une forme d’innocence en milieu sauvage – tout comme le thème de l’enfance, l'allégorie entre la jungle et la banlieue est chez eux récurrente.

Leur père, René Andrieu

La ref’ ? : Surnommé ‘Baba’, il est mentionné tout au long de l’album (« Comme Baba, j'veux qu'ils nous craignent » sur Uranus, « Baba m'a dit faut du douze » sur Jusqu'au dernier gramme, « Baba t'inquiète pas j'les baise l'amour des miens me rend sauvage » sur J’t’haine...)

Pied noir d’origine corse, dans sa jeunesse, il purge huit années de prison à la centrale de Poissy pour braquage. Libéré en 1985, il devient père de trois fils (Tarik, né en 1986, et Nabil, né en 1989, ont également un jeune frère, Yanis), dont il s’occupe seul suite au départ de leur mère.

Figure du 91, il fonde en 1994 l’association Tarterêts 2000 dont le but est officiellement de venir en aide aux jeunes en difficulté. Agissant en réalité en sous-main pour le compte du richissime industriel Serge Dassault (à gauche sur la photo), président-directeur général du groupe aéronautique et d’armement Dassault Aviation, il « contribue » à le faire élire maire de Corbeil-Essonnes en 1995 sous l’étiquette divers droite – comprendre : clientélisme, achats de votes et valises de billets.

N’ayant toutefois pas complètement couper les ponts avec son ancienne vie, René Andrieu est cette même année arrêté pour détention de plusieurs kilos de cannabis.

Reconverti en éducateur, en 2001, il déménage avec ses fils à Brive-la-Gaillarde en Corrèze.

De retour dans l’Essonne en 2009, sa route croise à nouveau celle de Serge Dassault, entretemps devenu sénateur. Leurs relations s’enveniment et, en novembre 2012, il s’en va lui réclamer de l’argent pour avoir « prêté main forte » à Jean-Pierre Bechter, l'homme lige qui lui a succédé en 2010 à la mairie – une vidéo de cette rencontre fuite alors dans les médias et fait grand bruit.

Hasard ou coïncidence, trois mois plus tard, André Rieu essuie des coups de feu tandis qu’il roule en voiture en plein Corbeil-Essonnes. S’il s’en sort indemne, l’ancien boxeur Fatah Hou avec qui il faisait équipe prend une balle dans le dos.

L’auteur des tirs, Younès Bounouara, est un proche de Serge Dassault. Écroué pour tentative d’assassinat, la cour d'assises d'Évry le condamne en 2016 à 15 ans de réclusion criminelle.

Bien que Serge Dassault ait toujours nié la moindre implication dans cette affaire, Tarik et Nabil ont gardé la dent dure à son égard.

Cf. « Chez moi le maire est le nerf de la guerre » sur Uranus ou « Igo on veut la ville, boire le sang du maire » sur Dans la légende

Sagat de Street Fighter

La ref’ ? : « J'suis d'l'époque d'la Sega, j'm'entraîne à frapper comme Sagat » sur DA

Ni plus, ni moins, « l’empereur du Muay Thai ».

Personnage présent dès la première version du jeu, un temps garde du corps personnel de M. Bison, membre des quatre boss orignaux, il n’est pas de ceux que l’on amuse à tester, d’autant que du haut de ses 2m24 son high kick dégage la puissance d’un missile.

Douce hérésie pour qui a été adolescent dans les années 90, Ademo, fan de « Sega-Sega », concède jouer à Street Fighter II sur Mega Drive, et non sur Super Nintendo...

Eva Mendes

La ref’ ? : « Avant j'étais moche dans la tess, Aujourd'hui, j'plais à Eva Mendes » sur DA

Propulsée en 2001 meuf la plus sexy de la planète grâce à ses quelques scènes dans le rôle de la maîtresse de Denzel Washington dans Training Day, elle n’a par la suite pas vraiment confirmé, quand bien même tout n’est pas à jeter dans sa filmographie (Hitch, La Nuit nous appartient de James Gray, The Place Beyond the Pines...).

En couple avec Ryan Gosling depuis une dizaine d’années avec qui elle a eu deux petits garçons (déso Ademo), toujours aussi resplendissante à 49 ans, elle s’est reconvertie dans le business des éponges à vaisselle.

La sape de luxe

La ref’ ? : « J'veux du L, j'veux du V, j'veux du G » sur Naha et sur Cramé

Matrixés par Louis Vuitton, Gucci & Co., le duo reprend là une de leur punchline fétiche, entendue deux fois sur leur mixtape Que La Famille (PNL et Je vis, je visser) et à l’entame de leur premier album Le monde chico (la toute première ligne de Le monde ou rien).

Apôtre d’un style vestimentaire à la croisée des chemins du street wear et du luxury wear, Ademo et N.O.S. aiment combiner Air Max, maillots de foot thaïlandais et bas de survêt’ avec polos, jeans déchirés et lunettes de soleil à trois zéros.

Sans être fondamentalement novatrice (en 1991, NTM clippait Le Monde de demain en Jean Paul Gautier), à une époque où le rap français n’avait pas encore pleinement embrassé les voies de l’apprêtement, la formule a grandement participé à les distinguer de la concurrence.

Phillip Plein

La ref’ ? : « Le cœur vide, sapé en Plein » sur Humain

Un name dropping qui n’a pas spécialement bien vieilli.

Un temps sponsor officieux des rappeurs, clubbers et footballeurs, à trop jouer la carte de la surenchère, PP a pris le chemin des Von Ducth, Juicy et autre Ed Hardy, alias ces marques autrefois au sommet du toboggan de la hype devenues symboles du ringard de leur temps.

Le parc national d’Etosha

La ref’ ? : « J'crame une gainz au milieu d'Etosha » sur Naha, le clip de La vie est belle tourné sur place

Alternant visuels à leur QG des Tarterêts et en terres exotiques (Islande, Japon, Mexique...), pour le premier single de l’album, nos deux lascars sont all��s poser leurs valises en Namibie, à 450 kilomètres de la capitale Windhoek.

En mode safari, ils nous font visiter joint à la main cette immense réserve naturelle peuplée d’éléphants, de zèbres, de girafes, de lions et d’oryx.

Créé en 1907 du temps de la colonisation allemande, Etosha était à l’origine un domaine réservé à la chasse s’étalant sur plus de 90 000 kilomètres carrés (!). Les guerres et les sécheresses ont entretemps divisé sa superficie par trois.

Attraction touristique phare du pays, le parc attire chaque année 200 000 visiteurs.

Raí

La ref’ ? : « Une légende comme Raí sur le terrain » sur Naha

Amateur de ballon rond, si PNL cite des footeux de tous horizons (l’Argentin Gabriel Batistuta, l’Italien Roberto Baggio, le Chilien Zamorano, la gloire nationale Jean Pierre Papin...), leur préférence va sans conteste à la seleção.

Rivaldo, Denilson, Bebeto, Romário... les ambassadeurs du jeu à la brésilienne, de celui où l’adversaire « ne touche pas la balle » pour reprendre le refrain de Bené, ont la part belle.

Parmi eux, Raí Souza Vieira de Oliveira.

Milieu offensif du Paris Saint-Germain de David Ginola de 1993 à 1998, au cours de ses cinq saisons sur les bords de la Seine, il a remporté une Coupe des Coupes, un championnat de France, deux Coupes de France et deux Coupes de la Ligue.

Mais plus encore que son palmarès ou que ses 66 buts inscrits en 201 matchs, il a su marquer les esprits par sa classe sur et en dehors des terrains, lui qui à ses heures perdues suivaient des cours de philosophie et de civilisation française à la Sorbonne.

Idole du Parc des Princes, en 2020, il a été élu meilleur joueur de l’histoire du club.

Les pélicans de Scarface

La ref’ ? : « Mira, mira, mira petit pélican » sur Mira

Une ligne qui paraphrase l’une des scènes les plus célèbres du film de Brian De Palma.

Vautré dans la baignoire qui trône au beau milieu de son salon (!?), Tony Montana feint de s’intéresser à un documentaire animalier passant à la télévision pour se moquer d’Elvira.

Pas de chance pour lui, les oiseaux à l'écran sont en réalité des flamants roses.

Manolo Ribera

La ref’ ? : « Mes rêves se rhabillent, Manny » sur Naha, « Manny, bientôt les poches pleines » sur Tu sais pas, « J'tire toujours ma langue, toujours comme Manny » sur Sheita, « J'tire ma langue comme Manny, Manny » sur Cramé

Non, Tony n’est pas le personnage préféré de Scarface des deux frangins. Cet honneur revient à l’homme à « la langue de lézard », l’homme qui « aime les femmes plus que l’argent », l’homme qui « rêve d’avoir sa marque de blue jeans pour que son nom apparaisse sur le cul de toutes les filles ».

Kratos

La ref’ ? : Le morceau éponyme

Divinité personnifiant la force et la puissance dans la mythologie grecque, il est le héros God of War, une série de jeux vidéo réputée ultra-violente.

Sous l’emprise du dieu de la guerre Arès à qui il a vendu son âme en échange de la gloire sur le camp de bataille, il tue par erreur sa femme et sa fille. S’abandonnant alors entièrement à la vengeance, il sombre dans une folie meurtrière.

De base « paix et argent », Ademo et N.O.S. préviennent ici que face à quiconque qui ferait offense à leur famille, ils sont prêts à commettre le pire.

Soit on est QLF, soit on ne l'est pas.

Bené de La Cité de Dieu

La ref’ ? : « Bené Bené, Bené Bené, Bené Bené, Bené Bené, Bené Bené, Bené Bené, Bené Bené, Bené Bené » sur Bené

« Le voyou le plus intelligent, le plus calculateur de la cité » dixit Buscapé.

Le plus cool aussi, lui qui après avoir fait son argent, ambitionne de quitter la favela pour aller vivre dans une ferme afin de passer ses journées à fumer de l’herbe et à écouter du rock avec sa go.

Malheureusement pour lui, la vie qu’il a choisie l’a condamné à ne pas dépasser la vingtaine.

Onizuka

La ref’ ? : Le morceau du même nom

Sorte de Cercle des poètes disparus au pays du Soleil levant, le manga/animé GTO (Great Teacher Onizuka) mettait en scène à la fin des années 90 Eikichi Onizuka, un jeune prof de 22 ans aux méthodes bien à lui et au passé trouble (« Oni », « démon » en japonais).

Proche des yakuzas, clopeur invétéré, cet ex-chef d’un gang de motards était parfois aperçu « faire le tour d’la ville » au guidon de sa Kawasaki Z2 750 – un modèle de 1973, jamais commercialisé en dehors du Japon.

Les fesses de Jennifer Lopez

La ref’ ? : « Elle l’a plus gros que J-LO » sur Onizuka

Au top du game depuis That's the Way Love Goes de Janet Jackson en 1993 (oui, cela fait 30 ans au top du game), la bombe latine n’est peut-être pas la plus douée des chanteuses ou des actrices (franchement, à part ses duos avec des rappeurs et son rôle dans Hors d’atteinte...), mais, Jésus Marie Joseph, quelle chute de reins.

Plutôt consciente de la chose, elle capitalise à fond sur ce beau (et gros) cadeau de la Providence.

« Relou. Vraiment relou. »

Le Nutella

La ref’ ? : « Mes tartines et mon Nutella-tella» sur Cramé

Incontournable dans le PNL universe, la pâte à tartiner chocolat noisette bourrée d’huile de palme est régulièrement mentionnée dans leurs lyrics (« Il m'faut mon soleil, mes tartines et mon Nutella » sur Je vis, Je visser), quand elle n’apparaît pas dans leur clip (J’suis PNL).

S’en est à se demander comment N.O.S. arrive à conserver ses abdos.

Coca

La ref’ ? : Le méchant de la trilogie de clips Naha/Bené/Onizuka

Interprété par Omar Soumare, le chef de bande dont tout le monde a très vite oublié qu’il s’appelait Macha Django, s’est retrouvé au cœur de la campagne marketing de DLL.

D’une part, parce que l’acteur s’est montré tellement convaincant dans son rôle, que certains auraient confondu fiction et réalité en le menaçant sur les réseaux (ce qui a opportunément généré bon nombre d’articles de presse), et de l’autre, parce qu’en amont de la sortie du visuel de Bené, des avis de recherche à son effigie ont été placardés sur les murs des Tarterêts (spoiler : le numéro de téléphone renvoyait à la musique de Bené).

L’enfer islamique

La ref’ ? : Mentionné directement ou indirectement une piste sur deux dans DLL

Et si le spleen qui affecte tant les frères Andrieu trouvait sa source, non pas dans les vicissitudes du quotidien, mais dans le destin qui leur est promis après la mort ?

Conscients de leurs pêchés (« J'suis d'la pire espèce » sur Naha, « J'suis le djinn de mon djinn » sur Uranus...), résignés à accepter la sentence (« J'f'rai les frais de c'que l'Très-Haut décidera » sur La vie est belle), plus ils se rapprochent du sommet, plus ils entendent « le ciel qui gronde » (Onizuka).

À leur décharge, ce « détestable avenir » (sourate 3, verset 162) réserve aux pêcheurs un sort peu enviable : visages brûlés, chair dévorée et squelettes rongés, sans oublier cette chaîne qui leur sera « introduite dans l’anus et leur sortira par la bouche ».

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PUMA KING

The PUMA KING has been worn by legendary players such as Johan Cruyff, Diego Maradona,Eusébio, Lothar Matthäus and Pelé, who dominated international football for decades. Now the KING is returning to the pitch supercharged with the latest PUMA technology and for the first time ever made with K-BETTER, a completely new, non-animal based upper material. The upper contains at least 20% recycled material as a step toward a better future.

K-BETTER has proven to outperform the previous KING K-Leather in testing for touch, comfort, and durability. PUMA is so convinced by the performance characteristics of K-BETTER that it will stop producing football boots with kangaroo leather altogether this year.

“The PUMA KING is PUMA’s most iconic franchise in football and has always stood for using the best materials and the latest in innovation. Over the years we have seen the boot evolve and become ingrained in on pitch and off pitch football culture, from the pitches to the terraces.” said Peter Stappen, Lead Product Line Manager Teamsport Footwear. “The new KING takes the franchise to the next-level and offers a super-soft upper with optimal stretch resistance for ultimate touch and control benefits.” 

Apart from the redesigned upper, The KING also features a new lightweight outsole with an external heel counter, KING stability spine and conical studs, so you have as much control over your movements as you do over the ball. The KING includes a lightweight removable sockliner with NanoGrip technology to keep the foot locked in place to minimalize any loss of power when changing direction.

Supercharged for her, the new KING follows on from the FUTURE and ULTRA with a custom women specific fit. The new KING women’s combines the latest KING technology with measurements such as volume and instep height engineered for a woman’s foot.

The new KING will debut on pitch with Granit Xhaka, Ingrid Engen, Nabil Fekir, Lena Lattwein and more.

The new KING debuts in the PUMA KING Supercharge edition, which will be on sale starting March 2nd at PUMA.com, PUMA stores and specialist football retailers. 

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The painting called Tink Tonk, was made by a painter named Nabil Nahas in the 1979s to 1980s. What attracted me to this piece is all of the bright colors and shapes, it has a combination of every hue type, from primaries to tertiary colors. This painting has high saturation, and the reds with purple and yellow make it seem like a disco ball. The lines themselves are very precise and sharp, which is considered a closed type of line, making it very concise and smooth. It seems like a never-ending pathway; at the bottom the triangles and squares seem much further and smaller than the ones on the top of the painting. It reminds me of Mario Kart with the rainbow road in space, especially with all of the bright colors it has. What makes it really stand out is the dark background, then in the middle is the art and idea. The shapes themselves do not seem 3 dimensional but also not 2 dimensional, like a space between, making it seem like there is more to it than the eye can see. It could be made into an illusion, for example if you look at it for too long it could begin to move. My feeling towards this piece is just fun, the shapes made in different angles, and it just looks like a disco and Mario kart combined. I feel like it brings out the child in me and the playfulness, I do not really like things that are too dull. This painting just fascinated me and reminds me of a video game I used to play and the fun of disco lights.

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Real Madrid ends Betis' unbeaten start in Liga with a 2-1 victory

In a 2-1 victory over Real Betis on Saturday, Vinicius Junior and Rodrygo scored to help Real Madrid snap Real Betis' unbeaten start to the Spanish league. Young Brazilian strikers played a key role in Real Madrid's record-extending 14th European Cup victory last season, and they once again made the difference in a matchup between the top two Spanish clubs in the first month of the new season.

Vinicius Junior’s game by numbers vs. Real Betis   Madrid extended its lead in the standings by winning all four of its contests. Betis, which had won all three of its games, fell three points short of first place. Prior to its subsequent visit to Sevilla, Barcelona was in third position and five points behind. In their opening home match of the year, Madrid's players gave their supporters the Champions League trophy and the newly won UEFA Super Cup before the game began. The team traveled for the first three rounds while they continued to renovate Santiago Bernabeu Stadium. In five seasons, Betis had not suffered a defeat against Real Madrid, winning twice, drawing once, and not giving up a goal there. In the ninth minute, Vinicius ended that strange scoring drought against the Seville-based team when he raced onto a long pass from David Alaba that let him free of Betis' thick defense. He completed the move by chipping the ball over Rui Silva, the goalie.

Real Madrid end Betis' perfect start Moments afterward, striker Nabil Fekir, one of Manuel Pellegrini's finest players, was abruptly replaced by Luiz Henrique due to what appeared to be an injury. Sergio Canales equalized for Betis in the 17th minute after a clever throw-in by Alex Moreno and Borja Iglesias. Iglesias, who leads Betis with four goals, deflected Moreno's throw-in and set up Canales for an angle goal. The rest of the way, though, it was all Madrid as the scoring opportunities came in quick succession for the hosts while Betis failed to threaten Thibaut Courtois' goal. Vinicius fumbled a ball from Rodrygo that he simply needed to shove Silva's way seconds after Canales' score. Silva was then at his best as he dived to swat Aurelien Tchouameni's thunderous header. However, Rodrygo doubled Madrid's lead in the 65th minute when Silva failed to keep out his silky redirection of replacement Federico Valverde's ball into the area. Read the full article

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@iamprikle (Jester) dunks the ball Nabil

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happy chinese new year from olympique lyonnais (feat. nabil fekir, wendie renard and ada hegerberg)

[ben-woodburn]

Yeeeesssss!!!!!!! Get in!!!!!!!!!!

[behemothbash]

“I dunno, it doesn’t look safe to me...” Nabil squints, inspecting the ‘Pokeball’ closely. He’d never seen a capsule like this used to catch Pokemon before - in fact, he didn’t even know Pokemon could be caught with something other than one’s own two hands before this.

Even still... The cartographer hesitantly pokes it as if it would shock him if he handled it wrong. “I can’t imagine it’d be comfortable, bein’ shoved into a tiny li’l ball...” Another poke. “I mean. It’s wood. Sittin’ on wood all the time’s gonna hurt yer butt.”

@hclloffcme​ (akari) ☆ starter call

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Real Betis - Real Madrid 0:1

Real Madrid won their 3rd match of the season after a really challenging match.

Since the first minutes both teams were struggling to create good chances in attack. The best chance for Real Madrid in the first half came really early, after a really great action from Vinicius, Benzema shot the ball just next to Betis’ goal post.

The second half looked pretty similar. Before the goal Benzema had 2 great chances to score the first goal, but he was caught offside on both occasions. 

In the 59th minute Juanmi had a really good opportunity, after Militao and Alaba lost their balance just in front of the box. Luckily Gutierrez, who played his first match in the first team this season, read his pass to Fekir and started the counterattack. Vini took 2 defenders with him and made lots of space for Karim Benzema, who crossed in to the other side of the penalty box, where Carvajal volleyed the ball into the goal.

After the goal, even with a defensive substitution of Lucas for Bale, Real Madrid stayed more dangerous, but Asensio and Hazard didn’t use their chances.

scorer: 0:1, Carvajal 61′

Real Betis: Rui Silva; Montoya, Pezzella, Victor Ruiz, Miranda; Guido, Guardado (70′ Camarasa); Ruibal (70′ Tello), Nabil Fekir, Canales (82′ Joaquin), Juanmi (77′ Iglesias)

Real Madrid: Courtois; Carvajal, Militao, Alaba, Gutierrez (83′ Rodrygo); Casemiro, Valverde, Isco (66′ Asensio); Bale (66′ Lucas), Benzema, Vinicius (78′ Hazard)

yellow cards: Nabil Fekir, Pezella, Canales, Ruibal, Pellegrini, Motoya - Gutierrez, Hazard, Casemiro

Best Real Madrid players: Vinicius, Casemiro

Worst Real Madrid players: Isco, Bale

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This came out a couple months ago, but it’s a really good song. The video is also very thought-provoking, and I feel like it has an interesting message. All in all, the whole thing is about embracing change and one’s own flaws, and I like the fact that it’s neither completely positive nor completely negative, but somewhere in between – just like all of us.

Atea itxita La porta tancada The door, closed Leihotik begira Mirant per la finestra Looking out the window Gorriak ezpainak Els llavis, vermells Lips, red Ilea urdina Els cabells, grisos Hair, grey Malko txiki bat Una llàgrima petita A small tear Zu gogoratzean A recordar-te While remembering you Irribarre handia Un somriure gran A big smile Zoriontasuna Felicitat Happiness

Oker ibiliko naiz M’equivocaré I will be wrong Baina dena aldatu da Però tot ha canviat But everything’s changed Oraingo geroa El futur d’ara The future now Ez da izaten zena No és el que era Isn’t what it used to be Aldakorra naiz Soc variable I’m changeable Agian buruarina Potser de cap calent Maybe hot-headed Hotz eta beroa une berean Fred i calent(a) alhora Cold and warm at the same time

[ ERREPIKA: Kea bezala airean Com fum a l’aire Like smoke in the air Hegan nabil gauean Vaig volant a la nit I go flying in the night Dantza luze batean En un ball llarg In a long dance Miazkatuz haizea Llepant el vent Licking the wind ]

Horrela bada bizitza Si la vida és així If life is like this Hartuko dut beti den moduan La prendré de la manera de sempre I’ll take it the way it always is Horrela bada bizitza Si la vida és així If life is like this Beti aurrera egin beharko da Hauré de tirar sempre endavant I’ll have to always push forward Aldakorra naiz Soc variable I’m changeable Agian buruarina Potser de cap calent Maybe hot-headed Zuri eta beltza une berean Blanc i negre/a alhora White and black at the same time

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