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I can't fit into the dress I planned for Barbie, I don't have shoes to match and I'm not going with my Ken to see it
I need a minute
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all i do rn is think about the locked tomb! thinking about john and the scope of his powers:
pre-apocalypse, john marries nigella and cassiopeia, and he makes roses grow for them. and yes! some of the roses have teeth, but it does seem in the narrative that this is the first time he'd tried it. but only some. some of the roses therefore are normal roses.
john can use his powers to grow things, and he didn't even try before literally his last day on earth! or everyone else's last day on earth, more correctly.
at the beginning of the dream narration in ntn, he raises the mountain from the waters and says the only hard thing about it is remembering he can do it in the first place. so there's all this evidence in ntn that his powers aren't limited to necromancy - that's just seems to be what he stumbled across first. he was working with dead people, so dead people are what he noticed.
when alecto gave john his power, i think she never intended* for them to be 'death' powers. i think they presented that way because the source of the power was dying - think about the seventh and their theory that they can harness the thanergy being shed by a dying person. the power looked like death-power because it came from a dying source. but it's just power, in the end, it's just soul.
but john assumed. he was so caught up in his own grief, so overwhelmed, that he doesn't even consider being 'a good wizard,' as pyrrha puts it (pre-apocalypse). his friends ask him to try to stabilise the north american glacier, reference other ecological disasters - and he doesn't try! he's assumed he's there for vengeance and stuck with it. and then we see in the book that he could have. like, it's entirely possible that john could have let the trillionaires go - and then saved the planet. practiced until the roses grew normally. raised the soil above the waters, calmed the seas.
but he can't let go of his wants, his desires! and yes, he's not as powerful before he consumes part of a's soul, but his necromancy got stronger and stronger anyway - maybe his power over the roses could have too.
anyway just imagine alecto, giving someone that loves her this unimaginable power, and hoping for a nurse, a gardener - and getting a taxidermist instead. a puppeteer.
*intended is a weird word to use for alecto pre-barbification, but i couldn't think of another way to put it
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*hits you with a barbification ray* mwah haha ha
there is glitter in every crevice
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The barbification of the lab continues unheeded of the horror it poses
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in order to combat the barbification of margot robbie we have to host free community screenings of babylon….. she’s more than a doll!!!!!!! SHE’S MORE THAN A DOLL!!!!!!!
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true barbification
he's a barbarian himbo no thoughts head empty
(he's Strahd's uncle, Bayrn von Zarovich. here he is in his golden days. yk we've made pretty large dynasty of Zarovichs... I've played almost everyone and I'm not sorry.)
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Dear Boy Farmers, (Stardew)
I love how everyone is super into the Good Luck Babe sapphic romance of Haley but I am seeing a serious lack of Barbification here. Where is the Kenning? More Ken behavior on the feed pls thank you
(Both. Both is good. More shipping of all of them actually I'm having a great time in this Stardew Valley renaissance)
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HELLO SILLY PEOPLE OF THE INTERWEBS!!!!!!!
I've been thinking abiut Jim and Newlife... as cute as offbrand spiderman monkey origin is HE NEEDS BARBIFICATION 🫶
I am still in mourning of sheriff Jimmy I can't lose kendoll barboy too. /j aff
URRRRRRR I PRESENT [TO Y]OU ALL, INSPIRED BY A PAIR OF PANTS I OWN!!!!!! Jimmy paddle popidarity 🫶 sparkleshart jimmyficication. Jimmy sparkledarity
I made a skin to go with it too :] it has a few issues and I did NAWT shade it 🔥 but it's my first time editing skins BE NICE 2 ME! /j aff
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someone i follow on instagram put a picture of their blind dog through a barbification filter and i can’t look at the results without aspirating saliva like it makes me sick
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