#bas;; isms

[juiciee]

So glad I'm going to college in 4 months cause I guarantee you I will die dead if I stay here any longer that I need to.

[kadachit]

clearing some things out:

baatein banane ko laakh banegi and i know mere kehne se kuch farak padne nahi wala but apni baat rakhni hai bas....so ek post kiya tha maine vo kinda upset kar raha hai logon ko idhar jab ke vo inn mein se kisi ke baare tha bhi nahi it was a personal rant... ek particular incident par tha jo pehle bhi ho chuka hai....so yes i made a post about that and i accept meri galti yeh thi maine context nahi diya aur bas post daal diya kyuki i thought yahan mere koi itne followers hain nahi and i use this shit as a diary(kyuki mere paas diary likhne jitna time nahi aur mann bhi nahi) toh filter nahi rakhta koi idhar toh maine socha kaun hi padhega but i forgot velle log hain yahan zyada but anyways....the post was about someone i know very personally in real life....yeh internet par dekh kar randirone nahi kiye maine.....maine unki hypocrisy dekhi thi and i called her out and seemed like she didn't care and trust me mujhe pura-pura adhikaar hai unke baare kehne ka....par yahan out of context chali gayi meri galti ki wajah se ke maine tags mein mention nahi kiya but anyways....some people here know how big of a simp i was for my ex and even varsha knows me personally idhar.... she's my sister so she knows how i am but khair itna sab kehne ke baad bhi galtiyan niklengi toh fuck it tbh and I've interacted with so many people here,ladkiyan mainly and mostly sab se meri as a brother baat huyi hai,kaafi logon ka bada bhai hoon main idhar but khair what's the point yeh sab batane ka....main itna vella hoon nahi ke i can be a keyboard warrior here so fuck it tbh bas mujhe baat rakhni thi apni toh vo main kar liya baaki toh sab mazze maaro aur paani piyo and fuck all this shit tbh kya hi milna hai kisiko isme se...

[mokadottie]

Introduction!~ (finally LMAO)

I thought it about time I finally did a proper introduction for my Tumblr~ AGH LET'S DO THIS.

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Basic Info!

Name: Moka a.k.a. Momo Age: 24 Gender: Female Sexuality: Demi-Bisexual Pronouns: She/Her/They/Them Ethnicity: Thai American 🇹🇭🇺🇸

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Likes:

-Wolves -Plants -Dark Academia -K-Pop -Tarot -Astronomy -Singing -Video games -Friday Night Funkin -My Phone .3.

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Dislikes:

-Literally anything that just seems to end in "ism" LMAO but really racism, sexism, homophobia, etc. (you get the point) -Mosquitos with a burning passion -My stylus when it stops functioning -Drama (experienced too much of it LOL)

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About Me Overall:

I'm Moka but all my friends call me Momo! I'm currently a college student attending California State University of Northridge getting my BA in Art with a Concentration in Illustration! I of course love to draw and hope to pursue a career doing Character Design honestly for video games. On my free time I'm always hanging with my friends as they're just my therapy and safe space lolol but I also just draw a lot (granted I can't seem to always finish one project and constantly make a billion projects TvT). I'm of course very LGBTQ+ friendly and will not tolerate any form of discrimination so if you're a hateful person, please just leave LMAO.

Overall, super excited and happy to meet you! Don't ever be afraid to ever chat with me in DMs!

[trlblzd]

️ ️️ @boomania sent a message !

Basil [text]: wow sarap Basil [text]: dapat hindi ganyan suot mo ate mababastos kapo ng ibang mga lalaki

     WASN'T  THIS  GUY  ADAMANTLY    rejecting them just yesterday  ?     well, change of hearts can be sudden, they rationalize.    still, they did not expect opinions to be     SWAYED    with such haste  !

( isms ) - gago ka ba te

( isms ) - masyadong sarap na sarap ka ata sakin

[wojosubahjaldinahiuthti]

6+ ghante bitaye mall mein and mummy ko sirf 2 cheezein pasand aayi, baaki pe toh bas the following comments were passed:

ye papa nahi pehen ne denge (ye sabse favorite dialogue hai)

ye aadhe kate pate kapde kyon pehen ne hain (aur jab kaho ki trend hai toh kehti hain ki jo kapde hain unko kaat deti hoon, aise hi ban jayenge)

isme bahut badi lagogi (badi ho gayi hoon mummy)

ye taangein kisko dikhani hai (khud ko dikhani hai)

[iviarellereads]

Harrow the Ninth, Bonus Content, Pronunciation Guide

(Curious what I'm doing here? Read this post! For detail on The Locked Tomb coverage and the index, read this one! Like what you see? Send me a Ko-Fi.)

Similar to the one in GtN, titled "Naming Systems", but for this book's new characters.

John Gaius GUY-us NOTE: He's just some guy, you know? NOTE II: Gaius was not the name John was born with. He picked it for himself circa Y100 of his reign.(1)

Augustine - AWG-us-tin, not awg-us-TEEN.

Alfred Quinque - KWIN-kway.

Augustine and Alfred share an arithmonym. The implications of this were present at the time, but not as developed as they were later on.

Cassiopeia - Cass-ee-oh-PAY-ah. Nothing like her namesake in Greek mythology, "as she was honestly just a universally beloved and clever human being who made beautiful meals with the occasional finger error."(2)

Cristabel - CRIS-ta-bell, not "crees".

Pyrrha Dve - PIRRA DVAY (one syllable). Pyrrha has many connotations, but Muir's favourite is the disguise Achilles took in that name.(3)

Nigella Shodash - NYE-jella SHOW-dash.

Valancy Trinit - VAL-an-see TRIN-it. Derived from "valens", the same root as "valiant", an incredible cavalier name. Valancy and Cyrus both supported each other's belief that they were the most attractive people ever born.

Titania Tetra - Ti-TAHN-iya TET-ra.(4)

Loveday Heptane - LOVE-day HEP-tane.

Anastasia - An-ass-TAYS-iya, rather than an-ass-TAHS-iya.

Samael Novenary - SAM-ay-el No-VEEN-ary

Mithraeum - Mith-RAY-em. From temples of Mithras,(5) of course.

Noniad - NO-nee-add.

Enneameter - enny-AM-eter.

NOTE: The metre of Ortus's epic, The Noniad (Matthias hight Nonius his Deeds and Accomplishments), is dactylic enneameter.(6) This is the traditional metre for serious Ninth House poetry (as opposed to light lyric Ninth House poetry, which is written in enneasyllables(7) and doesn't exist). As befits a Ninth House metre, enneameter is long, ponderous, clunky, and sucks. Ortus sticks grimly to some of its most archaic rules.

Apopneumatism - apo-NEW--mat-ism

Admiral Sarpedon - Admiral (as in the rank) Sar-PEE-don.(8)

Abella Trine - A-BELL-uh TRYNE (like "mine")

Epirhoic - EPPY-ro-ic (the end of which rhymes with "heroic"). Here Muir notes "Rhoic, from the Greek "rhoe," stream or flow; epi-, "on top of," so it's on top of the stream."(9)

Mesorhoic - MEE-so-ro-ic. "Meso" meaning middle.

Bathyrhoic - BATH-ee-ro-ic, with a short "a" which Muir says is in "psychopath". "Bathy" means "deep".

Barathron - ba-RA-thron. Greek for "a pit". "Criminals were classically thrown into one in ancient Athens."

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(1) So, what name WAS he born with, and where did "Gaius" come from? (2) How much do we believe this? How much of this should we question? Is Muir revealing truths, or red herrings? (3) Given that she's now a woman in a man's body, in a sort of way, that's a rather interesting choice to refer to in this, imo! (4) I suppose I'd have written out a "not tye-TAY-nya" to supplement this, but it's entirely possible Muir's never encountered that one in the wild. (5) Mithras is a complicated but popular god to reference in fiction. And it's true, real-life mithraea survive to modern day and can be visited. We don't actually know much about the Mithraists because they didn't write their religion down, but there's a lot of guesses of varying skeptical-eyebrow-raising quality available to research if you want to see how deep the parallels might go! Or someone's probably made a post about it somewhere on Tumblr, if you dare risk spoilers. (6) Recall that I explained enneameter before! I completely forgot that this was here! So, "enneameter" meant "poetry with nine feet/groupings". Dactylic means poetry in which each foot consists of one long/stressed syllable followed by two short ones, named for the resemblance to human finger bones. No, that's not just a Ninth House conceit, it's our-world. (7) Literally just nine syllables per line. (8) This certainly gives new light to the John/Sarpedon shippers and Muir's restraint in not saying "PEED-on" is admirable itself. (9) Once again I forgot this was in the guide back here, as it wasn't in the glossary part when I checked that. Still, I found it pretty difficult to track down the etymology, though part of that comes down to search engines getting actively worse over the last couple of years. (I have receipts. It's not just your imagination, if you noticed it too, but this isn't the place to rant about that.)

[chowpatty-ka-icebear]

Shimaz/شمز (Beloved) by SubbRee

Log kehte hai ki pyaar vyaar kuch nhi hota but Aisa true nahi... Pyaar mein na bohot taakat hoti hai yaar kuch v kaho... Harr lamhe ko jeene mein ek alag si khushiyaan milti hai... Yeh sach baat hai ki pyaar he sab kuch nhi hota, Family Friends Career Hobbies yeh sab v mayne rakhti hai magar koi ek cheez Jo inn sabse v zyaada sukoon deti hai woh kahin na kahin mohabbat hoti hai... Pyaar na woh nhi hota jisme khawahishen hoti hai, woh materialism waala pyaar, pyaar nahi zaroorat hoti hai... Pyaar toh woh hota hai jisme ek insaan dusre insaan se sirf uska saath maangta hai Bina kisi aur cheez ki parwah kiye... Chalo main apne baare btata hoon, haan Maine v pyaar Kiya hai... Zabardast kiya hai... Aur mujhe Khushi hai iss baat ki jissa kiya tha na usse sacchi waali mohabbat thi... Aisa pyaar mein samne waale ko aapki saath ke alawa kisi aur cheez ki zarurat nahi hoti hai... Bas aapka saath he unke liye kaafi hota hai... Log kehte hai ki aashiq pyaar ko yunhi overrated kar diye hai, aisa bilkul nahi h meri jaan... Yaar yeh jo mohabbat/pyaar/aashiqui cheez he aisi hai iska ehsaas harr dusri cheez ko underrated kar deti hai... Main yeh baat ko beshaq Manta hoon ki pyaar duniya nahin hai, magar main yeh v jaanta hoon ki pyaar ki Nazar se duniya ko dekho toh kitni khoobsurat lagti hai... Harr chhoti chhoti cheez ko acchai ki Nazar se dekhoge... Yeh pyaar he hai Jo ek insaan ko bana bhi sakta hai aur tabah nhi kar sakta hai... Jaane kitne log iske ghulaam ho gye aur najane kitne log iske karazdaar ho gye... Sacchi aur Pakki mohabbat kisi insaan se ho jaaye na toh poori kayenaat v uski Khushi ke aaghe chhoti lagti hai Kasam se... Woh log hawa mein baatein nahi karte hai Jo kehte hai "Tumhare liye chaand-taare todd laaunga" Jab kisi insaan ko pyaar hota hai tab toh "Cloud Nine" mein pahuch jaata hai... Kisi v cheez/duniya ki fikr nahi hoti hai sirfff fikr hoti hai uski jisse iski mohabbat hoti hai... Yaar iss sacchi mohabbat ke baare jitni baatein karun utni kam hai... Kisi ne sach he kaha hai "Naseeb waale hote hai woh log jinhe sacchi mohabbat milti hai" Iss aajkal ke Tinder/Bumble waale jamane mein maanta hoon "Sacchi Mohabbat " dhudna mushqil hai, Aree tumko kya dilasa hoon mujhse zyaada iss baat se kaun vaaqif hoga... Mere Aisa maan na hai ki Humlog na sacchi mohabbat pehchaan nahi paate hai kabhi kabhi, Hum usse sacchi mohabbat samjh baith te hai jo shayad mohabbat bhi na ho... Aur janab isme humari galti bhi nahi, aaye din jab movies/videos mein hum Fairytale Love Stories dekhte hai humme v dimaag mein "Fake Scenarios" create karne ki adat ho jaati hai... Aur end toh sab jaante he hai, woh rista kabhi muqammal nahi hota hai aur aap back to "Square One". Mujhe pta hai isi daar se mere kitne doston ne dating karna he chord Diya hai... Woh kehte hai mujhse ki "Dekho SubbRee jab Jeb mein aapke aayegi 'Money' tabhi milegi aapko 'Honey' samjhe" magar mujhe aisa nahi lagta hai... Kyunki Materialistic Pyaar toh aajkal harr baazar mein milta hai iske liye main itni mehnaat kyun karron... Agar paison se he insaan ko khareedte hai toh Mukesh Ambani ki 100 biwi hoti 😂 Magar Aisa nahi hai na yaar, Sacchi Mohabaat ki yehi baat toh mujhe sabse zyada pasand hai ki yeh Ameer/Garib, Uch/Neech, Lamba/Mota, Kaala/Gora, Lulha/Lagda kuch nahi dekhti hai yeh sirf insaan ke Dil se hoti hai... Aur I kid you not yeh sacchi mohabbat ko khojna paise kamane se v zyaada mushkil hai (Believe me I've Tried it several times) toh fir sawaal aata hai ke insaan kare toh kare kya ab... Well, agar meri maano toh intezaar ke alawa hum kuch nahi kar sakte hai, Aadho ki tarah galat logo ke saath rishte banane se accha hai ki sacche ka intezar he kar le... Aur jo log sochte hai ki paiso se he sab kuch hota hai woh apna dimaag doctor ko dikhla de, Kyunki "Paisa Materialistic Khushiyan khareed sakta hai, Zindagi ka Sukoon nahi" aur insaan duniya mein Khali haath aata hai aur khaali haath jaata hai magar bohot Kam he log hote hai Jo jab iss duniya se jaate hai woh unke haathon mein kisi apne ka haath hota hai... Aur yehi mere dost "Pyaar" hota hai...

[surajmore07]

“Subah Ki Chai: Har Roz Ki Ek Nai Shuruat”

Har subah, jab sheher ki hawaein abhi thandi hain aur dhoop apne pehle kiranon mein lipti hai, tab meri din ki pehli manzil ek chhoti si kitchen ki or mudti hai. Kyunki wahaan, ek naya safar shuru hota hai – subah ki chai ka.

Subah ki chai ka aroma, jaise ki ek kahani ka pahla panne ka khula, mere man ko ek nayi umeed deti hai. Chai ki pattiyan garam paani mein gholte waqt, woh sugandh har subah meri duniya ko mahakati hai.

Chai banane ka yeh samay, mere liye ek chhutti ka anubhav hai. Chammach se chai ki pattiyan uthana, paani mein gholna – yeh ek dhyan aur sukoon bhara rituaal hai, jo har subah mujhe naye din ke liye tayar karta hai.

Woh pehli ghoont chai, jaise ki ek pyaari mulaqat, har roz mere liye kuch khaas laati hai. Us ek pal mein, lagta hai ki har gham bhool gaya hoon, aur ek nayi shuruaat ka jashn manane ka waqt aa gaya hai.

Chai ke sath baithkar, meri soch ek alag duniya mein kho jati hai. Yeh ek samay hai jab main apne sapno aur lakshyon par dhyan kendrit karta hoon, jaise ki subah ka pehla prahar mere liye hi ho.

Subah ki chai ke saath, meri duniya mein ek alag si harmony bas jaati hai. Chai ki garamahat aur thandi hawaein, dono milke ek uttam sangam banate hain, jise mehsoos karna har subah ek anutha anubhav hai.

Subah ki chai mere liye nahi sirf ek rojana samagri hai, balki ek aisa rituaal hai jo meri dincharya ko saundarya aur shanti se bharta hai. Har ek chhoti baat, har ek sip, ek nayi kahani ki shuruaat hai.

Isse kehna mushkil hai ki subah ki chai mere liye kya hai, kyunki isme chhupi hai meri subahon ki sachchai. Har ek chhoti si dastaan, har ek cup mein. Chai ke is safar mein, har roz ek naya anubhav ka intezaar hota hai.

[juniperhillpatient]

City of Walls & Secrets Re-Watch

Oh wow, this episode, ok. I was mainly focused on Jet & Zuko (again oops) during this episode. But, that's not to say the rest of the episode wasn't interesting, because it absolutely was. I loved the opening scene with the Gaang seeing the city, & Sokka & Katara's excitement was cute. I can't imagine what it would be like to live in a tiny village where everyone knows each other & then see a big bustling city like that.

Joo Dee is right away so terrifying. Sorry Ozai, but you've got nothing on this chick. She is the stuff of nightmares to me.

It's the subtle, consistent creepiness for me. The feeling that something is not quite right. The way she shakes her head, smiling, at everyone that the Gaang tries to talk to & they shut their mouths. I love the underlying creepiness of Ba Sing Se. "Why do you keep all the poor people hidden & separate?" The dawning realization that there's something very wrong here. Also, Aang's continued lack of luck finding Appa is so depressing & I remember not being able to focus on much else because I was so worried about Appa the first time I watched.

I love Sokka & Aang pretending to be fancy rich people & goofing around. Sokka & Aang's bestie-ism moments where they're just being dorks are so precious. +100 iconic behavior points each. Another A+ comedy moment that gets me every time is everyone's confusion at the notion of just a regular old bear. Katara & Toph dressed all fancy was so cute, & I love Toph shutting down Katara responding to Aang's compliment like "don't speak to the commoners!" That moment just cracks me up. Katara gets +300 iconic behavior points for getting them into the party & +100 for making Toph's fake name "dung." And some people think Katara isn't funny!

Jet becoming increasingly obsessed with Zuko & Iroh is just so sad. What's important to note is that Jet was actually obsessed with Zuko before he found out that Zuko & Iroh are fire-benders. He wanted Zuko to join the Freedom Fighters because he felt a connection with him after they stole the food for the refugees together. He was following Zuko around & trying to convince Smellerbee & Longshot to give Zuko a chance & that's the only reason he was paying enough attention to see Iroh fire-bend. It's the betrayal & tragedy for me <3 Wow, I love a good ol' tragic fucked-up whirlwind love-hate romance dynamic.

And like - the thing is that Jet is right! He's more right than he even knows! Zuko & Iroh ARE fire-benders but not only that, they're Fire Nation royalty. Like not even just "yeah, they are fire-benders," no, they are literally both personally directly responsible for harm caused by the Fire Nation. Yet everyone around him treats him like he's crazy. Even his closest friends think he's becoming too obsessed. And it's understandable. Smellerbee & Longshot both want Jet to move on for his own good. They want to move on with their lives & stop obsessing over vengeance, & the Fire Nation. They want a new life, but Jet is still stuck in his obsessive hate. And like.....the thing is, the thing that gets me, Jet is not wrong to be stuck? The more I think about it, the more right he is. As we know, Zuko eventually personally helps the Fire Nation conquer Ba Sing Se. Like??? Hello??? Jet was literally 100% right to be obsessed & concerned.

Anyway. Jet & Zuko obviously both get +1000 iconic behavior points for having a dramatic gay sword fight in a teashop. I'm losing track of who's winning, but they might be at this point. Katara's also doing pretty good. Anyway, I will never get over Jet attacking Zuko to try & force him to fire-bend. It's dramatic, it's hilarious, it's tragic, & it's a great fight scene. They really do have the range. I absolutely love Zuko popping out with his dual swords like - "I'll give you a show!" Dramatic fucking king, I love you so much Zuzu. Also, can we just like, acknowledge that Zuko apparently had his swords on him while waiting tables? Good for him.

The end of this episode is pretty chilling. Jet getting arrested is just a rough scene. And the introduction to the creepy brainwashing that happens? Terrifying.

When the new Joo Dee shows up & she smiles creepily & says "I am Joo Dee"? Eugh. Chills, every time.

This is a great episode. Very creepy & foreboding. I love the introduction to Ba Sing Se. I just love a setting where Something is Wrong.

[deepjams4]

11-OCT-2022

😂🤣शुभ प्रभात!😝😇

🕴🕴सप्रेम नमस्ते!🎬🎞

🎉

Anwar Ali Anwar

of

Saat Hindustaani

🎂

Subir kumar

of

Abhimaan

🍕

Dr. Bhaskar K. Bannerjee

of

Anand

🍰

Vikram 'Vicky' Maharaj

of

Namak Haraam

🧁

Insp. Vijay Khanna

of

Zanjeer

🥮

Vijay Verma

of

Deewaar

🍥

Jai

of

Sholay

💐

Arjun Singh

of

Namak Halaal

🍫

Debraj Sahai

of

Black

🍩

Auro

of

Paa

🥳

Deepak Sehgal

of

Pink

🎭

Bashkor Banerjee

of

Piku

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.

And the list is endless

of the movies of

”THE”

AMITABH

BACHCHAN!!

The evergreen and much loved veteran host of Quiz Show KBC

Kaun Banega Crorepati!

Today is

The 80th Birthday

of the first Angry young man of Indian Cinema and

💐”the THESPIAN!“ 🎭

Thanks Mr. Bachchan for your numerous spellbound on screen performances that keep us enthralled!

💐💐💐💐💐💐💐💐

But before I wind up and say you bye for the day, here is Amitabh Bachchan for you !

Amitabh's conversation with Mausi in Sholay

Mausi : Arre beta, bas itna samaz lo ke ghar me jawaan beti seene par

pathhar ke sil ki tarah hoti hai. Basanti ka byaah ho jaaye to chain

ki saans loo.

Jay : haa sach kaha mausi aapne. bada bojh hai aap par.

Mausi : Lekin beta, is bojh ko koi kunwe me to phaik nahi deta.Bura

nahi maananaa , itanaa to poochhanaa hi padataa hai ke ladke kaa

khaandaan kyaa hai uske lachhchhan kaise hai, kamaataa kitnaa hai?

Jay : Kamaane ka to ye hai mausi,..,ke ek baar biwi bachhon ki

jimmedaari sar pe aa gayi to .. kamaane bhi lagegaa.

Mausi : To kya abhi kuchh bhi nahi kamaataa?

Jay : Nahi nahi ye maine kba kahaa mausi, kamaataa hai lekin,... ab

roj roj to aadmi jeet nahi sakataa na. .. kabhi haar bhi jaataa hai

bechaaraa?

Mausi : haar jaata hai?

Jay : haan mausi ab ye kambakht juwaa cheej hi aisi hai ab mai kyaa

kahoon ?

Mausi : heynnnn. to kya juwaari hai?

Jay : chhi chhi chhi chhi mausi, woh aur juwaari na na. woh to bahot

hi achchha aur nek ladka hai.Lekin mausi, ek baar sharaab pi li na

phir, achchhe bure ka kahaa hosh rahataa hai. Haath pakad ke bitha

liyaa kisi ne juwaa khelane. ab isme bechare Veeru ka kya dosh?

Mausi: Thik kahate ho beta. juwaari woh sharaabi woh lekin, uska koi

dosh nahi.

Jay : Mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samaz rahi hai. woh to itanaa

seedha aur bhola hai. aare basanti se uski shaadi karke to dekhiye, ye

juwe aur sharaab ki aadat to do din me chhoot jaayegi.

Mausi : Arre beta, mujh budhiyaa ko samaza rahe ho. ye sharaab aur

juwe ki aadat kisi ki chhooti hai aaj tak.

Jay : Mausi aap Veeru ko nahi jaanati , wishwaas kijiye wo is tarah

kaa insaan nahi hai. Ek baar shaadi ho gayi to woh us gaane-waali ke

ghar jaanaa band kar degaa. bas, sharaab apne aap chhoot jaayegi.

Mausi: Hi hi, bas yehi ek kami raha gayi thi. to kya kisi gaane-waali

ke ghar bhi aanaa jaanaa hai?

Jay : To isme kaunsi buri baat hai mausi. arre , gaana soonane to

raajaa- mahaaraajaa unche unche khaandaan ke log jaate hai, haan.

Mausi : Achchha ! to beta ye bhi bataate jaao ki tumhare yeh gunwaan

dost kis khaandaan ke hai?

Jay : Bas mausi, khaandaan ka pataa chalate hi ham aap ko khabar de

denge.

Mausi : Ek baat ki daad doongi beta. bhale sau buraaEyaa hai tumhare

dost me ,phir bhi tumhare munh se us ke liye taareefe hi nikalti hai.

Jay : ab Kya karoo mausi.. mera to dil hi kuchh aisa hai.(pause)...

To.. mai ye rishtaa pakkaa samazoo?

Mausi : Pakkaa? . bhale saari jindagi ladaki kuwaari baithi rahe.

lekin mai aise aadami se Basanti ko nahi byaahanewaali. Sagi mausi

hoon. koi sautelee maa nahi.

Jay : Ajeeb baat hai. mere itane samazaane par bhi aap ne inkaar kar

diyaa.. Bechaaraa Veeru... naa jaane kya karega?

Amitabh's conversation in Namak Halaal

Arjun Singh : know such English that I will leave the British behind. You see sir, I can talk English, I can walk English, I can laugh English, I can run English, because English is such a funny language.

‘In the year 1929 when India was playing Australia at the Melbourne stadium Vijay Hazare and Vijay Merchant were at the crease. Vijay Merchant told Vijay Hazare. look Vijay Hazare Sir , this is a very prestigious match and we must consider it very prestigiously. We must take this into consideration, the consideration that this is an important match and ultimately this consideration must end in a run.‘

‘In the year 1979 when Pakistan was playing against India at the Wankhede stadium Wasim Raja and Wasim Bari were at the crease and they took the same consideration. Wasim Raja told Wasim Bari, look Wasim Bari, we must consider this consideration and considering that this is an important match we must put this consideration into action and ultimately score a run. And both of them considered the consideration and ran and both of them got out.‘

🌹🙏🎭🌹🙏🎭🌹🙏🎭🌹

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Fantastic Four Vol 1 #314 & #315

Fri Feb 11 2022 [04:05 PM] Wack'd: seventeen issues of englehart left [04:07 PM] Wack'd: god where to goddamn start with this page

[04:07 PM] Wack'd: johnny being all "not all men" [04:07 PM] Wack'd: ben turning the subject from "unwanted attention" to "now she can't get dates" [04:07 PM] Wack'd: crystal stating a basic fact and being accused by johnny of misandry [04:08 PM] Wack'd: or ben deciding "actually, none of this feminist rape culture stuff belongs in superhero comics, let's stop talking about it" [04:08 PM] Umbramatic: haha oh wow [04:10 PM] Wack'd: so during this fun excursion they discover harvey set up teleport pads all throughout his caverns, allowing for swift movement and expanding his domain without use of vehicles [04:10 PM] Wack'd: that sure was a no-prize that didn't need to be no-prized but got no-prized anyway [04:11 PM] Wack'd: back in new york: the sky is on fire [04:11 PM] Wack'd: ...we're not gonna dwell on that i guess! back to the underground [04:11 PM] Bocaj: Is it the watcher again? [04:11 PM] Bocaj: He does that sort of thing [04:11 PM] Umbramatic: we don't have time for all that [04:12 PM] Wack'd: instant trauma recovery means instant romance

[04:13 PM] Bocaj: Comics. Are just so bad at romance [04:13 PM] Bocaj: And other things. Physics, mental health, addressing racism and sexism and isms [04:14 PM] Bocaj: Sometimes anatomy [04:13 PM] Wack'd: while they flirt johnny realizes someone's kidnapped crystal [04:14 PM] Wack'd: i guess they're fighting some sort of...bat-man

[04:14 PM] Wack'd: must be pretty wealthy to afford a place this cushy looking [04:14 PM] Bocaj: Ha [04:15 PM] InbarFink: I don't Like this design for Benn [04:16 PM] Wack'd: It's rough [04:16 PM] Wack'd: Both to look at and, I imagine, to touch [04:16 PM] Umbramatic: -touches it- [04:16 PM] Wack'd: GOD EVERY FUCKING NON-MAIN-CHARACTER-DUDE IN THIS BOOK I SWEAR TO FUCK

[04:17 PM] Umbramatic: geeeeeeeez [04:17 PM] Wack'd: this dude literally turns johnny into a pig [04:17 PM] Wack'd: are we...are we doing a thing [04:17 PM] Wack'd: does englehart think he has yet more to say about rape culture [04:18 PM] Umbramatic: oink [04:18 PM] Wack'd: anyway sharon lays him out with one punch [04:18 PM] Umbramatic: ha [04:19 PM] Wack'd: hey bocaj, i think i found something of yours

[04:20 PM] Bocaj: I literally just posted WCA 6 this Wednesday [04:20 PM] Wack'd: incredible [04:20 PM] Bocaj: Advertise advertise [04:20 PM] Wack'd: so it turns out the cats are demons and belasco is their dark lord. sure. [04:21 PM] Umbramatic: kitties [04:21 PM] maxwellelvis: It's an itty bitty kitty city [04:21 PM] Wack'd: what

[04:22 PM] maxwellelvis: Another time Shuma-Gorath was mistakenly colored purple. [04:22 PM] Umbramatic: WHAT IF IT WAS PURPLE [04:23 PM] Wack'd: so it turns out [04:23 PM] Wack'd: all the underground worlds of marvel are connected [04:23 PM] Wack'd: including the otherworldly/hell-knockoff ones [04:23 PM] Umbramatic: the underdark... [04:23 PM] Wack'd:

[04:25 PM] Wack'd: so we cliffhang on the gang having wandered into another underground world--the world of MASTER PANDEMONIUM [04:27 PM] Umbramatic: good supervillain name [04:28 PM] Wack'd: Letters! [04:29 PM] Wack'd: Most of them are pretty boring and just talking about how they feel about Ben and Sharon's new looks [04:29 PM] Wack'd: One woman really wants Sue to die for some reason and for Reed to return to the team without her [04:29 PM] Wack'd: But what I really wanna highlight is this

[04:29 PM] Wack'd: Never let it be said that in the ol' days people didn't notice or care about racism [04:30 PM] Umbramatic: oh huh! [04:30 PM] Bocaj: Maybe the problem is the stereotypes marvel [04:30 PM] Wack'd: Granted it is perhaps telling that--yeah, that, one [04:30 PM] Umbramatic: good for the people calling it out [04:31 PM] Wack'd: And two, uh, that the problem was with how Fasaud was dressed and not with him being an evil oil baron who personally slaughters American reporters and who had the full backing of his evil government [04:32 PM] Larena: Saying "Yeah our villain is a stereotype but our heroes are stereotypes too!" almost verbatim is really funny. Like that's just satire [04:32 PM] Wack'd: Yeah, fair

Fri Feb 11 2022 [04:33 PM] Wack'd: sixteen issues of englehart left. [04:33 PM] Wack'd: we open with. morbius the living vampire's origin story???? [04:33 PM] Umbramatic: hi morbius [04:34 PM] Wack'd: oh no, not an origin story. [04:34 PM] Wack'd: just. recapping his recent exploits. [04:34 PM] Wack'd: he's also lost underground apparently [04:34 PM] Bocaj: Very busy underground scene [04:35 PM] Wack'd: so apparently this was all in morbius' diary [04:35 PM] Wack'd: which mister pandemonium read [04:35 PM] Wack'd: and then he starts recapping his own underground adventures [04:37 PM] Wack'd: ten page in. the fantastic four are here. finally [04:38 PM] Wack'd: mister pandemonium holds crystal hostage [04:38 PM] Wack'd: because of course [04:38 PM] Wack'd: this is just gonna keep happening to crystal i guess [04:39 PM] Umbramatic: fuck [04:39 PM] Wack'd: anyway it's determined this was all a big misunderstanding [04:40 PM] Wack'd: as enumerated in the long, long recap, mister pandemonium is stuck here, and so are the four [04:40 PM] Wack'd: they need to find a way back to earth [04:42 PM] Wack'd: AUGH. MORE CHARACTERS FROM OTHER BOOKS [04:42 PM] Wack'd: a couple of astronauts crash down and they're from comet man and ben knows them [04:43 PM] Wack'd: and one of them has superpowers and he teleports everyone but they're in a snowy wasteland now [04:43 PM] Wack'd: cliffhanger.

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

Me: Bhai isme to bas 24th Oct tak ke episodes dikha rhe hai

Brother: To aaj kya hai?

Me: *checks phone* 24th October....

[aayushiagrawal]

They have fake Relation only for the sake of society they never accept each other as they are. One think that is completely missing from my parents relation is respect. They don't respect each other at all. Even they didn't give a damn if my 21 year old brother insult or abuse them in front of whole family. I don't why for them there is no value for self respect and self pride. Now I got the answer of my questions that 'why they don't respect me?'. Obviously, they don't know the meaning of it. And that is my only requirement for any relation. Aapki zindagi andar se khali nahi hona chahiye. You are always upto something. Aapka kio aisa passion ya hobby hona chahiye jo aapko kabhi khali na rehne de. There were time when the only thing required to be done by your people is to be beleive in you. My Uncle, He is 66 now. Maybe one day I will lost him in this world but he and his inspiration words are there with me for whole life which guide me to the right path and say give it a try again. Sayad ek din mai unhone yaha kho do par vo hamesha mere sath rahenge. Apke pass jo talent h jo bhagwan ne aapko diya h vo aapki zimdarai h usko banane aur pechan mai Lana.

Bas yeh ek kaam dimag lagakar maths padhkar nahi karna h yrr. Bahut ambitious hu par isme thoda piche ho bhi gayi toh kio baat nahi. Jindagi bahut aage chali jaogi. Vo uss boring loop mai chale jate h na interest aur sab katam. Ek aam ladki jo apne sapne pure karne ke liye mehnat karti h.

[ramayantika]

Well ITER mein integrated biotech toh hone ka acha chance hai ab iiser ya niser ho jaye bas and even bits toh isme se ek choose krke bhag jaun

[adaptiveus]

Business Analyst Training in Lithuania: Enhancing Professional Skills and Career Prospects

Introduction:

In today’s rapidly evolving business landscape, the demand for skilled business analysts in Lithuania is on the rise. As organizations seek to optimize their processes and make data-driven decisions, the role of business analysts has become increasingly crucial. This article explores the diverse landscape of business analyst training options available in Lithuania, covering everything from local universities to international certification programs. Whether you’re a seasoned professional looking to upskill or a newcomer to the field, this comprehensive guide will help you navigate the world of business analysis training in Lithuania.

Key Takeaways:

Business analyst skills are highly sought after in the Lithuanian job market

A variety of training options are available, including university programs and international certifications

IIBA and PMI-PBA certifications are recognized globally and can enhance career prospects

Both online and in-person training formats offer unique advantages

Choosing the right training program depends on individual career goals and circumstances

Table of Contents:

Introduction to Business Analyst Training in Lithuania

Top Business Analyst Training Providers in Lithuania

Types of Business Analysis Courses Available

Certification Options for Business Analysts in Lithuania

Online vs. In-person Training Options

Choosing the Right Business Analyst Training

Career Prospects after Completing BA Training in Lithuania

Introduction to Business Analyst Training in Lithuania

1.1 Importance of BA skills in the Lithuanian job market

The Lithuanian job market has experienced a significant surge in demand for business analysts across various industries. As companies in Lithuania strive to remain competitive in the global marketplace, the need for professionals who can bridge the gap between business needs and technological solutions has become paramount. Business analysts play a crucial role in helping organizations optimize their processes, improve efficiency, and make data-driven decisions.

1.2 Overview of available training options

To meet this growing demand, a range of business analyst training options has emerged in Lithuania. These include programs offered by local universities, international training organizations, and online platforms. From fundamental BA skills training to advanced specializations and certification preparation courses, professionals in Lithuania have access to a diverse array of learning opportunities to enhance their business analysis capabilities.

2. Top Business Analyst Training Providers in Lithuania

2.1 Local universities and institutions

Several Lithuanian universities have recognized the importance of business analysis skills and have incorporated relevant courses into their curricula. Notable institutions include:

Vilnius University: Offers business analysis modules as part of its management and information systems programs

Kaunas University of Technology: Provides courses in business process modeling and requirements gathering techniques

ISM University of Management and Economics: Includes business analysis components in its MBA and executive education programs

These local institutions provide students and professionals with a solid foundation in business analysis principles, often tailored to the specific needs of the Lithuanian market.

2.2 International training organizations with presence in Lithuania

In addition to local institutions, several international training organizations have established a presence in Lithuania, offering globally recognized business analysis courses and certifications. Some prominent providers include:

Adaptive US: A leading global provider of business analytics training, offering success-guaranteed IIBA certification preparation courses in over 90 countries, including Lithuania

IRM Training: Provides a range of business analysis courses, including agile BA workshops and requirements management training

BA Mentor: Offers comprehensive business analyst training programs, from foundational skills to advanced techniques

These international organizations bring a wealth of global expertise and best practices to the Lithuanian business analysis training landscape.

3. Types of Business Analysis Courses Available

3.1 Fundamental BA skills training

For those new to the field or looking to solidify their foundational knowledge, fundamental BA skills training courses are available. These typically cover:

Introduction to business analysis concepts and methodologies

Requirements gathering and documentation techniques

Stakeholder analysis and management

Business process modeling

3.2 Advanced topics and specializations

As the field of business analysis continues to evolve, many training providers offer courses on advanced topics and specializations, such as:

Agile business analysis

Data analytics for business analysts

Enterprise architecture

Business intelligence and data visualization

3.3 Certification preparation courses

To help professionals prepare for globally recognized certifications, many training providers offer specialized preparation courses. These typically focus on:

IIBA certifications (CBAP, CCBA, ECBA)

PMI-PBA certification

Other relevant certifications in the field of business analysis

4. Certification Options for Business Analysts in Lithuania

4.1 IIBA certifications (CBAP, CCBA, ECBA)

The International Institute of Business Analysis (IIBA) offers several certification levels that are highly regarded in the industry:

Certified Business Analysis Professional (CBAP): For experienced business analysts

Certification of Capability in Business Analysis (CCBA): For professionals with 2–3 years of BA experience

Entry Certificate in Business Analysis (ECBA): For those new to the field

These certifications are recognized globally and can significantly enhance a business analyst’s credibility and career prospects in Lithuania.

4.2 PMI-PBA certification

The Project Management Institute’s Professional in Business Analysis (PMI-PBA) certification is another valuable credential for business analysts. This certification focuses on the intersection of business analysis and project management, making it particularly relevant for professionals working in project-driven environments.

4.3 Other relevant certifications

In addition to IIBA and PMI certifications, business analysts in Lithuania may also consider other relevant certifications, such as:

IQBBA Certified Foundation Level Business Analyst

BCS International Diploma in Business Analysis

These certifications can provide additional validation of a professional’s business analysis skills and knowledge.

5. Online vs. In-person Training Options

5.1 Advantages of each format

Both online and in-person training formats offer unique advantages for business analyst training in Lithuania:

Online training:

Flexibility in scheduling and pacing

Access to international experts and resources

Often more cost-effective

Ability to learn from anywhere

In-person training:

Direct interaction with instructors and peers

Hands-on exercises and immediate feedback

Networking opportunities with local professionals

Structured learning environment

5.2 Popular online platforms offering BA courses

Several online platforms provide business analysis courses accessible to professionals in Lithuania:

Coursera: Offers business analysis courses from top universities worldwide

Udemy: Provides a wide range of BA courses, from beginner to advanced levels

LinkedIn Learning: Features business analysis courses taught by industry experts

These platforms offer flexibility and access to a global pool of knowledge for Lithuanian business analysts.

6. Choosing the Right Business Analyst Training

6.1 Factors to consider (cost, duration, reputation)

When selecting a business analyst training program in Lithuania, professionals should consider:

Cost: Compare prices and look for value for money

Duration: Consider time commitments and how they fit with work schedules

Reputation: Research the training provider’s track record and reviews from past participants

Accreditation: Check if the program is recognized by relevant professional bodies

6.2 Aligning training with career goals

It’s essential to choose a training program that aligns with individual career aspirations. Consider:

Current skill level and areas for improvement

Desired career path (e.g., specialization in data analytics or agile methodologies)

Industry-specific requirements

Long-term professional development goals

7. Career Prospects after Completing BA Training in Lithuania

7.1 Job opportunities in various industries

Business analysts are in demand across various sectors in Lithuania, including:

Information Technology

Financial Services

Manufacturing

Healthcare

E-commerce and Retail

Professionals with strong business analysis skills and relevant certifications are well-positioned to pursue opportunities in these growing industries.

7.2 Potential for career advancement and specialization

Completing business analyst training can open doors to various career advancement opportunities, such as:

Senior Business Analyst roles

Product Owner positions in Agile teams

Business Intelligence Specialist roles

Management consultancy positions

Project Management roles with a BA focus

Additionally, business analysts can specialize in areas like data analytics, process improvement, or enterprise architecture to further enhance their career prospects.

Conclusion:

Business analyst training in Lithuania offers a wealth of opportunities for professionals looking to enhance their skills and advance their careers. With a range of options available from local universities, international training providers, and online platforms, individuals can find the right program to suit their needs and aspirations. By investing in business analysis training and pursuing relevant certifications, professionals in Lithuania can position themselves for success in this dynamic and rewarding field.

Call to Action:

Ready to take your business analysis skills to the next level? Explore Adaptive US’s comprehensive Data Analytics Bootcamp, designed to equip you with the latest tools and techniques in the field. Visit https://www.adaptiveus.com/courses/data-analytics-bootcamp/ to learn more and start your journey towards becoming a data-savvy business analyst today!

FAQs:

How long does it typically take to complete a business analyst certification? The duration varies depending on the certification level and individual preparation time. ECBA certification can be achieved in a few months, while CBAP may take 6–12 months of preparation.

Are online business analysis courses as effective as in-person training? Online courses can be just as effective, especially when combined with practical exercises and peer interaction. The effectiveness often depends on the learner’s self-discipline and engagement.

What is the job market like for business analysts in Lithuania? The job market for business analysts in Lithuania is growing, with opportunities available in various industries, particularly in IT, finance, and manufacturing sectors.

How much does business analyst training typically cost in Lithuania? Costs vary widely depending on the type of training and provider. University courses may be part of degree programs, while specialized certification courses can range from a few hundred to several thousand euros.

Can I pursue business analyst training while working full-time? Yes, many training programs offer flexible schedules or part-time options to accommodate working professionals.

References:

International Institute of Business Analysis (IIBA): https://www.iiba.org/

Project Management Institute (PMI): https://www.pmi.org/

Vilnius University: https://www.vu.lt/en/

Kaunas University of Technology: https://en.ktu.edu/

For more information on business analysis, visit:

Business Analyst Wiki

Business Analysts Guru

Business Analysts Online

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LoRa1121 Module Newly Released: Enables Multi-Band Compatibility and Satellite Communication Functionality

The LoRa1121 module utilizes SEMTECH's LR1121 chip, an ultra-low-power, long-range transceiver that supports both global ISM band and 2.4GHz communication. The LoRa1121 supports LoRa and (G)FSK modulation in the sub-GHz and 2.4GHz bands, as well as Sigfox® modulation in the sub-GHz band, and long-range frequency hopping spread spectrum (LR-FHSS) in the sub-GHz, 1.9-2.1GHz, and 2.4GHz ISM bands. The LR1121 complies with the physical layer requirements of the LoRaWAN® specifications released by the LoRa Alliance®, while remaining highly configurable to meet the needs of various applications and proprietary protocols.

Utilizes the SEMTECH LR1121 Chip, Compatible with Multiple Devices

LoRa1121 uses the SEMTECH LR1121 chip, which is fully compatible with the SX1261, SX1262, and SX1268 devices and complies with the LoRaWAN standard specification defined by the LoRa Alliance. It also features lower power consumption and broader frequency band support, offering greater flexibility and a wider range of applications.

Wide Frequency Band Coverage

UHF Band: Supports 433/470/868/915MHz 2.4GHz Band: Covers 2400–2500MHz S Band: Covers 1900MHz–2200MHz

Sub-GHz (150-960MHz) This frequency band covers the range from 150MHz to 960MHz and falls under the low-frequency category (i.e., Sub-GHz). The Sub-GHz band offers longer transmission distances and stronger penetration capabilities, making it particularly suitable for use in environments that require wide area coverage or have many obstacles.

S-Band (1.9GHz-2.2GHz) The S-Band frequency range (1.9GHz-2.2GHz) lies between the UHF and microwave bands, offering good transmission distance and penetration capabilities. It also supports satellite communication, as this band includes the frequency range required for satellite communication (1900MHz-2200MHz), ensuring efficient and stable signal transmission in remote and extreme environments.

2.4GHz The 2.4GHz band is a globally recognized ISM band that can provide high data transfer rates, making it suitable for short-range, high-data-rate wireless communication applications.

Multiple Modulation Methods, Cross-Band Compatibility Advantage

LoRa Modulation Applicable Bands: Sub-GHz, S-Band, 2.4GHzLoRa modulation supports efficient data transmission within the Sub-GHz, S-Band, and 2.4GHz bands. The LoRa modulation technology offers long communication distances and good penetration capabilities, with its strong anti-interference ability and low power consumption making it exceptionally well-suited for long-distance, low-data-rate communication.

GFSK Modulation Applicable Bands: Sub-GHz, 2.4GHz The GFSK modulation mode is a classic modulation method widely used in wireless communication. It provides reliable data transmission within the Sub-GHz and 2.4GHz bands, making it suitable for medium to short-distance communication applications.

Sigfox Applicable Bands: Sub-GHz Sigfox is a wireless communication protocol specifically designed for low power consumption, operating in the Sub-GHz band. It is particularly well-suited for applications requiring low data transmission rates and long-distance communication. The global coverage of the Sigfox network and its low power characteristics give it a significant advantage in large-scale deployments.

LR-FHSS (Long Range Frequency Hopping Spread Spectrum) Applicable Bands: Sub-GHz, S-Band, 2.4GHzLR-FHSS technology significantly enhances the anti-interference capability and transmission range of communication systems by hopping between multiple frequencies. Especially within the Sub-GHz, S-Band, and 2.4GHz bands, LR-FHSS can greatly improve the stability and range of data transmission.

It should be noted that in the LR1121, the implementation of LR-FHSS only supports the transmission function.

The frequency synthesizer of the LoRa1121 is shared between the Sub-GHz and high-frequency bands, allowing transmission bands to be switched through software. This design simplifies the hardware structure, enhances integration and cost-effectiveness, while providing flexible frequency band switching capabilities to meet various communication needs.

 Excellent Reception Sensitivity, Long-Distance Transmission

S band sensitivity : up to -132 dBm@ BW=125 KHz, SF=12

2.4GHz reception sensitivity ：up to-129dBm @ BW=406 KHz, SF=7

 Sub-GHz reception sensitivity：up to -144dBm @ BW=62.5 KHz, SF=12

Transmission distance ：>5000 meters at sub-GHz in open area

Compatible with Multiple Communication Standards

The LoRa1121 module supports both LoRaWAN and Sigfox protocols, combining the advantages of long-range and low power consumption. LoRaWAN offers extensive network coverage and high security, while Sigfox is ideal for globally covered, ultra-low-power devices. This enables the LoRa1121 module to flexibly adapt to various communication needs.

The LR1121 supports storing the NwkKey and AppKey as defined in the LoRaWAN standard, providing a secure and reliable encryption method to protect network communication and application data.

Security

The hardware supports AES-128 encryption and decryption algorithms, ensuring the security of data transmission。

High Sensitivity and Low Power Consumption The LoRa1121 module features extremely low power consumption, with a sleep current of less than 1µA and a receive current of less than 7mA, ensuring efficient power management during long-term operation. It also integrates electrostatic protection devices, enhancing the durability and reliability of the equipment. In low-power mode, the LoRa1121 module can wake up the microcontroller at set intervals, allowing the module to activate the microcontroller for data collection or communication tasks within a specified time, maintaining low power consumption while ensuring timely data processing and transmission.

NiceRF's newly released LoRa1121 module, with its powerful features and hardware support, meets the demands of modern wireless communication systems for efficient, reliable, and flexible solutions. It consistently delivers stable and outstanding performance in applications such as remote monitoring, smart cities, and IoT devices.

The LoRa1121 consistently delivers stable and outstanding performance. Notably, the module's S-Band satellite communication functionality stands out in the market, becoming a key highlight of this product. Its unique core advantages offer users new possibilities.