#bastard the horse

[kenobihater]

pov: you are the witcher aiden. you kinda wanna shoot your shot with this wolf witcher, but you think his horse bastard is plotting to kill you

[parchmentknight]

horse girl is a state of mind

at first i was like "who tf this scraggly weak bamboo whiny ass loser" but now??. thats my son (untied him from the tree and watched him walk around camp like 😲😲😲) (holy shiet hes walking around)

also why is arthur so mean to kieran shouldnt you two be talking about horse care and making neighing sounds or something

[edorazzi]

Page 22 of my Miraculous Mentor AU comic A Matter of Trust! In which Felix tries to put his villain face on, but it's pretty ineffective when he's so possessive of that wonky mug Adrien made him after Kuro Neko... 🙄☕

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[hopeisour4letteredword]

go easy on him flynn hes a little concussed

[eachuisge-cc]

CAS screenshots under the cut!

I found the solid-only vanilla swatches to be incredibly limiting, so I made some more colorful ones. The set includes four mane patterns (three pinto + one leopard appaloosa), two tail patterns, and one forelock pattern, in six colors each. I will probably add more colors/patterns in the future, but I'm planning a default replacement for some of the vanilla colors and want to do that first.

All the manes have custom swatches for easy identification, and the leopard appaloosa should work with mane/tail/forelock matching.

Huge thanks to @objuct for letting me use his black tail wrap textures for those swatches, because the vanilla ones are pretty awful.

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[medu-nefer]

Remember when we made fun of him for not knowing how to ride a horse? 😅😅

[loverboybrightsideghost]

eugene fitzherbert. the man that you are for, on multiple occasions, trying to physically fight a horse. i love him your honor.

[georgewashingtonuwu]

[pratchettquotes]

The mare looked at her partly with its eyes, which were small and evil, but mostly with its yellowing teeth, of which it had an enormous amount. She had the impression that it was thinking about sniggering.

"I'll hold him for you while you mount, sir," she said.

"Thank you. He certainly moves about a bit when I try!"

"I expect he does, sir," said Polly. She knew about difficult horses; this one had all the hallmarks of a right bastard, one of those not cowed at all by the obvious superiority of the human race.

Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

[miodiodavinci]

the latest in a long line of D&D characters ! ! ! please meet outis, my archaic warforged paladin ! ! ! they were originally built to find patterns in chaos and help guide travelers through hazardous places where rules are few and far between, though a recent expedition gone awry seems to have put an end to its career

even still, they're still on a journey to some place far, far away, though no one seems to know where—least of all outis w

doodle of how we usually end up drawing them in the ms paint session notes below the cut w

[nanawaffles]

Adar: *speaks quenya. Calls Galadriel Altariel*

[kenobihater]

i'm actually coming up with background for my ohcs (original horse characters) and having a blast. bastard was a young gelded work horse lambert encountered that had an abusive owner who lambert tied to a tree with bastard's tack. bastard promptly bit him and earned his name, but they eventually came to an understanding and bastard tolerated him so long as he gave him carrots and flowers and the occasional sugar cube or oatcake. he's a bigass 18 hand percheron with a docked white tail and a faintly dappled dark gray coat. after a few months of good treatment, bastard warmed up to lambert and lambert grew to love him and talks to him often (but he SWEARS he isn't like geralt and roach, and he's partially right bc most of the time he's shit talking someone or something rather than praising his horse). bastard is skittish around most other people and still a bit testy with lambert at times, but he's steadfast and fearless and will trample nekkers to death without batting an eye. also one time he kicked a bandit trying to rob him from lambert and killed him instantly, earning himself plenty of sugar cubes that night. he prefers the company of other horses to people and is friendly with aiden's mare sor'ca. he took a year or two to warm up to aiden, but will allow him to lead or ride him, though he still prefers lambert and is the definition of a one-person horse

[philtstone]

more ponniyin selvan + text posts for @foolgobi65

[itsflorasdiary]

hes just a wee lad. whats he got on god, and speaking the powerful ones tongue.

[gregoftom]

i’m soooooooooooo normal about 4x01 btw

[lovetgr76]

"I think Catherine still though manages to find the dark shadow places where she can throw a barbed comment in his direction, or do something that he didn't expect, or stand up to him in a way that I don't think he quite worked out would happen."