#batfails

[salmonight]

Ra's vs. The Evil Overlord List

or AKA Ra's finding the Evil Overlord List and making use of it to become a better and more devious overlord

So in my random rant my mind came up with idea and latched onto it's absolute high comedy potential so lemme just stash out all the wonderful wonderful scenarios my mind managed to come up with for Ra's to drive the bats mad

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation. : The bats break into Ra 's throne room ready for a full fight, weapons ready, stances turned so they’re blocking each other's blind spots only... for Ra's to seem disgruntled instead of smug or outraged. They are only made aware of another presence when Ra's turns to the...playpen!?? next to his throne to address the toddler happily playing there by themselves "Tell me little one, were my plans and codes this terrible?" and they watch on with horrified fascination as the toddler goes on and points out the most ridiculous and childish points to be faulted with his plans that the bats made good use of to get here and to their stunned surprise Ra's doesn't go into a rage because his plans got ridiculed by a literal toddler but has a disgruntled but all the same pleased look on his face as if stunned his idea actually worked and addresses the child once again "Well done my little advisor, this great work calls for a reward of ice cream after dinner" as the toddler cheers joyfully swinging the toy held in their hands happily in the air, all the bats simultaneously check themselves for drugs finding no such a luck

142. If I have children and subsequently grandchildren, I will keep my three-year-old granddaughter near me at all times. When the hero enters to kill me, I will ask him to first explain to her why it is necessary to kill her beloved grandpa. When the hero launches  into an explanation of morality way over her head, that will be her cue to pull the lever and send him into the pit of crocodiles. After all, small children like crocodiles almost as much as Evil  Overlords and it's important to spend quality time with the grandkids: Bruce in his full Batman regalia breaks down Ra's bedroom door only to find him holding... a toddler once again. Only this time the toddler seems to resemble both of them a bit too much for it to be a coincidence. Bruce is even more stunned when Ra's looks at him, face not giving anything away all the while his eyes gleam mischievously. Before Bruce could prepare himself for anything Ra's would throw his way Ra's opens his mouth "Well not like it is an unpleasant turn of events but what do I owe the pleasure of the great detective coming to visit me in person?" Bruce manages to snap back into the situation and growls out with a low threatening voice "Don't play coy with me Ra's. You know well enough what you did. Now you can come with me peacefully or we can do this the hard way" he says while preparing for the imminent showdown not expecting the following words coming out of his opponent’s mouth "Well great detective while don't you explain to my darling grandson why you would want to hurt his poor poor fragile grandfather" the shock of the words make his eyes snap to the small child held loosely in the immortal's arms looking at him with their big green eyes. Body locked, mind frozen he tries to bluster up an answer for the tiny innocent child's sake only for them to pull a string Bruce never paid mind to. The floor opens under them, and they fall, not having time to jump out of the way, only barely stopping themselves from landing in the water full of...crocodiles!? with a batarang stabbed into the stone walls. And still in the room little Damian let out an utterly happy and mildly feral but all the while blinding smile seeing his scheme work. He bounced in Ra's lap happily while he looked down indulgently. After all, this was his grandson's first successful scheme against his father. This is in order of a celebration. Maybe he could get his grandson some more crocodiles; he seemed to adore them immensely with their deadly beauty and fierce disposition, Ra’s mused as he walked off with his grandson buzzing in excitement held in his arms not sparing a thought for the man stuck in the hole, in the middle of his room, with a bunch of hungry predators.

158. I will exchange the labels on my folder of top-secret plans and my folder of family recipes. Imagine the hero's surprise when he decodes the stolen plans and finds instructions for Grandma's Potato Salad: Tim steals a file labeled as one of Ra’s super-bad-if-it-actually-goes-trough plans only.. For it to be a copy of a hand written recipe of kabsa instead of the supposed plans of action. It’s a copy of Ra’s grandma’s  great recipe book. He watches in great enjoyment through the cameras as the realization sets in, saving the glorious moment with a well timed screenshot of the feed to be safely tucked away into his folder of epic bat fails.

[noodletime]

wwghggh hi its yours truly, the batfail™ i would just like to ask one thing about Evelyn (the aunt waow) if you don't mind,, how tall is she, exactly? I wanna draw something but I don't wanna make her height inaccurate 😓

idm at all! at shortest, shes roughly 13 foot tall!! ^^

[sillywhumpcreature]

Pathetic batfail guy

Reblog this with up to two F/Os and I'll assign them a stuffed animal (will mostly be random, I'll do my best to choose something inspired by their design).

Feel free to reblog again with different F/O(s) once I finish your previous reblog ^^

No proship please

[igorderbucklige]

#onlyingotham part 15

I had the Feeling that the batfamily swung by my place more than usual recently. Yesterday I finally foud out why. They think I give the funniest reactions and they make videos and gifs from me and other citizens reactions to share them in the batchat and outdo eachother. Nightwing showed me a gif of myself turning into a meercat pose when startled and one where I drop my cup and try catching it spilling everything. #onlyingotham #fuckyoutoobatfam #okaynightwingshowedmesomebatfailsascompensation#youmaybeforgiven

I work at the Observatory in Gotham and the telescope had to be disassembled due to and exchange of the lenses. We found a decvice inside that clearly didn't belong there in the beginning and wanted to Take it out but my coworker saw the batsymbol on it and said don't. We kept it there, bats most likely has a good reason...#onlyingotham #gothamobservatory #maybetospyonthelanterns?#nevertouchbatstuff

[blcebirb]

@arciereviola​

Ten oreos into a sleeve, harper decides to leave her room for the first time, not to socialize but to get milk. popping another cookie into her mouth, she turns the corner to the kitchen. she pauses in the doorway almost choking at the sight of helena. “hey.....” she reaches up and wipes at her mouth, trying her best to lean against the counter cooly and failing miserably, “helena... when’d you get here??”

[smidgefidge-blog]

Arcade Expo & TeePublic Sale

Good morning everyone! Happy Hump Day. We're halfway through the week, and that means only about one week left until the Louisville Arcade Expo. I've got my first order of buttons in that I'm pretty excited about. I'm hoping I can get some more in today once I get the designs done, as well as another order of 5x7 postcards of other designs I'm working on today (Link, FNAF, Steven Universe, Undertale, and a little beer hop symbol requested by a WoW guildie)...possibly stickers if they can get here in time. Here's the current inventory:

Buttons: Mario Peach Luigi Kirby Samus

Prints: Tilt's Rusty Heart (11x17) I'm a real cop (8x10) Batfail (8x10) Puddin' (8x10) You Got This (5x7) Puff (5x7)

I'll be making pre-made badges, wooden Pokemon Go eggs, and fairy bottles next week, and I'll be taking custom badge commissions at the expo. Anything commission-wise I'm hoping to get worked on this weekend in-between everything else. The expo is my first priority.

The links above under Prints are to my TeePublic. There is a sale going on for the next couple of days. So be sure to take advantage of that if anything there strikes your fancy.

[lesser-mook]

Batfail 12

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Batfail 10 | "gravity"

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BATFAIL 3 (reupload) | "My Turn"

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BATFAIL 9 | "BEWARE of Killer Clown"

🎈

[blcebirb]

@oficeman​

“You’re like real life Elsa, right??” she’s not trying to make fun of him, genuinely curious of the others powers, “minus the whole queen thing. unless you want to be a queen, that’s fine too.” harper laughs at her ridiculousness, “it’s too bad people are being so shitty because i bet you make a killer ice cream.”

[blcebirb]

@scrcpper142​

“So like, how did the Valkyrie work, exactly??” harper can’t help but ask, curiosity getting the best of her as she’s sat across from the other. “were you guys like a badass girl gang that fought shitty people?? because that’s how i imagine it, and that honestly sounds like a dream."

[blcebirb]

@fkabatgirl​ liked this for a starter !

“You didn’t just see that,” harper mumbles, pulling herself up from where she had just wiped out down at least half of the set of stairs. she’s trying not to laugh at herself, as she reaches into her back pocket to make sure that the weapon in it was still in tact. “i’m serious babs, i’ll probably pay you to not tell anyone,” she was a little too excited to show the other girl what she’d managed to create in her free time and it lead to almost destroying it. “anyways, are you ready for the grand reveal??”

[blcebirb]

@realwhenitsuseful​ liked this for a starter !

The training room was louder than usual, Harper testing out a gun she’d tried to sup-up with her little knowledge of 70′s technology. she takes a break from firing when she hears someone enter the room, and is almost immediately nervous when she notices it’s bruce. “hey da-bruce,” she smiles quickly, trying to cover up her mistake. she waves with the gun in her hand before quickly realizing how dangerous that could be and slowly slides her hand back down to her side. get it together. “what brings you down here??”

[blcebirb]

@tjwagncr

“Sorry, was i staring?? i definitely was, i don’t know why i asked that. it’s just... you’re like really pretty. ugh, gross that sounded all condescending and regina george like. i’m incapable of giving a compliment, apparently. i’m sorry, let’s start this over. i’m sorry for staring at you, you’re just mega pretty.”