#bc while he has permission to flirt around or whatever he wants everyone to know about his epic husband

[heartbeetz]

Ok I took a second and I'm normal about that ask now. That's so real. He would. Not all the time, but sometimes. Especially at work so it wouldn't get lost or damaged.

And also for sentimental reasons. That too.

[clearsky]

My Top Comfort Characters/Kins and My Main HCs For Them

(Note, not all my kins/comfort characters are on here, just the ones I have more than 5 hcs for)

CW: Korekiyo Shinguji (DRV3), Himiko Yumeno (DRV3), Shinsou Hitoshi (BNHA), Kyoko Kirigiri (THH), Tsuyu Asui (BNHA), Entrapta (Spop), Ibuki Mioda (SDR2), Celestia Ludenberg (THH), Funtime Foxy (FNAF), Peril (WOF)

Korekiyo Shinguji (DRV3)

Nonbinary

He/They pronouns

Autistic

Chains and loose accessories are for stimming

Likes the feeling of silk and cotton

Can't stand the feeling of anything rough or bumpy

He likes collecting small trinkets and the bones of small mammals

Can't stand anything salty. He'll eat it but he certainly won't enjoy it

Dating Rantaro

Can flirt, but only if he doesn't try

Petnames are a hell yea

Gets sunburnt really easily

Group dates with Celesnaegiri and Ikuzono

Can't cook for s h i t

Had a scene kid phase in middle school

Went to the same middle school as Celeste and Maki

Knew them when Celeste went through her "I'm not like other girls" phase and Maki was a Band Kid™

Himiko Yumeno (DRV3)

Female

She/Her pronouns

Lesbian

Can force herself to fall asleep within seconds regardless of where she is

100% forces herself to fall asleep when she doesn't wanna listen/talk to someone

Himiko/Angie/Tenko relationship. I'm calling them the Traffic Light Trio

She likes taking naps in the forest

She prefers enclosed/tight spaces more than open ones

Has several hundred stress balls and squishies laying around

She overheats easy

Shinsou Hitoshi (BNHA)

Questioning his gender, but goes by any pronouns

Knows he's Asexual, at least

Has no clue what his romantic orientation is though

The kind of person to carry treats in his pocket just in case he runs into a cat

Will stop to pet literally every cat he comes across

Great at reading people

Doesn't talk unless it's 100% needed

Hangs with Tokoyami, Jirou, and Denki most often

Aizawa has 100% unofficially adopted him

Fosters kittens

Not a big fan of physical touch

He is 100% in the bakusquad. Anyone who says he's in the Dekusquad is a c o w a r d

He and Tsuyu vibe

Knows a bunch of random facts

Dark humour? Dark humour

*skates backwards into his therapist's room slowly sipping from an absurdly huge cup of coffee* Candice you're not gonna BELIEVE the shit I just went through

In case I forgot to mention it, he skates

Kyoko Kirigiri (THH)

Mtf

She/Her

Bi with female preference

Burns go up to her shoulders/collarbone/chest

Prefers to just listen as opposed to saying anything

Knows a ton of random trivia about everyone else in her class

She keeps a notebook she fills with all the trivia

Doesn't celebrate her birthday. She just doesn't see the point of it

Doesn't hate sugar/sweets, but if given the choice she would choose literally everything else

Cuts her own hair

A cat person

Permanent dark circles

T-Tall 😳

Like,,, 6'1 at LEAST

Only person taller than her is Yasuhiro (6'3)

Canon no longer exist

Ahahaha healthy life habits? What are those?

Can't handle horror games

She's the kind of person you'd go to if you needed to rant but didn't want any advice

Polyamourous yo

Celeste/Kyoko/Makoto

She's a dom yall are just scared to admit it

Tsuyu Asui (BNHA)

They go by They/Them

Lesbian

They and Ochaco are dating

They like to hang with Shinsou

Which mainly just means the two sitting in one of their dorms in near total silence doing whatever

Can speak English and French as well as Japanese

Learned English from cartoons

Picked up French bc they thought it'd be fun

Prefers to stay neutral in the whole Bakusquad / Dekusquad thing

They're invited to all outings/events by/for both squads

They like puns

They're a dumbass but willingly, and for fun

Like "someone says they like dark humour and they'll turn off the lights before telling a joke" kind dumbass for fun

Great at poker

Likes Disney Movies

Very touchy once you get close enough

Not in a sexual way, just likes physical contact

Especially fond of piggyback rides and cuddles

Extreme fear of needles

Entrapta (She-Ra)

She/Her or It/Its

Doesn't bother trying to figure out whether she's cis, trans, nonbinary, or what

Was AMAB though

Short as fuck (4'7)

Strong as fuck though

Cuddle game strong

Physical touch is a fuck yes

Cuddles

Piggyback rides

Hugs

Anything where she's touching someone is wonderful in her book

As long as she's the one that initiates it

Anyone else touching her without her permission makes her freak

Prefers being high up

Makes it harder for anyone to sneak up on her

An ace at video games

When it comes to sexuality she just says she's Questioning

Ibuki Mioda (SDR2)

Any pronouns + Pup/Pupself + It/Its

No idea what their gender is otherwise

Biromantic Asexual

Just likes sexual jokes

Gets distracted easily

Has severe hearing problems

She's plays her instruments as loud as possible, with the amp right next to her, without ANY ear protection

It's caused some damage

She talks so loud bc she has no idea how loud is considered acceptable

Wears hearings aids most of the time

Several piercings and tattoos

Likes hearing things jingle

She has a bracelet with a few bells hanging from it

She'll shake it whenever she's bored

LOVES hair accessories

Ribbons are a particular favourite

Occasionally she'll hang little charms from her hair "horns"

The kind of person who never takes any pills/medicine bc she keeps forgetting she has to

Frequently uses emojis

Skates everywhere but she isn't very good at it

She keeps crashing into everything

Has broken every bone in her body at least 3 times

Most of which was bc she keeps trying to kick in doors and skating down the stairs

Celestia Ludenberg (THH)

Nonbinary

Any pronouns, mainly goes by She/They

Bi, 70:30

Collects mini hand sanitizers and can tabs

Has single handedly gotten Mario Kart, Mario Party, Monopoly, Uno, and Clue banned a grand total of 17 times (and counting)

The kind of person to purposefully target someone regardless of what game was being played

Favourite victim is Byakuya (bc he gets so upset about it and she finds that hilarious)

Mains Waluigi

Celeste/Kyoko/Makoto

Has several banned Twitter accounts bc whenever she's bored she'll start discourse on purpose

Hangs with Korekiyo, Ibuki, Byakuya, Yasuhiro, and Leon most often

It's a weird friend group but everyone's sorta gotten used to it

She and Byakuya gamble together occasionally

She tries to avoid it bc he'll willingly blow his entire fortune in an attempt to beat her

Autustic

Can't stand the feeling of water

Mainly bc she can't swim for shit

Horror movies? Hates them

Gets flustered super easily

Taka is her twin brother

Kotoko, Kokichi, and Gundham are their half siblings (Same father)

Peko and Toko are their cousins

She sucks ass at go fish

Fuck canon she's 4'11 now

C h u b b y

Freckles

Once she gets comfortable enough with herself she dyes her hair in the peekaboo style

Either black and red or black and blonde

Haven't decided yet

I'll be doing Celesnaegiri hcs as a seperate post but I just feel it's important for you to know that she expresses her affection verbally and is a very touchy person

Went to middle school with Maki and Korekiyo

Has horrible eyesight

She wears contacts most of the time but she always puts off buying more

After the 5th or so time she ended up blindly stumbling around a week after her contacts ran out Kyoko convinced her to buy glasses as well

Religious accessories yo

Like chokers and dangly earrings with crosses and pentagrams and shit

Likes wearing wacky earrings

Can run and do all sorts of tricks in heels

She and Mukuro are exes yo

Keeps her hair short so it's easier to manage

Hair never gets longer than her shoulders if she can help it

She seems like the kind of person who'd keep her bangs grown past her eyes regardless of how frustrating or inconvenient it is

She's a sub yall just don't wanna admit it

Funtime Foxy (FNAF)

I'm going on the record to say this

Funtime Foxy is genderfluid and that is that

Goes by Funtime

Any pronouns, They/Them most commonly

Plays music (keyboard and guitar mainly)

They and Funtime Freddy (Freds) mainly play with the kids

Freds mainly tells stories with Bonbon while Funtime more so plays one-on-one

Has nicknames for everyone

Circus Baby - Ringleader

Ballora - Bells

Funtime Freddy - Partner

Bon Bon - Bun

Peril (WOF)

I like both Nonbinary She/They Peril and Mtf She/Her Peril

They're both such good concepts

She's a lesbian, Harold

She only had a crush on Clay bc he was pretty much everything she was supposed to like in a guy

Gimme a moment while I force all my mental disorders onto this poor child

Autistic, Anxiety (Social anxiety, mainly, but she has most types), Adhd, PTSD

I'd like to reiterate yet again that She's a lesbian

Sunny and Glory were her gay awakening

Peril in Book 1: Damn, Sunny and Glory sure are pretty. Anyone would be lucky to date them. Clay would probably go for them over me. He would be stupid if he didn't. I myself would willingly date them over someone like me. They're just so pretty :(

Peril waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of arc 2: WAIT-

Rarepair alert but Peril/Sora

Peril meeting Sora: "Hmmm She's attractive. I would love to date her. Too bad I'm straight and in love with her brother lmao :P"

Peril, a mere month later, waiting for Ruby to leave Jade Mountain, pacing in her cave, running face first into a wall: WAIT-

I remember reading this one amazing story where Sora taught Peril to read/write and Peril found out she set off the bomb and comforted her/convinced her her run so that's canon now

Btw if anyone can remember what that story was called/what platform it was on and could tell me I'd appreciate it very much

I'd even be willing to draw a character of your's or make you an icon or something

I usually don't accept requests bc I get burnt out easy but this is a special case

She runs into Sora again sometime between the beginning of TOP and the end

I like to imagine she just goes wandering around

Anyway she confesses like a mere few minutes after running into her again bc Peril is just subtle like that

The actual confession takes 15 minutes and the entire time Sora is just sitting here like "👁👄👁 sure"

Bam Peril/Sora

Peril plans to keep it a secret for a little while longer but she spends 3 seconds around Clay and pretty much blurts it out

Clay, who wasn't even aware that Peril was a lesbian, is just "👁👄👁"

I wanna say Clay doesn't know what a lesbian is but in my canon Sunny is a lesbian so Starflight has already told him

Anyway he's super supportive

From that point Peril is sorta open about her sexuality?

Like, she gives Clay permission to tell the rest of the D.O.D bc she isn't about to risk being in front of them when they hear the news

(When Sunny starts actively seeking her out as a hang out buddy and Tsunami, Glory, and Starflight appear to tolerate her presence just a bit more afterwards she pretends she isn't confused by the change)

She's pink, white, and blue bc I said so

If you look at a certain angle in the right lighting her eyes, mouth, fire, and under her scales all look purple

But her fire is normally white and blue bc I said so

Also she pale as fuck bc in my canon their fire just sorta burns their colour away

You know how you leave something outside for too long and it gets sunbleached? Where it gets all washed out?

Like that but more extreme

By the age of 10-12 firescale dragons are just white with pale eyes

That's right not even the eyes are safe

Ram horns :P

I'm also fond of Peril/Sunny

Or maybe Peril/Sora/Sunny

But Peril/Sora is the main thing

On the topic of that bringing in my hc that if one sib in a sib group is fire resistant all of them are

She,,, She can change her scale colour

But only slightly and only if her emotions are strong enough

Bc I don't give a fuck about Darkstalker's scroll we were robbed of hybrid Peril

Unfortunately all of Peril's emotions are strong

Rainwing ruff along her head and neck

It's like a hood

It's mainly smoothed to her sides but when she's startled it flares out

RAINWING PUPILS

Y'all will know what those look like as soon as I get off my ass :P

She,,, She can mimic bird cries

Hates the summer

She has more than enough body heat already and the outside is just hot enough to add on and make her feel sick

She can somewhat control her heat but most of the time it's based on her emotions

It can go from standing-in-the-middle-of-a-burning-building-cant-see-your-nose-smoke-is-so-thick heat (Strong emotion) to Hey-thats-a-nice-cozy-campfire heat (Calm/"weak" emotion/Sleeping)

I'm just gonna make a different post with all my Peril hcs cuz there isnt enough room for all of them here

[imaginesforthosewhoseekthem]

Just imagine a normally nice MC that is pissed off. Everyone will be kinda concerned and confused bc this docile, sweet human is threatening to behead them. This something I cannot get out of my head. It’s ok if you don’t do it, but thanks for taking the time to read this :)

((I might just be on a Danganronpa binge, but I picture MC snapping like this (Spoilers for Danganronpa if you’ve never seen or played it and intend on doing so. I’ll put a gif under it if it helps prove the point better) ))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gt_qF8SbZ_I

                         I’m gonna TRY to take this seriously, I swear XD. Only doing this with the 7 bros atm, but lemme know if you guys want the undateables in the future.

SPOILERS FOR LESSONS 1-20, MOSTLY CUSA BELPHIE’S PART. I really hope this is okay, it took me a WHILE to write. There’s probably some grammar mistakes here and there, but I will fix them overtime))

Lucifer:

Lucifer was kinda putting pressure on you with chores and tasks, barely giving you time to rest. Eventually, it just kinda made you snap at him.

“CAN’T YOU DO THIS CRAP YOURSELF?! YOU MANAGE THESE 6 IDIOTS ALL THE TIME AND YOU CAN’T DO SOMETHING LIKE A SIMPLE CHORE OR TASK?!” you snapped at him.

Welp...it was nice knowing you. Depending on the types of relationship you have with Lucifer, his punishments are either personal...or “Private” if you get my drift.

WE KNOW YOU’RE A FREAKY BITCH, LUCI!

Either way, you DEFINITELY feel like you are dead meat once you realize it was LUCIFER you snapped at. 

If the others are in the room with you, Mammon will run, Levi will livestream it, Satan and Belphegor will either be there to laugh at you or encourage you to say worse, Beel will get a snack to watch and Asmo...well he’ll probably tell Luci to try not leave a mark on your body because that’s “his job”. Basically no one is helpful here.

Unless you’re not afraid of Luci or just stupid in which case, you keep runnin your damn mouth at him over stuff that will TOTALLY hurt his Pride. If you get one of his brothers to laugh, even SNICKER at him, you are in WORSE trouble.

Bonus points added to you getting screwed over by him if Diavolo was anywhere CLOSE to hear that,

Your ass is getting dragged to his room or office and getting a talking to or a “talking to” for SEVERAL hours straight.

Luci doesn’t take shit, He i the Avatar of Pride and will not let some human taint it.

Not gonna lie though...you DID catch him off guard and he did kinda ease up on the work because even though he’s way stronger than you, he does NOT wanna see you like that ever again

 Mammon:

Oh, he did it again. He got both of you in trouble. You snapped cus this was the third time in a row that week. Mammon’s making his stupid excuses and it just..unloaded onto him.

“WELL MAYBE IF YOU WEREN’T SUCH A SCUMBAG, WE WOULDN'T GET INTO SO MUCH TROUBLE!” you barked at him.

He. Was. Stunned. 

If you’re Lucifer levels of angry, he might even be a little scared of you. 

For a moment to defend himself, he may switch to how he was when you two first met.

“O-Oh yeah?! Who are you, a weak, feeble HUMAN to tell the Great Mammon what he is and isn’t?! I could crush ya right now if I wanted to!”

He’s bluffing so much even humans that WEREN’T there could see it.

“Oh, you know what? YA KNOW WHAT?! That is it! I am not even gonna speak to you til you are BEGGIN’ me to forgive ya!”

Yep, he’s really doing this. Obviously, you don’t care because you’re not the one that should be apologizing here.

The other 6 are actually pretty happy with this transaction. Finally, some silence from Mammon’s ever yapping pie-hole. He’s sitting there with a pout on his lip and slumped. He’s not going to say how sorry you’ll be in front of his brothers because he said HE wasn’t talking to YOU. So he doesn’t need it rubbed in his face.

Of course, being the Avatar of Greed, he’s up to his Greedy ways, so he’ll make whatever excuse he can to get his brothers away from you.

Not even a day has passed and he comes up saying he “forgives you for getting mad at him”. But if you still look upset with him, he does legit feel bad and apologizes...the MAMMON way lol.

“Well...I GUESS if it bugs you that much, I could keep outta trouble...Just for a little while, though! I ain't some softie! I’m too much of an awesome rebel for that~!” he said, trying so much to impress you with his “Bad Boy” attitude.

Deep down, he just doesn’t want to make his human mad at him again.

 Leviathan:

((Sorry if the reason isn't great, but this baby boy is too cute to have a reason to be mad at, I’m sorry! If Levi stans hate this, you have permission to slap me. I deserve it XD))

Levi had kept dragging you to play games with him and watch anime, but you had studying to do.

Whenever you tried to tell him you had to go study, he did this thing where he would use the “Studying is probably better than hanging out with a lame otaku like me” speech to get you to cave in.

You didn't realize it, but you only had a few days left to study and you were STRESSED.

Levi was about to use the same speech on you again when you finally had had enough.

“LEVI! I HAVE SPENT SO MUCH TIME WITH YOU, IT COULD ACTUALLY COST ME FROM GETTING A GOOD GRADE! CAN YOU PLEASE PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ANIME AND VIDEO GAMES AND DO SOMETHING THAT DOESN'T RISK OTHER PEOPLE FAILING AT LIFE!“ you blurted. You regretted saying some of that, but it was too little too late. 

Levi was hurt his best friend would say all of that to him. You could see him fighting back tears. 

“F-Fine..! Whatever! I can just find s-someone else to play with me..!” he said, choking n his words. “J-Just get outta my room, already!”

You tried to apologize for snapping, but he wasn’t having it, at least not right now. 

You would make it up to him after you finished studying and taking your test.

Levi spent the next few days being somewhat passive-aggressive towards you, spending more time with Mammon or Henry 2.0 (his goldfish) just to spite you. However, you were too busy catching up on the studying you missed out on to notice.

Eventually, he was ready to go give you a piece of his mind when he saw...you were asleep at your desk and surrounded by books. It kinda made him realize how much he really made you miss out on and he felt pretty bad.

The next morning, you woke up to a text from Lucifer that said he pulled some strings to get you more time to study and have your date for the test slightly later than the others. You also had Levi’s jacket wrapped around your shoulders.

You definitely bought him some new games and figures as a way to apologize for yelling at him and you two made up.

Rest assured, Levi listens to you way more after that. You being mad at him is upsetting and kinda scary to him.

Satan:

Satan was being a typical cynical smartass and talking about what tricks he’ll attempt on Lucifer today.

The past THREE times you, he and Belphie tried to pull pranks on Lucifer, you were one step ahead and you just DID not have the energy for it anymore.

“Hey Satan..~” you say sweetly to lure him in.

“Mmm?” he asked, distractedly.

“Shut...the F**K up!” you snapped, irritated at him.

Now...There are really two ways the Avatar or Wrath can take being told to shut up, let alone to shut the f up. 

If you are LUCKY...Satan will laugh it off with an amused chuckle that you’re trying to intimidate him

Your luck runs out of you try and elaborate on that WHILE he’s laughing.

“IF YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMARTEST BROTHER, HOW DO YOU HAVE SUCH IDIOTIC IDEAS?!”

You’re dead. You’ve dug your own grave and you are DEAD. He’ll PROBABLY grab you by the throat if that REALLY pissed him off.

“What the F**K...did you just say to me you weak, breakable little twerp?” he asks in that calm, serial killer like tone that let’s you know you’re dead meat.

That’s when you run, you knock some books in his path and you run!

You don’t stop running until you find Lucifer to make Satan calm the hell down.

It’s probably best if you two don’t talk to one another for a few days.

Satan is secretly shocked and upset his image of you being the innocent one is shattered...for like, a SECOND. That is until he realizes...he LIKES to see you angry...and he WILL use this newfound enjoyment against you.

You go to apologize, but he yanks you in, pins you to the wall like he’s going to hurt you...but smirks and says in his most smarmy and CONDESCENDING tone.

“You’re even cuter when you’re mad~ I won’t hurt you over this...at least not in the way I had intended~” he teases before pecking your nose and walking away like the tease he is.

He could be such a bitch sometimes.

 Asmodeus:

You were honestly pretty jealous of the people who Asmo had been flirting with. To the point it was really starting to irritate you. Especially if he spoke about how cute OTHER people were while you were there.

When he got to talking about something hot someone else has that you are self conscious over…you just lost it.

“MAYBE IF YOU STARTED THINKING WITH THE HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDERS, YOU’RE VAIN DUMBASS COULD FOCUS ON YOUR STUDIES!” you hissed.

Asmo blinked at you, shocked you would even WANT to shriek at someone as beautiful as him. After thinking it over for a second, not even looking offended, just surprised, he grew a small smirk.

You see, kids, if events have taught us anything, it’s that you can’t get angry at Asmo…cus his horny-ass just thinks you’re being forceful or aggressive and he enjoys it.

“My, my~ This is an INTERESTING change of pace, (Y/N). I sense that someone is jealous over my attention being away from them~! Of course, it’s not like I blame you~! I’m so beautiful, ANYONE would fight over me~” he bragged.

You were just so done with his nonsense, you were about to leave, but you felt him grab your wrist all of a sudden. He tugged you close and stroked your chin with a sly smirk.

“That being said, I think I LIKE seeing you raise your voice at me~ Do it some more, (Y/N)~ Pretty please~❤”

Yep, you were gone. You couldn’t with his flirty shit right now. You were still mad, you just had the deepest blush across your cheeks.

Asmo kept trying to make you jealous so you would bark at him. You opened a new kink for him to say the least.

You know what DID end up getting to him though? When you looked the person he was flirting with dead in the eye and said “You can have him..” like you were giving away something you didn’t even want.

THAT’S when he got offended. He was maaaaaaaad.

“(Y/N)! How could you SAY such a thing?! Do you not want me or something?!” he asked, pouting up a storm.

Well, you wanted to get a reaction out of him, you just didn’t expect it to go like THAT.

He tries to give you the cold shoulder, but he wants your attention too much to keep it up, so he eventually sits beside you with a pout on his lips and his arms folded.

“I’m willing to apologize for flirting with other demons...but only if you apologize for that comment earlier.” He said

You eventually do apologize, cus even if you love him, a whiny Asmo can get emotionally tiring. You promise him you mean every word of apology…and then he tackles you with hugs and kisses.

You may or may not regret apologize just for that alone, but at least he’s happy.

Beezlebub:

Beel ate something you were saving for later. Usually he wouldn’t because he would want to eat something like that WITH you since it was yours. Sometimes it wasn’t even that big of a deal to you because you could just get more. ((I know all the foodies in the audience are looking at me funny for writing that. Look guys, unless it’s something I haven’t had in a while, I don’t personally care if someone eats my food.))

 But this time it was different. It was a special treat someone close to you had brought just for you before you got to the Devildom. Maybe even they last time you’d see them for a long time, not just the year you were in the Devildom. It’s not the last time you see them ever because it’s not gonna be THAT depressing guys.

You had written your name and everything on it, but Beel was in his hungry stages…like CLOSE to demon form stages.

You saw the carnage left over from this special treat. Beel was JUST apologize when you snapped.

“TURNING INTO A DEMON PUT YOUR BRAIN IN YOUR STOMACH, DIDN’T IT?!” you snapped. Beel was like…legit surprised to see this coming from YOU of all people. You were such a small, sweet little human the rest of the time and here you were, yelling at him.

Yelling at Beel definitely caused some instant regret, because the boy couldn’t help himself. Now YOU were about to apologize when Beel interrupted.

“I-I’m so sorry (Y/N). I didn’t realize how much it meant to you. I should have gotten one of my brothers to call you…o-or told you on my D.D.D so we could’ve…I’m sorry.” He said, frowning. “I promise, I’ll make up for this…I’ll go to the human world and get the person who made it if I have to.” He said, leaving you alone.

Well you sure felt like a jackass now. Yeah, out of all the brothers, Beel is probably the most understanding, so you legit feel like an ass after yelling at him. You texted and said your apology over and over to him, but he either wouldn’t reply because he was trying to re-create it or insisting it was hit fault.

Belphie is pretty pissed you yelled at Beel like that, but you did tell him you didn’t mean for it to slip out and explain the situation.

He doesn’t get the sentimental value like you or Beel do, but he soon gets you really ARE sorry and leaves you alone about it.

Beel eventually calls you over and he made a BUNCH of the food he ate on you. Some he got his brothers or Barbados to help him with, but a lot were made by him.

This freaking teddy bear of a demon worked his wings off to make it up to you. Of COURSE you two forgive each other.

The flavor probably isn’t EXACTLY like the one he ate on you, but you felt the love put into it none the less and you at least have a new fond memory of that food. You may need help eating it all though.

The whole house eats that dish for a while. You even get Solomon, the angels and even Diavolo to help clean out the supply.

Beel’s more than happy to help though. It’s also just as well you won’t see the person who gave you the original for a while. You get sick of it pretty quick…but seeing Beel smile over it does help bring enjoyment back to the flavor.

 Belphegor:

It was either like Satan where he got you in trouble with Lucifer or he slept in and missed out on something important. Either way, you were fed up with Belphie showing up late to things or not showing up at all

As soon as he woke up, he just gave you an innocent looking, bus clearly condescending smile, much like when he used to lie to your face. You sure let him have it in the middle of his smart ass tone.

“WITH HOW IRRESPONSIBLE YOU ARE, I WISH I COULD SLEEP RIGHT THROUGH ALL YOUR BULLS**T!” you barked at him all of a sudden.

Now kinda like Satan, at first Belphie’s response to this is to get angry right away. His face gradually lowers and he kinda towers over you like he’s trying to intimidate you and, if you remember what he did in another timeline, it kinda works to a degree.

“The hell did you just say to me? I killed you once, I’ll do it again if I wanted to.” He was hoping to catch you off guard and laugh at you once you got scared of him, but you were still just so mad at him, you were ready to call his bluff.

“YEAH?! BIG MAN?! GO ON! DO IT! GIVE LUCI ANOTHER REASON TO LOCK YOU IN THE F**KIN ATTIC!” you yelled, pushing him.

Okay, THAT was a scorcher tho! That knocked the damn wind out of him. He knew for a FACT, you would never bring him being in the attic into this, so he KNEW he had legit pissed you right off. He just kinda took a step back in surprise.

“Okay, damn…I wasn’t being serious.” He said, picking up his pillow and walking away, shaking his head slightly. “You humans are so sensitive at times.

Out of all the brothers, as surprised as he is by your outburst, he probably cares the least. You know how he is with Lucifer, so he’ll likely use this as a means to push your buttons too.

You don’t want to talk to him, but he will STILL give you a smarmy “Are you done being a child yet?” JUST to get on your nerves.

Beel can see that it’s not just putting a damper on your mood, but Belphie’s too, because as much as he wants to uphold how much of a smartass he is, he’s finding it harder to take naps knowing he upset you.

The twins talk it out and Belphie admits defeat, waiting til you’re alone in your room to go see you. He says nothing, comes in and sits on your bed, gesturing you sit beside him and resting his head on your lap.

“I’m sorry I kept pushing you…I didn’t realize how much I actually upset you and I’ll try not to sleep in as much if it’s for you..” he said softly.

You stroked his hair slowly and kissed his forehead. “I’m sorry I yelled at you..the attic thing was too far.” You said.

Belphie smiled and wrapped his arms around you, keeping you in place. “You can make it up to me by letting me sleep on you.

He did actually make better effort into showing up and it only cost more naps while holding you, so best make sure you don’t have anywhere to be for the next few hours. Belphie will lock you in place.

[plounce]

god ik its a wm au but I would Love to hear more about beauyasha in this au.. also like what has yasha been up to on earth? how does she interact with beau and caleb before molly arrives? 💜🕊

>:)))! i can absolutely do so!!

so in the first two or so seasons before all the heaven/apocalypse stuff, beau and caleb met yasha in an episode. she never SAID she was a valkyrie but that’s what they assumed she was, since she had a lot of viking stuff on her and the accent and she sort of implied that. it’s what made sense at the time, especially because they had no signs that angels are a real thing.

then molly happens, and then when yasha shows back up again they recognize each other and WHAT! YASHA’S AN ANGEL ACTUALLY?? crazy.

basically what happened is that at around 200 bce or so, yasha fell in love. i’m gonna say that zuala was another angel in her garrison, and angels aren’t supposed to fall in love. they’re supposed to be conforming divine warriors who don’t have all the flaws (or strengths, or texture, or spark) that humans do.

zuala was painted as the main culprit in this transgression. rather than making her Fall (les mis voice) as lucifer fell (because by that point they didn’t want to add any more True demons to hell’s side) for punishment, they decide to just obliterate her a la the hellfire in the last scene of the good omens tv show. it isn’t pretty. yasha is made to watch. she screams, and it makes the sun flare.

the rest of the angels are going to have their memories wiped of her - including yasha - but she learns of this in time and breaks through the floor of heaven and plummets to earth. molly helps her escape, but manages to avoid getting caught doing so.

molly was in the same garrison as them, and his memory of zuala was wiped with the rest of them. he remembers yasha, remembers being fond of her, remembers that she left heaven voluntarily and that he helped her, but there’s so many blank spots. they have him move garrisons to the tomb-takers after that, who are very elite and militant, and he becomes a demon-killing expert. it’s meant to drown out all that. and it kind of works; molly remembers more of yasha when he sees her again on earth.

yasha falls and falls and her angel blade slips from her hand as she dematerializes. it plummets and falls deep into some wilderness. a glint streaking down from the shooting star in the sky that night.

what happens next is the thing that happened with anna - yasha has no vessel lined up and she wasn’t given permission to leave, and is swiftly getting her grace cut off by heaven, and her being is transformed into a human baby. she is born, and grows up in a little scandinavian village a little bit strange. her parents tell her how there was a huge shooting star the night she was born, how they think it’s a good omen form the gods, and she has a sense that she’s different - special. she’s strong and naturally gifted with the club and the axe and especially the sword - anything they put in her hands.

when she’s old enough, she’s chosen to go on their clan’s raids. she excels at getting the resources her village needs from the southern peoples. she’s a terror, and everyone knows that she’s blessed from above.

then one year, she gets separated from the raiding party and is making her way through the forest trying to make it back to the coast so she can find their boat. and out of the corner of her eye she sees a strange glint, and something in her pulls her to go to it. it’s a strange sword embedded in the rock, and she puts her hand on it, and pulls –

and memories and power flood into her. memories of zuala, of creation, of molly, of heaven’s gleaming pathways, of zuala, of the first things that crawled on land, of zuala, of the face of god, of zuala, zuala, zuala. smiling, flying, fighting, touching, burning. she screams. her howl echoes through the woods.

her people have been waiting for her back at the boat, because they can’t leave their best warrior behind. when she strides out of the woods, she’s different. she walks different, and has this power radiating from her. she climbs on the boat, tells them to go. she’s almost glowing a little bit. they row away, and yasha spends the entire journey staring up at the sky, out at the horizon.

after that day she’s different. even quieter. everyone assumes she had a holy experience that day, and she doesn’t disagree, because, well. after that day she’s keenly aware of the norse gods’ presences, and doesn’t age. when she realizes that everyone is moving forward towards death without her (humans seem so small now - she loves her human parents, she does, but remembering what the sun looked like in its infancy changes a viking), she leaves, and goes to asgard, and pledges herself to the ranks of valkyries. she’s not nearly as strong as she once was, but she’s strong enough to fit in with her new people, so she finds herself a place there among the aesir.

(side note im keeping my distance from how this world interacts with non-abrahamic religions - thats SO not my business - just know theyve got their own power and their own places that aren’t like. Beneath that of abrahamic god. because iirc spn was terrible about that) (also i say abrahamic bc iirc islam has a lot of angels and demonology in its culture but thats all im gonna say bc again: i am not a theology major, and this au is much more about the surface fun of it all rather than making any statements or assertions about ACTUAL religions (past or present) obviously) (also i’m never gonna mention jesus or the antichrist or whatever)

the angel blade is tied to her grace. her grace still exists up in heaven, locked away in the archives, so the blade still has its source. it also contains her love for zuala and molly and - and all that she loved before she was torn apart - and that fuels it, connects it to her. gives her access to its power. she’s mostly just sort of supernaturally stronger and can take more of a beating than a normal human, and on certain days/times of year she can fly short distances. days that were holy to her. she carves norse runes on her blade, because it’s hers now. she can’t age or die of old age, but she still does have human needs - food, water, sleep. she’s tough, but if she’s unlucky then she can be killed. luckily, she’s very good at fighting.

her wings… they’re not like they once were. being with the valkyries makes humans see them like other valkyries’, but the aesir can see them for what they are - decayed, fragile, skeletal things, with what remaining feathers there are barely hanging on. like her feathers in cr proper.

after ragnarok, when the surviving aesir meet in the fields of asgard, yasha thanks them for their hospitality, and returns to midgard. she wanders for a while, mostly by herself. she helps when she sees people who need her help, but mostly she just keeps herself alive and moving. quiet, contemplative. loving god’s creation even though heaven hurt her deeply. she spends years not speaking to anyone. what happened to the aesir was traumatizing to her, and she’s secure enough that she doesn’t need what they gave her when she was “younger.”

at some point she makes her way to north america. she wanders, builds cabins, and when she stumbles upon the opportunity she watches over what she once watched over. she’s aware of Hunters but is uninterested in them - they’re not hunting for food and while they help widows and the grieving that’s not their Business. not her business.

flash forward to early season 2. we know beau and caleb by this point and the basic premise of the show and the world. on a hunt in montana beau and caleb take shelter in a cabin during a snowstorm, and in the middle of the night the door opens. beau is taking watch and shoves a gun up in the intruder’s face - but it’s just yasha, holding a deer carcass and looking distinctly unimpressed. “you’re in my house.”

beau stutters an apology, caught entirely off guard by the 6′5″ mountain of a woman, and yasha shoulders past her to the table to stoke the fire and clean her kill. it’s her dinner for next month, yasha gruffly explains when beau asks what she’s doing. don’t like supermarkets.

caleb wakes up to beau helping yasha cut away the entrails. he is very frightened and confused, but when beau gives the all-clear he calms down a little. not entirely, because he knows this woman is beau’s type, and they’re still on a hunt.

they explain what they’re up to to yasha, who nods. says she’s noticed things have been strange. and beau helped her, so. she’ll help them. she’s also bored, and has a good feeling about these two.

so she helps out with the hunt, and throughout the episode beau clumsily flirts with her and yasha never turns her down but also never Flirts back. there’s a tension that’s mostly powered by beau but isn’t shut down by yasha (yasha thinks beau’s sweet and attractive, and she’s taken some human lovers over the last two millennia, but is still devoted to the memory of zuala. the audience doesn’t know that thought). she and caleb connect on a We Are Both Quiet Introverts level, like they do in actual cr (reminiscent of the shaving scene after bowlgate).

it isn’t until the end that caleb and beau think she’s anything but a mountain lady. then she pulls out a HUGE GLOWING SWORD carved with RUNES and THERE’S SOMETHING BEHIND HER THAT LOOKS LIKE WINGS? and then she nods, says goodbye, and walks away into the woods before caleb and beau can pepper her with questions about what the fuck just happened.

they run after her, but can’t find her or the cabin again. in the car ride back to civilization, caleb theorizes that she might be a valkyrie, and beau’s like yeah that sounds appropriately sexy.

yasha is a fan favorite. she had a whole focus episode and she was so mysterious and cool! the audience clamors for her to be brought back, and are sad when she doesn’t show up for the rest of season 2. beau and caleb mention her a couple times, so it’s made plain that she isn’t TOTALLY a one-off, but… hm!

beaujester shippers already existed by this point (jester was in season 1 and again in season 2), and beauyasha gains some popularity. beau having attractions to both of them is present in the show, but she isn’t dating either of them. there’s significance to both of them - they’re both people beau thinks of when she thinks of having Somebody.

a lot of fic about yasha is written between seasons 2 and 4, theorizing about her life as a valkyrie and what her and beau meeting up would be like… which is all then jossed when angels happen in season 4.

caleb gets taken to hell at the end of season 3 because of ikithon and for beau. during his last couple days on earth, he begs beau to find jester. or hell, yasha. don’t be alone, please. live and be happy. go get - go get powerlifted by one or both of them. i heard you sleeptalk enough about that. and beau tells him to shut up, don’t talk like that, i’ll - i’ll find a way to bring you back. and then you can see me get gay married or whatever it is you want me to do. because i’m gonna get you out of there. and caleb smiles, and his eyes say we both know you won’t.

there’s a whole genre of fic about jester or yasha (or both) comforting beau and settling into hunting/domesticity with her or helping her rescue caleb after caleb gets dragged away btw. idk why im making up fake fic about this au but you know what. i deserve this.

yasha is sort of put out of mind in the heaven excitement of season 4 and the arrival of molly as a third companion, turning their duo into a trio half the time. the apocalypse stuff isn’t quite happening yet btw (this is where i start diverging from the seasonal structure of spn), it’s just angels being real and caleb and beau being mysteriously important to them.

there is one point where during the beginning of an episode about halfway through the season where they’re regaling molly with a story of one of their hunts - beau is trying to embarrass caleb with a time he got enthralled by a siren, and caleb bats back with well, at least i didn’t let a giant woman with a dead deer push my gun aside so she could skin the thing with no enchantments on me at all. and beau’s like AW CMON DUDE DONT BRING YASH INTO THIS.

then there’s a shot where their bickering dialogue continues but the camera is focused on molly, who tilts his head a little, considering, then takes a sip of his orange juice (he hates coffee - too bitter! if he’s going to consume something to keep up the idea that he’s human, it’ll be something that tastes good!). then it cuts to the car.

it’s intentionally ambiguous if that’s about caleb getting seduced by a siren, beau being embarrassed, or whatever - it’s just an odd little moment. which is significant when they’re up north again, four episodes later, in a little restaurant off the highway, and they’ve just finished their meal and talk about the season plotline is happening when the door SLAMS open, and booted feet stomp across the dirty tile, strong legs in worn jeans, a huge backpack - beau’s eyes widen - and there’s yasha, striding directly to their table with a look of utmost focus and determination.

beau goes to stand, caleb’s brow furrows - yasha, what are you doing here - what’s going on - when, before they can act, molly stands up, causing the table to rock and their cups to slosh over. yashael! he exclaims, his face split in incredulous delight. you’re alive! you survived! you’re okay - it’s been millennia! what are you doing here?! oh, i don’t care, get over here. and he goes to her, and she hugs him, and beau and caleb are standing there, slack-jawed, as stony stoic yasha cracks a wide smile and hugs molly and lifts him off the ground.

did… did mollymauk just say ‘yashael?’ caleb says, stunned. molly is cradling yasha’s face in his hands, and her cheeks are round with joy. beau’s imagination could never have given her this smile, and she’s jealous a little bit, but also in awe, but mostly also trying to process the two puzzle pieces that just locked themselves together that she thought were totally separate from each other.

(relevant posts to their reunion: art, text, text)

from then on yasha is part of their group, at least for that season. there’s a lot of caleb and beau commiserating over their attraction to two LITERAL ANGELS - especially when the truth of yasha’s fall is revealed. beau is torn up inside about all of it - an ANGEL, for the first part, and her dead angel lover (how could beau ever compete with an ANGEL) and, oh christ, molly’s odd humoring of her crush on yasha is cast in a new light now.

and then jester comes back and… well, now beau’s torn between two hot girls who are both important in the grand scheme of things! yipes!

it takes a long time and there’s probably also some romantic drama in that triangle etc, but beauyaster is endgame. because i have a huge fucking brain.

[addictsitter]

"#where's my hbo series about the o'connell/carnahans and their ridiculous adventures#where they manage to find every cursed artifact under the sun#and ardeth follows them around like 'okay seriously please stop touching things' while izzy tries not to get shot" YES i would kill for a mummy tv series. what would you want to see in it??

are you kidding me i have the entire series planned out.

s1 picks up where mummy returns leaves off. everyone is planning on taking a holiday after ahm shere and ardeth and izzy want five minutes of peace before Something Else Happens, as Something Else Will Always Happen but that Something Else Can Wait Five Fucking Minutes. (i also fully maintain that ardeth hasn’t had a day off since he met them because they keep ending up in trouble.)

(the most unrealistic part of the mummy returns is that it took them ten years to get into another supernatural situation. that shit happens on the regular.)

on their way to this holiday that is going to take place somewhere utterly mundane where nothing could happen, Something Else Happens and alex accidentally wakes a mummy this time. it’s not as homicidal as the last one but, well. like mother, like son. rick, in this one, gets kidnapped. alex, evy and jonathan call ardeth, who contains his exasperation, and izzy, who doesn’t and keeps muttering about what happened in russia, to help. rick is the damsel in distress this time and while alex and jonathan are dramatically reciting whatever it takes to kill the thing, ardeth is the one that grabs him and saves him bc evy’s busy kicking the mummy’s ass and izzy’s keeping the car running so they can get out of there when the building inevitably collapses. (“these things are always rigged to do that” says rick who’s tired of running for his life immediately after the dashing rescue)

s1 ends with ardeth taking up smoking to de-stress and jonathan and izzy squabble over who deserves the treasure (that ends in kissing because come on, a mummy series would only be made better by having lgbt characters and really jonathan carnahan is bisexual this is a fact)

s2 shakes it up a little and trades egypt for, like, greece. we’ll go with them finding pandora’s box. evy meets a greek god or two. (artemis: confirmed lesbian who flirts with evy) alex continues to never get a proper education because he’s busy dealing with supernatural shit all the time. jonathan accidentally trips and falls into a plot-relevant thing needed to stop the bad guys from releasing whatever evil our sadly mythtaken worldbuilding claims is in pandora’s box. rick yells a lot and ardeth progresses to smoking three packs a week because nobody knows how to stay out of trouble.

s3 goes for rome. evy gets permission to dig up a few places and accidentally wakes up one of our first major roman emperors  who wants to conquer the world again. (someone, inevitably: “should someone tell him that the uk beat them to it.”) alex, at this point, is going to end up majoring in tomb-robbing and supernatural nonsense. (thesis title: how to avoid waking up long-dead people and preventing attempts at world domination. thesis supervisor: ardeth bay.) rick has started carrying dynamite hidden on him so he never runs out whenever he needs some. s3 ends with the temple/city/whatever not collapsing and rick remains tentatively optimistic. a pebble falls on his head and he runs screaming out of the building while ardeth sits perched up on the ledge and laughs his ass off.

s4 goes back to egypt and one of the texts evy’s reading mentions hamunaptra and rick and ardeth are both just like Nope Never Again Ever but evy goes so they just sort of grumble and follow along. there are plenty of nods to the movies.

s5 picks up some years later with alex off on his own thing and we just get completely ridiculous out of context shots of him at whatever he’s doing every so often. (evy: i wonder how alex is doing? [cut to alex rigging up an explosive charge using a piece of gum and a shoelace] rick: i’m sure he’s fine.) our main couple and co are busy investigating into something in britain. evy and rick accidentally piss off the fae.

s6 is our final season and is in the mockumentary style, made in modern times about the carnahan/o’connell family and friends and features wildly conflicting stories about some of their adventures. (ardeth: o’connell tripped and fell flat on his face in greece while fighting a single henchman. [cut to rick] rick: so i’m fighting, like, thirty guys and one of them literally flipped me into a wall. [back to ardeth] ardeth: [looks into the camera like he’s on the office])

the end has the interviewer asking about how retirement’s going, they all laugh and say they aren’t retired, just on a break, and alex swings by to pick them up for another trip.

obviously, this series will include izzy making random references to events in other countries, ardeth getting moments where he isn’t Mr. Exposition, jonathan developing beyond a greedy asshole to a married greedy asshole who shares his treasure with his husband, alex’s own adventures and ridiculous scenarios involved in them, rick and evy being sweet and awesome. also at some point everyone drinks from the fountain of youth so they live forever and ever the end.

[jadehqknb]

Hiiiii, so I was thinking a bad boy imagine where the reader is Kise or Kuroo's girlfriend and she's very supportive of him being in a gang and she's also very affectionate and sweet, but some of her friends warned her about him bc he's very flirty and she's very protective and jealous. So she finds him and another girl in a compromising position but it's not the case tho and so she leaves and she's rly hurt. She gets kidnapped and he saves her and plz plz plzzz happy ending?? Thank youuuu

Hello! So, since I paired up two ofthe asks that made the randomizer cut I re-randomized the remaining asks andthis one came out on top to be the last of the month! Thanks!

“You know he’s, like,always all over other girls, right?” How could she have ever defended himfrom that after seeing what she did? Her boyfriend, with her…the image wasburned into her memory, searing away the love she felt for him replacing itwith a deep-seated ache. After everything she’d done for him too! She supportedhim despite her family disowning her for aligning herself with a rival gangmember. She believed in him even though all her friends told her he was nogood, that he would break her heart because he was a flirt! She knew he wasoften sent for coercion against female members of rival gangs, his charm andgood looks breaking past any defenses they put up.

But now the same had happened to her. She’d trusted him and-

Her thoughts abruptly cut off as a searing pain shot throughher head. Blinking rapidly, the last image before her eyes were the faces ofwho she knew to be his enemies, the ones who’d sworn revenge upon him. With ashuddering sigh, she fell unconscious, morbidly thanking the gods for a quickrelease from the pain of his betrayal.

Kise thought he knew anger, butthis rage, it’s fierce enough to scare himself. Before him sits his love, theone person in the whole world who understands and loves him for everything heis. She knows his darkest secrets, his deepest fears, his heart’s desires, allof it.

And now she’s suffering because ofit.

It’s clear they’ve roughed her up,her blood-soaked shirt is evidence enough of that. But there’s something else,something deeper and more underhanded that’s happened because when her headrises and their eyes meet (one of hers swollen), there’s no expression ofgratitude, no release of breath in relief of his arrival. If anything, a lookof utter agony spills across her face.

“Just leave me Kise,” the use ofhis last name by her voice startling him, “they can’t hurt me any worse thanyou have.”

“________-cchi, what are you-“

“Don’t call me that! Don’t you evercall me that again! How could you? How could you do that, to me!” she shouts,voice echoing in the cavernous warehouse.

Around them are the bodies of herkidnappers, most unconscious but a few dead. Kuroko and Kagami blink inconfusion, both of them unsure exactly what to do. Clearly, _______ needs helpbut as Kise starts moving towards her again she screams out, “Stay the fuckaway from me!”

“Get her,” Kise grunts and Kurokomoves to her in his stead.

“Come on, ______-chan, let’s getyou out of here,” the blue haired sniper says, untying her restraints. Shefalls against him, thoroughly spent, staining his suit with blood. Kagami movesnext, leaning down and lifting her up easily.

The sight of her snuggling into thecrook of the red head’s neck makes Kise’s blood boil but there’s no time forthis right now. She needs medical attention and rest. Then, maybe, hopefully,they can work through whatever lies it is they told her to turn her againsthim.

Midorima clicks his tongue as hecleans her wounds, hooking up an IV to rehydrate her body.

“She needs rest and no furtherstrain for at least a week,” he advises when he exits her room. “Until then,Kise, I recommend you not speak with her. She was thoroughly distraught, mumblingsomething about you betraying her. If you were to try to talk to her in thisstate I fear she’ll tear the stiches and go into shock.”

Kise nods his understanding, tearsof frustration stinging his eyes.

The week crawls by but finally hegets clearance from Midorima to seek an audience with her. Initially, sherefuses, but under the surprisingly gentle persuasion of Kasamatsu, relents andallows Kise to enter her room. Her eyes are hard, lips pressed in a tight lineas he enters.

“Say what you want quickly then getout,” she snaps, turning her head so she doesn’t have to look at his goldeneyes, the eyes that melt her.

“_______-cchi,” he begins, taking aseat on the bed, “I don’t know what those goons told you to make you so upsetbut-“

She whips her head to face him,eyes full of fury. “They didn’t do a thing except break my body! YOU broke myheart, Kise!”

“What are you talking about?” hegrunts.

“I saw you,” she says lowly, voicefull of anger, “I saw you that day kissingthat girl and I know you weren’t onassignment! So, who was she? Hmmmm? Your little side whore? Your plaything forwhen I’m away? Tell me! Who was so important that you would throw awayeverything we built together?!”

She’s shouting again, voice drawingattention to the door and Midorima enters with a scowl on his face. Grabbinghers, Kise directs her attention to his own, eyes boring into her with anintensity she’s never seen before. “That girl had an allergic reaction to some ofthe food at the magazine shoot. I was giving her mouth to mouth to keep heralive until paramedics arrived.”

“What?” she breathes out.

“Yeah, it was just her and me andmy assistant at the time because everyone had to go pick up various items forthe shoot. She took a bite of a cream cheese puff thing and it had shellfish init. I guess when you came in was the same time my assistant was in the backally waiting for the ambulance. I never even knew you were there!”

Tears flood her eyes, her facescrunching up as she sobs against his chest. “Ryouta,” she chokes out and hesighs in relief, “I’m so, so sorry! I’m so sorry I doubted you! I…I’m so sorry!”

“It’s ok, shhhhhh. It’s ok,_______-cchi.”

Flying backwards, her head smackingthe headboard she cries out, “Even if I was mad, I didn’t tell them anything! Ididn’t! I…I just couldn’t betray you!”

He kisses her deeply, smoothingdown the back of her hair. “I know, baby, I know. Just, settle down, ok? It’sall ok now.” He looks over his shoulder, nodding to Midorima he has this undercontrol and the doctor retreats, shutting the door quietly. Carefully, Kisesettles into bed next to her, lying down and drawing her into his arms.

“Just next time, stick around toyell at me so you don’t get kidnapped again, ne?” he asks somewhat playfully andshe smacks his arm.

Kissing her again, he sighs intoher mouth. She may be a bit of a handful sometimes, but as long as it’s hishands handling her, he’s happy.

A cry of pain pierces Kuroo’s heart. That’s _______’s voice, callingout for mercy. “I don’t have anything to live for anymore, just kill me, please.”

Her pleas sear his soul, why would she say that? Isn’t he worth living for? Didn’t she believehe’d come for her? That he’d save her? Rushing in, guns blazing, he cuts downthree of her abusers in under thirty seconds. Yamamoto handles the remaining twowhile Lev rushes to get her down from where they’ve suspended her on a chain.

Kuroo sees her clinging to the half-Russian, sobbing thanks intohis shoulder. But when she raises her head and sees him, she goes silent, eyes cold.

“Come on, _______-chan, I’ll take you to Kuroo-san,” Lev offers,turning to walk towards his leader.

“No, Lev-kun, please, just, take me home,” she begs.

“Eh? But he’s right there! Don’t you know how worried he was? Howmuch he cried when we heard you were taken?” he exclaims, setting her down butstill holding her upright.

Normally, Kuroo would smack him for his big mouth but right now,it surprisingly seems to be helping him, because Kuroo can see hesitationshift the fierceness of her gaze. “He…cried?” she asks, voice small.

“Of course he did! Kuroo-san can’t live without you, ______-chan,we all know that!”

“Babe,” Kuroo calls softly, taking slow measured steps towards her,as though he’s afraid she’ll tear away from Lev’s grasp, “why did you tell themto kill you?”

“Eh? You said that?” Lev asks horrified.

“Lev, let’s go,” Yaku snaps, yanking the taller male away.

Her body shakes with the effort to stand but Kuroo won’t touch her,not if she doesn’t want him to. A small whimper of pain draws him closer, armsstretching out in a silent request for permission. She barely finishes the nodbefore Kuroo rushes forward, drawing her into a long embrace. Kissing hertemple, he whispers into her hair, “Tell me why.”

A shudder slices through her body, drawing more winces andstammers of pain but she manages to choke out, “I…I saw you. I saw you withthat girl and I just….oh god, Kuroo I thought I’d lost you and I just didn’twant to live anymore!”

“Saw me with…”he trails off, mind desperately searching for whatshe’s talking about.

Then it hits him. Suppressing a laugh, of relief or mirth or bothhe’s not sure, Kuroo pulls her head back to look in his eyes. “Oh my prettylittle kitty, how could you think I’d ever want anyone but you? That girlwas so distraughtshe almost ran into traffic so I grabbed her and tugged herback before she got hit by a truck. I guess you just saw the aftermath and insteadof talking to me,” he flicks her head making her pout, “you run off and getyourself nabbed in a dangerous territory.”

Kuroo draws her closer, kissing her cheek to avoid her split lip. “You’remy one and only, baby, never, ever doubt that again.”

She nods, throwing her arms around his neck and crying into hisshoulder. He easily picks her up, walking to the waiting car and the rest ofthe gang who all breathe a sigh of relief at the sight of her safe and whereshe belongs: in Kuroo’s arms.

[kattthecoolkid]

Lol shoot me and fuck you

Wow okay. So I've been a mess over the same thing for the past like 3 months and I need to get it off my chest and stop feeding it over and over again to Jo because I'm sure he's tired of hearing about it and listening to me cry so I'm just. Gonna write it for the whole world to see. I guess it started freshman year. I was seated next to this kid in Algebra 1. I thought he was a total cocky douche with too much of an ego. But like, he was charismatic and kinda good looking. We got close and I realized he was the same boy who was dating one of my friends (I had only talked to him over skype and thought it was my other friend with the same first name lol). We had become close already and talked about everything; from shared interests to large disagreements. He became one of my main sources for comfort, and by this time he and my (now ex-) friend had broken up so I was beginning to be like "lol ok he is cute" and I told him everything, about my cutting, crushes, desires, etc. He and I would low-key flirt and whatever because, you know, freshmen are hormonal as fuck. And we always joked about doing things and he told me about his desires and the boobs and butts he had touched at multiple parties he went too. Then he started getting weird. Telling me my shorts were "too short" and I wasn't "respecting" myself. And I just blew him off because he's just a boy trying to protect me from other perverts. Then the next year came. We had AP World History. We hadn't talked at all over the summer so I went up to him and tried to talk and he blew me off. At first I thought he was just joking or whatever so I just started to distance myself. And we didn't talk at all. Now, this year, our junior year, we were hanging out with the same people at lunch and had the same math class again, Algebra 2. (I think it's pretty funny tbh.) So we started getting close again and he apologized for "bullying" me all sophomore year, but I told him I didn't realize he was bullying me, because I thought he was just joking. He told me he treated me like crap, always talking about me and mocking me behind my back or whatever and I told him I forgave him. Which I do because it's whatever, I know I can be annoying and not everyone is going to like me. He called me a saint, saying I am one of the kindest and most forgiving people he knows. I just kinda went with it or whatever. And then he invited me to his church because he knew I was constantly struggling with myself and felt like church could help, because it helped him find himself when he was lost or whatever. So I went. I thought it was alright. I continued to go. We grew closer. We would hang out all the time. Hours on end. And I was like "wow he's kinda cute AND he's kind wow" and I developed feelings. He knew. I told him. We continued to keep it the way it was, as friends, who hung out a lot. Then things started getting a bit weird. He had invited me to stay the night, and after asking and receiving permission from both my mom and his mom, I stayed the night. We had planned to stay up and watch anime. And we got all the way to 2am. We were sat right next to eachother underneath the covers and hand in hand. I was way too tired to keep going to I asked to go to sleep. He said "yeah sure. Let me just turn this all off" and he did. And then he said "hey I wanna try something" and I was like "yeah okay sure" and he put sat me up, put his arm beneath my body, and laid me back down and spooned me. I sat there real tense, nervous, and confused. He knew I liked him, so why was he doing this? What does he want? Why? And he picked up on this and was like "hey, you don't have to worry about yourself around me, I won't hurt you" (he said the last part Bc of a guy who took advantage and left me broken and distraught the year before) and so I trusted him. I got comfy and just lay there. I couldn't sleep because I was so anxious but I was comfortable at the same time, if that makes sense. Then at around 3 he got up and said that he had to go to the bathroom. I waited the good 15 minutes for him to come back and i just ignored it. Then I remember his mom coming in at around 5am to tell his dad, who was sleeping on the couch behind us for "supervision" (he was asleep at like 10 so), goodbye as she was going to some church thing and I remember hearing his mom make a cute comment that I'm not going to share just because it's not important. And then I finally fell asleep. I woke up a good 5 hours later face to face with him. And I just lay there trying not to wake him up. He woke up a little after me tho so I wasn't just laying there for a good 2 hours. When his eyes opened he has this stupid grin he always makes when he's being stupid and dumb and I just kinda ignored it and got up and packed my stuff to get ready to leave since it was almost noon. Things continued on the same awkward way for a while. We always hung out. His family loved me (I'm actually not sure how they feel now tbh) and we would go everywhere together. And he invited me over every weekend to watch him play video games and I would almost always fall asleep on/next to him, we would hold hands, share blankets, and cuddle or whatever. We even went to see a horror movie together and he gave me his hand for everytime I got scared. Then, on Halloween I worked but he invited me over after work to hang out with him and a kid who he was supposed to be entertaining since he was a family friend, he was like 10 so we were on one side of the couch and the kid was at the other end. The kid was pretty disinterested in us since we're like teenagers and he thought he was all neat and dandy so us two were just in our own world. Sharing a blanket. And our hands touched and he was like "wow y r u so cold" and I was like "lol idk" and he intertwined our fingers saying it would warm me up. And then he started playing (street fighter I think, one of those games, all I remember was there was a drunk guy who farted and a girl with alligator teeth) he told me to hold his arms until my hands were warm. He then handed me the controller telling me to beat this kid since he was getting his ass handed to it and I commenced the playing while he lay on my chest under the blanket. And then I had to go home since it was already 10:00 on a school night. He offered to let me stay the night and just borrow clothes for the next day and I politely declined with a "yeah I would really like to but my mom would have a heart attack" so I went home. Couple weeks, maybe 1.5, later we go to his house with a mutual friend. They were playing a video game, I wanted to take a nap, he sat right next to me, out of his normal spot, and shared a blanket. We went to youth group together in my car. We left youth group and dropped off our friend at his house. And on the way back we had one of our "what is said in this car stays in this car" conversations. He told me about a girl I knew about, before Halloween but after the sleepover, and how he liked her. He told me he didn't see anything coming from it. Saying she was "too liberal" and he couldn't see a future. I told him, with a bit of heartbreak and jealousy obviously, that he should do what he thinks will make him happy. I told him not to focus on the small details and what people may think about him. He said "no I won't date her" and I just kinda, went with it like okay bud. Two days later. He's dating her. He presented it in a jokingly manner to the whole lunch squad. So we all figured he was joking off of previous statements made. He came over to my house that weekend. We were left home alone. And my little sister was here too but she stayed out of the way I guess. We played a video game. I think it was called uncharted or something. I only remember an annoying robot and the girl I was playing was named maya. I asked him if he was actually dating her. He said yeah. I went with it. Pretending not to be upset or whatever. We continued to play for a while. I got bored and stole his blanket. Wrestling commenced and we fought for the blanket. Until he said his mom wanted me and my younger sister to eat dinner with them. So we went to his house, ate dinner, and went back to my house. We continued to play video games until it got dark. When it got dark we went to my room to watch a horror movie, no alter motives were involved, I promise. We watched. Shared a blanket. Hands right next to eachother. Lightly touching. But it wasn't the same. He teased me everytime I jumped and we lightheartedly picked on eachother until the movie was over. I told him I should probably go to bed and that he should go home. He left. After that we grew more distant. He started being meaner to me. He told me that if I got the tattoo (the one I wanted for a while) he would ignore me for 3 months. I had a while to think it over. And in that while we never hung out one on one again. He never replied to my texts, but we would walk to class together, talk at school together, hang out at lunch together. Unless his girlfriend was there. Then I was pushed to the side. Then winter break came. We didn't talk. At all. So I got my tattoo. He's been ignoring me since. I'm tired. I'm upset. I'm back to where I started. I shouldn't have trusted him. I shouldn't have given him anything. I'm jealous and hateful and angry and I feel betrayed. I have nothing against his girl friend, she's a nice kind and lovely girl. She's beautiful. I just hate the fact that I had to go through all this BULLSHIT. he says he feels betrayed, because he did so many things to make me happy. I'm confused. And I'm tired of him treating me like shit. I want to say I'm done with him and I hate him. But I'm not and I don't. It's the exact opposite and I'm more done with myself than with him. I never thought I would cry over a boy. And here I am. The last 2 1/2 months.