#be a badass… say fuck…

[azoosepted]

the spiritual sequel to “be a badass, say fuck”:

bite people, kiss women

[doccywhomst]

i choose to respect susan. i CHOOSE to believe that the acronymic nickname she gave her time capsule was so catchy that it single-handedly influenced all of time lord society and everyone in the universe forever

[front-facing-pokemon]

[mail-me-a-snail]

i love watching old cyberpunk2077 trailers and seeing how cool or badass they try to make v(incent) out to be when

hes literally the saddest looking white fence in this whole world. hes on that shit that got jesse pinkman girlies insane. he'll cry if you're mean 2 him and he has his ass handed to him by the ncpd daily

[snackugaki]

@tmnt-tychou 's Mona and my iteration Venus just being cool, hot and couture

the problem is I thought it'd be so fun and cute to draw them in couture looks I think captures their spirits/character from the years and seasons their debut episodes aired.

.......tl;dr it was a pain in the ass finding full body reference of any one outfit and I fucking had to figure out wha the shoes were in Mona's look by looking at the photo of a different look coming after it on the runway.... so anyway.

Mona's debut episode aired mid September 1990, didn't see any A/W 1990 looks that seemed like her so I went into the next year with something from Yves Saint Laurent's couture a/w 1991 show.

Venus' debut episode aired .....uhhh... her whole introduction spanned 5 episodes. whatever that's A/W, hence putting her in Valentino A/W 1997

[clown-owo]

Guardian of the Eastern Gate and the One Entrusted with a Flaming Sword by God: Principality Aziraphale

[pansexualnoodle5]

Belos better damn well be prepared for a war.

Because this family is on the warpath, and they’re coming for him.

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Ares? Hephaestus? God of War? God of Machines? Please. Put some respect on their names. That's Mr. Frank's Dad and Mr. Charles and Leo's Dad to you, thank you very much.

[nyaskitten]

behold, individuals who hate each other with all their hearts! (except one loves to be a pain in the ass to the other)

[plantboiart]

Emizel is such a badass what the fuck? Who allowed this?

[buckys-metal-arm]

Watching What If's obessession with Captain Carter is kind of hilarious because I've never seen such a blatant example of what Red on Overly Sarcastic Productions talked about in her trope talk on Badasses where she talks about how you need to SHOW your character is a badass instead of just being like "whooooaaaaa look at this character arent they a badass they're so coooooool"

When in reality your audience is kinda *collective eye roll*

[teashadephoenix]

The way Garrus sees himself: takes no bullshit cowboy cop turned merc bc he wasnt Doing Enough Good In The Universe

Everybody else: sends letters to Shepard to Please Look After That Sweet Himbo before he hurts himself

How my Shepard sees Garrus: if he shouts "scratch one!" one more time i am going to have to get him in a headlock and give him a noogie

Also my Shepard: gonna rock that nerd's world before the year is out is2g

[domsaysstuff]

I find it so funny that both steddie and ronance are Eddie and Robin looking at KiNg Steve Harrington and Nancy "suCh a PRisS" Wheeler and realizing that they're actually really badass and kind and sweet and having a lot of gay feelings about that as they should

[the-sprog]

As most of you know very well, I've got the HTTYD brainworms. This has been a journey of "who the fuck is that" every time someone mentioned a character. Curse you English centric fandoms.

I've gotten attached to "characters react to the film" fics as well. I've read an astonishing number of them.

There's one scene in the first film that no one seems to think as worthy of notice as I do.

In the very first film, while Hiccup is still doing his narrative introduction, after he shoots down Toothless, he starts getting chased by a Monstrous Nightmare. Stoick, who was fighting with a different dragon at the time, leaves everything behind to go save him himself. When he's there the Nightmare tries to shoot fire at him. Unfortunately, it surpassed his shot limit, so it only sputters a bit of fire.

Stoick doesn't flinch at any of it. He looks at the Dragon and goes "you're all out" and starts fucking uppercutting it. He just starts punching the dragon in the face. That thing has razor sharp teeth.

Stoick wins.

He fucking fist fights a dragon and wins.

Ok this is not the first dragon he punches in the face, but it's the first that fucking turns tail and fucks off out of there. He wins this fight exclusively via punching it.

Y'know when Hiccup is like "they say when he was a toddler, he snapped a dragon's head clean off its shoulders. Do I believe that? Yes. Yes I do" or something like that? Well, me too Hiccup. Me too.

[starlooove]

Ppl will say fanon v canon doesn’t matter and it’s all jokes and I’m sooooo close to going sure sometimes and then I remember y’all removed a major role of one of the if not THEE most prominent black character in Bruce’s story who was created a whole decade before tim and gave it to tim based off a run where he literally handed the role back! Like IN THE COMIC Tim was CEO in name only and handed it back to Lucius relieved when he didn’t need to front anymore like.

[sleepy-crypt1d]

love people making jack this suave sexy put together badass like babe we are talking about a man who canonically wont say fuck and says "yahtzee" when hes excited