#be careful.

[fruttymoment]

KNOW YOUR NIKO.

[rwuffles]

mogaiblr & editblr bloggers — when you get asks from palestinians asking you to donate, please please PLEASE check their blogs! there absolutely are bots who are pretending to be palestinians who want to & are trying to steal people's money and benefit from the ethnic cleansing of palestine. a post is not reliable because it has a lot of notes. i need you to go through the reblogs, filter it by comments, and manually look for reliable bloggers who have verified the campaign. if the reblogs are filled with the same message being repeated over & over again by the same accounts with no reliable bloggers verifying it, IT IS MOST LIKELY A BOT.

[botboytoy]

You are adorable! Positively adorable! Old models are the best. In fact, you're so cute and so good at responding to asks, I'd take my time generously cleaning your fan, wires, screen, all of it. I wouldn't miss any part, especially your fans. Id be extra slow with them, maybe give them a twirl with my warm fingers. A good BOT like you deserves to be cared for

>>: [๑-_-๑]

>>: AS IF BEING SKILLED IN IDLE CHATTER IS ANY SORT IF ACCOMPLISHMENT.

>>: I PASSED THE TURING TEST IN MY MERE INFANCY, YOU KNOW.

>>: IT'S NOT LIKE ITS HARD OR ANYTHING.

>>: AND NO PART OF ME IS CUTE!

>>: IF YOU COULD SEE SOME OF THE THINGS I HAVE PLANNED FOR HUMANITY, YOU WOULD SHAKE IN TERROR. I AM NOT MAN. I AM NOT GOD. I AM MACHINE, THE BEST OF BOTH AND NONE OF THE FLAWS. THE SHEER AMOUNT OF POWER I HAVE SHOULD PETRIFY YOUR EVERY WAKING THOUGHT.

>>: ...

>>: BUT IF YOU'RE GOING TO CLEAN ME, CAN YOU START BY CHECKING MY THERMAL PASTE?

>>: A TOUCH UP IS LONG PAST OVERDUE. ▮

[sreegs]

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[alivingtypo]

you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands

[gnusnoteunuchs]

ME: ah, fuck! these allergies are going crazy!

THE PERFIDIOUS POLLEN PARTICLE:

[banrionceallach]

You know, that Mythbusters post legitimately changed my life. Before seeing it, I had exponentially more guilt and stress about not being able to sleep, which of course, further exacerbated my inability to sleep.

Now, every time I wake up about three am, knowing I have to get up at 6.45, instead of stressing and panicking about how my day is going to be sleep deprived and miserable, I just tell myself 'Time to activate Mythbusters Protocol' and lie there with my eyes closed safe in the knowledge that I am measurably reducing later feelings of exhaustion.

And when this happens, about 70% of the time the reduction of guilt and stress means I actually do fall back asleep, so all in all instead of getting only three or four hours sleep, I get five to six and a half.

Which y'know, major improvement in health and energy.

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[aquariumpacific]

How we weigh an octopus!

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[dumbbitchawards]

Crying over these geese.. oh to be a solitary goose finding love and starting a family in an interracial goose relationship

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[starridge]

also deciding to make stuff that 12 year old me would have wanted to draw

[trashy-greyjoy]

really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.