#beardedhandstoadshark

[kirby-the-gorb]

reply roundup!

reminder that there's actual stuff on the patreon once again, link in the pinned post :)

@capitalismdisruptedmybarbeque added an [image description] for blanket, thank you!

also thank you for all the boops, what a good website feature.

@optimus-jetpack asked: What is your favorite Kirby game? Probably asked before but I'm new to Tumblr and I love your drawings

my actual favorite is epic yarn, but if we're talking mainline only it's either crystal shards or forgotten land! I grew up with crystal shards and the design in forgotten land is super charming (as is the design in epic yarn lol). and thank you!

on [do not fuck with me] @nogoinghomegame said: roman reigns

how does it feel to be the funniest person on this website? I still think about this and it's been 2 months.

on [quicksand] @graycoin said: Yeah...that sounds like a rough day. :/ I hope all that leads to something better, at least.

thanks. I'll get the rest of the paperwork turned in this month and then we'll see I guess -n- (and thanks for all your other supportive words too)

on [pudding] @xurkitreeking said: I want to eat your art, i feel like it would make a satisfyingly cronch like one of those puffed air chip

omg that's so nice??? like puffed rice or something yeah, I can totally see what you mean

on [pudding] @ceylonsilvergirl said: I know things like spills are technically so small, but when you’re already at the end of your rope it’s fascinating how something like this can send you into a crying fit. you held it together so well for so long, and this was the straw that broke the camel’s back

ugh yeah sometimes when there's already So Much you just look at it and you're like. haven't I already been through enough. but it's like, kind of a "safe" thing to get upset about? because it's obvious to anyone there that it happened and that it's unambiguously negative, even if it is only minor, and it's also not like you're taking space away from someone else or whatever.

on [reborn] @ceylonsilvergirl said: I’m not allowed to watch any more, after I laughed so hard I gave myself an asthma attack

that's so tragic, this world is in shambles

they also did a delightful [expansion] of [outline] that's just so fun honestly, I love that every single object has the same gormless expression that kirby already had lol

on [bug] @theraphos said: me irl, literally i was about to clean the tub earlier and noticed this baby spider that was seriously just a fuckin. dot. i somehow managed to get it in a cup unharmed

whenever there's a spider in like, the shower, or the sink, I always worry so much about it going unnoticed and getting drowned until I know it's moved somewhere safer (we are a pro-spider household)

on [injection] @fakejtwelve said: I hope new meds work well for you 💜

thank you! so far I feel about as bad as usual except that my nose is finally not congested. which I guess is something. (it usually takes a couple months to really kick in so there is still grounds for hope!)

on [ghost] @11-eyed-rook said: this purple is a good purple thank you

there are many good purples in the world :)

anonymous asked: what is kirby's favorite swear word

honestly I think he's partial to "fuck", it's just got a good arrangement of consonants in it. easy to apply forcefully to a variety of scenarios.

on [eyebrows] @joekingv1 said: *asks baby what is their secret*

they definitely do not have a brown marker hidden behind their back :) don't bother checking you can trust them :)

on [pumpkin] @beardedhandstoadshark said: oh my god. Look at the lad. so round, so happy, so pumped (ha) to be here. no candles in and already glowing. happy halloween to everyone but especially this pumpkin (also as someone who can't cut circles for the life of me, let alone small ones, this seems genuinely impressive)

thanks! tbh my partner just handed me a steak knife and let me go, I smoothed it out some by just kinda like, jamming a finger in there to mush down any particularly jagged parts. it was a small pumpkin which probably helped.

@edgywithaheart asked: opinions on terminalmontages kirbo ?

excellent shape, excellent face. not all the jokes are For Me but clearly others enjoy them.

[poptart-cat-78]

Sure actually! Maybe you found stuff I hadn’t noticed yet haha :3

HI I SAW YOUR TAGS ON MY POST ABLUT SPM AND MM AND OMG YOU NOTICED PARALLELS TOO?! (sorry I’m excited)

YEA!!! Not many new ones and they’re kinda small but they’re there, I can list them if you want!!

[we-dont-talk-about-potato-nonono]

Heya, heard your requests were open, do you know hollow knight the game? Could you draw the player character (dunno if there's a name lol)

i heard the game but never play it before! i think this is the right player character. i hope so lol

i’m tagging my buddy @beardedhandstoadshark since they’re more familiar with this game :3

[zombiimaru]

@beardedhandstoadshark OH MY GOSH… Thank you so much for sharing this with me!! I genuinely appreciate it so much!! ( ๑ ˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و ♡ I’ll be more careful next time!

[beardedhandstoadshark]

Toast ghost then?

Sure why not >v<

[we-dont-talk-about-potato-nonono]

a gift art for my mutual @beardedhandstoadshark / @toastshark of their OCs! thank you for always leaving a nice and kind tags everytime i post my artwork :) it really boost my motivation to draw!

i really hope i did both Mage & Yel / postman’s design right. hope you like it!

[rainestormy-nights]

That anon is a bot who’s been sending music app that is also a virus to every tumblr user :(

https://www.tumblr.com/beardedhandstoadshark/744389567605522432/httpsplaygooglecomstoreappsdetailsid-comi

Oh thank you! It must be a copy/hack of one I already have because I have a non-virus that matches almost exactly. Thanks anon!

[beardedhandstoadshark]

https://www.tumblr.com/beardedhandstoadshark/783292900589125633/imagine-you-create-one-of-the-most-beautiful

Haha, this one

https://youtu.be/aLZun0gxXII?si=_rDt1SRQX7w71G6q

PFHAHAHAHAHAHA yea ok that's fair

But hey, on the other hand, a lot more people remember this song now than for the past century!

[we-dont-talk-about-potato-nonono]

mass attack on @toastshark / @beardedhandstoadshark’s cool OCs Deniz, Violet and Red!!!

[deiliamedlini]

Pixel Suggestions #1- Fishing Pond!

Thank you @beardedhandstoadshark for this one!! As you can see… this is why i need practice LOL But no, this was a fun first one to help me remember what I’m doing because… this isn’t quite what one is supposed to do 😅 (re: see the demon eel for proof of that). Can (hopefully) only get better!

[minnesotamedic186]

Just gonna paste this-:

#unfortunaly#behind the generic anime and bullshit gacha#is an actually well crafted game#dont get me wrong ​it 100% started out as a botw cashgrab like 5 years ago#but it since moved waaaaay past that#esp the newer stuff really pops off#the world‘s exceptionally well crafted both in looks and lore#characters got distinct personalities#the devs clearly have fun working on this game#Gacha is surpisingly one of the tamer ones#still pretty bad but at least not Guardian Tales (or literally every other f2p game I played ever)#you Do Not Need the gacha to enjoy the game AT ALL#that part is 100% just for the simps#and the ^big number go up^ folks who#feel the need to one shot any and everything in a singleplayer game for some reason#…which also make up most of the louder fandom unfortunaly ._.#the music is phenominal#hate everything else but don‘t dismiss the soundtrack just for its origin. Please#(really tho I despise the Gacha but would it kill people to critize that part without disregarding everything else too just cuz of source?)#…dont even play this game much lmao. Once a few months maybe. f2p too#but dismissals like that just irk me.#…also generic hot anime characters. That‘s. That‘s also a big reason for the existence of a fandom.#That part‘s accurate.

(via @beardedhandstoadshark)

can i be real with u for a second. i can't believe tjere's a real fandom for stuff like genshin impact. imagine if half your dash was posting about raid shadow legends. you'd think it was astroturf

[beardedhandstoadshark]

https://www.tumblr.com/beardedhandstoadshark/782612604306718720

Wait. We can eat this masterpiece??

If you can handle that amount of pure sugar, theoretically yeah!

[toastshark]

Hi!! Thanks for stopping by! :D

This is a sideblog to @beardedhandstoadshark where I post my occasional doodles and drawings!

And with occasional I mean everything from a few days to once every few months :D

Btw, since this is a sideblog, it means blocked people will still be able to see- and reblog- stuff here.

Please just be chill about queer folks, immigrants, and religions that aren't your own (yes, all of them), thank you.

✧⁎ Tags ⁎✧

toastshark drawings - used for full, proper drawings with effort. This is where the actually good stuff is

toastshark doodles - stuff that isn’t quite as polished as the drawings - just doodles! And also generally all the low quality stuff.

art requests - requested art lol

Original character do not steal [tm] - general tag across all my blogs for oc stuff

Disclaimer: This is just something I like to do in my free time, so the quality is gonna be wonky. If you want a really cool drawing, there’s lots of skilled artists out there doing commissions, and it’s worth to ask them! :D

Constructive criticism is appreciated! (As in, you "could’ve done this and this that way", not "you suck“. That one doesn’t help in any way, so it’s not constructive criticism.

DNI list here! It's for you, not me.

☆* Request rules *☆

Yeaaa I'm not really doing requests anymore. At least not proper full character drawings like everyone always wanted if they came here.

Giving someone multiple hours of my time and work for free, just to not even get something as simple as a "thanks", repeatedly, is tiring. Imagine baking a pie for free and the person never shows up to taste it. Again, and again, and again.

If my art sucks, please just tell me. Make it constructive, and there's even a way for it to change!

Anyways, keeping the rules under the cut in case I do open them up. But until then, thank you for your time, and I sincerely hope you enjoy the rest of this blog.

Stuff I‘ll draw:

Any fandoms; Videogames are preferred

1-2 characters

3+ characters only as sketches or chibis

OC‘s (yes that includes the rainbow ones. Especially the rainbow ones)

ships (including OC x canon, OC x OC) as long as it’s not disgusting, you know exactly what I mean

creepy stuff, light blood/gore (if it’s anything more than light I might still draw it but it’ll be posted on another blog)

with lineart by default, can also do lineless (check out some of the Kirbytober drawings if you wanna see what lineless will look like)

I WILL NOT DRAW:

fetishes

kink

incest

illegal ships

NSFW

stuff I just generally feel uncomfortable with

THERE WLL BE NO EXCEPTIONS.

Probably will also not draw furries or mechas. This ain’t on you I just really suck at drawing them lol. Also sometimes I simply know what to draw for requests so it kinda just gets abandoned. Sorry if your request was one of those!

Some additional stuff:

anatomy skills aren’t exactly developed yet

Technically this is a PEGI 12 rated blog, but it’s pretty much PEGI 7 most of the time

my own drawings are heavily leaning into cute and wholesome (I blame Kirby), so if you let me do my own thing it’ll probably have the same vibe

according to tumblr statistics there is a 47% chance I live on the other side of the planet from your location so please keep that in mind

If I don’t finish a request in 2 months I‘ll probs not do it. Sorry

Seriously, don’t demand things. I am putting time in for you FOR FREE. Appreciate it or go away.

And if you get a drawing and like it, please comment or reblog! :D

Your reactions fuel me

(Seriously though, while I personally only really care about reading comments/tags, likes on tumblr don’t work like everywhere else, there is no algorithm, they’re basically just an "eh. It’s cool i guess.“ Especially you want something specific with details and stuff, then a reblog‘s the trade-off. Not just on my blog- this goes for requests in general.)

Thanks for reading!!! (And hey, if you don’t wanna make a request and just read this for fun, the thanks still counts! :D)

[leveretmemerold]

@beardedhandstoadshark

I’VE GOTCHU COVERED

[beardedhandstoadshark]

https://www.tumblr.com/beardedhandstoadshark/779859234972139520?source=share

*Me wearing my pirate costume and ready to find that free treasure* Hmmmmm, You know what that means, OP...

Anon be like

[beardedhandstoadshark]

https://www.tumblr.com/beardedhandstoadshark/778869121956954112/do-your-ocs-have-pok%C3%A9mon-games-in-their-universe

Is the Ipear you mentioned is a reference to Icarly show?

https://icarly.fandom.com/wiki/Pear_Company

for the most part yeah, though replacing the Apple apple with different fruits seems fairly common in media when they wanna allude to tech brands (i mean it lends itself to it, who can blame them)