#bears in the woods

[lifeofloon]

We made it! First campside drinks for Lazy Bear 2023

[prettybearbutch]

butches/studs/mascs of Tumblr planning Halloween costumes: we can't possibly all be werewolves,it's not mathematically possible

[dramatic-dolphin]

i'll be honest the "man vs bear" thing is so fucking funny like the only way you've never ran into a man in a forest is if you've never been in a forest. when i'm in a forest and i run into a man (happened so far every time i've been hiking in a forest) what happens is i say "good morning" and he says "good morning" and then we continue on our way. on the other hand if i ran into a bear in the forest i would shit myself.

[laurenillustrated]

Winnie-the-Pooh 🍯

[vomits0cutely]

I want to give my 2 cents about the debate “would you prefer to be in the woods with a bear or a man?” So I wanted to give some reasons why picking a bear is the obvious answer:

Beforehand— The point is: it’s not that I will survive against the bear, it’s that I know how the bear will kill me.

• the bear will hurt you because he thinks you’re dangerous, the man will hurt because he knows your not.

• Both won’t stop if you say no, but the bear doesn’t understand what that means and the man does.

• With a bear the only fear is death.

• A bear sees a threat, a man sees an opportunity.

•The bear smelt fear, the man saw fear.

• A bear is violent by nature, a man is violent by choice.

• We can trust a bear to be a bear but can’t trust a human man to be humane.

• The worse thing a bear can do is kill you.

• The bear is doing it for survival, not fun.

• A bear will not seek my suffering.

• A bear can be reasoned with.

• The bear only has two thoughts: prey or escape.

• If I told someone a bear attacked me, they would believe me.

• They would find my body.

• Bears are more predictable.

• Bears is more likely to leave me alone.

• Bears only attack if that are hungry or scared.

• Bears will not act differently when it finds out you’re alone.

Bears attacking humans are 1 in 2.1 million.

Men attacking humans (women) are 1 in 4.

[thefantastician]

back when Sora got into Super Smash Bros

want more kingdom hearts comics?

[skelexguts]

I saw a lot my mutuals do this on twitter and thought why not tumblr,, If you like any of these that are shown,, I would love be mutuals!!! I’ve alot of interests but these are main ones!! :D

[animusrox]

The Bear (2022 - ) Season 3 Episode 2 “Next”

[tragicsiblings]

THE BEAR 3.02 “Next”

[expressions-of-nature]

by Seppo Rokkanen

[lifeofloon]

And just like that... we're going back for 2024! Woohoo!

The crazy rush to book campsites at 7am, 5 months out, is over and we got one!!!!! Yosemite is on for 2nd year in a row!

[ahsokatanoe]

THE BEAR 2.06 Fishes 2.10 The Bear

[bionic-vapour-boy]

what the fuck is will wood doing hes just going thru side quests now

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was walking in the woods and encountered a bear.

My first thought was, "Thank God it's not a man," then I was immediately pounced on by a leopard.

[tvuniverse]

THE BEAR → 3x02 Next

[lil-lemon-snails]

"I can't ignore what's under dancefloor boards, The rhythm of my heart a dead-as-disco beat, But I still move my feet, to slip out of this groove, I'm free" ~ 2econd 2ight 2eer, Will Wood, The Normal Album

I have been plagued with visions of LDR Sun every time I listen to this song and I NEEDED to get this out of my system @spadillelicious when do we get to smooch the boy pLEASE

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