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cowardlykrow · 7 months

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“Not my circus, not my monkeys”… Except those are his monkeys and they are the circus

#Okay so i think the idea is that Lautski is on a date and the terror duo were ABSOLUTELY stalking them #because of course they would #but (if they weren't already being the most obvious stalkers) they get caught #because then the seagulls descended #but listen okay #Why they attack (and how on earth they carried that weeb away) is up to you guys #because i dunno #i’m just here to make nonsense comics that give me a good chuckle #NPMD #nerdy prudes must die #for some reason i gave them different clothes sorta?is it obvi i dont have a sense of style at all #Pete Spankoffski #Stephanie Lauter #Richie Lipschitz #Ruth Fleming #Also i don’t know why but when it comes to drawing comics #i forget who anatomy is #i seriously don’t know her #esp when it comes to arms? Lord do i hate arms #Art #fanart #Also this whole comic stems from a story about seagulls stealing sausage links?#that's all i got for you #also im so sorry steph my beloved #i can not draw you at all and this is a curse i carry like a ball and chain #starkid #hatchetfield #//Komic

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llitchilitchi · 21 days

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more Slovak Miku! this time in folk dress from Čajkov with its iconic horned cap

#ert #watercolour art #hatsune miku #vocaloid #ťumbľr #čumblr #czsk #this was both a lot of fun and Absolute Hell to paint #she's holding a bouquet of canola flowers because they are commonly grown in western slovakia for oil #and every time we drive thru Tekov there's posters talking about tourism in this area and theres canola fields in the photos #big fan of canola its very liminal and not of this world #it is also an inside joke with my friend #her hair should be covered but I thought it would look really pretty coming out of the cap #it should be ribbons normally because yknow caps should cover hair #the whole time I was painting this I felt like I cursed her (wearing a cap before marriage is bad luck)

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here-comes-the-moose · 2 years

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One of my favorite things I have seen in Bad Batch fan works and headcanons is Omega learning (and repeating) a curse word not from Crosshair, the problem child youngest brother, but from Echo, the responsible mom of the group.

#this is something that is so funny to me you have no idea #it’s probably because my fmaily has a long tradition of kiddos learning and repeating curse words from their moms #also you absolutely KNOW that Crosshair and Wrecker would be DYING of laughter #meanwhile Echo is simultaneously horrified and insisting it couldn’t have been him she learned the word from #star wars tbb #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #tbb echo

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ryllen · 10 months

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Watch 'My Daemon',

it's about a very good boy & a very good dog,

told in in very good stories.

#my daemon #kento tachibana #anna #netflix #absolutely hire me for advertising i am good with words #we all love bitter sweet tragedies #it is tragic how humanity quickly deemed something as cursed just because they are different from them #fanart #i know y'all encounter this fanart bcs literally nothing else is served on tumblr dot com

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goldiipond · 4 months

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ttyd is an amazing game because all of your general information about enemies/npcs/areas is provided to you by a heavily opinionated college student

#skye's ramblings #now that i've beaten ttyd here's some of my favorite goombella commentary because i am absolutely obsessed with her #i used her on every room n npc i came across the entire game she is so fucking funny. goombella tell me everything. goombella drag this man #this doesn't even cover the tattle logs either. she's everything to me #my favorite of these is probably the palace of shadow one. buried palace housing a 1000 yr-old demon of hatred may indeed be cursed

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katiefratie · 6 months

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I don't think this is gonna happen but taking the gem out better not "cure" Lydia of needing a wheelchair like yes I know thats a huge/the reason she's there but Years of that physical stress cannot be undone just like that I will be so upset

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #im tagging this only for spoiler blocking reasons if you start anything with me here i will block you so fast #d20 already isnt great at handling disabilities #the inclusion of people is great absolutely!#but like aelwyn constantly being awake and in an orb for months should have affected her #gunnies whole everything is just wow insane wild that they did any of that #and i literally like him!#just dont take this away because the cured the magical gem curse

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bunnieswithknives · 19 days

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So, was that tag mentioning "fairy deer lycanthropy" /j or /srs ?

#Maybe #I dont know #Im thinking about it #I want you to know every time im like 'ooooh I have this idea im not going to do it though' I am looking at my audience with big beady eyes #Mostly I do that to gauge interest because if I really didnt want to do it I wouldnt bring it up #almost no one has said anything about it but I am in fact insane about bodyhorror #Id have to figure out the logistics tho and I think thats my biggest roadblock rn #I have to make a design also I have to come up with a justification for how the fuck fairy lycanthropy works #because I am absolutely not making it canon that fairy bites just do that #maybe its partially somatic #I have no idea if thats the word im looking for #like he gets the idea in his head that itll happen and because of the magic in his blood he accidentally curses himself #that would be so beautiful #deep down he knows hes a monster and he starts externalizing that...#oh god im talking myself into it #fop nature au

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amanitacurses · 2 months

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socialistexan · 8 months

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Me showing up at a Turning Points USA meeting.

#doctor who #curse of fenric #saved by the power of communism #absolutely dope that this series decided that nah its not christian imagry that ward off vampires its faith #so connunism can ward off vampires #which is consistent with lore #the only reason people aossicate crucifix and christian imagery with killing vampires is because thats the only form of faith presented #g-d i love classic doctor who

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fatedroses · 2 months

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Sometimes a light party is a machinist loporrit, a rogue moogle chef, an ex-assassin healer, and the former prince of Garlemald.

#ffxiv #concept #sketch #zenos yae galvus #adventurer zenos #oc #tsukiko date #camilla lunae #kukuti and roboway #the healer and tank duo from hell #<- this will forever be my favorite tag to put when zenos and tsu are in the same picture LMAO #ill let you guys imagine what kukuti is yelling at zenos for #I wanted the concept to basically be that this team looks absolutely ridiculous and that zenos is protecting a group of tinies #but theyre also just actually scarily efficient at the hunts and jobs theyre given #...it also looks like they operate like a world of final fantasy stack in this picture and ive cursed myself with that thought now #->its totally not me just struggling to put tsu in frame with zenos so I have to put her on his shoulders #im also probably gonna give roboway a mech suit down the line because it would be funny

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pucksandpower · 11 months

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I am asking Tifosi (and anyone else who would like to join in) of all faiths to please spare a prayer (or two … or ten … or fifty) for Charles Leclerc

#i am convinced that someone cursed him #we need to collectively cleanse his spirit #my heart genuinely just breaks for him because he has done absolutely nothing to deserve this 😭#f1 #formula 1 #formula one #charles leclerc #cl16 #scuderia ferrari #brazilian gp 2023 #brazil gp 2023

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wuxian-vs-wangji · 3 months

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If Rain breaks Payu's rules, he gets a punishment.

Rain isn't mad at all about Payu not texting him like he had promised weeks before he would-

Rain probably dismissed those as just words, maybe even forgot.

Payu is showing Rain that he takes those words very seriously. That is a Rule- "Rain's" Rule (quotes because he came up with it on Rain's behalf). A foundation of their relationship as much as Payu's own Rules of "no cursing" and "responsibilities come first".

Even though Rain has said nothing about Payu being out of reach and not texting him, Payu needs to acknowledge that the Rule was broken. Especially since this is the first violation of "Rain's" Rule.

He asks for forgiveness wholeheartedly and sincerely, and waits patiently for Rain's forgiveness. A Dom who takes and never gives is no Dom, that's an abuser, and it's how Sky ended up hurt so horrifically. Payu is the example of the true and genuine Dom- someone who respects their sub with the same wholehearted care and devotion as they expect to receive. No matter if it's a big or small mistake.

#payu #rain #payurain #love in the air #lita #also shoutout to novel-payu because you see there that the rules are bendable within reason #the best example would be an instance where rain is overworked; hasn't slept in days; hasn't EATEN in days #he has an absolute meltdown and is yelling profanities about his professors and making up for lost time with the cursing #and at no point does punishing him even cross payu's mind #he just sits there patiently and feels genuinely bad for how hard it is on rain #he then tricks rain into getting one night of good sleep by swearing he will wake him up within an hour #and then because he knows rain will be upset about missed time- payu stays up and works on rain's model to keep him on track #and then asks for a temporary rule that each day rain has to have a 30 minute meal with only payu and no homework #so payu can make sure rain is eating; rain gets a mental break; and they can just spend a bit of time together as boyfriends

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caliburn-the-sword · 1 year

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imagine if regina realised she wanted kids like 18 years earlier and accidentally adopted emma swan. how fucking funny would that have been. she goes to ALL this effort to ruin snow's life and then ends up raising her daughter

#it would have worked. she wanted gretel all for herself. she could have defo realised sooner #ouat #once upon a time #emma swan #regina mills #emma: hey mum how come you look exactly the same in this photo from when you first adopted me to how you do now #regina: skincare routine #emma: no seriously you don't look much older than me #regina: don't think too hard about it it's fine #ofc hearing emma's name on the first night makes rumpelstiltskin wake up instantly #he'd end up staring at them through the bushes like how tf did this happen. what a turn of events #but also the curse ending because regina finds it within herself and learns to love and they break the curse naturally no conflict needed >#but also the absolute DRAMA this would cause in season 2 because like to the charmings!! the evil queen still won!!#anyway. it's late at night and i'm just in a silly goofy mood #no more nonsensical ramblings from me for today

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bluehairperson · 6 months

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Sometimes I see posts about how "I, Strahd" Tatyana has the personality of a cardboard but I don't think I agree honestly.

We only see her in very few scenes (all from Strahd's POV) and she's always very gentle and soft spoken.

Which makes completely sense since she was a lowborn orphan trying to make a good impression on her future brother in law, who is not only the ruler of the valley but also a feared war criminal. Of course she would try to be as nice as possible in front of him.

I also think that Strahd was extremely genuine in thinking he was in love with Tatyana, it's just that he never really knew her the way Sergei did. He only knew a facet.

#she went customer service mode #Strahd mentions that in the months she stays at Ravenloft he finds new reasons to fall in love with her day after day #so even if his attraction to her was absolutely superficial at first I do think he really liked her going on #he's so difficult to please I think he would have just tried to fish for other reasons to dislike her if his attraction wasn't genuine #especially because he really wanted to hate her before meeting her #also being just kind and gentle is a completely valid personality honestly #I don't think she's any less interesting or well rounded just because we're mainly shown that side of her #plus I say she's soft spoken but she also curses the gods when Sergei dies and immediately thinks of looking for Lady Ilona to bring himbac #so we could say she's also resolute and very quick thinking #also I was thinking of Tatyana as a general concept at first but then I remembered they completely changed her in 5e #so her dyamic with Strahd is obviously different cause they also knew eachother before Sergei arrived #because god fucking forbid 5e Strahd to fall in love with a peasant I guess #in the beautiful world in my mind I often forget I Strahd isn't the 5e canon oof #this post was brought to you by the Taty Appreciators Gang #not art #curse of strahd #strahd von zarovich #ravenloft

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littlepissbabee · 6 months

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John dory and guy diamond would be sooo interesting together because like their first interactions would probably be something like guy diamond yelling things like "YOU LET MY BABY DRIVE YOUR VEHICLE" at JD and hes just like "um her name is rhonda" and guy diamonds like "YOU LET MY B A B Y DRIVE YOUR R H O N D A" and its very wild and guy diamonds questioning why he ever liked brozone and then TINY DIAMOND pops uh like "daddeh stop yelling at uncle JD, i had my learners permit!!" And guy diamonds turns to look at his son so gosh darn quick and he yells out "W H O??!!??!!??!!" And its a whole mess

#why dont i write fanfiction #i have so many ideas and so little time #curse you job #AUUUGGGGGGHHHH #trolls #trolls band together #trolls world tour #?#ig #john dory #guy diamond #tiny diamond #itd be sooo fun to write this out #and omg imagine JD and floyd move in with branch and that causes the two to now be seen more around pop village #and guy diamonds quietly screaming inside because oh my god the guy who put my child in absolute danger now lives just a few steps away omfg #he'd be so dramatic abt it omg #ugh i love me #i also need to rewatch the movies

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terrified-spider · 24 days

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I just finished a commission for @starry-eyed-kiddo, of his OC Beatrice Stillwater, dancing with Rudolph van Richten! (:

My commissions are still open, feel free to shoot me a message if you're interested in some art! (:

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