#bee's thoughts

[trashwithvariety]

I told myself I wasn't going to listen to Hozier while reading Hannigram fic because I was saving my Hozier associations for Emmrook...

I've made a terrible mistake because now every song in Unreal Unearth Unending is Hannigram coded

It's like they knew I started moving on to something else and latched on even harder. Toxic ass murder couple... I love them sm ;~;

[wylldebee]

Thinking of an Aasimar Dark Urge. I know it wouldn't be possible given the Durge is a literal piece of Bhaal made from his own flesh. But imagine it for a moment. A Bhaalspawn infused with heavenly power. It's tucked away, hidden from the god of murder and his favoured child. Nobody knows it's there. Then the Durge loses their memory. They tap into their aasimar power, and sprout the skeletal wings of the Fallen Aasimar. If the Durge resists Bhaal and rejects him, depending on their alignment, they either become a Protector, a Scourge, or remain a Fallen. Or you could choose what Subrace they become. Just a thought.

[tiltheendofthaline]

Me finding out I had to have surgery:

Me when I wake up after surgery and it hurts:

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

you dont mean that

[sunsbleeding]

[orionfrommars]

Happy Holidays from the sillies!!

[Please do not steal, trace, repost or modify my work]

[zorangezest]

thanks for listening

[baseonezero]

18+ jake

its so scary when jake gets horny. he genuinely turns into a whole different person — or rather he turns animalistic. once he gets his hands on you, you're all his until he physically can't move anymore.

it'd start with him fingering you. he'd then have you ride his face and after two orgasms, you're pretty exhausted by that point but he would say that it was just a warmup.

he'd follow up by eating you out until his mouth got tired so then he'd fuck you in several different positions, only stopping after using up every single drop of energy. it was very similar to waking up drunk after a long night of heavy drinking. he'd wake up still feeling horny, using the bits of energy he'd gained from his sleep to stuff your cunt with his cock, slowly fucking into you as he kisses and bites onto your shoulder from behind.

"love the way you just take me," he'd mumble against your soft skin, biting onto it and then licking over it. "could do this all day and night again."

[rooniearts]

I think Galahad should be allowed at least one(1) free smack for Vector and Charmy, as a treat

Trust me, he's very much exceeded his "one free smack" pass on their first encounter ALONE. They're the ones who ought to get to tease him as a treat

[goatlilly]

Fun AU idea for Miraculous

So like…. Miraculous, but small. I thought, what if Master Fu was trying to make power ups without the grimoir and accidentally did something that age locked all the miraculous, making it so that they can only be used by elementary schoolers? (All except the Turtle, cuz he was wearing it.) I know, it makes no sense, but like….

Miraculous. But small. Really I just wanted Manon as Ladybug. And just the idea of Marinette as the Turtle running around and trying to coral all these little kids with superpowers while trying to fight Akkumas is just… really really funny to me. So yeah—you’ve got Chris as the cat and Alya’s twin sisters as the Fox and the Bee. And that’s the ida. :)

Heroes

Lore

Bonus Art

[mintbees]

I only had a passing familiarity with Kendrick Lamar until this morning so this is how im reading the genius lyrics annotations

[trashwithvariety]

You know what actually kind of pisses me off about the fact that you can't really make your Rook much older in game, is that an Emmrich romance with an older Rook would have been infinitely sweeter in the grand scheme of things.

Older romances are so much more fulfilling to me because they've both already lived their lives, they both have pasts that aren't connected. There is something so heartwarming and beautiful about finding love at an older age.

And an Emmrich who chose love and family over his fear of death would hit so much better (in my opinion) if Rook was also feeling some of that personal loss of never having started a family or was also too focused on their work or something like that, so he could be living for them instead of trying to become a lich (I personally do not like to make Emmrich a lich but to each their own).

Also even if you headcanon your Rook to be older, the dialogue options not being truly like a diplomatic option or a tougher option and just being vaguely different ways of saying the same thing, make it hard to really change how your Rook talks. I feel like (again, my opinion) an older Rook would be more diplomatic, their tone might been more even, though I might just want Inquisitor-like diplomacy.

I'm losing the plot but y'all get what I mean right

[dustdotorg]

it’s so funny like at the time of watching it i didn’t think it was odd how cobel knew exactly where to drill into petey’s head to get the chip out and how to get it out and so fast too on her covert funeral brain chip heist mission etc etc bc she’s insane and of course she knew all this, she’s the #1 Lumon Fangirl, she memorized each manual—

only to now find out that she CREATED the damn concept and math for the evil brain chips. with handwritten notes and drawings. so yeah OF COURSE SHE KNOWS ALL THIS.

show of all time.

[tiltheendofthaline]

I wanna talk about some characters I've only created in my head but it's spoilers for way down the line and I want the readers to have this moment of realisation when the characters are introduced

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

alphabet bakery

[sunsbleeding]