#beejtrap

[majorbaby]

i have really neglected the beejtrap agenda in recent months huh? anyway, trapper would call BJ "honeycunt" and claim that's "just how we say it in Boston"

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"watch out for your goodies bj! that man is a sex maniac! DON'T LET HIM KISS YOU BJ!"

[remyfire]

Putting them in their Get Along shirt today

[transgayhawkeyepierce]

Im just imagining that after being friendzoned by BJ the entire time they were in korea, hawkeye walks in on beejtrap fucking and develops a trapper complex of his own

SCREAM!!!!

[offyoupop-easypeasy]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: MASH (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: B. J. Hunnicutt/"Trapper" John McIntyre Characters: "Trapper" John McIntyre, B. J. Hunnicutt Additional Tags: One Night Stands, Strangers to Lovers, To Strangers Again, BJ's Lying Complex, BJ's manpain, Complicated Relationships, deflection and half-truths, implied traphawk, pre beejhawk Summary:

“Well, I guess misery attracts company,” he says, toasting you ironically. You furrow your brow at him.

“Isn’t it ‘loves’?” you ask, vaguely confused.

“You can’t love me, you don’t even know my first name,” he says in feigned indignation.

“Well then, what’s your first name?” you ask gamely. He stares at you for a long moment. “Or is that a hard question for you?”

He grins in acknowledgment of your hit. “You’d be surprised."

*

In which two men meet, drink, and talk a lot without saying much. Or, in which Trapper gets his dick sucked.

[stroyent]

beejtrap for the ship game :3

very smart of me to reblog that and immediately go to bed xD thank you <3

Ship It

What made you ship it? I could go on about them both fulfilling the same function of being Hawkeye's best friend and other meta like that, but I'd be lying. At some point I just realized they would have the hottest sex ever, and I immediately had to go read some fic. At the moment, their tag on ao3 has got 10 works, which is infinitely greater than 0, but critically not enough for me! (I haven't read even half of them yet, what am I talking about)

What are your favorite things about the ship? Ough. The freedom we've got in playing with them like dolls (or smashing them like protons in a collider): they never even met, so anything could happen! The fact they're so different, but probably have more in common than they think! Girldad bonding!

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? The ship isn't big enough to have a mainstream... idk, set of tropes, sooo uhhh? Not yet :)

[marley-manson]

Have my favourite crack ship for bingo: Beejtrap 😈

And my favourite femslash ship Margaret/Lorraine 💖

Two Mash eras, each alike in dignity... lol I could definitely roll with it but I can't say I understand it. The highly specific situation would be like... I think it would be funniest as a fling that awakens something in BJ and he only finds out it was Trapper later.

I want what they have is a stand in for "genuinely think they'd be a good healthy positive relationship." My fave Margaret ship, I think they complement each other really well and Lorraine would be a great influence on Margaret, as she was in the show.

Thank you!

[tomatoluvr69]

📓 :)

Omg HELLO..........ok here’s where I break out the goofiness, simply because you’re not in the absolute madman’s land that’s the discord nsfw channel and don’t get to hear my harebrained schemes >:) not that this is that bad. But it certainly ain’t jerking any tears. Ok bad word choice now I have to resist any obvious jokes which is HARD. And also I am white-knuckled here resisting dropping a specific airbrushed fan art that remains in the Hall of Fame in the fucked up art gallery in my head ANYWAYS.....

It’s time to talk BEEJTRAP BABY.............it’s been knocking around the feral hivemind awhile and at first I was like hahaha lmao funnie. But now it’s got its silly little hooks in my brain and won’t let go. I’ll probably leave it on the back burner awhile because I don’t want to step on any toes, but I’ve long had this lighthearted idea for an AU where Hawkeye gets sent home instead of Trapper and BJ comes in to replace him which is very compelling to me because WHAT is that relationship even like without Hawkeye for BJ to be fixated on and jealous over. And also Hawkeye is uniquely compatible with each of the other two, but I don’t necessarily think they have similar enough sensibilities to reach the level of friendship with each other that each of em had with Hawk. So it’s a fun opportunity for a lot of stupid shenanigans and dumb little in-jokes with the readers like how would THIS have played out with fucking Beejtrap?

Basically I have them good friends by necessity and also both COMPLETELY mystified and oftentimes annoyed with the other. And also, like psychosexually obsessed with the other. Mostly Beej though, trapper’s chillin. Basically everything comes to a head when Trapper says word for word “you want to fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid” and BJ goes argh grrrr grrrr bark rrrrrrrr grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but then they have comically bad sex (BJ’s fault) and that’s the end of it.

But I had SO much fun writing my silly little Carl The Handyman (actually his last name was Thehandyman thanks to bigyellowtaxis/springsteens) seduces BJ fic that I’m chomping at the bit to write another goofy little thing like that. :) and bless you I know you don’t read or write fanfic but I’m also desperate to hear your Beejtrap headcanons so. Might be sliding into an ask box near you to get a lil peek into your brain >:)

[hhawkeye]

trapper cant ride a motorbike but he winks at bj and asks for a ride home and bj is seething but hes like Sure climb on. and trapper holds his giant arms around bjs waist and it awakens something in bj and he almost crashes like twelve times because hes trying not to let his angry thoughts become gay thoughts

[mycenaae]

here are my thoughts on who goes where in terms of... what ships they work best for. in My Opinion:

beejhawk - bj goes to maine!!!!! at least at first. i do also enjoy hawkeye goes to california but it requires bj to make the first move and i think bj going to maine is always a good first move in that regard. also lets him meet daniel, an incredibly pivotal moment in any beejhawk dynamic, to me.

pegbeejhawk - hawk goes to california, but specifically because peg invites him. again, A Hunnicutt Must Make The First Move but i think hawkeye going to cali to have a fun and sexy throuple and then, perhaps, all of them wintering in maine (rip bj and peg)... the superior option here.

beejtrap - i think the canon trapper john spinoff, trapper john md, said it best when it said: daddy long dick just landed in san francisco baby whats up

[boeing747]

god remembering that one week where i went insane bc i couldnt sleep and wrote some extremely awful beejtrap interactions

[majorbaby]

they're boyfriends

[t00thpasteface]

i will say a beejtrap sounds like some sort of nefarious fellatio-based trickery. got 'im with the ol' beej trap 🪤

[remyfire]

UGH might be finally starting to bounce back from the two and a half weeks of crushing depression and anxiety because suddenly I am deeply craving writing with a fiery passion. Oh I miss it. Oh I hope I can do it again soon. I have so many more tasks to accomplish before I can let myself think about writing without guilt.

[angryhausfrau-writes]

Do you plan to write any beejtrap scenes in the This Is What You're Fighting For series?

Maybe?

Tbh I don't have any real plans for the next installment atm. But I think the tension and the setup is certainly there and it would be fun to write. It's just sort of like? what series of circumstances would have that come about? like where they'd be together and Hawkeye wouldn't be there too

Maybe at a medial conference? ooh ok that would actually be fun. Like they're both presenting maybe? Or Trapper is and BJ is like grudgingly congratulatory? Cuz I do think they're still fairly adversarial at this stage - and maybe always tbh cuz BJ's got a lot of issues imo. And they get drinks or something and one thing leads to another etc.

I will probably have to write this now though idk when the fuck that's gonna happen. I'm busy like every weekend in november and most of december at this point. Something for the future I guess

[leonardcohenofficial]

when my beejtrap fic drops when i have enough free time to think about fic again months from now you will all know the truth