#beer hangs

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

Want a beer? Eh, probably more than one

[admireroffatguys01]

[ryan-sometimes]

Unpopular opinion, but cemeteries shouldn’t be considered a dark, scary place. I hate it when people say goths are disrespecting the dead when they go spend time in graveyards (although standing on tombs and being a nuisance is in fact disrespectful)

If you were dead, wouldn’t you want people to keep you company? That’s a person’s final resting place. Would you want people to leave you alone as if you were something repulsive? No. You’d want people to be around, filling the air with laughter and life.

When I die I want people to hang out around my grave as if I were there too. Crack jokes about me, laugh about what I’d say or do if I were there. It makes me so sad to see people treating the dead as if they’re repulsive. Imagine how lonely that would be!

[kingkatsuki]

Thinking about Pro-Hero Dynamight falling in love with a lawyer because he has to keep going into court to give witness statements.

It’s about the only thing he can tolerate when he has to take time out of his day, time that could be spent doing literally anything else other than giving evidence. Whenever he sees that you’re assigned to a case it’s as though his entire demeanour changes, instead of paying attention to the judge or the sentencing his focus is now on you across the room. Paying a little more attention whenever you start speaking to give your opening statements.

And when it’s his turn to approach the stand, he’s always a little combatative because he cherishes the way you scrunch your nose irritation whenever he tells you to repeat yourself, because you know from experience that he heard every fucking word.

You make it your mission to give everyone that can’t afford legal aid a chance at a fair trial, so you don’t discriminate who you counsel— something that irks Bakugou to no end when he finds out you’ve chosen to defend a scummy villain that he caught red-handed. Storming into your office after hours one evening— still in full hero costume and seething because he doesn’t want you to do it.

[heavysambino]

Just hanging around <3

(This is an old photo, but I love it 😭)

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Off the grid König just shifted something in my brain… where do I get a man like this

Off the grid people are CRAZY you should def try to hook up with one. They're adorable and tough and hairy and will always treat you like a princess whether you like it or not.

It's just that you can't find them anywhere and when you do accidentally bump into one, he might offer you some dumpster dived fish or a nice roakdill badger cooked in cream. Then he'll give you a lecture on Carrington Event and complains how hot it is, he needs to take off his shirt (the room temperature is like 15°c)

[thebestbooksaround]

Dear fic writers,

I need a fic of 704 from Tommy's perspective of first re-meeting the 118 -> how he became friends with Eddie -> listening to Eddie bring up Buck in every convo they have -> Evan coming on the scene and making a mess of things -> the kiss.

Please and thank you. I can offer two cookies, 1 kudos, and a rambling comment.

[admireroffatguys01]

[hauntedglitchfoxinspector]

This is your reminder that if you want to outgrow those pants, you need to finish everything I put in front of you~! You know you can do it. Finish off that brand new two liter while you're eating that extra large pizza. We both know you look your hottest when your belly is distended~ 🥵💦

[aiiaiiiyo]

[belly-buffet]

Belly pride

[butterbelly]

Grab it

[yansurnummu]

this is quick i just had to doodle my new dragonknight in cargo shorts. i'm obsessed with her

[junkinthetrunkchunkinthefront]

Is this a work appropriate outfit? I keep gaining weight for some reason and now all of my T-shirts are like this… every time I move my shirt rolls up and my belly peaks out and everyone keeps staring 😳

Surely it’s not because of the drawer of fattening snacks I keep under my desk 😅

[admireroffatguys01]

[lord-radish]

imagine thinking that trans men are inherently bad or evil or predatory on the basis of gendered privilege and societal power structures. cringe