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clumsyyhearts · 3 years

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Kaz is Inej’s mean sarcastic bitch of a boyfriend. Kaz is also Inej’s very nice very sweet “sir and ma’am may I pay for dinner” boyfriend

#the duality of man truly #kaz being a massive suck up in canon gives me so many brainworms #he’s a country boy. he’s a county boy and he’s got manners #also he’s the fucking meanest little bitch #one second he’s playing cards with her father. next minute hes cutting off some guys thumb for skimming at the tables.#i just love inej’s nice little bf how sweet #kanej #six of crows

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filmnoirsbian · 3 years

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I love kindness I love kind people I love people who are friendly to everyone and open with their hearts and I love being open with mine However. There is much to be said for being good friends with someone who is permanently grumpy and you don't even realize it because they're always sweet with you so when you mention them and all your mutual acquaintances immediately say "Oh I know them, they're such a bitch" you're like ????? Wym????

#when i first met tyler he was being a bitch but i assumed it was bc he'd had a bad day #because during the trip we worked together he was so funny and nice to me and we really hit it off #and then for months whenever i mentioned being friends w him alllll our coworkers were immediately like hello??? why??? he's so mean #and i was shocked!!!! i was like you must not know him don't call him mean >:(#but then ofc it turns out tyler is a massive bitch he's just sweet with a select group of people which is very funny #we were talking abt this the other day bc apparently another fa he'd just met called him a sweetheart and tyler literally said #'you clearly don't know me.'#and he told me abt it and i was like wtf. only i can call u a sweetheart. opposite of 'only i can call my bff a bitch >:('#tcp #tyler

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redrobin-detective · 3 years

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I’ve seen a couple of headcanons that Maddie’s maiden name was Walker and she was the grandaughter of the ghost warden Walker. It is a headcanon I have thoroughly embraced because it makes his interactions with Danny so much better.

Walker probably has a vague idea of his descendants as so would peg Danny as family upon first meeting and just... I can see Walker being so mortified with the idea of a member of his family being a criminal that he throws the frigging book at Danny so no one accuses him of favoritism. He keeps trying to get his obnoxious, rule-breaking great grandson back onto the straight and narrow and accidentally going way overboard.

#Walker being related to Danny is so damned funny #how many books/movies have the hero and villain be related and its a massive source of angst?#here its just Walker being annoying this punk is giving him a bad name #and Danny being like 'hey mom that grandpa you mentioned you were close to who died? was he like a total stick in the mud bitch boy?'#its a source of cringe for both of them #they just try not to think about it #every now and again walker will awkwardly be like 'so hows your mom?'#and Danny has to do that awkward family think of like 'yeah everyones fine thx for asking'#its my new favorite headcanon

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bastardwhoisnamedrat · 2 years

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eyeless jack sketch page for the soul

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mistressemmedi · 2 years

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gossip time: according to what is said on the streets of Monaco, Charles and Charlotte had an argument at the club and she got off and left him there. The reason for this argument was that Charlotte didn't comfort him much after the race.

I love that I'm the first person the streets of Monaco think of when there's hot goss to be shared

#that being said #charles was probably a massive bitch to deal with after yesterday's race [rightfully so]#so even*I* wouldn't approach that ticking time bomb #anon #q&a #Anyways for legal purposes this is a joke

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duckapus · 2 years

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Ducktales: For the Love of Duck

An episode idea for my hypothetical season four.

Donald, Daisy and the clone twins are in Greece during their boat trip around the world, and run into Selene and Storkules, who are there to visit some of their family. Since said family is the Greek Pantheon, things quickly go wrong. Namely, Hera decides that she’s bored and remembers that she doesn’t like the McDucks(because their confusing family structure gets on her nerves) or Storkules(because mythological adaptation accuracy), so she forces Daisy and Storkules to compete for Donald’s affections.

And I do mean forced. Neither of them want to do this, since Storkules is clearly the captain of the S.S. Donsy, Daisy cares a great deal for Storkules and doesn’t want to fight him over something like this, and both of them are quite frankly disgusted that their beloved Donald is being treated like he’s just some trophy. But, if they don’t compete he dies, so compete they will.

Meanwhile, Selene, May and June are stuck in the audience and trying to stop this madness before someone gets hurt.

#ducktales #donald duck #daisy #may duck #june duck #storkules #selene #greek gods #hera #being challenged by the gods never ends well #hera is a bitch #but what else is new #donkulaisy is endgame fite me #letting the fowl supersoldiers have free reign was a massive mistake on the gods' part #hera: i think i will cause problems on purpose

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you-are-so-much-better-than-that · 2 years

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'cause i need to hear the rest of the wild uncle story, you may get more questions... 👀

18 & 26

18. Ever cheated on a test?

Nope! I was way too scared. One time I wanted to write the formulas on a tiny piece of paper and bring it to a math test but I was too afraid of getting caught.

26. Have you ever won a contest?

Nope! Not once! My sister has won tickets to two concerts, a comedy show, engagement photography, and a piece of creepy Saint art at a church raffle. I have never won anything. But I did buy a lottery ticket and maybe I'll win 60 million who knows!

#Wedding update: YOU GUYS #Drunk uncle came back!!#He was being really dramatic #He was definitely drunk but he was also leaning into it walking all Mr. Bean like #And he goes to the groom's cousin who had kicked him earlier #And this guy is MASSIVE #Like he can bench press like three people probably #And he tells him he's come back to fight him #Massive cousin just kinda ignored. So drunk uncle starts talking shit to his wife.#So massive cousin tells him if he doesn't shut up he's gonna bitch slap him #(loosely translating the Arabic threat here. The threat is more slap him and drag his face across the floor?)#And then drunk uncle's brother steps in! And he's PISSED.#And they're both shoving each other #Please keep in mind these are grown ass adults with adult children. These men are like late 50s early 60s.#So my sister who married into this family (the groom is her brother in law) steps in because she thinks she's tough #Both drunk uncle and pissed off uncle yell at her to back off and get out of their way because they wanna fight each other #So my brother in law sees my dumb sister and goes to drag her away #Eventually they calm drunk uncle down and stick him in his ex wife's car with some water so he can sober up #And I THOUGHT that was IT #But as I was leaving I saw him trying to come back inside!!#What a mess #Those are all the wedding updates I'm on my way home now #Ask game

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rayshippouuchiha · 2 years

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Am I one of the few people the see this blog that actually dislikes the whole idea of a yandere and hates the yandere aus?

like i get some of the appeal, I guess but it doesn't make much sense to me.

I guess its because of my distaste for obsession based stories and how some of the ones I find are found family based and that rubs me really really wrong. I think its the Stockholm syndrome thing the whole idea has got going on. like if the story itself is not horror genre and there's a yandere there is not a chance in hell that I will go anywhere near that story unless I'm looking for some kind of context for something ive seen be used a lot.

I just really dont like the yandere stuff and like I get it, its not for me and I do ignore it, i just wanted to share my opinion on that kinda thing because you have so many yandere aus.

okay

#RayRambles #honestly not sure how else to respond to this without coming off as a massive bitch #thanks for being polite in the message though I guess?#I do appreciate that

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uninspiringdyke · 2 years

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Do you just maintain your blog or do you make friends by chatting too?? Asking for a friend

LOL i'm certainly down for making friends!! im just an aggressive femme (and have. some less than desirable qualities) so making friends is hard for me. im like the very loud small dog at a dog park who likes to boss around the big ass pitbulls and GSDs lmao

#type 8 femmes are insane and i know bc i am one LOL #me on my silly little blog: its about drive its about power its about being a massive bitch

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maxellminidisc · 2 years

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I have a long night ahead of me babysitting so astrology girlies, thought to pass the time?

#also im like literally dying my period is being a massive bitch today :(( i wanna kill my useless organs!!!#period mention

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blackmotionsoup · 2 years

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I've been taking the mbta almost daily for the last 6+ years, and today for the first time, I wasn't able to get off on my stop because it was too full and one person in particular didn't haul ass off the train fast enough.

In 6+ years, I have never felt a wrath quite like this.

#this bitch and her massive suitcase #adventures in being a massive fucking nerd #how do you suck at public transit that bad

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skenpiel · 2 years

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started planning my fuckingf. cosplays for the rest of the year now that cons are back and HOPEFULLY THEY WONT HAVE TO BRING BACK THE RESTRICTIONS. and good GOD this is hard