#bela rambles

[grape-eating-vampire]

oh man Malevolent fandom has really been going wild with haven the best goddamn duo/ship names for some reason;

I've been seeing 'private eyes' a lot and that's just. so fitting. 'arkayne' sounds cool and has a pun, and I also saw 'blind faith' for Oscar and Arthur around

[highlifeboat]

How I think RE8 Characters would do on a Haunted Walk:

Ethan: Nervous to go, extremely jumpy the entire time but laughs it off, has a good time in the end.

Salvatore: Easily frightened. The one that cries but keeps going because he doesn't wanna ruin it.

Donna and Angie: Didn't want to be there. Got mistaken as a Scare Actor several times. Wore earplugs. Literally only went because Miranda made them.

Karl: Gets scared, accidentally punched a Scare Actor. Got thrown out. Ruins it for everybody. (He didn't want to go anyway)

Miranda: Deadpan the whole time. Hates it.

Alcina: Only went because Mia begged her to come. Not really scared but does jump at least once.

Mia: Hyped but also nervous. The screaming was a lot. Definitely jumped a lot but was more startled than anything. Had a great time but got grumpy after.

Bela: Got over stimulated before even going into the walk because of the lights and noise. Still went through, but was unhappy about it. (Had a half decent time)

Cassandra: Tries to scare the scare actors, like a jerk. Fails.

Daniela: Terrified. She hates it. Too many things jumping out and too much noise. Cries and has to get Alcina to carry her through it after half way.

Elena: Literally not even scared but holds Bela's hand the entire time.

[twilidragonrin-art]

I honestly want to admit that I adore how no one draws the Dimitrescu sisters the same and I think that's amazing

[66stitches]

Need Bela Dominatrixu to stab the living fuck out of me I’m no man but I taste just the same

[booplesnotts-art]

I miss resident evil village

That’s it, that’s the post. It’s not dead or anything; I just miss talking about it

[tiredthingbehindyou]

Bela's Route

I am a professional Scholar who definitely isn't on this route so she can kiss women.

Here we go butches and bitches!

[ai-higurashi]

You ever are just sitting there and suddenly are hit by an au you haven't thought about in months?

Anyways FOWL au my beloved, I'm so sorry I abandoned you. One day I shall write the ideas down, I promise.

[sadmages]

being deeply invested in the moustache hawke relationships dynamics is ruining me like yes i got the hawke / bela romance scene to initiate BUT im nowhere near flagging the anders questioning beliefs quest yet which means actually hawke and isabela fuck too early. i must reload

[vamprefaggot]

bela lugosi is a fucking kickass actor tbh

[grape-eating-vampire]

I love podcasts bc you have so much freedom with how weird you can get with headcanons and portraying the characters in visual fanart. who says everyone working at the Magnus Institute isn't rocking lightning mcqueen sketchers all day everyday? who says people of the Second Citadel don't all have glow-in-the-dark face tattoos? who says the USS Hephaestus crew don't all have neon-coloured hair? who says the Order of the Fallen Star doesn't carry around loafes of bread all the time? who are you to tell me otherwise?

[highlifeboat]

I think Daniela should be petty and start treating the way Cass talks about Melony the same way everybody treats it when she talks about Max, and treating Melony more like a man in general.

Like, to her, it's incredibly unfair that they all get to discuss their girlfriends/wife but she can't even mention one good thing Max did for her without everybody being like "Nobody cares." But Cassandra can talk about Melony, who also identifies as a man (and a woman) freely. It's not as if Daniela doesn't respect that they all have some preference for women, but it's incredibly hypocritical.

So she starts pulling the same lines whenever Cass talks about Melony.

The whole things makes Daniela kind of distant from her sisters but she does get closer to Mia, who's the only one willing to listen

[mushroomjar]

People complaining about practical effects that look unrealistic in shows and movies are on such a different wavelength to me we might as well be different species. It's neither a show or a movie, but I was watching Vita Carnis the other week, and there were so many comments on the "mimic defense instructional tape" about how they shouldn't have shown the mimic costume for too long because it looked wonky and flawed so it wasn't very scary, and I genuinely felt like I watched a different video from everyone else. Did it look wonky and unrealistic? Yes, but I fail to see how that took away from the video. If anything it made me like it even more

[furoruisa]

Eric’s dads in protective mood was so cute, i love them

[redoqs]

Mia gets on my nerves bruh just steady popping up everywhere like my goodness don’t you have a car note to pay or a mortgage payment due??

[a-drama-addict]

9, 12, 62, 72 for Sigrid/Karlach, and any/as many DA couples as you'd like! :]

TEHEEHEHEHEE thank you for the ask >:] im gonna add emira/leli and chloe/bela to this. Because i care them lots [ask game]

9. If there wasnt enough seats, how would they sit? One on the other's lap? One on the armrest? One on the floor in front of them?

Sigrid/Karlach If there's only one seat, you bet your ass Sigrid sits on Karlach's lap. Mostly at Karlach's insistence, Sigrid wouldn't want to impose too much so she'd over to sit on the floor- but Karlach wouldn't have it. There's enough room on Karlach's lap for Sigrid <3

Emira/Leliana Well depends on the situation. In a tavern, Em is definitely going on Leli’s lap, at home it’s usually not an issue and when Leliana becomes divine Emira sits on Leliana’s lap whenever she can. To make a point

Chloe/Bela I think Isabela just takes a seat on Chloe’s lap regardless. They seem like a lap sitting couple know? “Rivaini there’s a seat right there, you know-“ “Oh Varric, I can’t be rude. What if someone wants to sit there?” “No one ever sits there.” “But what if?”

12. What is something their S/O does that makes them flustered?

Sigrid/Karlach For Sigrid it’s definitely the public kisses and just PDA in general. Sometimes after a fight Karlach checks on Sigrid, always followed by a post-battle kiss and a ‘Good job, baby.’ Sigrid just melts into the floor And I think Karlach would get flustered by the way Sigrid compliments her. Sigrid’s a bard, writer, she definitely has a poetic side if she wishes to utilise it. Sigrid compliments definitely have a way of charm- although they sometimes sound like something out of a trashy romance novel. ‘The way your muscles flexed in the heat of battle made my heart race’ is a great example of Sigrid’s compliment range

Emira/Leliana Emira doesn't get flustered by a lot of things easily, but what does make her heart race is when Leliana takes care of her post-battle. The feeling of Leliana wrapping a bandage around a wound, or kissing a cut on her cheek 'better', makes her feel all fuzzy and happy.

Leliana DEFINITELY gets a bit flustered with how into PDA Emira is. Emira will kiss Leliana anywhere, hold hands, shamelessly be sappy and lovey. And Leli definitely gets used to it, but doesn't get any less flustered.

Chloe/Bela Hmmm Chloe isn't easily flustered either. Though she does get kind of flustered when Isabela wears her clothes. Their height difference makes Isabela look like the hottest thing in Chloe's shirt, in Chloe's eyes at least.

Isabela I think is much the same, flirting and PDA isn't flustering but genuine sappy words? melts. When she sees the look in Chloe's eyes of pure admiration- She's DONE for

62. How would outside characters describe their relationship?

Sigrid/Karlach Depends on WHO you would ask but i'm gonna go with how Jaheira would describe it (their mutual mentor figure). "They're like two pups, chasing each other's tails to lay a mark. Hm, now that I've said it, I can perfectly picture them actually doing so. But, what can you do? They're loyal to one another like love-sick wolves."

Emira/Leliana Gah. Morrigan time. "Those two? Apparently they decide to fall in love and confess their 'endless devotion' in the middle of a Blight while there is no use for it. The warden drools over Leliana like a starving woman. Pathetic, really." (note: emira and morrigan are best friends)

Chloe/Bela Varric narration time. "Muffin and Rivaini together is like a.. good Blood Soup. Sure, you can separate the chickpeas from the dish, but it just tastes better with both the peas and the garlic clove, they compliment one another. Separate they're fine, together they're killer."

72. If someone flirted with or showed an interest in their S/O, how would the other react?

Sigrid/Karlach Sigrid wouldn't say anything, but she has a death stare that might just kill someone on the spot. She'll definitely mouth things to the other person 'No one will find your body'. She's just a leetle protective Karlach would be more pouty I think. She wouldn't threaten the other person like Sigrid, but she'd be tell Sigrid 'I didn't like that guy hitting on you. You're mine, right?' and come forth the thousand kisses from Sigrid

Emira/Leliana Oh Em would be like. Pretty possessive, but that also depends wholly on what the person is saying, though she'd always saunter over with a glare, wrap an arm around Leliana and go. 'There you are, darling wife, I was just missing the taste of your lips on mine.' Like a little shit. (Note; she says this even before they're married.) Leliana would be more chill in my mind, so long as Emira doesn't reciprocate, eh. Though if the person goes too far it's a 'Haha i love assassinating' moment for Leli <3

Chloe/Bela I think they're both like. Super chill really? Like yeah you can flirt with my partner, i know they won't reciprocate, bye <3. Though Chloe's a little more protective. ("Do you KNOW how long I had to wait to be in a relationship with my wonderful beautiful girlfriend Isabela? Get outta here")

[ai-higurashi]

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