Finally the gayest fight in all of America
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These two need no introduction, a battle best described as Bisexual Icon vs Jojo Reference, Lady Musashi vs King Beowulf!!!!
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Shenanigans in the Grand Order, part 676
Hilarious, because the actual popularity is reversed.
Sweet Christ on a pogo stick!!
Leave her. :)
So the whole turning the Mississippi River into the Jurassic Period has been all for a movie. Okay.
That's cool and all, but is that really justified for being the worst boss?
Like, you wanted to come off as a villain towards the in-universe audience, but with the actions you did, you certainly became one for the out of universe audience (aka us the players)!
So he's the final boss now?
Okay, but why the fuck is he a gator-
Oh. Still feels half-assed.
No. For the sake of your innocence, no.
Anyway, funny thing that happened when I was going through rank-ups:
Beowulf can finally fight himself!
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Howdy Hollow! Master is sweet, small and soft and berserkers are the opposite of all those things. Can I please get some head canons for what Mori, Beowulf Berserker and Vlad think about this dichotomy?
Mori Nagayoshi
For the first day of knowing his Master, he doesn't quite realize the difference between the two of them.
Then it suddenly clicks in his head how easily he could destroy you if he wasn't careful. Which was the last thing he would want to do to you.
So he goes from treating you exactly the same as anyone else to sort of treating you like you're made of glass. If you have an issue with this and want him to treat you like you were anyone else again, tell him.
Beowulf
Like most berserkers, almost everyone is smaller than him. But he wasn't quite ready for just how small you were. He almost let out a laugh when he first laid eyes on you. Almost.
Other than that, he doesn't really act that differently with you than he would with any other Master. Sure, he doesn't quite understand the need you have to be so gentle with everything, but that's just you being you.
He does do the occasional patronizing head pat though. Be warned.
Vlad (Berserker)
You may have awakened something in Vlad that he didn't know he had. Dad Instincts.
If you wanted a servant to act like a protective parent, whether it be consciously or subconsciously, you got it. He's very aware of how small and soft you are compared to everyone else, and the thought of someone hurting you or taking advantage of your kindness just doesn't sit right with him.
So congratulations, you unlocked Dad Mode Vlad.
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