What Your Favourite Pokémon Masters EX Ship Says About You!
Side note: I literally don't care what you ship unless it's illegal, I just made this for funsies. Also I'm not allowed to judge you because I shipped Lear x Bettie when I was 11 (I don't anymore though don't worry)
Scottie x Bettie - You're one of the only people who don't headcanon them as twins or siblings which…good for you, just watch out for the 95.5% of the fandom who does
Scottie/Bettie x Paulo - You probably have about five other MC x Rival ships, and depending which MC you ship with Paulo, they're either incredibly gay or incredibly straight
Scottie/Bettie x Tina - Three things: Either you shipped Bettie x Rosa before Tina was officially added to the game, you ship people who have the same energy or you want Paulo to suffer like the majority of the fandom already does
Scottie/Bettie x Lear - Same joke as with Paulo, except you probably ship at least one MC x adult ship and/or ferriswheelshipping and I'm calling the police on you. (IT'S JUST A PHASE YOU'LL GROW OUT OF IT TRUST ME)
Paulo x Tina - You are a sucker for the "childhood friends to lovers" cliché and you're in denial because Tina is a lesbian
Lear x Rachel - You are a sucker for the "childhood friends to lovers" cliché. You also started shipping them because you played Rachel's Sync Pair Story and read her dialogue in the Pokémon Center when you scouted her. You could of sworn she was older than Lear but you went "eh, sod it" and shipped them anyway
Lear x Sawyer - You took that one conversation between Rachel and Sawyer a bit too seriously.
I'm also calling the police on you.
Rachel x Sawyer - You're me. Also can we be friends if you ship this I really need more fanworks of this ship or I WILL go insane
Scottie/Bettie x Paulo x Tina - You're bisexual. I'm sorry I couldn't think of a proper joke you're just bisexual now welcome to the club.
Lear x Rachel x Sawyer - You don't understand why Rachel and Sawyer keep fighting over who cares for Lear the most when Lear has two hands. Also I've never met someone who ships this so I don't even know why this was added
Bonus:
Lear x Cheren - You are literally every Lear fan I have ever met except for, like, 2 people. One of them being myself.
And for all of you asking "where's the Bellis ships?" "Where's the Pokémon Center trio ships?" I've never seen anyone care enough to ship Bellis let alone the Pokémon Center Trio with anyone and honestly, they probably didn't even cross half of you guys' minds when you read this post so I think that just about explains it.
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I just want you to see, I just want you to see
The way we drag a bunch of people into lunacy
Tonight no freakin' out, don't check my bank account
Don't check my grades right now, just go insane right now
-Mos Thoser by Food House
“Bettie, what is this?” Paulo asks, exasperated.
Before him is a single picnic table, a colorful tablecloth adorning it. There’s a large cake in the center. A couple of balloons are tied to the table, and a small radio lays nearby in the sand.
“A party!” She shouts, spreading out her hands.
“A beach party, to be exact.” Her brother Scottie throws his arm around Paulo, a wide grin on his face.
“Seems a bit small for a party.” Paulo admits, “Where’s the rest of your team?”
“Maybe I just wanted to invite you, hm, ever think of that.” Bettie plops down her Pikachu on the table before grabbing a seat for herself. “Besides, this cake wouldn’t be enough for everyone.”
Paulo’s a bit confused, but at this point he’s learned not to question the girl, so he lets Scottie cut him a piece of cake. It’s vanilla with colorful sprinkles baked into the cake, and the three devour the entire cake in record time. Then Bettie’s Pikachu turns on the radio, and Scottie drags him up from his seat to dance. Bettie joins in, and then Rockruff jumps out of his ball, and then all of them are up and moving to the upbeat song.
(Later, Scottie would pull Paulo aside and admit Bettie was worried about him after his battle with her, and decided to cheer him up. Later, Tina would arrive at Pasio and show how strong she has gotten in his absence. Later, Paulo would be standing in front of Team Rocket, about to make a choice.)
But all of that would happen later.
For now, the three can just dance to their hearts' content as the sun sets on the beach.
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