#big stupid tables

[prokopetz]

If you please, reblog with your favourite random encounter/event/complication/whatever table entry from any tabletop RPG you've read.

Currently mine (from the random hangover table in Josh McCrowell's His Majesty the Worm):

You wake up with a wedding ring on a finger. It's not your finger.

[herecomesthementalmeltdown]

first day of TTRPG design: "huh, have you noticed that D&Dlikes give all the damage of a ranged attack to the bow and none to the arrow? i think i might change that"

2.5 years into TTRPG design: "the charts are speaking to me. i can hear their screams"

[msue0027]

In bbc merlin you hear all the time about the Old Religion - which implies existence of the New Religion. Only recently i worked out what it's ought to be.

It's Christianity.

[lunearobservatory]

I'm a very strong it rains in the PNW every time Oregon cries believer ‼️

[0zzysaurus]

There is a fat ass spider running around my room atm and I can hear when it falls off furniture and onto the floor like go the fuck to sleep girl damn

[ryujibauman]

Applying for an RLMblr citizenship

[gemini-queen42]

Tmw ur getting notifs and seeing cool stuff but u can't Do Anything bcuz ur in the middle of a rehersal so u just gotta suffer till u get home like-

Just gotta wait till 9.. only got two hours...let's go...

[skrunksthatwunk]

yusuke's big ol doe eyes

bonus (SICKENING!!!!!):

[killuaisaprincess]

yours

“Look, your big dummy is right here.”

Killua sniffs, his eyes swollen and red from crying, and he wipes them.

Gon gently kisses Killua’s knuckles.

“Right here. I’m not gonna toss out my best friend. Ever.”

Killua weakly rubs his eyes again.

“Especially not over something as dumb as notes.”

Gon slowly lowers Killua’s hand but doesn’t let go. Killua feels the warmth of Gon’s hand.

It’s overwhelming with how big the dumb jock is, but he likes it. How big and silly Gon is makes him feel safe and warm.

read on ao3!

[prokopetz]

The sourcebook GURPS Goblins provides a fascinating variety of misfortunes that might befall player characters as a result of invoking random lookup tables. Some of these misfortunes have specific conditions, such as occurring only in particular seasons, or only to characters with particular traits; if such a misfortune is drawn while its conditions are not met, nothing happens, to the target's good fortune.

I've just noticed that one such conditional misfortune is that only male characters are at risk of being randomly struck by lightning. The "males only" tag is reiterated in several places, so it's probably not a typo, but at no point does the text see fit to explain why this is the case, or even to remark upon it in any way.

[fractallogic]

Listen brain, you have the Urge to Clean of your own free will so infrequently that I’m willing to indulge it whenever it happens

But does it really have to happen at a random time between 11 PM and 2 AM. Like. Cmon buddy.

[gregoftom]

Man watching some reactions to succ on youtube and this one guy ended up shipping tomgreg so hard, yet people in the comments had to be like “you know they’re not actually into each other right?”. Like I’m aware some people somehow view this show through a boring, non homoerotic lense but the way they feel the need to gatekeep and overcorrect people just having fun and giving their honest opinions is giving homophobia. Conversely I’ve also seen people that do end up shipping them, but feel the need to state “no I don’t actually think these characters are gay and in love”. Well I do damn!! At the end of canon there’s negative evidence to the contrary to say otherwise, a whole lot of the opposite in fact. It’s like the normcore crowd can’t understand what nuance and fun is

yeah sadly like, that’s the thing, ppl will say ah it’s just fun but at the end of the day it’s nothing serious, it’s not real, it doesn’t matter, you’re reading too much into it, it’s just friendship or a comedic duo, like i hate to break it to mfs but it is absolutely not any of those things. just because it’s two men and they’re both nd it does not cancel out the fact that they could have real feelings for each other, sorry to say. lot of roots in shame and homophobia and ableism, which is sad but we can’t change peoples minds, only enjoy it our own way and analyse what we see.

like… i heard about someone who was on a podcast saying tg was Only a relationship of convenience and i was like l… lol ok [john cena voice] are you sure about that

like. lmao. to say they are simply shrewd businessmen who only use each other to corporate climb is just factually incorrect. to say they don’t care for one another is also incorrect. to say that tom was not obsessed with greg and did not have feelings for him is incorrect. to say the two of them were into each other romantically is not only possible, but plausible. hell, they got literally the best ending out of every mf in the whole of succession for fucks sake lol. they were chosen to be the only ray of light and hope in the bleakness, that doesn’t sound like “they couldn’t possibly be actually in love!!!” to me.

[p2iimon]

drawing more furry fnaf art. yknow just to keep you posted. i love posting in the tags sorry these ones got away from me

[maretriarch]

arguing with my brother about our late moms photos and hes telling me not to take any of her stuff with me when i move and im like im only taking my baby photos the ones with my name on them and honest to god he said "you didnt even take those photos"......MY BABY PHOTOS? I WAS A BABY

[la-galaxie-langblr]

maybe i am too disabled for this

[accultant]

"Gentlemen... you're both contemptible."

Iago scoffs indignantly, all maturity thrown out the window when it came to being a nuisance with their twin, "Wh- but- he started it!"