So I really enjoy looking at etsy shops that just dump aweful shirts, sometimes it's autism shirts, sometimes it's wildly horny pregnancy announcement shirts. Today though, I discovered that there is a genre of pronoun shirt that goes so wildly hard I'm obsessed with figuring out why they exist and who the fuck made them. A sampling for your viewing displeasure.
SYNOPSIS When you, a student who finds her best friend admits the terrors of high school. A best friend who've you'd hated ever since he left. Of all people, why was he the one to make you swoon, a person you swore to hate?
Fun facts!
Truth be told, Scaramouche has never listened to Taylor Swift
Signora is number 1 Taylor Swift fan, has been to all her concerts, no matter where it is
[Name] isn't drunk, she's just very influenced by her friends to act that way /pos
Scaramouche genuinely doesn't care about twitter stans going batshit crazy on him
I’ve been getting very interested in Magic: the Gathering recently, so I decided to challenge myself and make an entirely proxy deck for it! (Along with a couple of other cards for commanders I like playing.)
Ramsey Murdoch and Zora Salazar belong to Brendan Blaber and the creators of Epithet Erased.
Pizza Tower belongs to McPig and the creators of Pizza Tower.
Bozo Bignuts belongs to Wanderson.
Louie (Pikmin) and the Golden Toothpick (Splatoon) belong to Nintendo.
I forgot to add the mana cost for Pizza Tower lol.
neil will write a song called something like 'the laughter. it echoes.' and have it be about the legend of bignuts the clown or something and quite frankly i wouldn't have it any other way
İn the Late Batocene-Middle Terocene,Plant speciation is very high and a New lineage are descended from Citrus genus,the Bignut (Magnodalus glaciosylva) a species of Fruit Tree Grows in Snowland,another is was the only species of Fruit Grows in Snowland. Bignut are really delicious nut-like Fruits.
Mahi: what if something happened? Huh what if Warabi is hurt or miserable. He's trapped in that fucking boat filled with soldiers that have killed people. They could kill him without hesitation and they wouldn't feel bad...... My cod!! what are they threw him in the fucking water?!?
Ikkan: they wouldn't do that
Phoebe:* playing with a keyboard and the highest volume possible*
Customer:hey are you ikkan?
Ikkan: no
Customer : What are you going to make a new album? It's been 3 years, when are you going to make a new one? Is diss-pair even together? Or did you break That band up too.
Ikkan: ....... Are you paying with cash or card?
Other Customer: is it true ichiya caught you sleeping with the new bass player in the tour bus?? Are you really engaged? Or is this for publicity? When are you making a new diss-pair album??
Mahi: what if they need his tentacles to make little octarian things he'll come back bald!! he'll be bald!!!
Customer: excuse me, my son was just playing your little squid jump arcade thing and one of the names displayed was 'bignuts' I thought this was a family establishment!!!!
Ikkan: sorry ma'am
*Kid screaming it hurts. It hurts. Stop it hurts*
Candi: I didn't even put in the piercing yet!!
Mahi: you think Neta is ok? I mean what if he's the one starting the fights? You know he has anger issues. Are you even listening..........*Muffled*....ikkan?....*muffled*..... Ikkan?
........*muffled*........ Ring..... Rings.... RING..... RING
Ikkan: thank you for calling rock shock. How can I help you?
Neta: Hiiiii babe!
Ikkan:............ Neta?..... hi... Are you ok? Are you safe?
Neta: yeah!...... Immmm doing goood.......... what about you
Ikkan:.........Are you drunk???
Neta: nooooo hehehe......... Yes.... hehe * clears through* *sniff*....... How are you doing babe really? Hehe
Ikkan: .... uh I'm alive.... hehehmm..... The store is really busy today.....
Neta: Oh right, it's in the middle of the day where you are. It's like the afternoon here. Well that's good. Do you like working? Do you like the store? It's fun right? Heheheheh
Ikkan: ................ it's....... It's.....
Phoebe: *screaming*
Ikkan: *sigh*..... Great
Neta: That's good..... I miss you.... What are you doing?.......... What are you wearing?
Ikkan: ..................... Cargo pants and sandals
Neta:... Mmmmmmmmm that's nice....... Maybe I can call back and have a nice private phone meeting in the office... Hehe....you and me........*dry heave*.... Sorry... Drank two bottles......
Ikkan: .........oh.......... That sounds nice but no thank you..............
Neta: All right....... ...... I'll call you tomorrow.... I love you! I love you! I love you IloveuIloveyouIloveyou....... Do you know that I love you because I do
Ikkan: hehehe... I love you too..... Go to bed. Okay?
Mahi: who was that?
Ikkan: delivery guy
Mahi: you told the delivery guy that you love him?
Ikkan: ...............................
Mahi: was it Warabi?
Ikkan: no
Mahi: was it Neta
Ikkan: no
Mahi: you barley speak to us in full sentences since you got here. The only person who you seem to actually hold a conversation with is Neta and sometimes Warabi so who was it?
Ikkan:...............pet sitter...... Help the customers
Nut, bolt, and specialty fastener supplier for home, industrial, commercial and bulk purchases all are available at Bansal bolt. mini hex nuts and bolts are of good quality manufactured by us.
more timeskip ahh sorry :[ After this chapter, timestamps will not matter!
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Of All People... - scaramouche x fem!reader smau
SYNOPSIS When you, a student who finds her best friend admits the terrors of high school. A best friend who've you'd hated ever since he left. Of all people, why was he the one to make you swoon, a person you swore to hate?
Fun facts!
[Name]'s friend group knows what happened if [Name] types out "..."
[Name] to get a 99% is surprising for everyone, even Scaramouche
Basic Calculus is [Name]'s best subject
Ayaka is very very serious when it comes to her friends' feelings