#biles balinski

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Stiles: “Being in a polyamorous was a mistake, now there is a group of people complementing me till I turn into a blushing mess. Meanies, the lot of them.”

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Stiles: “Penises are good sensory for me, not putting a dick in my mouth is ableism and evil.”

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Stiles: [In the back of a police car] “The light’s green you can go.”

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Stiles: “All odd numbers have an ‘e’ in them.”

Derek: “Stiles, it’s 3AM.”

Stiles: “t-h-r-E-E!”

Derek: “GO TO SLEEP!”

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Stiles & Derek, can’t say otherwise.

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Stiles: [holding a giant teddy bear] “Hey guys! Guess who made 15 baskets in a row at the county fair!”

Theo: “Some kid we beat up!”

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Theo: “Cant Mansplain, Manipulate, Manslaughter my way out of this one.”

Stiles: “Manwhore it is then.”

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Stiles: “ I don’t hold grudges.”

Stiles five minutes later: “fuck Danielle from 10th Grade.”

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Stiles: “I have never actually been caught smoking weed but I’m pretty sure my dad knows sober people don’t give goodnight handshakes.”

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Stiles: “I need a cock in me ASAP or I WILL EXPLODE.”

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Scott: “Okay, here’s your dog back. He decided to leave us a little present when we gave him his shots by the way.”

Stiles: “Well, what can I say? Going to the vet scares the shit out of him.”

Scott: ……….

Stiles: ………

Scott, takes the dog back: “You’re not fit to be raising an animal.”

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Peter: “Speaking of beautiful boys.”

Stiles: “Are we gonna talk about you?”

Peter: “Yes.”

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Stiles: "I want someone to take me out."

Peter: "like on a date or with a sniper rifle?"

Stiles: "Surprise me."

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Stiles Stilinski @ Adrian R. “fûck face” Harris

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Peter: “Cant Mansplain,Manipulate, Manslaughter my way out of this one.”

Stiles: “Manwhore it’s is then.”

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Mr. Harris on the phone: “Hello, is this Mr. Stilinski? Yes your son just blew up the school.”

Stiles: “Bitch, I threw a peace of paper.”