#bill s preston fanfic

[6lostgirl6]

Hi! May I ask for a gn reader x Bill S Preston Esquire please? Bill surprises a space loving reader and takes them to stargaze in the desert (maybe there's a meteor shower or something?) and Bill decides to try and impress the reader with his space prowess (he went to the library and everything) by naming all the constellations he knows (there's not many because they're hard to pronounce but he knows Camelopardalis "the Space Giraffe") so he starts making up names. Cue to a lot of giggling, the reader joining in with made up constellations and maybe they scooch together a little closer (for warmth of course). If they end up holding hands or anything else, awesome. And Happy New Year!

Happy New Year, Liv!! I'm so sorry this is late but I hope you enjoy it regardless! ❤️

Starlit Night

Bill S Preston Esquire x G/n!Reader

TW: One curse word and tons of fluff

Ever since you were a child, you have always had an obsession with space. The cosmos of vast emptiness yet full of otherworldly planets with their own collections of shining stars creating unique shapes and patterns that have been around for more than a millennia. On your eleventh birthday, you were given your own telescope. Given that you would stare at the night sky from outside your window, trying to catch a glimpse of shapes that you've seen in science books and magazines.

Earlier this week, it was broadcasted that there would be a meteor shower that would occur on the weekend. You were beyond thrilled to finally have an opportunity to see such an amazing sight in a mere few days.

And you wanted to share that moment with your best friend, Bill. You were nervous to ask him, especially since you've harbored a crush on him for more than a few years.

However, you were not the only one nervous for this experience.

____

Bill was located in the library, eyes glancing over the words engraved in the spines of the alphabetically-organized books in the science section. Already, he was carrying at least three books while Ted, his best friend, followed him with a confused look as Bill placed some of the books into his arms.

"Are we doing a project?" Ted asked, watching him in confusion.

"No, my most excellent friend." Bill replied, grabbing another book. "I'm doing some last minute reading."

"What for?"

"For (y/n)!"

Another book was added into Ted's awaiting arms. The poor ravenette was practically carrying the size of a small child with how much books he was carrying.

"(Y/N)? Why would they want you to read for?" Ted asked.

Bill sighed before pausing to face Ted, "There's a meteor shower man, and I wanna impress them with smart space terms!"

"Oh," Ted glanced down for a moment before he was suddenly hit with an idea. "Why don't you take them to see the stars better?"

Bill thought about it before smiling, "Ted, you are the most bodacious genius I've ever met!"

Ted smiled wide, happy with the compliment.

"Maybe...I could take them to the desert! See the stars a lot better and impress them with my space terms and they'll fall for me!" Bill exclaimed, excited to finally prove to you that he was knowledgeable in your favorite subject and win your affections.

"Excellent!" They exclaimed, gesturing towards each other with a sweet air guitar before rushing to the librarian.

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The day before the meteor shower, Bill had a ride to your house from his step-mother. God, he was still uncomfortable calling Missy that.

At your doorstep, he hesitated a little bit, slightly worried that you would reject going with him. You might want to go see it alone instead. However, he swallowed down his fear and rang the door bell.

After a few moments, the door opened and he stiffled the gasp that wanted to slip from his lungs. God, you were so pretty, giving him one of your bright smiles at the sight of him. He could never get used to seeing you.

"Hey, Bill!" You greeted happily before stepping out and closing the door for a little more privacy. "What brings you here?"

"H-Hey, (Y/N.)" He replied, his cheeks reddening a little bit. "Have you heard about the most excellent meteor shower happening this weekend?"

Damn, he was an idiot. Of course, you would know about it.

"Oh yeah, I have!" You replied.

"I wanted to see-"

"I was gonna ask you-"

You both chuckled, a little embarrassed at cutting each other off as Bill nervously messed with his curly hair.

"You go first." You offered, leaning your shoulder against the wall without tearing your gaze away from his own.

"Um, I wanted to see if you would go with me." He said, shuffling a little. "Check out the most bodacious stars with you would be most excellent!"

Your eyes widened slightly, feeling the warmth of blood rushing to your face. Bill wanted to see the meteor shower with you too! The nervousness you felt earlier settled down a little as you regained your composure.

"I would love that! I was just about to ask you the same thing!" You replied, "What a coincidence!"

Bill felt his heart flutter inside his chest as he returned the smile, "Excellent...I'll pick you up okay?"

"Sounds good, Bill! I'm so excited!" You exclaimed, straightening yourself up.

"Me too..." He replied softly.

The sudden sound of the car horn pulled him away from the moment and he hesitated as he started making his way back to the car.

Without thinking, he said one final thing before getting nervous and rushing to the car. Something that made your heart skip a beat.

"It's a date."

____

It was the night of the meteor shower and the ride to the desert located a little further out from San Dimas with Bill was comfortable, full of laughter and excellent music. However, the butterflies in both your stomachs reminded you both of your hidden feelings you had for one another. 

Currently, you were both getting your spot set up among the highest peak of the desert you could reach with a guaranteed view of the falling meteors that was broadcasted to appear in just a mere moment. Your spot was absolutely perfect with you both dressed warmly against the cool breeze of the night air. You both were surrounded by fluffy blankets and pillows with plastic bag from the Circle K full of your favorite snacks and drinks. 

You both sat down and took a moment to look at the night sky full of bright stars. Bill took a moment before deciding to use his most excellent space terms. 

“Um-” You glanced towards him, intrigued. “That’s the uh Camelopardalis.” He said, pointing towards a random spot towards the night sky. 

You giggled before looking at where he was pointing towards. His pronunciation was a little off but you were touched with how he was trying to understand your love for space. Therefore, you decided not to give him a hard time.

“That’s right! It’s known as the Space Giraffe!” You replied before looking towards another spot before pointing towards it. “And that’s the Ursa Major!”

Bill didn’t reply as he tried to remember more of the constellations that he studied, however his mind was coming up completely blank. He panicked for a second before blurting the first thing that came to mind.

“That’s the uh Stupendous Maximus!” He exclaimed, pointing towards a random star in the sky. 

Dang, he totally screwed this up! You’re gonna think he was stupid!

You smiled before scooting a little closer, your arm grazing against his which made a blush appear upon his face. “That’s my favorite constellation.” 

Bill turned towards you and slowly returned the smile. He understood what you were trying to do and he started to fall for you even more. He didn’t think that was possible but he just learned something new. 

“Me too.” He replied, voice soft. 

After a few moments and a little bit of bravery, he scooted closer to you and rested his hand against your own, your fingers slightly lacing with one another. 

You flinched a little and glanced towards his hand. You felt the warmth flood your cheeks and brought your eyes up, noticing that he was already looking in your direction. 

Suddenly, a slight flashing flooded your vision, bringing you both to look towards the direction and found yourself flooded with excitement. The meteor shower had just begun, filling the night sky with streaks of bright white lights. 

You smiled and leaned against Bill’s shoulder with him resting his own against your head. 

This was perfect and you wouldn’t have it any other way sitting here tonight with your crush that brought you both closer than ever. 

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[theverystrangegirl27]

˚‧꒰ა♡໒꒱‧˚ Love Me ˚‧꒰ა♡໒꒱‧˚

summary: Bill and Ted find out no one has ever made you come before, and they aim to fix that

Warnings: smut, threesome, oral (f receiving)

“No one's ever made you come before?”

Ted asks, exasperated.

Mortified, you shake your head no.

“Bogus.” Bill declares, eyebrows furrowed in thought.

You couldn't pinpoint the exact moment your innocent conversation about music had turned into a conversation about your lack of orgasms, but here you are, sitting in Bill and Ted's small apartment with an unopened Metallica album in your lap.

Ted's still looking at you in disbelief, eyebrows disappearing behind his shaggy dark hair and his lips parted.

“Like, never?”

Okay, this is getting a little ridiculous. You roll your eyes, setting the album back into its crate.

“I mean, it's not like I've never come before.” You huff, and that blue stain on the carpet is suddenly very interesting.

“Just, no one makes me come like me, y'know?” You shrug your shoulders, looking up through your lashes to find the two boys stuck staring at you.

There's a shift in the room, the atmosphere filled with this strange sexual tension that you're not used to having with these two.

Bill looks at Ted, Ted looks at Bill, and they both grin. Somethings been passed between the two of them, and you can't help but feel a little left out.

You frown, looking between the two of them.

“What?” You ask, a little self-conscious all of a sudden.

You feel too bare in your tank top, the urge to shrug your flannel back over your shoulders overwhelming.

Bill looks at you with a smile, white teeth on display, and a playful look in his eyes.

“Y/N, we've just had the most excellent idea.”

“Yeah,” Ted agrees, a twin smile on his own face.

You tilt your head, resting back on your hands.

“And your idea is…?” You ask, raising your eyebrows.

“We're gonna make you come!” Ted exclaims, over-eager as always.

Your eyes practically bulge out of your head.

“Huh?” You exclaim, flustered. Your cheeks get hot, and the air in the room feels way too warm.

“C'mon Y/N,” Bill starts leaning forward with his elbows on his knees.“You're like, a total babe! We wanna help.”

You feel a flutter of affection shoot through your heart at his words, and you take a moment to really look at Bill.

His legs are spread from where he's sitting on the couch, expression earnest as ever. Those pretty blue green eyes of his hold no hint of malice, no sign that this is all some elaborate prank.

You swallow, not sure how to respond.

“Uh, only if you're okay with it, though.” Ted adds, mistaking your expression for subtle rejection.

You blink a couple of times, biting your lip as you think on it. Would it really be so bad? Two of your closest friends learning your body, helping you come?

The idea sends a pleasant thrill up your spine, and you break into a shy smile.

“Okay,” you begin. “But I wanna do it on a proper bed, not in the living room.”

The boy's look incredibly pleased, sending each other wide smiles as they air guitar. You shake your head, impossibly endeared.

Once you've made your way to the bedroom- deciding on Bill's bed because it's the least cluttered- Ted puts on a tape, loud guitars and heavy drums filling the room.

You throw your flannel to the ground, left in jeans and your tank top. Leaning back on the bed, you flip your hair over one shoulder.

Bill, eyes wide and a dopey, sweet smile on his face, approaches you first.

“Just relax, babe. We'll take care of you.”

He leans forward, hand coming to cup your face as he pulls you into a kiss.

Your fingers grip the comforter beneath you as you lean into the kiss, eyes fluttering shut.

Bill spreads your legs so he can stand between them, one knee bent on the bed as he pushes you back against the mattress.

Kissing Bill is a lot sweeter than you imagined, his usual laid back, charming demeanor changing into something softer.

Out of the two, Ted's always been the romantic, but it seems that Bill has a side of himself he's never shown to you.

How lucky, you think, that he's giving that to you now.

Moved by your own analysis, you move a hand to the back of his head to pull him back with you, his body pressing you gently into the sheets. You tangle your fingers in his curls, licking into his mouth with a muffled sigh.

His hand slips to your waist, fingers splayed across your midriff underneath the tank top.

“Woah,” you hear Ted breathe from where he stands at the foot of the bed.

Bill and you break for air, just looking at one another for a moment before you glance over his shoulder at Ted.

“C’mere, Ted.” You call to him softly, stroking at the nape of Bill's neck as he kisses at your collarbones.

It's so easy with these two - you feel yourself getting wet as Bill pushes your tank top up and over your breasts, lips trailing down the soft skin there.

Usually, you're never this worked up so early, but something about these boys drives you crazy.

Ted moves to your side, leaning over you to kiss you. He's a little clumsy with it, sweet in a way that makes your heart flip around in your chest. You smile as you pull away, looking into his dark, lust blown eyes before leaning back in.

Bill makes a soft noise from below, having exposed you nipples to the cool air of their bedroom.

“You've got like, the best tits babe.” Bill says, making you laugh a little as Ted settles in beside you.

“Totally,” Ted agrees, one hand coming down to toy with your right nipple.

You sigh, watching the both of them as Bill kisses down your chest, hands unzipping your jeans and getting a hand down the front of them.

“You know what would be sick?” Ted says, voice a little rough. “If you got ‘em pierced.”

Bill, momentarily distracted by Ted's comment, looks up with a wide grin.

“Dude, that's an excellent idea!” He exclaims, and you squirm a little to get their attention back on you, sitting up a little to shrug your tank top off fully.

“Bill, baby,” you intone sweetly, batting your eyes. “Could you help me with my jeans please?”

Bill goes kind of soft, eyes molten with lust as he swallows.

“Fuck, sure thing babe.”

What follows next is the quick zip of your fly, and you lift your hips as he drags them down your legs.

You sigh, head rolling onto Ted's shoulder when Bill presses soft, sweet kisses to your panties. His lips are warm over the fabric, and your breath hitches as he hooks a finger in the waistband of your panties and pulls them down.

“Bill's really good at giving head,” Ted says, pressing a kiss to your temple. “It's his favorite.”

“Yeah?” You breathe, eyes wide as Bill looks up at you through his lashes, lips pressing a kiss to the inside of your thigh.

“Oh yeah,” Ted says. He's holding you close, fingers toying with one nipple. “You're gonna love it.”

You scoff, face flushed with anticipation.

“We'll see.”

Bill, taking this as a challenge, smiles against your skin. He gets both hands under your hips, pulling your pussy to his mouth in one fell swoop.

You yelp as your lower body shifts and your head lands in Ted's lap.

Dark, lust blown eyes blink down at you, Ted's hair falling into his eyes a little as he smiles.

You bend your neck to look at Bill, ready to chastise him, but all that comes out of your open mouth is a gasp as Bill's tongue swipes over your clit.

He's so gentle with it, lips soft and firm, where they press against your heated flesh. Two blunt fingertips trace your entrance, gathering the wetness there and only just dipping inside.

You find yourself curling your fingers into Ted's jeans, hips twitching a little as Bill suckles a little on your clit.

Most guys you've been with hardly know what the clit is, let alone know where it is.

Bill, on the other hand, looks entirely focused on giving you the best head of your life, brow furrowed as he mouths at your cunt sweetly.

Ted leans down, pressing a kiss to your forehead.

“Told you he's good.”

You can't respond, lost in the way Bill's fingers move within you. He curls them up, hitting something inside of you that makes your toes curl.

You move to grip his curls with one hand to ground yourself, tilting your head back.

Bill hums against your cunt, content to stay down there forever, and you wouldn't complain if he did.

Ted's playing with your hair, peppering light kisses across your forehead. You can feel how hard he is beneath you, and you open your eyes to look at him.

He's looking at you like you're the best thing he's ever seen, the only thing he wants to see for the rest of your life.

It makes your heart swell and your pussy throb, arching your back a little when Bill curls his fingers up.

He groans against your pussy, low and aroused at the very taste of you. You can't believe this- no man has ever made you feel this good.

“Fuck,” You whimper, Bill's slow and steady pace picking up a quick, pulsing rhythm that leaves your thighs shaking.

“I'm gonna come” you breathe, disbelief lacing your tone as you stare up at Ted with big, watery eyes.

He strokes your hair, fingers trailing down the side of your face.

“Yeah, babe?” Ted asks sweetly, tongue darting out to lick at his lips. “Fuck, I bet you're even prettier when you cum.”

You can't focus, your mouth falling open, back arching, fingers scrabbling for purchase in the sheets.

“Bill, Bill, oh my god-” Is all you're able to get out as your thighs clench around his ears, your pussy pulsing as you come on his fingers and tongue.

You're shaking, eyes closed tight as Ted presses a kiss to your forehead, sweet nothings tumbling out of his mouth.

Bill fingers you through it, kissing the inside of your thigh as those pretty blue eyes look up at you, a self-satisfied smirk settling across his lips.

When you finally open your eyes, Bill's leaning over you, a hand coming to cup your chin.

“Was that good, babe?” He asks, searching your face.

You're still panting a little, and you can't help yourself as you throw your arms around his neck and kiss him hard.

Tasting yourself on his lips is hotter than you expected.

You break for air, sitting up and in Ted's lap, whose hard as fuxk in his jeans.

You lick your lips, looking between your boys.

“I'm gonna make both of you come so hard.” You say, a mischievous grin on your face.

Bill and Ted look at each other, then back to you.

“Excellent!”

[the-abnormal-anatomy]

UPDATE...a playlist is made...this is my life now I suppose.

In other news the writing is going pretty well! I'm thinking of posting more short snippets SO...

I don't want to spoil too much, so these are only scenes from early on in the story! Keep in mind they're first drafts, so the final fic may be a little different :)

[ghoastixx]

Hi hun, u probably don't remember me but thats fine :p

Bill s Preston esquire with his s/o who meets Marko and his s/o?

Nothing specific, wanna see how it would go down :0

Y/n is confused asf but not complaining

Ig gender neutral s/o

HAPPY NEW YEARS BABES 💗💗💗💗💗💋

Hello darling,

Of course I remember you. I haven’t wrote anything in a while and for that I apologize, I’m very glad to see you back in my inbox. Happy new year babes ♥️

Marko’s S/O meeting Bill’s S/O

It was a normal night in Santa Carla, the moon shining brightly over the warm ocean water. The water in Santa Carla always seemed to warm up at night. The group of vampires were out stalking the board walk as they usually did. Marko and his s/o had been separated from the group, deciding to pop into somewhere to get some food.

“Will that be all sir?” The cashier asked, you could tell from his eyes that his minimum wage was NOT paying off.

“Can we get-“

“Marko.” Marko looked over to his s/o, they were pointing at a group of people sitting alone at a table eating.

“Actually cancel that.” Marko started walking towards them, their s/o following close behind him.

“Hey.” The teenage boy at the table looked up, he went pale.

“Wow dude, radical hair! You kinda look like me!”

“You look like me, just lamer.” Marko shot back. His s/o hit him.

“Be nice!” The other person at the table looked up,

“Hey, you look like me too. This is weird bro.” Marko’s s/o sat down next to them.

“My name is Y/n, nice to meet you.” The other person laughed nervously.

“My name is also Y/n-“

“Wow this is so weird :0!”

Marko sat down, eyeing them up like a wolf would a rabbit.

“You two from around here, I don’t remember ever seeing you before.” The teenage boy spoke.

“Nah man, we’re here for a gig for our band. We’re the Wild Stalyns!! I’m here with my friend Ted and my lovely significant other Y/N. I’m Bill S. Preseton…Esquire!” Y/n laughed a bit. Marko’s Y/n shook his hand.

“I’m Marko, a local. It’s really weird that you look like me man.”

“Yeah! Even the y/n’s look the same. Killer jacket dude!”

“Thanks dude!”

“Oh my god there’s two of them now-“

“What the shit.”

[them-bo-dacious]

my comfort fanfic! 💕

genderbender!ted fancast: ruby cruz as hazel in bottoms

genderbender!bill fancast: incandescentkiki in tiktok (hope they don't mind 🥲)

[fanficsandfluff]

Tickletober 2022 - Day 24: Don't Move

A/N: oh no oh no oh no! Somehow my brain told me I had completed all I needed to for this year's Tickletober. BUT ALAS! I have been duped! Completely forgot about this request! So sorry to @happyandticklish who wanted this! This is gonna be sooooo short and horrible since I don't have any ideas anymore! Forgive me!

Fandom: Bill & Ted's Excellent Advanture

Characters: Bill S. Preston Esq., Ted Logan

"Don't move, Ted!"

"I'm sorry, Bill!"

It wasn't Ted's fault, even Bill knew it. He'd thrown down a gauntlet challenge. No way could Ted sit still for long enough through Bill's games, trying to get him to move or laugh. It was a challenge, indeed. And Bill had been working hard. By this point in the game, Ted was proving to be a very worthy contestant. He'd merely smiled a few times, but remained seated on Bill's bed with his legs crossed and arms loosely resting on his knees. No moving, no laughing. But then Bill had come at him with a new spark in his eye, and a definitely new tactic of wiggling fingers.

And Bill'd made contact with Ted! No way was that a fair play! So Bill taunted Ted with the threat to move and laugh.

And Ted would just apologize, being too sweet to his friend not to make the game continue as it was planned. And he'd apologize through bubbling giggles rising in his chest. And his arms would curl into his torso before snapping back where they were once Bill reminded him.

Bill eventually gave up, tackling his friend altogether and pinching and skittering his hands all over Ted's sides, belly, ribs. Ted wouldn't call it a loss, per say. Bill was the one who caved, resorting to these desperate measures.

[obsessive-jan]

can anyone out there make a fic where Bill (Bill & Ted) is Marko (Lost boys), he is immortal but Ted isn't, so it follows Marko watching Ted grow old until he eventually passes.

This idea has been floating around my mind for weeks! I just don't have the mental capacity to write angst 😭

(If someone has/will do this, tell me immediately pls!)

[nummymuffincoocolbutter]

I wish I could write fanfiction. Because there hasn't been a new Bill and Ted fanfiction in forever 😩😩 i need my fanfiction fix

[rickywritesstuff]

walk to the park - bill s preston esquire x ted theodore logan

notes: evil bill and ted are also in this fic and are unbearably gay for the first like 2 minutes but this fic mainly revolves around human bill and ted, bill and ted have a swanky little therapy session while the robots have sex

warnings: mentions of "not wanting to live" and internalized homophobia, implied sex

desc: With no way to contact Station nor the good robot Bill and Teds due to the battle of the bands being over and them leaving, the Wyld Stallyns leads are now stuck with their evil robot counterparts, whom they thought they killed, as their roommates. That, of course, is bad enough, but it gets about 10x worse when the robots start dating. Bill and Ted, now face to face with the fact that they might not actually be as straight as they seem, talk a walk to the park to figure everything out.

"Well, maybe, next time you kill two totally evil robots, make sure they're actually, y'know, dead," Evil Bill stated, a wide, mocking grin on his face as he sat tangled up with Evil Ted on the couch, his right leg hanging off the edge.

"Dweebus," Evil Ted added, also grinning, holding Evil Bill so he wouldn't fall off the couch.

"Jesus, your heads flew off, I figured that was enough to prove that you were gone for good," Bill argued. "Sorry I don't know the signs of a robot being dead. Would you rather we had really killed you?"

"Our heads reattach, dumbass." Evil Bill rolled his eyes, kicking his foot back and forth lightly.

"Listen, dudes, we just want you to be respectful. This is our apartment, after all," Ted said calmly. "So could you... not trash it?"

Evil Ted groaned. "It's already a shithole, anyways, what difference is it gonna make?" he said with a smile.

"Dudes, you threw all our dishes while we were dead and now theres broken glass everywhere. It's a damn hazard just to walk around without shoes," Bill said, trying his best to remain as calm as possible.

Evil Bill rolled his head back, groaning impatiently. "Fine, whatever, we'll clean the stupid dishes, but we're not buying you new ones. Can we move on now? ET and I have got an announcement to make." He smiled, clearly anxious to make whatever announcement he was going to make.

Ted shrugged. "Alright, what's the announcement, duder?"

The evil robots exchanged glances, both grinning ear to ear, before Evil Bill exclaimed, "Me and Evil Ted are totally dating, dudes!"

Bill and Ted stood, both shocked at the news they'd just heard. "You're... what?"

"Dating, dweebus, did you not hear him?" Evil Ted asked as Evil Bill adjusted himself.

"I'm sorry, you called us a homophobic slur and now you're dating?" Ted asked, looking back and forth between Bill and the robots, as if making sure what he was hearing was real.

Evil Bill shrugged. "Yeah, sorry about the whole slur thing. Evil programming or whatever."

"You mind telling us what happened in between then and now that changed your point of view on dating dudes?" Bill asked, his face scrunched in thought and confusion.

Evil Ted shrugged. "We were bored, we made out, now we're dating. End of story."

"Wh- end of- y- what the hell?" Bill stammered, unable to put his thoughts and questions into words.

Ted stood, completely silent. Then, quietly, "I'm gonna... take a walk." He went to grab his coat, which was lying messily on the couch, then turned to walk out the door.

Bill shifted on his feet, suddenly slightly uncomfortable. "Yeah, me, too." He grabbed the nearest sweatshirt, one of Ted's, labelled with the name of their high school, threw it on, then walked to the door. "Wait for me, dude!" he called.

"Don't come back for a while," Evil Ted called out with a grin, before Bill heard the thump of both the robots' bodies landing on the couch.

"Gross," Bill muttered, before closing the door without turning around for even a second.

He ran after Ted quickly, who was already in the parking lot of the apartment complex. He turned his head as he heard the thumping of Bill's shoes against the pavement. "Oh, hey, Bill."

Bill smiled. "Hey. Where are we going?"

Ted was quiet for a moment. "I don't know. Nowhere, really, I guess. I was sorta just gonna clear my mind after- that."

Bill laughed. "Yeah." He paused. "Uh- 'clear your mind'? Like, in what way?"

Ted went quiet again. "I don't know." He laughed, trying to shrug off the awkwardness of the whole situation. "Try and get the image of the robots making out out of my head, I guess."

"Oh. Yeah." Bill tried to focus on his feet instead of the obvious tension between him and Ted as they walked. He tried to make conversation about anything that wasn't that. "Nice night," he stated awkwardly, mentally kicking himself over how stupid he sounded.

Ted nodded. It was quiet, the only sounds being crickets chirping, the sounds of their feet hitting the pavement, and the occasional car passing by. Streetlights and the moon were the only things illuminating their path. Ted looked at Bill as they passed under a streetlight, then laughed, startling Bill. "Dude, is that my hoodie?"

Bill laughed, too. "It was the closest coat I could find. Besides, it's comfortable." He shrugged, grinning jokingly as he showed off the oversized hoodie. It grew silent again, but the silence was more comfortable this time, then Bill spoke again. "You wanna go to the park?"

"The park?"

"Dude, come on, it's night, so it's not like anyone'll be there, except maybe, like, graffiti artists or something. Besides, we'd get a totally excellent view from the top of that big play-thingy."

Ted laughed, staring at the park as it came into view. "Alright, I'll race you there," he said with a grin, before bolting off towards the playground.

"Wh- hey, no fair, you didn't even give me any time!" Bill called out, smiling widely as he chased after Ted.

The two panted heavily as they made it to the park, leaning against the fence. "Dude, why do you run so fast?" Bill asked in between heavy breaths.

"You've just got short legs," Ted joked, also panting. The two giggled, clutching their stomachs. After they had basically fully recovered from the run, Ted pointed to the plastic playground. "Come on, let's go sit up there."

The two walked up the stairs, to the very top of the playground, the part just before the roof, and sat down by 2 large slides. They remained silent for a few moments.

Both of them knew what they had to address. Neither of them wanted to address it.

Finally, Ted spoke up. He tried to talk about it in a joking manner, which didn't exactly work. "Pretty crazy how they can go from homophobic to making out on our couch that fast, huh?" he said awkwardly.

"Oh. Uh, yeah. Crazy."

Shit. Back to awkward. Ted sighed. "Dude, you know we can't just pretend like it's not happening. I mean-" He paused, his voice quieting. "They're basically exact copies of us, Bill. And they're dating, and they seem- y'know, happy with themselves. Doesn't it make you think? Just a little bit?"

"They're not exact copies of us, Ted, they're totally evil."

"It's not evil to be gay, Bill."

"I know, that's not what I'm-" Bill sighed. "What the hell are you trying to get at, anyways?" he asked, looking at Ted now.

Ted was quiet. He couldn't avoid it now, he had to say what he was thinking. "Would it be so bad to- to, y'know... date? Like, each other?" he asked quietly, fidgeting with his jacket zipper nervously.

Bill fell silent. "Ted, what-" he started quietly before being interrupted.

"I just- I'm sorry, Bill, I can't just not tell you, I- dude, I've had a crush on you since we were kids, and- I mean, I don't want to ruin our friendship or anything, but- with- with the robots, do you think it could be possible? You and me?" Ted stammered quickly, hiding his face. The fidgeting of his zipper grew faster as he waited anxiously for an answer.

"I- I don't know, dude," Bill answered quietly.

Shit. Ted fidgeted more, hoping they could change the subject and forget about it all. "Th-that's fine, dude, you-"

"How did you find out? About how you feel about me, I mean."

Ted paused. Bill didn't seem at all negative towards Ted's feelings about him. Just curious. "Uh- I don't know, I guess I just sorta-" He paused. "I think I've sorta always known, I guess. I mean- when we were in middle school, my dad gave me that totally bogus talk about dudes liking other dudes and how it's 'wrong' or whatever, and ever since then, I-" He trailed off.

Bill reached out and touched Ted's shoulder. "You what, Ted?" he asked.

"I- uh- anytime I saw, like, a cute rocker dude or- y'know, you, and I got that woozy feeling in my stomach, I-" He swallowed, letting himself cry as Bill wrapped his arms around Ted, pulling him into a hug. "I hated myself for it. Jesus, I wished I was dead, and it's all because of my dickweed dad." He cried into Bill's shoulder, wrapping his arms around him as he did so.

Bill closed his eyes. He didn't know what to say, but he knew he had to say something. "I-" He paused, thinking hard about the right thing to say. "I'm sorry, Ted. Maybe Rufus'll let us burrow the booth and we can, like- go back and tell young you it's cool to like dudes? I don't- I don't know. That's a stupid idea."

Ted laughed, sniffing. "I don't think 14 year old me would take anything we say seriously, Bill."

Bill laughed, too. "Yeah, probably not. But, like- look on the bright side." He seperated from the hug slightly to look at Ted better. "You don't have to see your dickweed dad, like, ever anymore."

Ted smiled, wiping still-falling tears from his face. "Yeah, I guess that is pretty good." He paused. "I didn't, uh, fully accept my feelings until I moved out with you, y'know."

Bill nodded. "So- how are you supposed to know when you're in love with someone?"

Ted thought. "I don't know. You just sorta... know, I guess."

Bill sighed. "That's the problem, Ted, I don't know. I've never really been in love with anyone before. I mean, the princesses- they're hot babes, and that's what I'm supposed to like, y'know? But- it just doesn't feel... right." He shrugged.

Ted nodded. "Yeah, I get what you mean." He thought for a moment. "Maybe we could ask the robots about it?"

Bill shook his head. "Dude, they're evil robots who made out with each other to find out if they were gay. I don't think they'd give the best dating advice." Ted laughed. Bill scrunched up his face in thought. "I think- I don't know how to explain it, but- this, just- sitting here with you, doing nothing- it just seems... right? I don't know."

"Like everything we'd ever done before has led up to this moment."

"Yeah. That whole fate thing or whatever."

Bill looked at Ted again, his face illuminated by the moonlight. Gently, slowly, he set his hand on Ted's cheek, feeling it warm slightly. Smiling, he kissed Ted's lips gently. This felt good. This felt right. This felt better than any experience with girls he'd ever had, and he knew that what he had always felt when he was with Ted since they were kids had been love.

The two stayed sitting like that, Bill on Ted's lap, his legs dangling through the bars behind Ted. Their faces were only inches apart. "Do you wanna go back home?" Ted murmured, staring at Bill, then his lips, then Bill again, then his lips again, over and over and over.

"No. Let's stay here until the sun comes up."

Ted laughed. "Dude, that's not for, like, a million hours."

Bill smiled. "So? Sunrises are pretty and romantic."

Ted giggled. "Fine. Can we at least get snacks?"

Bill planted another kiss on Ted's lips. "Deal."

[fandoms-are-my-friends-1321]

Do You Want to Know A Secret?

This is a request for @ringa-starr! I really hope you enjoy it, and I’m sorry for taking so long to write it. My life has been very busy and hectic, but I’m going to have some spare time to get this published. This is also very short, but I can make a part two or multiple parts if need be!

Summary: The reader is pregnant with Bill’s child, but with it being their senior year of high school, the reader is worried about how Bill will react. Bill assured them that everything will be alright.

Warnings: pregnancy (both the reader and Bill are eighteen, so it’s all legal), some mild cursing and angsty, it will have a happy ending though. If I missed something let me know!

Y/N couldn’t believe what she was seeing. The test in front of her told her everything she needed to know. She was pregnant, and there was only one person that could be a father of the child.

You’ll never know how much I really love you

You’ll never know how much I really care

Y/N had been dating Bill for over a year now, and they had lived every minute of it. The way his blue eyes sparkled when he was writing music for the band, the way his blonde hair managed to reflect any light perfectly, everything about him mad Y/N happy. This however, could be the end of their relationship.

Listen, do you want to know a secret?

Do you promise not to tell?

Y/N knew that she couldn’t tell Bill about the baby. They were almost done with high school, and with the future plans that Bill had for the Wyld Stallyns, a baby would just get in the way. A single tear slipped down Y/N’s face as she tried her best to get ready for school.

Bill of course noticed Y/N’s change of attitude as soon as she stepped through the doors to the school. He could see the streaks that her tears had left behind, and a depressed aura surrounded the women he loved. What was it that could be bothering her? Was it something that he had done?

Closer, let me whisper in your ear

Say the words you want to hear

Y/N avoided Bill the entire day, and he was done stalling. “Ted, my most excellent friend,” Bill stated as he stood up from a bench outside the school.

“Yes, Bill,” Ted replied.

“There is something wrong with Y/N. I don’t know what it is, but I’m going to find out. She’s my babe, and I would do anything for her.”

“Then you better hurry over to her house quick. Don’t worry about rehearsal tonight. We can meet two times next week. See ya later dude!”

Ted waved to his friend as he walked in the opposite direction of Bill. With confident strides, Bill made it to Y/N’s home in no time. He knocked on the door, and Y/N’s mother answered. “May I speak to Y/N, please? I think something is bothering her,” Bill asked.

“Oh, of course! I was wondering the same thing myself.” Y/N’s mother ushered Bill inside, and pointed to where her room was down the hall. Bill made his way to the door, which happened to be closed, but Bill could hear Y/N’s faint cries from within.

“Y/N, babe, can you please open the door,” Bill said as he gently knocked on the oak surface. There was silence. Then the door opened enough for Bill to slide in. Y/N had her back facing Bill, she simply stood in the middle of the room. Bill’s heart crumbled at the sight of her. “Hey, you want to tell me what’s wrong?”

Y/N broke in an instant. Her body was wracked by each sob she let out, and Bill was by her side in an instant. He wrapped his arm around her waist and lead Y/N to sit on the edge of her bed. Bill tried to wipe away the tears, but Y/N turned away from him. “I’m s-sorry, Bill. We can’t be in a relationship anymore. I have some terrible news, and it’s going to destroy everything.”

Bill didn’t think he would ever hear those words. He thought his relationship with Y/N was perfect, so why would she be saying all of these things. Luckily, Bill knew exactly what to say, and he spoke what he felt inside.

I’m in love with you, ooh

“Y/N, nothing in the world is going to stop me from loving you. I would even quit the band if you asked that of me. Your the most beautiful babe I have ever seen, and no matter what is going on, we will get through it together.” Bill picked up one of Y/N’s hands and left a gentle kiss on her knuckles.

For Bill to offer to quit the band, Y/N knew that he was serious. Maybe they really could work things out after all, and while the journey might be a bumpy one, it would be worth it so long as she was able to stay with Bill.

I’ve known a secret for a week or two

Nobody knows, just we two

“Im pregnant, Bill,” Y/N said as another tear fell. She was so scared at how he would react, but Bill simply laughed. At first, Y/N was worried that this laugh was a judgmental one, one that said, “That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard.” However, this laugh was genuine. Bill picked Y/N up and spun her around a few times.

“I can’t believe we are going to be parents, and I’m going to be the most excellent father to our boy or girl,” Bill shouted as he pecked kisses all over Y/N’s face.

Y/N giggled at the action. “I’m glad that you feel that way. I know this won’t be easy, but as long as I have you by my side, I know everything will be okay.”

The two moved to lay fully on the bed to cuddle. Bill ran his slim, calloused fingers through Y/N’s locks, and she let out a satisfied hum. Finally, Bill decided to break the silence with a question. “What should we name it?”

“Well, I think we should name it after Ted. If it’s a boy that is. If it’s a girl, we can make it work somehow perhaps” Y/N responded. Bill though on it for a moment, but then it came to him in an instant. He snapped his fingers and sat up excitedly in the bed.

“How about we name her Theodora “Thea” Preston,” Bill said as he looked to Y/N for her reply.

“I think that’s a perfect name.”

[6lostgirl6]

Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure

Poly!BIll and Ted 

Pretty In Pink - Girly Fem!Reader

Poly!Bill and Ted With Nerdy!Reader - Nerdy G/n!Reader

Older!Bill and Ted With Fan Fem!Reader

Bill S Preston Esquire 

There For You - G/n!Reader

Smitten - G/n!Reader

Clothes and Feelings - G/n!Reader

Starlit Night - G/n!Reader

Yandere!Bill & Ted With Black!Reader HCs - Black G/n!Reader

Ted Theodore Logan 

Futuristic Lover - G/n!Reader

The Jealous Kind - Yandere!Ted x Fem!Reader

Yandere!Bill & Ted With Black!Reader HCs - Black G/n!Reader x Bill & Ted

[locke-writes]

Over Time

Author: locke-writes

Title: Over Time

Song: Mary's Song - Taylor Swift, with Bill S. Preston Esq. For: @ringa-starr​

Rating: T

Word Count: 1,033

Tag List: Ask to be Added

Wylde Stallyns had one last song on their set list, or at least the main part of the show. You knew they still had a three song encore to perform after hiding out backstage for a few minutes, just long enough to grab water and wipe the sweat from their faces. Bill grinned at you before rushing back onstage to the roaring crowd, you smiled back touching the wedding ring on your finger and finding your mind drifting back to the start of everything.

You'd moved to San Dimas in the fourth grade because your father had a new job. It was only about an hour away from where you used to live but for a nine year old that felt like forever away. Of course it also didn't help that you were moving in the middle of the school year when friendships were already established, you'd be the odd man out.

For the most part you were right, you'd been introduced to the class right after the first bell rang, ushered to your seat and then made to remain quiet during lessons. At recess you weren't sure just where to go or what to do, at your old school you might have been playing tag with friends, or waiting for your turn at the swings. Here, you didn't know the playground rules, didn't know who to join or what games everyone played.

Then came Bill with Ted in tow. Quickly the three of you became absolutely inseparable. You were often referred to as the 'three musketeers' always together, always getting into some sort of trouble. In elementary school it was easy to maintain friendships, playing together at recess and seeing one another for birthday parties or begging to go to the park together. You were close to the both of them but it seemed easier to confide in Bill than in anyone.

When you hit middle school the three of you had different classes but you still walked home together. You always managed to stay out late, crashing at someone's house only to be out most of the next day hanging out at the mall or theater hopping whenever there was actually a movie worth watching. Middle school was also the time that you were certain that you had a crush on Bill which pretty much changed absolutely everything.

For the longest time you thought that you were keeping your crush under control. It wasn't hard focus on classes that you didn't have with Bill but he became a distraction in any other area. Whether other friends noticed they didn't say although you were fairly certain that Ted knew because Ted could read you like a book. You attempted to get rid of your crush on him, attempted to figure out a way to get rid of the feelings that consumed you and still there was no progress made.

Of course what you hadn't known at the time was that Bill felt the same. Honestly the idea of being famous was only part of the reason why Wylde Stallyns was formed, the other part was a rather sappy idea of writing love songs for you. At least that would have been easier than confessing that he no long saw you as just a friend, easier than ruining everything with you.

Everything was easier when you kept your feelings a secret. Friendship was a lot easier than risking it all for a relationship, so you both did nothing. Sometimes it felt like the two of you had been on the same wavelength but you brushed that off. You wanted to pretend that it meant something when he said he'd go to school dances with you, choosing to ignore the phrase 'as friends' that seemingly was tacked on to everything.

And as time went on, transitioning from middle school to high school, that was what you needed. Everything had to be easier, everything needed to be easier in order for you to keep pretending that you weren't in love with Bill.

Everything was easier when you pretended like it didn't hurt to see him with others. Everything was easier when you ended up swearing Ted to secrecy after he asked you why you and Bill weren't dating. Everything was easier, until it wasn't. And you supposed time travel had a large variety of benefits.

The history projects had to be done individually or in pairs. Bill and Ted had decided almost immediately to be partnered up which they were apologetic about but also, you didn't care. It would have been weird to come between them and you knew if you were partnered up with Bill you might not even be able to focus, if you were partnered with Ted, he'd do what he always did when the two of you were alone - try and convince you to ask Bill out.

Of course what you hadn't anticipated to happen was that the two of them would meet a time traveler and ace their presentation because they'd brought back historical figures. What you hadn't anticipated was Billy the Kid being adept at relationship advice, more than Ted ever was, and managing to get Bill to see what he'd missed throughout all the years. He was in love with you, just as you were in love with him.

It's hard to thank someone for helping you realize your true feelings for someone, or for helping get you into a relationship with someone when that person is from another time.  If you could have thanked him, if Rufus had let you keep the telephone booth, you would have thanked him for giving you your future.

You knew that you loved Bill, you knew now that he loved you as well. You had come to the realization that many had when they saw the two of you together, that being with him was where you were meant to be. Had any one of those people tried telling you that one day you'd be married to your best friend, you would have told them they were wrong, but years later watching him perform on stage, touching the ring on your finger, it was a truth you were grateful to accept.

[tedesquire]

Before I do request I wanted to ask if you have any rules about requests?

Rules about Requests (FAQs):

Who do I write for?

Bill S. Preston, Esquire (Bill and Ted)

Ted Theodore Logan (Bill and Ted)

Ray Stanz (Ghostbusters)

Egon Spengler (Ghostbusters)

Winston Zeddemore (Ghostbusters

Peter Venkman (Ghostbusters)

Ships?

Reader-insert (female, gender neutral) x male character ships.

I do not accept OC’s- I reserve the right to delete these asks if they come in.

Time?

I just graduated from college and have a full-time teaching career.

So requests are not answered in a timely manner (sorry!)

Requests aren’t answered/written chronologically, it’s whatever inspires me at that given time. I know that’s frustrating but I’d rather write the piece when I’m in the right mindset otherwise you may not enjoy it either.

Types of Requests

I can accept any AU! idea you have, song requests, etc.*

*- If you try to request an idea based off a movie/television show, be prepared for the reality that I might not have seen it before and it may not want to watch it. You can still send it in, just be prepared for the reality.

I mostly stick to SFW.

Where else can we find you?

Tumblr tags being a bitch? Here’s my AO3 Page

[ciitrus--artz]

Fangs for the Memories

Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Ted "Theodore" Logan/ Bill S. Preston Esq., Ted "Theodore" Logan & Bill S. Preston Esq.

Characters: Ted "Theodore" Logan, Bill S. Preston, Esq.

Additional Tags: Minor Original Character(s), Fluff, Light Angst, Holidays, Halloween, Halloween Costumes, Domestic Fluff, Trans Bill S. Preston Esq., ADHD Bill S. Preston Esq., Autistic Ted "Theodore" Logan, not very mentioned though, Ted is non-binary and uses he/him, they're just makin costumes together, and hanging out, and kissing a little bit, Idiots in Love, slight references to the lost boys but shhhh, spreading the vampire bill/werewolf ted agenda, small transformers reference because i am hyperfixated

Words: 3,819

Chapters: 1/1 (Complete)

Summary: Ever since he was old enough to hold a pair of scissors, Bill has been engrossed with making his costumes. Every year, he painstakingly cut, drew, and sewed until whatever he was working on was perfect. Now, as adults, the two don’t go trick-or-treating anymore, instead content to laze around the house and eat buttloads of candy until they can’t move. That means Bill hasn’t made a costume in at least two years, and his skills have gotten rusty. The thought didn’t even cross his mind until that family moved into the two-bedroom across the hall.

Or: Bill tries making costumes again for the first time in years. Shenanigans ensue.

[ghoastixx]

if ur interested… i was wondering if u could do a bill n ted x male!reader? like chilling a the circle k w them. go crazy with this

Yeah totally, sorry that it’s taken me so long to reply, I’ve been having major writers block lately. Thank you so much for the request <3 it’s very appreciated. :)

Bill and Ted x Male Reader

A calm day at the Circle K

Three figures were walking down the sidewalk together. It was a chilly evening and not many people were out. The group of boys were laughing with each other, it was a heart warming sight.

“Vampires? That’s most bogus Bill.” The taller brunette spoke to the shorter blonde one.

“No Ted, they are most excellent.” I nod in agreement.

We stop our disagreement once we reach our spot. The Circle K stood in front of us, in all its glory.

“Alright, who’s turn is it to pay?” Bill spoke looking around. We both turn to look at Ted. He sighs.

“The usuals?”

“Yes”

“Yep” ted looked over at you doing his best puppy dog eyes. You rolled your eyes and shoved him away a bit. He laughed and did it at bill, who pushed him towards the door.

Ted walked inside as I sat on the curb with Bill.

“How’re your dad and Missy’s relationship going?” Bill sighed.

“Most heinously, Missy wants a divorce so she can go run off with Ted’s dad.” My face scrunched up at this.

“Captain Logan? But he’s so- ew-“

“I know-“ we both looked at each other and started laughing a little bit. Ted finally came back out with three slushies and a bag of snacks. He sat down on the curb next to us and passed everything around.

•the group quietly discussed plans for what they’d do after they graduated school and made poor jokes at each other.

•by the end of the evening they were all huddled close to each other finishing off the last of their slushies, determined to go find a more comfortable place to relax.

-Ghoastix

(Oh my gosh I’m sorry that this was so short and more bill centered- I don’t know what happened but uh yeah. I can always re-do it and or you can drop another request. Thank you <3)

[them-bo-dacious]

Me: I should just finish chapter four instead of investing my time in making an edit.

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