Pigeons are on wires. Pigeons on a telephone line. These little birds are waiting your telephone call. Give them a phone call and they answer. They are very clever and likes to speak a lot. They fly all the time and they know everything. They are sitting at the wires and have excellent point of view. What a perfect view from the top! You can see anything.
Telephone call from pigeons to you! Take a phone and say – Hello! Hello, little birds!
Little birds will answer to you – Hello! And as they always do these special sounds. When they walk. Very special sounds they do. Hoot. UUU.. UUU.. Uh. Uuuh.
I need NEED need a detailed/casdean canon compliant or consistent or whatever FIC of Bird on a Wire, because god help me if that isn’t them, if you haven’t seen it go watch it bc i’m sure Deans seen it, PLEASE i’m begging into the void rn please