Obi-wan: I think I drank to much Vodka.
Ahsoka: Straight?
Obi-wan: No. Bisexual.
Ahsoka: I didn’t need to know that.
Cody: I did.
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Just remembered that Obi-Wan is canonically bi or ace and in happy all over again
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Jedi and their sexuality according to my brain
Qui-Gon: unlabeled, he just tells everyone he falls for an individuals soul not their gender or sex.
Obi-Wan: Bisexual, I meaaan have you seen the guy he's a bi-icon
Anakin: heterosexual
Ahsoka (ik ik shes not a jedi but oh well): Lesbian, idk how to explain this but it's there
Yoda: Gay, this I also don't know how to explain, but if Yoda was played by a actual person he would have been Leslie Jordan
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Writing Codywan smut and apparently Obi-wan brings snacks for his one-night stands.
A Galactic Version of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives exists and it’s the 212th’s favourite program on the HoloNet.
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Since Obi-Wan is now canonically bisexual, I am going headcanon the fuck out of the idea that Obi-Wan had a little fling with Quinlan Vos at some point in his life.
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live footage of me trying to decide which love interest i prefer for obi wan
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Anakin: This is a disaster. The printer messed up teh banner was ment to say 'Obi-wan's birthday'.
Cody: Well what does it say?
Anakin: 'Obi-wan's Bi'.
Cody: That will still work.
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star wars queer headcanons are really funny to me not in a "haha cringe" way but because anything you headcanon for anakin obviously applies to darth vader too and the sentence "darth vader is bisexual" is just really so hilarious to me. imagining darth vader in full armor drinking iced coffee, cuffing his jeans (worn over the armor), sitting weird, and other extremely online bisexual cliches
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So Bi it's in his name twice: oBI-wan kenoBI
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She’s everything, he’s just obi wan
in honor of me going to see the barbie movie later today. literally never been more excited for a movie in my entire life
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