Even though it is sunny and nice right now, it was DARK and GLOOMY and POURING BUCKETS of rain when I went birding this morning. IT WAS AWESOME. I didn't get a lot of pictures (my lens started to fog, and my rain coat stopped working), but I did get some cool ones!
I didn't go to the pond today. I saw some lightening flashing around, so I skipped going there for safety reasons. By the time I got to the arboretum, it was still a bit rainy, but no lightening :D
The first thing I saw was this handsome fellow:
Then I saw this pretty lady:
And then I finally had more luck with birds at the bird watch station, lol.
Some female cardinals. An adult and juvenile one, I think:
a white-breasted nuthatch, hanging around:
a tufted titmouse, looking a bit soggy:
a male cardinal, striking a pose:
Another male cardinal, Going Through Some Shit (he's just molting, lol):
Another titmouse, holding his treat:
she screm:
another white breasted nuthatch:
A cute little chickadee!
a lovely little female house finch:
A nuthatch, also striking a pose:
an adorable mourning dove. They just look so sweet!
neat waterfall!
a bastard (derogatory):
a busy bee in the rain:
A hummingbird! I saw a lot of these guys flying around, and was very please to snap this picture:
another cardinal, looking heroic in the rain:
pretty flowers:
A cardinal, showing off his cool hairdoo:
ok, this is one of my favorite pictures I've ever taken! I love how you can see the ripples from the rain:
It was pouring buckets at this time, so it's mainly just pretty flower/scenic pictures after this. Then my lens fogged up :( Still had a fun day though!
I'm going to be traveling next week, so I may or may not have a birding post next week. If not, expect an extra long post the following week :]
Here’s some squirrels eating seeds from the bottom of the feeder, either the squirrels around here are just chill like that or the shepherds hook I have is too skinny for them to climb.
FINALLY GOT A PIC OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHICKADEE!!! They aren’t too common my area but I see them all the time in more rural places.
Male house finch posing for the camera
And a male house finch and male house sparrow in a super cool pose, so lucky that I caught this :)
AND A MALE CARDINAL!!!!! This is like the closest I’ve been to one I think, super cool
And finally, definitely my coolest catch of the day I GOT A VIDEO OF A HUMMINGBIRD!!! This is the first one I’ve seen this year and the first one I’ve ever seen so close up in person, super fucking cool.
When they're all complete Round 2 will begin - two polls with 5 Round 1 winners each.
Here's a summary of Round 1 (I'll update the post as we go):
Group 1 - Black-capped chickadee
Group 2 - American kestrel
Group 3 - Agami heron
Group 4 - American woodcock
Group 5 - Broad-tailed paradise-whydah
Group 6 - Bufflehead
Group 7 - Atlantic puffin
Group 8 - Bee hummingbird
Group 9 - Common grackle
Group 10 - Blue-footed booby
There's still time to vote on the last one! All complete! Round 2 will be posted tomorrow!
tumblr has an upload limit for audio files. i want to include audio files so that everyone can participate regardless of how much they already know about bird calls. SO
we’re going to do a rolling release of each match-up for round one. new matches will drop every day 12 pm est, around 6 each day. polls will be 1 week long in order to keep up with releases.
below the cut, i will list each match-up. links will be added to the polls as they post.
thanks again for your submissions & the overall interest in this bracket! i hope we have fun!
Early summer at Summit Lake, a quick detour off the Highland Scenic Highway in the Monongahela National Forest.
From top: an unidentified fungi growing in a mossy nook; an impressive young Berkeley's polypore (Bondarzewia berkeleyei), which is not a true polypore but a member of the Russulales order; another massive Berkeley's polypore with my hand for perspective - these beauties can grow up to three feet wide and produce additional shelf-like caps from a single stem, giving them a tiered appearance as they mature; the tall and stately foxglove beardtongue (Penstemon digitalis), whose profusion of tubular white flowers draws hordes of long-tongued bees and hummingbirds from late spring to early summer; common milkweed (Asclepias syriaca), whose large, dangling umbels of pink to purplish flowers are Mother Nature's ultimate pollinator buffets; swamp milkweed (Asclepias incarnata), also known as rose milkweed, a wetlands-loving beauty with narrow, lanceolate leaves; black-eyed Susan (Rudbeckia hirta), an irresistible summer aster with a prominent, dark brown button at the center of its flower head; and the sensual arc of a fireweed (Chamaenerion angustifolium), whose flowers have elongated, dangling stamens and a four-cleft, curling stamen.
1: Close up of a handheld radio with a little lightning bolt and exclamation point above it, like it made a sharp sound.
2: Jean picks up the radio and says "Hello?" (He's wearing longsleeves, a short cloak, a full face mask shaped like a crow's face, and a wide brimmed hat.)
3: The person on the other line yells "are you the bird professor?" (in all caps and in a large jagged speech bubble.) Jean flinches and holds the radio away at arms length.
4: Jean squints and replies: "um... yes?" (This panel's a darker blue than the rest and has vertical black stripes in the background.)
5: The person on the other line says loudly: Do hummingbirds have feet?" Jean raises an eyebrow and replies "...yes."
6: Cut to the person on the other line- it's Corvus and some other raiders, and they're all cheering! (Corvus is in his usual outfit- longsleeved shirt, metal chestplate, and a feather cape.) /End ID
Text from/inspired by this Twitter post here
One of my favourite things about this au is that radios are so popular- Every faction has their own private channels of course, but you could call on public channels or to Jean's station- info and gossip spreads so so fast, ahaha.
DISCLAIMER - I wrote the round one blurbs when I was very sick and half awake, so if you see any mistakes PLEASE TELL ME! Nicely, obviously, but I want to make sure they sound good for round 2. Thank you!
I know there’s a lot of them, but man there’s SO MANY GOOD BIRDS! There were a few times where people didn’t put what specific subspecies for some birds, so sometimes I’d have to choose one. I tried to choose one that represents that bird the best!
I don’t know when the polls will begin, I’m doing some research on the birds so that people can read about them before they vote.
If one of your favs didn’t make it in, don’t worry they’re a winner in my and your heart.
If you are wondering where the Pigeon (Rock Dove) is, THEY ARE THE FINAL CHAMPION! At the end of this bracket, the winner will face off against the mightily popular Rock Dove! Will they be able to beat such a tough challenger? We will see…
Also, a note on how I set this bracket up: I put all the birds in a numbered list and then used a number generator. I think the matchups we got were really interesting.
Personality Ratings Of The Birds That Visit My Bird Feeders
I have the beginnings of a little bird/pollinator garden outside of my bedroom window. It's nothing to show off yet, but I have a pretty big variety of regulars. And, like any bartender, I've come to silently judge them all from afar. Here are my ratings of my local Seed Bastards:
Dark-Eyed Junco:
Bastard Rating: 4/10 They take no shit and don't mind continuing to eat within about 10' of me when I'm actively working outside. Mostly bogart the feeders through numbers rather than actual bastardy. They go berserk for sunflower seeds and shelled peanuts. Don't scare easy but also aren't terribly interested in getting into it with the other birds.
House Finch:
Bastard Rating: 7/10 Refuses to share feeders. Chases other birds except their wives from the feeders, and will fully "nest" on tray feeders so their fat asses block the other birds from getting any from the feeder. I vaguely suspect they're racist toward the other birds because they'll only allow other house finches to eat from the feeders they're squatting in. At the same time, I've seen males feeding other males. Possible problematic queer icons. More review needed.
Chestnut-Backed Chickadee:
Bastard Rating: 5/10 Too tiny to really pose much of a territorial issue, but kinda remind me of flying chihuahuas. They mind their own business when they can, but will not hesitate to throw hands with other birds over either the sunflower feeder or suet cake. Generally don't hold grudges and stay in their lanes, until it comes to suet cakes.
Golden-Crowned Sparrow:
Bastard Rating: 2/10 Hang out in pretty big numbers, but otherwise mind their own business and eat when the other birds aren't taking up the feeders. They prefer the ground feeders. They're generally pretty chill. Their only true crimes are their systematic massacres of my supplies of black oil sunflower seeds.
Varied Thrush:
Bastard Rating: 0/10 Competes with Spotted Towhees in terms of raw cunt-serving power, both my cat and I get all kinds of tingly when this thot shows up. Yeah, he knows you're staring. He knows how good he looks. He's the flashiest bitch on the block. Robins? Dowdy Catholic school kids. Goldfinches? All color, no drama. This magnificent slut is here to slay.
Spotted Towhee:
Bastard Rating: 4/10 The hot goth vampire kid in high school you're 99% has their own OF account. Professionally Round. Uses his phat ass to own the runway (and my feeders) next to his frumpy competition. Is secretly a complete nerd. Basically if Laszlo Cravensworth was a bird.
Pine Siskin:
Bastard Rating: 9/10 This barely-there wannabe-goldfinch would apply lube to the bottom of your heels on Drag Night. The Heelies of the bird world; never truly cool but grasping at any legitimacy he can get. Nobody appreciates plagiarism. And ugh, he couldn't even be bothered to finish blending. What a rank slag. Get off my stage and learn how to work, bitch.
Black-Capped Chickadee:
Bastard Rating: 11/10 DO NOT BE DECEIVED BY THEIR ROUND CUTENESS. These little fuckers are the gangbangers of the forest. Subsist on raw suet cake and spite. They're consistently possessed with the rage of a lust-addled Klingon woman. What the fuck are you doing at their suet cake? God help you, if you're at their suet cake, they will c u t y o u.
Song Sparrow:
Bastard Rating: -1/10 Babygirl. Precious. Just wants to sit on the edge of the gutters or the top of the feeders and make it as independent folk singers. Probably resort to posting hole from time to time to make end's meet. Always eat last because it's all love, my brothers in Christ.
Anna's Hummingbird:
Bastard Rating: 9/10 While they may have cool optical illusions when it comes to their holographic feathers, they verbally abuse me every time I refill the feeder and it hurts my feelings :(
Rufous Hummingbird:
Bastard Rating: 1/10 Shy bois. They stay out of the way until they're sure I've gone back inside before they'll visit the feeders. Generally loners.
Ruby-Throated Hummingbird:
Bastard Rating: 3/10 Generally the It Girls of the bird world. You know your garden is officially making it when these start showing up. They know they're the most popular but generally try to stay grounded about it. Will sometimes hang out and chat while the hummingbird feeder is being refilled. Used to scare me as a kid because my sister convinced me they'd try to stab their beaks into acne spots. While untrue, they don't have much of a sense of personal space.
Mourning Dove:
Bastard Rating: 1/10 Generally only bother the other birds because they're fat and eat in groups big enough to make it hard for the other birds to get at the seed on the ground. Sing beautifully. Makes Hatoful Boyfriend kind of make sense. Ngl kinda wanna befriend one. Confuse me a little bit whenever I see them because I live in a swamp and didn't expect to find any doves out here.
Stellar's goddamned Jay:
Bastard Rating: WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO?!/FUCK I KNOW THE SUNFLOWER DISPENSER JIGGLES WHEN YOU TRY TO FLY YOUR FAT ASS INTO IT. NO, I CANNOT MAKE THE FEEDER POLE STOP WIGGLING WHEN YOU PARK YOUR WIDE LOAD ON TOP OF IT. GDI I BOUGHT PEANUTS FOR YOU. STOP IMITATING A SHRIEKING HAWK TO SCARE AWAY THE OTHER BIRDS AND LEARN TO SHARE YOU ABSOLUTE TWAT.
So many good birds I saw Sunday! I might have gone a little bit overboard with taking pictures. When I uploaded them to my computer, I had 1152. That’s the most I’ve ever taken! But again, I saw sooooooo many good birds!!
There were a BUNCH of juvenile green herons out!
The brown thrasher was so nice and posed for me in a tree:
a male goldfinch! the first of many Sunday:
a male red-winged black bird, taking a walk:
there was actually a whole family of them out!
BARN SWALLOW IN FLIGHT:
Canadian geese!
And the goslings are looking so much like adults now:
at the arboretum, the first bird I saw was a tufted titmouse:
another male goldfinch:
also, his wife (she was a bit camera shy, lol):
a neat bug:
BEEEEEEEEEEE:
A male cardinal, singing his song:
A red-shouldered hawk! I think they were being harassed by the cardinals:
I was able to get this neat shot of them flying away!
an eastern bluebird! Male, I think:
The goldfinches again! I thought this was a neat shot!
Some brown-headed cow birds, perched high in a tree:
this carolina wren was easy to hear, but tricky to find:
an indigo bunting hanging out at the top of a tree:
PHOTOGRAPHER DETECTED (carolina wren again):
The female eastern bluebird:
A downy woodpecker (male, I think), getting a snack:
A female red-bellied woodpecker:
Another titmouse, grabbing a seed to eat:
Another indigo bunting! He looks so dramatic with this lighting:
A tiny black-capped chickadee!
I wasn’t entirely sure what this guy was when I snapped this picture of them soaring around. When I got home, I was able to ID them. A Mississippi kite!
Some pretty flowers:
Some more bees:
Butterflies!
Turtles!! Ngl, I really like the flat guy:
I might have freaked out when I saw these guys, but I FINALLY got some good pictures of ruby-throated hummingbirds! There was a group of them at a feeder I got a lot of pictures of these guys, so I might make some separate posts with these pictures. Here are a few of my favorites:
“GO AWAY GARY, NO ONE LIKES YOU.” >:(
Some more flowers:
YOU GUYS. THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PICTURE OF THE DAY:
Another butterfly:
And the final pictures, some water lilies! I just think they’re pretty:
There's a poll going around asking about birds but, like most USian birding resources, it's very focused on the popular eastern birds (which I'm sure are lovely as well). Here's one for our western feathered friends so they get love too :-)