10 BL Characters I Want Carnally
AKA I'm just a person with two keen eyes and dubious morals when it comes to enjoying media so don't take it seriously, I'm here for a good time.
Thank you @sndrys for tagging me! This was an eye opening experience putting this together. As it turns out I might have a type (ew).
1) Guy from Bake Me Please (2023)
The sole reason for me creating this list! Look, I dropped Bake Me Please almost immediately because it just wasn't for me BUT I've been lowkey watching through my dash. And let me tell you, my fingers gain consciousness and hit reblog everytime this baby's face pops up because...well...LOOK AT HIM. He is beautiful and he should get the guy (hehe get it) in the end idc.
2) Yok from Not Me (2021)
Yok is such a beloved character and for good reason! He is sexy, he is gay, he sets buildings on fire and steals cops' wallets on accident because HOW WAS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT GUY HE WAS STALKING WAS A COP??? I love you Yok, never change.
3) Palm from Never Let Me Go/ OurSkyy2 (2022-23)
The anger I felt for all the injustice and mistreatment our beautiful Palm had to face in this show took literal years off my life. It's rare for me to get this passionately protective over a character and yet here we are, in the Palm Protection Squad headquarters. Even Nueng is on the watchlist!
4) Tonhon from Tonhon Chonlatee (2020)
Not to out myself as an enjoyer of silly goofy times , but I did have fun watching Fish Upon The Sky and Secret Crush On You, so OFCOURSE I thought I would like this one too but GOD was it rough. Did I still finish it? Yes. Did I fawn over PoddKhao pairing and have been quietly praying for some kind of reunion ever since? Also yes.
Was I foaming at the mouth barking everytime Tonhon AKA Podd was on my screen? I'm not gonna comment without lawyer present.
5) Tew from My Dear Gangster Oppa (2023)
Speaking of Tonhon Chonlatee...AH! Ai Long Nhai (TC's spiritual prequel of sorts) was sure...something. And by something I mean I saw Meen and decided I will never speak ill of men ever again, feminism quite literally left my body. And then a year later My Dear Gangster Oppa came out and guess what??! MEEN IS THE GANGSTER OPPA! Dreams really do come true, kids.
6) Wen from Moonlight Chicken (2023)
(or Tian from ATOATS or Mueang Nan fron FUTS). Mix...I will eat you. Always so dewy and healthy and sparkly-eyed. But Wen from Moonlight Chicken is something out of the realm of my imagination. The sex appeal? The maturity?? The gentleness??!! Somebody sedate me before I say something I will not be able to justify in court.
7) Vee from Love Mechanics (2022)
He is a pretty bisexual who makes the most abhorrent stupid decisions known to men and then weeps and suffers for them WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED? Once again, is the show flawless or even remotely coherent? Absolutely not. That being said Vee brought me so much joy by being stupid I'm forever grateful.
(also YinWar are so back GO WATCH JACK AND JOKER TRAILER)
8) Prapai from Love In The Air (2022)
To a certain extent I've enjoyed every MAME show I've watched. To do that you need to possess the rare ability called "I abandoned every shred of moral integrity to gawk at hot men". And Prapai? MAN is this bitch hot.
Tall dark handsome? Check!
Bisexual on a bike? Check!
Stubborn and annoying? CHECK!
9) Xiang Hao Ting from HIStory3: Make Our Days Count (2019)
*incoherent wailing and sobbing*
IM NOT EXPLAINING SHIT ABOUT HIM LEAVE ME ALONE
10) AlanJeff from Pit Babe (2023)
My newest obsession! I refuse to separate our local senior citizen and his favorite prophetic mechanic. Both of them are hot as shit in their own way.
Alan is a sexy dilf with so much weight and responsibility on his shoulders it's a miracle he retained his optimism and youthful awkwardness. And Jeff is a prickly baby-cow-baby-deer eyed baby that is so touch starved it's actually a little funny.
SO I GUESS ALANJEFF SANDWICH IT IS.
(don't be shy tag yourselves besties <3)
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Today we venerate Elevated Ancestor Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. on his 94th birthday 🎉
A Baptist Minister, civil rights activist & profound hero among our people, we celebrate Dr. King for his pioneering strategy, unprecented leadership, & tireless commitment to the liberation of our people during his 13- year tenure of Civil Rights Movement of the 50s & 60s.
With his eloquent power of spoken word, Dr. King tapped into the heart of a nation that he envisioned to be better than the last. He was & remains til this day, "America's" favorite "Uppity N****".The one who's true intentions, motivations, & tactics have been bleached to fit a more palatable version of history. Do not let present-day America control the narrative. Dr. King was not just merely a dreamer, he was a Revolutionary. Dr. King was VERY clever & a master strategist. His unprecented strategy was labeled non-violent, but ut was VERY violent. It was downright bloody. It was sacrificial. And it was his genius that shifted the world's perspective on "peace" & struck a massive wave of fear atthe core of our enemies nationwide & around the world.
"Africa does have spectacular savages and brutes today, but they are not black. They are the sophisticated white rulers of South Africa who profess to be cultured, religious and civilized, but whose conduct and philosophy stamp them unmistakably as modern-day barbarians.." - Dr. King's "Let My People Go Speech" in 1965; a reflection of his shift toward socioeconomic justice & liberation.
We pour libations & give extra 💐 to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. today. May we also reflect on the lives lost & sacrifices of his lineage.
May his words & legacy live forever. May his tireless work serve as a blueprint & a beacon for those seeking wisedom, liberation, & socioeconomic justice ✊🏾
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Why this blan tried to tell me that [all] ATRs and ADRs go way back to Egypt and everything in Africa comes from Egypt
Blan can you let West & Central Africa be themselves like get off hoteptok or wherever. You're not getting "woke points" for doing this shit. Egypt isn't the only damn source of everything in Africa. Vodun/Vodou is not the Ancient Egyptian religion. Santería doesn't have roots in Egypt. And trying to tell me like you're an expert will get you set aside.
White "allies" chill TF out challenge
(I'm personally more directly from Benin and Sierra Leone than Egypt; a great grandmother's from Sierra Leone)
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