#blah blah blah dairy

[wellthatsclever]

Need to up my protein intake but eating meat every day seriously gets tiresome

[happytheoristdreamer]

Soooo I went back to Mystic Messenger for TLC and Jumin.

My gawd I love this man and his cat 💕

When I first played this game, I was like yeah, take my time and take my money…now this game has my soul and I am totally fine with that. I shouldn’t but I am.

I predict that I’ll be gravitating towards fanfics of Jumin in the near future.

[kirsctein]

genuinely feel so sorry for (lactose intolerant) people who can’t just go and buy lactose free dairy products from the store

[supercantaloupe]

much as i like chopped + other cooking comp shows i do always find it find of disappointing when they require a jewish or muslim chef to use pork (+ shellfish) in their dish

[abyssalpriest]

i swear to god. looking at stuff because Lev's around and I was just commenting to myself on how like.. it's wild to Know Him and know how he talks about being in and around Mongolia and how when I look at stuff from Around There on this plane its like. holy shit

but like

he literally fucking taught me to wear sunglasses over here while he's in my body to veil his/my eyes for various reasons, mostly because he's intense and doesn't want random laypeople seeing him. and he's the one that fucking comes over and veils my eyes in order to do meditation and. specifically. channelling.

like. he has used my (black, funnily enough) blindfold and veil combination more than me because he possesses me, makes me put it on, and then gives me information through speaking through me

like. I have no idea and im not going to pretend i have one about what these masks are used for in Mongolia. It's the fact that so many of his habits are so specific to him, but then you research the places he very loudly proclaims he has connections to and its like yeah oh its not just you huh. lmfao. its not specific to you at all. You veil the bodies you possess to hide your eyes and use those veils for entering trances? hmm. wonder where else does that

[azaleamoney]

𝑱𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒕.

Idk what I want my name to be, this is good for right now.

All I know is, I want this page separate from my gaming account, so here's my first post.

✨This will be a page of a reflection of myself and where I'm going and what I want to do, etc..

God only knows what I am doing with myself at this point.

I want to be able to vent somewhere where theres judgment and I could just be free.

- I really have no one that I can go to because sometimes when I do vent to someone, they turn it around and make you about themselves.

Also I'd like to add, I don't need anyone feeling sorry for me, or make it to where I can't feel a certain way because of how they're feeling, when I do vent.

✨ So anyway, I will be posting daily and throughout the day, this will be my getaway. 🩷

[machinecreature]

hmm yeah i love eating wheat pasta but it doesnt love me

[cherrycreamsicle]

Downed my allergy meds and then housed a soft serve cone and well. I don't feel good

[audiovisualrecall]

I wanted to bake something but couldn't decide so I sat down and well I finished the painting great but now I've just been scrolling tumblr instead of anything else and it's 6pm and we have to figure out/decide on dinner soon and I can't bake now :/

[merakiui]

*DIGS YOU OUT FROM THE MUD* MOOOOOAR!!!! HDJSJSK once azul find out the secret behind his fave milk, floyd takes him out back and forces him to breed u to keep quiet and jade omg jad has the biggest balls and loves to put them on ur face aaaaaaa

AAAAAAAA YES YES YES OTL THANK YOU FOR DIGGING ME OUT.......... allow me to describe The Vision because I had more thoughts while I was trapped under the mud.

(cw: nsfw, female hucow reader, breeding, pregnancy, bull hybrid jade, lactation, there's really no plot here; just pure horny >_< )

✧ floyd has the biggest crush on you and it's so obvious, but he's not allowed to touch you because boring farm regulations and blah blah blah. >:( it wouldn't be good if another male's scent was on you when they're trying to pair you and jade together, and floyd thinks that's a stupid rule because you're his girl!!! he definitely doesn't follow it. maybe he promises to be good and pull out each time, maybe give you a bath to wash his scent off, just to keep things safe. he's so stupidly in love with you and it shows. orz his favorite thing to do is milk you because you make the cutest little sounds. he's painfully hard the entire time and he can't stop looking at your heavy tits, admiring the feel of them in his hands, or the way you tremble, your body alight with arousal. he's down so bad. he has to cap all of the bottles and stock them in the fridge first before he's going off to deal with his erection. T_T

✧ and jade......... he's a sly bastard. he knows floyd's in love with you (anyone could tell) and he takes every possible opportunity to stir up drama just for the fun of it. floyd threatens to send him off to the slaughterhouse if he keeps acting like an ass, but that's jade's specialty. <3 he just loves pressing you against the fence and rutting into you from behind, loves to drink straight from your tits, loves to fuck you in broad daylight so that everyone on the farm knows you're getting your guts rearranged by him. and floyd hates it! it's just not fair. why did they have to bring jade in? can't they just leave the breeding up to floyd? he'd gladly knock you up. but you and jade are so compatible and jade's so possessive of you, and the last time floyd tried to enter your pen he was swiftly kicked in the stomach. ;;;;;

✧ and azul!!!! he loves, loves, loves the milk from this farm. it's just so delicious; it's made the dishes at his restaurant taste even better than before. since he's an ambitious man, he originally visits the farm with the intention of purchasing whichever dairy cow is responsible for producing such high-quality milk just so he can get it straight from the source without having to go through the hoops of shipping and whatnot. but floyd's so evasive with answering his questions and as azul's leaving in a huff he passes the barn and spies you inside and...... now he needs you!!! he'll pay any price; he's desperate. floyd's dying inside because no one's supposed to know about you, but this loud-mouthed businessman knows and..... he allows azul to milk you so he can take a few bottles home for himself in exchange for his silence, and azul is so good at rizzing you that he ends up fucking you. and jade lets it happen because it's another fun way to watch floyd shrivel up and die. T_T he's so mean,,,,,

✧ and when you're pregnant, your milk production seems to double and you have to be milked multiple times a day because your tits get so heavy and full. floyd's living the dream, even more so when you weep and beg him to just fuck you already because you're soooo sensitive and soooo horny and you desperately need to be filled with cock; and jade's busy napping, so he can't do it. floyd gladly takes his place and he's the happiest in the world because after so long he finally gets to fuck you. he cums so much, all of it stuffed inside, and he cradles your belly so sweetly and tenderly.

✧ the alternative to this idea is that azul kidnaps you from the farm and keeps you captive in his home so that he can always have your milk for himself. not only for personal enjoyment but for the mostro lounge as well, and you hate him so much because he took you away from your home and friends and he keeps you shackled and collared with a little bell so you won't run away or escape. you've spent so long with him and you're months into your first pregnancy with him and he's been nothing but sweet and soft and he fucks you so good; and he's always so eager to milk you and he praises you constantly. stockholm syndrome kicks in and suddenly he's not so bad. suddenly you don't hate him anymore. suddenly you're riding him into the sheets with reckless abandon and coming apart on his cock because it feels so good and you love him so much and this is where you've always wanted to be. this is your home.

[swiftfootedachilles]

ian and mickey cant smoke weed in their apartment. even when they went on their balcony to smoke some bitch called the manager and complained. they were given a warning. "yes we know cannabis is legalized now but we are a privately-owned family-oriented apartment complex and we hold the right to cite and remove you if inappropriate behavior continues" blah blah fucking blah.

well, ian may be preoccupied with his tomatoes, but mickey decides to start his own little garden - inside the apartment away from prying eyes. it's been a while since he grew weed, but it's like riding a bike, really. good soil, water regularly, right amount of sunlight, and BOOM you're ready to start infusing ingredients for your edibles. the free samples they get from work only last so long, and it's so much better to choose your own potency and recipe! no more eating gluten dairy free brownies just to get a high. now he can make them as fudgy and chocolatey and gluten-y as he likes!

ian is actually very surprised (and incredibly jealous) of mickey's green thumb. he tries not to make a competition out of it, but he can't help but compare his finicky roma tomatoes to mickey's bustling farm of cannabis. eventually it works out though, and they use their tomatoes and thc olive oil to make the most delicious weed pasta sauce ever

[nsomniacsdream]

Saturday is feeding day for my snakes. But whisper gets fed every 2 weeks and cinnamon gets fed every week. And whisper knows this and hates us with the fury of ten thousand suns accordingly. So wife is giving cinn his rat and I'm poking around whispers enclosure, making sure her soil is properly damp, the isopods and such are thriving, she hasn't dug any of her plants out of the dirt yet, and she slides out from under her bridge on the right side and angles herself like she's gonna bite my hand. I pull back and then lean in and make little baby noises at her, she's so cute, how is my sweet baby blah blah blah. She becomes disgusted by my attention and pulls back after a minute. Wife comes over and is poking around looking for the dairy cow isopods she got. Whisp comes out the left side of the bridge, just far enough that you can see her cute lil face poking out from the darkness. She's so cute and it really takes the edge off of her bloodlust. She's the one who struck me, but she's just a lil baby and can't even get her teeth on me.

[dairytomb]

blah blah blah DAIRY TOMB MEGA ART DUMP BE UPON YUY

[adelle-ein]

it's been. quite a week "lace it's tuesday" yes.

it's hard and weird when a relative you don't get along with dies, and you're supporting everyone else in their grief while biting your tongue. it's hard because my siblings don't actually remember her and say things about how much she loved us that aren't based in reality at all. they even called her "grandma" which she never went by. it's not a coincidence that me and my oldest cousin were the two grandchildren who chose not to speak at the funeral (because we were always the barricade standing in front of the younger ones to shield them from her, and he was very much her least favorite to boot.)

she'd been dying for years to be clear. my aunt was speculating and thinks she probably had dementia for an absolute minimum of the last sixteen years, and her physical health has been awful my whole life (she'd been on and off hospice for about five years? they'd put her on and then she'd live too long, they'd take her off, etc.) she just. would not die. like i think we're all really relieved she died, even the family members that really did love her, she just had no quality of life or anything anymore the last couple of years. but yeah hospice called and said she was going to die a week ago and they were actually right this time.

she was mean and horrible long before dementia though. the story my dad told at the funeral just made me think of how awful she was. and some of the other "funny" stories my family shared just horrified me. and it was the smallest funeral i've ever been to, we only just had a minyan. because nobody wanted to come because she had no living friends and drove off a lot of her family. some she outlived, some she just abused. the only person other than her sons' families who came was my great-uncle on my mother's side, who isn't related to and didn't know grandma (they might've met at weddings and b'nai mitzvahs if that?) but lived nearby and decided to come. and while i'm not his biggest fan it was very nice of him (and the only reason we had a minyan and didn't need to grab random funeral home staff. sigh.) we had a rent-a-rabbi bc my aunt and uncle's was booked and he kept trying to come up with like...things to say about her? generic grandma sentiments. that were generally wrong.

my aunt wanted us to divide up a box of grandma's costume jewelry she had (apparently she's had it for years but was too scared to divvy it up until grandma actually died since grandma has yelled at her for gold digging before. Yeah. goes without saying but aunt is not a gold digger in any way) and i'm thinking of the stuff i took as gifts from her, not from grandma, because like. i don't want stuff from grandma. but a lot of it is stuff my aunt made and stuff that's genuinely cute and i'll enjoy having i just have to like. separate it. and i got to see oldest cousin for the first time in years so that was nice. and my uncle's doing the best i've ever seen him for a number of reasons and my aunt seemed to be doing well too (and she and cousin both made me dairy free mandelbrot loaves haha) (and she addressed both me and my brother as graduates which is really sweet bc most family is straight up ignoring my graduation so far)

but you know. things are complicated life is complicated i'm gonna rant to my therapists and bite my tongue in front of family bc it really is the right thing to do

i am exhausted though after the stress of rushing out of state rushing to funeral rushing back planes cars being in florida which is my personal hell, blah blah, Travel Shit and concurrently dealing with some medication-obtaining issues and worrying about my conferral and falling behind on work and just not having time for therapy. sigh

[dragongirldg]

I’m going to have a kind of drawing contest. I will have two versions of Simmons. Simmons from Basic (the beginning of Basic) and Simmons after the Show.

My version of Simmons is that he gets his top surgery from Sarge so I will technically have two versions of Basic Simmons with and without his binder because he can’t wear that all the time. It would hurt.

Obviously we will only really look at basic Simmons (with binder) and After Show Simmons (post Op swag).

Basic Simmons without his binder will show what (my) OG Simmons looks like completely natural.

He’s going to have a lot of my headcanons in the pictures :3

Some of that is identity theft (with consent).

Anyways, on to the contest :3

All contestants will draw their version of pure basic Simmons and After Show Simmons. I will then make a poll and have others vote for the winner.

The entry for the contest will last until I get at least three to four contestants. If it’s more than four that enter, I doubt it, I will cut it off at eight. I doubt I’ll get two but one can dream!

The winner of the contest will get a fic that will either be in the style of Dairy entries/ video calls/ Caboose as the Narrator/ Letters (pick one).

The winner will get to choose who will be interacting with Simmons and if there are any passing mentions.

Don’t draw my version of Simmons, draw yours.

The number of chapters of it’s not a one shot will depend on how invested I get into writing it. It might not be complete by the end of my self appointed time limit once there is a winner.

Details:

The prize is the choice of Style/ Theme/ Characters of a story.

Example. Love letters/ Villain AU/ Grif, Locus, Church

Example. Dairy entries/ Flower Shop/ Tucker, Tex, Washington, Donut, Kai

Example. Video calls/ Time travel/ Caboose, Carolina

How to enter:

Comment on this post a number (written out) from one to four and saying that you are entering.

Example. I am number One!

Example. I’d like to be Three.

Example. I’m entering the contest and I’m number four.

As soon as I get the pictures done, I’ll tag all contestants.

Edit:

I lied there are several versions I’ve made of the same picture.

Blah blah blah basically you get a fic if you win the poll against like four more people.

Blah blah blah comment the number you are in entering.

[sothischickshe]

Talk about your thoughts on Misfits! Favorite characters, favorite powers, favorite ships, thoughts on the post Nathan era, etc.

Sure! I think nathan probs wins as fave character; I could maybe make an argument for superhoodie but idk that he really counts as a character of his own anyhow?? But any of the original 5 could be in with a shout 🌹👓🧓

I really liked the world building with the powers, and the fact that characters could buy/sell/swap them kinda, which kept stuff interesting! Time travel or telepathy or something might be the most useful, 'rocket scientist' was probs the most iconic, and I feel like power to control dairy products (???) might be the most memorable, although turning ppl bald also in with a shout, as are manifests lsd trips and Real Magic™️

Idk that I was ever super shippy about this show? 🤔 Most of the characters were pretty foul and the show itself was often on a gross out escalation train. Plus I haven't seen it for a long time so I don't remember the side or later characters v well 🤷🏼‍♀️ I feel like simon/Alisha got kinda cute, there was something at some point re nathan/Kelly which was kinda cute, maybe nathan/marnie? But the most important ship poss Ruth negga/screentime

My interest in the show post nathan def dipped! Nathan was probs the most fun character, and Robert sheehan was one of the standout actors. That said, I do like Joseph gilgun (who played rudy) & although his character felt a bit too much like nathan 2.0 (plus the literal split personality power quite blah), he and the remaining main 4 and the world of the show were engaging enough that even if I wasn't as excited by the show I was happy to stick with it. But then basically everyone else left!!! 😭😭😭😭 Once Curtis was gone my interest reallllllly fizzled... I think I've seen all of the show but I'm not completely sure??? Generally not a fan of a show replacing all the characters with new younger less interesting ones (looking at you grownish 🙄) 🙄🙄💤 I actually don't know much about this mass exodus, was it just that the main cast all felt it was kinda time to move on, or was there some #gossip??? 👀👀👀 But yea I'd probs complain most abt the post Curtis era, felt like the show did OK in s3 without nathan & s4 without most of the original cast, and then :/ :/ :/