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#blasting linkin park loud enough to shake the bus
daydreamerwonderkid · 11 months
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The real Batman V Superman that Big DC wants to hide from y'all:
Bruce "Obviously, the country boy charm is a ruse he uses to throw off any and all suspicion. But it won't work on me. I will find out what he's hiding, it's only a matter of time. There's no way he's actually that sweet and wholesome" Wayne
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Clark "If so mean, why is he so friend shaped?" Kent
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Let's not pretend here, folks. We all know who wins.
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