#bleach mayuri kurostuchi

[theyanderespecialist]

Yandere Mad Scientist🧪🧑‍🔬💉 Yandere Mayuri Kurotsuchi X Gender Neutral Listener (Bleach)  Disclaimer: Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yandere is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!

[caesarclowningaround]

tag game

tagged by @lumiereandcogsworth :D thankies! it's been a while since i've done one of these

last song: "This Ain't a Scene, It's An Arms Race" by Fall Out Boy

favorite color: dark forest green

last book: "Dark Restraint" by Katee Robert was the last book i finished. But i've got like 3 different books going rn. I'm starting my reread of Krampus: The Yule Lord tonight tho :3

last movie: Terrifier 3. i still can't believe how much i enjoyed it XD Guess i really am a sucker for Christmas horror movies

last tv show: Bleach: Thousand Year Blood War. tho i'm an episode behind lol

sweet, spicy, or savory? i do love savory, but i have a horrible sweet tooth

relationship status: Single and been wanting to mingle for a while now 😭

last thing i googled: i'm serious when i say i've cleared my search history since i last used google. i think i googled when Terrifier 3 comes out on blu ray. Yeah, that's how much i enjoyed this movie lmao

current obsession: One Piece <3 with a side of Mayuri Kurostuchi from Bleach~ Specifically him tbh

looking forward to: The snow we're supposed to get this week. I really hope it sticks

tagging: ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO DO IT CAN CONSIDER THEMSELVES TAGGED BY ME

[fortheloveofshunsui]

Thousand Year Blood War: Round 6

[ultraericthered]

Tfw you get introduced as an intimidating, despicable and menacing anime antagonist but then get softened up and constantly used for comedy. 

[scientific-method]

✌ hi this is snii with a freshly revamped blog for kurostuchi mayuri from bleach. used to be fairly active in 2013 - 2015 before taking a long break from rping in general. feel free to give this a like or reblog if you’d be willing to interact, thank you!!

independent and selective. panfandom and original character friendly.

[conquiistador]

@despairforme​ ( nnoitra gilga from bleach ) MAIN ACCOUNT.

main verse set in a modern!au

reasons why spoons are the superior cutlery

starlover

actual mantis boy

will fuck you up if you call him skinny

or anything else for that matter tbh

TOBY’S FAV FOREVER (and he knows it)

@oreroat​ ( hirako shinji from bleach )

main verse set in a modern!au

jazzzzzzzzzzz hands @ everybody but especially girls 

groovey af no shinji stfu

will try to convince you to join him with whatever it is he’s doing atm

nnoitra’s actual big (lil) bro

flirty af and so chill youd think he’s high

osaka accent

@theazoth​ ( kurostuchi mayuri from blach )

donate organs to him pls

the definition of adorable

bribe him with candy and he’ll let you live

if you are a special creature he’ll give you a super nice deal as his test subject ( only five life threatening surgeries a day WOWOWOW! )

is an actual child

has a boyfriend (how)

you wouldn’t believe how hot he is under all that paint

@conquiistador​ ( donquixote doflamingo from one piece )

HEAVENLY

2hot hot damn

also the worst tm

will manipulate you in ways you didn’t know were possible

die for him

makes everything look good

fu fu fu fu fu fu fu

@autotoxins​ ( caesar clown from one piece )

looks like the most adorable shit every but will harvest your organs post mortem

don’t touch him he’s literal poison

fluff cloud 

smells like a candystore

speaking of candy get him some

EVERYTHING is about science with this one

eyezooms @ all his future test subjects

@hisashtrayheart​ ( donquixote rocinante / corazon from one piece )

worthless lil bro

cute boy

but a fucking traitor ugh

won’t talk to you

wears his heart on his SLEEVES OK

cries way too easily

cuddler

@lavenderpain​ ( spandam from one piece ) INACTIVE.

toby when are you gonna delete me

hated by everyone like E V E R Y  O  N E 

lowkey hates himself too

especially his face

likes elephants

is an actual panda but nobody understands

weak weak weak weak weak

@immertapfer​ ( gilbert beilschmidt / prussia from hetalia ) INACTIVE.

AWESOME

german accent for days

has anxiety about disappearing ( which is why toby can’t delete his account ok )

just wants to make pancakes

is friends with everyone

needs a job

looks cute but is actually sexy af

[theyanderespecialist]

Can you writte to Yandere Mayuri Bleach headcanon?

[theyanderespecialist]

Base Yandere Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi Headcanons: A Mad Scientist Yandere (Bleach)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am here with a new chapter! This one is with the Base Yandere Headcanons with Mayuri Kurotsuchi the Captain of Squad 12 from Bleach! Please enjoy this chapter here, muffins!] 

(Disclaimer: Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yandere is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!) 

-Base Yandere Headcanons With Yandere Captain Mayuri Kurotuchi X Gender Neutral Reader From Bleach- 

.Mayuri is the stereotypical mad scientist type of man and he is obsessed with creating life from nothing even though he has a disregard for life.

.He never has been in love with anyone before he met you, you were part of the group of humans that broke into the soul society and he was instantly drawn to you.

.Never has he has met a specimen that made him so many things, he wanted to have you and see what made you so special to him!  .He would be the type to very much want to experiment on you and see what makes you tick~ 

.He does it all in the name of love as well! 

.He would say what he feels for you is more than just love he would say that biologically you and him were perfect for each other and you were meant to be with him. 

.He is the type of yandere who does not believe you are perfect because he thinks that striving for perfection takes out the imagination of improving one's self. 

.He sees that with his love for you as well, there are always ways for him and you to improve each other. 

.He sees that he can always makes steps to improve you as his lover and spouse and that he can also always improve his and yours relationship with each other. 

.As long as he is the only one who gets to make love to you and touch your stunning body, which he will modify as time goes on. 

.To him no one else but you and him matters. 

.He does not care for you having attachment to others, as he sees that these people are holding you back and he will kill them. 

.Or more likely he would experiment on them to make sure they stay out of the way of his love for you. 

.He would not be above killing rivals in his way as they are disgusting worms and pawns for him to get what he wants. 

.He would even turn on his fellow captains if it meant keeping you by his side, as there are only two things that really matter to him, and that is protecting the soul society and making you his. 

.He believes every soulreaper should put their lives on the line to protect the soul society and that the only thing he would put above that is his love for you. 

.You are the only thing that matters most to him in the world and he would rather die than have you taken away from him! 

.He is a very sadistic yandere even to his own men who he would kill with great pleasure if they even looked at you in an odd way or too long. 

.No one but him and maybe his daughter had the right to look at you, but he was the only one to look at you with desire~ 

.He is the type of yandere to toy with his rivals, they are seen as ways to test their love for you, to see if they truly meant their love for you or were just using you. 

.I do not know which one of "I was using (Name)" or "I really loved (Name)" makes him more pissed off as a yandere, it might be a different one each day depending on the mood he has. 

.He is the yandere that would also toy with you. 

.You are his prized love and that means he has to figure out how you tick as well. 

.Pushing you well past your limit to see how much his love can take before and after he breaks you. 

.Do not worry he is a scientist and will be able to fix you no matter how many times he breaks you and he will always be able to take care of you. 

.He adores you and loves to mess with you as he loves seeing your reactions, from happiness and love, to fear and terror, to angry and hatred. 

.He cannot get enough of you and he would never ever get bored of you, for him you are his everything and he is going to keep you. 

.He also is the type of yandere that will punish you as well, but for you it is rarely physical punishments, instead he is the type that would psychology punish you. 

.Even sometimes bringing you to the brink of madness and just almost pushing you over the edge. 

.Bu he always manages to bring you back before he pushes you to far, he considers himself a good partner for that! 

.How he confesses his love for you is very blunt and straight forward. 

.When he saw you in the soul society he confesses his love for the first time by offering you a deal to be his special research project even bluntly saying some of the lewd and filthy things he would do to your body. 

.You being a young adult and his enemy the first time he confessed and turned him down. 

.He did not take that well but he did not stop there. 

.Once it was clear that you were no longer then enemy he would start to court you before offering his love to you again. 

.If you said yes, you would be staying in the soul society and would be treated the best by him, way better than anyone else int he soul society. 

.If you turned down his love though? Well this is where he snaps and knocks you out kidnapping you and severing your connection to your human body. 

.Now you would never be allowed to leave the soul society and no one would stop him from what he is doing. 

.In the end he is a really not good yandere but saying yes to his love is your best bet, because hs is the type of yandere that is not going to give up. 

.He will do whatever it takes to make you his, saying yes to his love is the easiest way for you and the way you will have the least amount of pain! 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I hope that you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!] 

[fortheloveofshunsui]

My small mind: Wait, you mean to tell me that 4th year anniversary Ichigo can be pulled from a Brave Souls Ticket? And give me a trash character as well?

[fortheloveofshunsui]

Was lucky when I pulled 5 stars during the free 10x summoning. Pulled 5 star Ichigo a few days ago, which is a dupe. Yesterday pulled a dupe Nnoitora and a 5 star Mayuri, which is new, in the same draw.

[theyanderespecialist]

Base Yandere Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi Headcanons: A Mad Scientist Yandere (Bleach)

[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am here with a new chapter! This one is with the Base Yandere Headcanons with Mayuri Kurotsuchi the Captain of Squad 12 from Bleach! Please enjoy this chapter here, muffins!] 

(Disclaimer: Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yandere is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!) 

-Base Yandere Headcanons With Yandere Captain Mayuri Kurotuchi X Gender Neutral Reader From Bleach- 

.Mayuri is the stereotypical mad scientist type of man and he is obsessed with creating life from nothing even though he has a disregard for life.

.He never has been in love with anyone before he met you, you were part of the group of humans that broke into the soul society and he was instantly drawn to you.

.Never has he has met a specimen that made him so many things, he wanted to have you and see what made you so special to him!  .He would be the type to very much want to experiment on you and see what makes you tick~ 

.He does it all in the name of love as well! 

.He would say what he feels for you is more than just love he would say that biologically you and him were perfect for each other and you were meant to be with him. 

.He is the type of yandere who does not believe you are perfect because he thinks that striving for perfection takes out the imagination of improving one's self. 

.He sees that with his love for you as well, there are always ways for him and you to improve each other. 

.He sees that he can always makes steps to improve you as his lover and spouse and that he can also always improve his and yours relationship with each other. 

.As long as he is the only one who gets to make love to you and touch your stunning body, which he will modify as time goes on. 

.To him no one else but you and him matters. 

.He does not care for you having attachment to others, as he sees that these people are holding you back and he will kill them. 

.Or more likely he would experiment on them to make sure they stay out of the way of his love for you. 

.He would not be above killing rivals in his way as they are disgusting worms and pawns for him to get what he wants. 

.He would even turn on his fellow captains if it meant keeping you by his side, as there are only two things that really matter to him, and that is protecting the soul society and making you his. 

.He believes every soulreaper should put their lives on the line to protect the soul society and that the only thing he would put above that is his love for you. 

.You are the only thing that matters most to him in the world and he would rather die than have you taken away from him! 

.He is a very sadistic yandere even to his own men who he would kill with great pleasure if they even looked at you in an odd way or too long. 

.No one but him and maybe his daughter had the right to look at you, but he was the only one to look at you with desire~ 

.He is the type of yandere to toy with his rivals, they are seen as ways to test their love for you, to see if they truly meant their love for you or were just using you. 

.I do not know which one of "I was using (Name)" or "I really loved (Name)" makes him more pissed off as a yandere, it might be a different one each day depending on the mood he has. 

.He is the yandere that would also toy with you. 

.You are his prized love and that means he has to figure out how you tick as well. 

.Pushing you well past your limit to see how much his love can take before and after he breaks you. 

.Do not worry he is a scientist and will be able to fix you no matter how many times he breaks you and he will always be able to take care of you. 

.He adores you and loves to mess with you as he loves seeing your reactions, from happiness and love, to fear and terror, to angry and hatred. 

.He cannot get enough of you and he would never ever get bored of you, for him you are his everything and he is going to keep you. 

.He also is the type of yandere that will punish you as well, but for you it is rarely physical punishments, instead he is the type that would psychology punish you. 

.Even sometimes bringing you to the brink of madness and just almost pushing you over the edge. 

.Bu he always manages to bring you back before he pushes you to far, he considers himself a good partner for that! 

.How he confesses his love for you is very blunt and straight forward. 

.When he saw you in the soul society he confesses his love for the first time by offering you a deal to be his special research project even bluntly saying some of the lewd and filthy things he would do to your body. 

.You being a young adult and his enemy the first time he confessed and turned him down. 

.He did not take that well but he did not stop there. 

.Once it was clear that you were no longer then enemy he would start to court you before offering his love to you again. 

.If you said yes, you would be staying in the soul society and would be treated the best by him, way better than anyone else int he soul society. 

.If you turned down his love though? Well this is where he snaps and knocks you out kidnapping you and severing your connection to your human body. 

.Now you would never be allowed to leave the soul society and no one would stop him from what he is doing. 

.In the end he is a really not good yandere but saying yes to his love is your best bet, because hs is the type of yandere that is not going to give up. 

.He will do whatever it takes to make you his, saying yes to his love is the easiest way for you and the way you will have the least amount of pain! 

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I hope that you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins!] 

Yandere Mad Scientist🧪🧑‍🔬💉 Yandere Mayuri Kurotsuchi X Gender Neutral Listener (Bleach)  Disclaimer: Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yandere is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!