#bludnik-a

[problematicbyler]

hi 🥰

i would like to know more about the thing about illicit affairs.

like literally anything. how did u come up with the plot? are there any scenes that didn’t appear in the story? id there anything u want to change? even some fun facts!

YAYYYY thank you so much oh my goodness YES here are some Director's Commentary thoughts and rambles about my fic illicit affairs:

it started as just: we desperately need a friends with benefits verse for byler, and this was in 2022 when byler smut would basically get you crucified on main, so i knew a) i needed to make a new account for it and b) i wanted it to be so juicy, so in-character, and so GOOD that it could entice even the closet-smut enjoyers. (considering i'm approaching 40k hits on that story, i think i succeeded in that aspect)

i actually just looked back at my outline, and it's pretty much exactly what y'all ended up reading with very little changes. because i started off thinking of it just in snapshots - how could i convey the arc of their FWB vibes over a handful of sexual encounters that each feel different and unique both sexually and emotionally?

in fact, since i have it, this is the original outline i wrote for the fic! you can see that it pretty much matches up perfectly chapter-by-chapter, except for that number 2 ended up squished in with chapter 1.

if anything, i would have loved to write a little bit more between chapters 1 and 2, when they're first starting their FWB relationship and exploring sexually, before they're fully comfortable with the situation like they are in chapter 2. like, in chapter 2, mike is fully dirty talking and using pet names like baby and darling - i would have loved an in between chapter (or a few) of them experimenting and getting to that level. imagine will melting the first time mike calls him darling. swoon.

chapter 3 is my favorite because it's all about the romance that they can't acknowledge is romance. but it's objectively romantic!!! moonlit lovemaking under the stars! but then, that pesky no-kissing rule, and the pesky miscommunication, where they both think they're messing it up by how in love they are with the other. sigh.

chapter 4 is the bottom mike scene that some folks were surprised about because i tend toward bottom will; this was just because i headcanon them switching, and this fic is so about them exploring sexually that it would feel amiss not to include it and show their relationship that way as well. plus, i'm a sucker for using position switching as an emotional beat to show vulnerability, so it fit perfectly in that way too.

and of course, chapter 5, the beautiful conclusion, where they're in love and they know it, where they can kiss freely - i wanted it to be explosively amazing, but also lighthearted and funny and over the top. so naturally they had to break the d&d table. did i take liberties with the practical applications of spit as lube? yes, absolutely, but i apologize for nothing.

i'm mostly asexual, so to me, the beauty of exploring a FWB-to-lovers arc is exploring the idea that sex alone isn't enough for these characters. they want love, they want tenderness, they want each other. and playing with that was so so so fun.

thank you for the ask!!!!! and to the few others who asked as well, i appreciate each and every one of you.

[hawkwidows]

hi ev!

i dreamt that u dropped new art and i was so excited!! i can’t remember shit about this art but i know it was everything i wanted 😭

omg alyaaa?? 🥹 that's so sweet HNFJD and really motivating, honestly

mayhaps it was the older adult byler you requested more of that I'm keen to get to drawing.. 👀

hopefully any of the millions of wips hits the same as the dream!!

[contemporaryartsgallery]

Uladzimir Bludnik

[chericheribaby]

hi loops! 12 & 24 for the end of year asks pls 💖

hi Emma!! Of course ❣️

12. Talk about a new friend you made this year

A big one is @blossoms-and-possums which I didn’t made this year per se but needs the mention anyway. She’s been a huge support this year, a best friend atp. I don’t know what I would do without her. A friend I’ve made this year however is alya @bludnik-a which we start talking this year and i love, she made me the most beautiful bracelets and sends me daily ghost animations I adore that brighten my day<3 Also shout out to e @ecstarry which I’ve been friends with very recently but she’s a force to be reckoned with!!! (Un beso chiqui mwah!! xx)

And also all the beloved mutuals I’ve made this year (like you) <3

24. Did you keep any New Year’s Resolutions?

I guess getting help and I did and now I’m better than I was at the beginning of the year which makes me very proud 🥹

[residentrookie]

waiiit this looks fun thank u sm for the tag @twisted-tales-told!!! <333

a song for every letter in your username! ok i’m rolling up my sleeves for this one here we go

r: roslyn by bon iver

e: evermore by taylor swift

s: sea, swallow me by cocteau twins

i: i only have eyes for you by the flamingoes

d: delete the kisses by wolf alice

e: end of beginning by djo

n: nothing but mine by billie marten

t: the end of love by florence + the machine

r: right where you left me by taylor swift

o: only angel by harry styles

o: our prayer by the beach boys

k: krystal by matt maltese

i: i’ll be seeing you by billie holiday (had to do it im sorry)

e: eat your young by hozier

YAY!! i was right it was fun :))

tagging @messerflower @pretentiouswreckingball (good luck bby) @a-fiery-fox @tigolbittys @moongays @bludnik-a @xjustakay @peachwinne @culdogs @canyouhearmyfear @moony-t0ast if u also wish to participate :))

[smoosnoom]

RAIN KISS 😘😘😘😘🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

anything 4 alya bludnik-a !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[parappurathu]

Uładzimir Bludnik

[hawkwidows]

hi ev! :)

top 5 favorite byler fics maybe?

HELLOOO alya!! sorry I didn't mean to take so long to answer this :') I'm thinking I'm gonna go with 5 fics that have stuck with me instead of ranking any works! I wouldn't know where to begin deciding my fav fics either, but I know I enjoyed:

your love is a secret i'm dying to keep it's royalty, and forbidden love, and ughhhh the eventual desperation when they get moments alone I just eat it up up up. I love how unexpected the feelings were for both of them but how immediate the lack of composure began, my sillies myne owne arghBDSHKDNJSD another royalty/fantasy fic. written by lovely, lovely disaster who I miss sm but ,,God. love it. pining, fake dating, mike is a knight which is my fav thing, will is the most sweetheart prince ever and it's just fun and written so nicely!! there's also a story about the sun and moon and byler being sun/moon bfs just always hits. also the byhop family dynamic <3333 filling in the blanks as we go I just love a good regular/modern setting au sometimes and little moments from this one have always come back to me! I love them being nerdy, I love the build up, the internal dialogue is entertaining ahh it's a nice, charming read I’d love to see me from your point of view this would've been one of the first byler fics I read? I distinctly remember it being fresh/top of the tags and I'd been deep in reading a lot of post-vol 2 mike analysis and was getting into the byler spirit, and I also remember it being one of the fics that made me ship them more! high byler is fun byler you were bigger than the whole sky I remember it just really got me in my feelings, honestly. I loved the journey and thought it was such an interesting concept and handled the aftermath of a situation like that realistically especially with joyce and mike, I love that sort of thing?? sobs

ty for the ask, I've read so many fics atp there are def some I'm forgetting that would've been in this list here but you reminded me I really need to sort out my ao3 so I don't lose goods fics in the millions of tabs I have open LMAOO ask me my top 5 anything!

[contemporaryartsgallery]

Uladzimir Bludnik

[bludnik-a]

someone misread my surname one day and bludnik basically means sinner/whore in my language so my irls found it funny and started calling me that. and a stands for alya

@chericheribaby @weee-clizzy + open :•)

Hey! Tag Game!

I'm gonna try to start one of these lmao

Reblog with the story behind your username

In Breath of the Wild, Urbosa calls Zelda her little bird, I modified it and stole it basically. sometimes I am also Birb because it's just funny

@itsa-thing @i-love-zelda-16 @fithesworddweller @alientheoristemmy @lizzable @astoria-nyx-moon @amayis-bigtower @loaboo @preposterousray @stargazin-on-mars @rav3nz3r0 @crims0nr0s3 @clowncore09 anybody else that feels like sharing ig

[chericheribaby]

thank you sm for the tag u guys, love y'all<3 @inevitablestars @sequinhaze @static-radio-ao3 @ryder-the-writer @xjustakay

🎄here you can decorate my Christmas tree🎄

almost everyone has done this so sorry if you have been tagged already: @residentrookie @messerflower @deermessrs @blossoms-and-possums @belleandsaintsebastian @fruityindividual @rollercoasterwords @nevvaraven @magswrite @a-fiery-fox @casstration @pupmotif @bludnik-a @smoosnoom (adding more people as I go, sorry and I love u xx)

[thelordofdark99]

Ti si navikla na ljude koji od tvojih oblina ne vide druge atribute i onda ti nije jasno kako te ne razumiju..

Romanticni bludnik

[smoosnoom]

oh u r gonna answer to this after 28276238 years but hmmm “the great mystery of handholding and spotify playlist”

i take a 5 min break from writing and SUDDENLY ITS THE END OF THE WORLD .. . ..........

u know what . ill answer a bunch tomorrow . just u watch alya bludnik-a

[problematicbyler]

Thank you for the tag @queen-of-hawkins-highler!!!! Here goes...

My Love Mine All Mine - Mitski

Cigarette Daydreams - Cage the Elephant

Funeral - Phoebe Bridgers

Hostage - Billie Eilish

Lacy - Olivia Rodrigo

I Felt Younger When We Met - Waterparks

Maybe We're Meant To Be Alone - Bad Suns

Back to the Old House - The Smiths

Obsessed With You - The Orion Experience

Silver Springs - Fleetwood Mac

@kissingpractise @bludnik-a @wendydarlingfics @zoxtr0x @carrionpigeonn @repulsivewriter @starsarefire824 BUT NO PRESSURE AT ALL LOVES <3

Shuffle your On Repeat playlist and list the first 10 songs that play, then tag 10 people.

thank you for tagging me @run-for-chamo-miles @valeffelees @that-disabled-princess, i love doing these <3

i started doing this this morning but then i got distracted by my fun little songs and completely forgot about it, and just randomly remembered now, so here we are

as the world caves in - matt maltese

green - cavetown

hated - yungblud

i'm a firefighter - cigarettes after sex

maggot belly - awfultune

отключаю телефон (slowed) - instasamka

ring size - coffee

pistol - cigarettes after sex

sunsetz - cigarettes after sex

saoko - rosalía

tags (i don't know who's done it yet and who hasn't so sorry if you already have and i'm tagging you again): @iamamythologicalcreature @jasonfunderberkerthefrogexists @ileadacharmedlife @starsarehere @prettygoododds @enbysiriusblack @soliss-occasus @artsyunderstudy @nausikaaa @shrekgogurt

[utopia-concept]

Ljubav na pladnju

Tako je lako, samo jedan klik

Tvoja inkognito pustolovina

Da na trenutak budeš bludnik

Da ti draga postane varana.

Žulja ju želja da šćepa

Mobitel iz tvog džepa.

Da otkrije informaciju tihu

Kada joj sama ne prilazi uhu.

Otkriće filmskog scenarija

Život čovjeka kao pornografija

Na dlanu pruženo, izgovoreno sažeto

Šokiran mozak, sve što može je pitati: Zašto?

Proplakalo je sunce, noći su vrištale.

Meandre na obrazima suze su tvorile.

Od danas, prestaje klaustrofobija odjećaja.

Od sutra, rađa se feniks i postaje novo ja.

[superbmakerzombie]

Bludnik napao policajca: 'Bio je gol s ukrućenim spolovilom…' Policajac je u četvrtak pozvan kao svjedok na suđenju R. K. (30) s prebivalištem u Svetom Ivanu Zelini, koji je optužen za napad na službenu osobu.