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incognitopolls · 1 month
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octuscle · 4 months
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I’d like to know if you could help me! I want to be a professional open bodybuilder (just like Nick Walker, Derek Lunsford), but, at the same rate my muscles grow, so do my male musk (specifically sweat musk from my armpits and cock) - no shower, deodorant or anything else will clean/cover my strong smell - until the point people around me get dizzy with my musk, start to complain and ask me to leave the places. With more muscles and less body fat, more sweating and musk until it reaches a strong level that people start to avoid me from fear of my muscles and my intense gym musk! Could you help me with that? Thanks a lot!
It's always the same people who are unhappy. You're rich, you've inherited, you don't have to work. You look dazzling, you know the right people, you're always invited to the best parties. And you don't feel like it anymore? You want to change that? Do I have a free hand? Then I'll get started!
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You're sitting with a few friends in your favorite bar and tell them about your plan. More out of politeness than anything else, everyone says it sounds very exciting. You loosen your tie knot and undo the top button of your shirt. Phew, that's how you get your breath back. But you still need some fresh air, it's too crowded and stuffy in here. And somehow you don't feel like going back to the sissies. You feel more like going home, maybe doing a few more press-ups and then going to bed. After a few steps, you take a deep breath. And the top button of your shirt is blown off your chest like a projectile. The seams of your suit trousers are dangerously taut.
In the stairwell of the magnificent old building next to the city park where you live, the first seams crack. Thank God you don't meet anyone. By the time you get back to your apartment, your slim-fit tailored suit is in tatters. Somehow you're not even surprised. You tear off what's left of your clothes and stuff everything into the garbage can. Even your underpants no longer fit properly and are thrown away. You go naked to your dressing room and do a few push-ups, then squats, then a round of sit-ups until you're drenched in sweat. You stand in front of the mirror. Yes, you've gone through a growth spurt. And you stink. Sweat and musk. Delicious. But you still take a shower. The towel smells awful after drying off. And you don't feel a bit cleaner.
When you wake up the next morning, your cleaning lady has opened all the windows and is airing out the apartment. When she hears your footsteps on the way to the bathroom, she comes around the corner and is about to ask you where this unpleasant smell is coming from. You almost collide. You are still naked, scratching your hairy balls while still half asleep. Your cleaning lady turns bright red with fright. Then she holds her nose. You smell your armpit and say with a grin, "Excuse me, Maria, I'd better go and have a shower". In the bathroom, the laundry basket smells like a football team's changing room. You jump in the shower, but it doesn't seem to do any good this morning either. Damn, you might as well go to your workout. At least everyone there smells of sweat.
Damn, that was a really good workout. You pose in front of the mirror. Your sweaty tank top on the floor. During the workout you were incredibly focused on the weights, only now do you realize how disgusted the other customers are looking at you
You check your reflection again. Holy shit, you look really good, what's wrong with them all? Probably just jealous. You pick up your tank top from the floor. Somehow it smells a bit. You hold it up to your nose. Yes, it's sweat and musk. Maybe a little intense. You love it. The smell makes your cock hard. The sweat stains on your sweatpants are joined by precum stains. You need to take a shower now. And wank.
When you check out, the receptionist looks at you in disgust. He puts some ointment under his nose and puts on a face mask. He informs you that the studio requires a minimum level of personal hygiene from its customers. Several customers have already complained. He asks you to come showered and with fresh clothes next time.
Yes, you smell bad despite the shower. You walk back home because you don't feel like complaining again on the subway. Normally a pleasant walk. But for one thing, your legs are really exhausted from training. On the other hand, you feel that you easily weigh 20 pounds more than you did yesterday. You look in the mirror of a shop window as you pass by. Fuck, yeah! You see the reflection of a serious amateur bodybuilder.
You're too exhausted to climb the stairs to your apartment. You get into the elevator. Mrs. Spencer from the floor below you shouts for you to hold the elevator and barely slips through the closing door with her daughter. She holds her nose in disgust. And her daughter, perhaps four years old, asks why the big man smells so bad. Phew, the elevator isn't big anyway. Today it feels even narrower.
That was all a few weeks ago now. You left your impressive apartment because the stuffy neighbors were getting on your nerves. The nagging was unbearable. You thought that the cheap apartment building where you were staying temporarily was really just a temporary solution. But there are a lot of guys living here who are like you: fuck the opinions of others, the main thing is that you grow up. Really big! When you walk through the front door, you take a deep breath. It must have smelled something like this in a Neanderthal cave.
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Since you've been banned from your hairdresser, you cut your hair yourself. You like it, it looks even more brutal and masculine. Even in your hardcore gym, your stench stands out. But here the other musclemen envy you for it. Hehehe, and there's always someone who will even pay money to press his face into your armpit or suck your cheesy cock. Your life is great!
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sarasaland-slob · 4 months
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Princess Peach heard about Daisy's recent journey to her kingdom and the tragedy of her non royal status. And despite the nervous protests of many... MANY toads under her own retinue, planned on having Daisy stay indefinitely with her in her own Castle.
Peach would do anything for a fellow Princess... and was morbidly curious if the rumors of Daisy's habits and stench were true...~ ( @outrealms-filth-factory )
Daisy was bummed about being kicked out of her own kingdom, but she was excited to spend more time with her bestie Peach. She of course had no idea that her…”habits” were being discussed prior to her arrival. She walked right up to the door of Peach’s palace, and-
“Heyoooo! Sup, Peach!”
…Peach was greeted with the horrible stench of long-unwashed BO…
BLRRRRRRTT!
…and pungent gas. Daisy was in her princess dress, but there were very noticeable food stains on the front, as well as sweat stains between her rolls and under her pits. How did Daisy let herself go *this* badly??
“How’s it going? It’s been a while since we’ve hung out!”
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124-456 · 1 year
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Link ===>  https://radaronline.com/p/wake-county-inmate-mugshot-goes-viral-new-hot-felon/
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dystopia-fantasy · 2 years
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One Long Holiday
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goshyesvintageads · 2 years
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Lever Bros Co, 1947
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round-rival · 10 days
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I could check your navel for you, Nemona!
“Sure, knock yourself out! Be warned though, my belly button is probably really sweaty…and deep. If I had to guess, it probably doesn’t smell great. You might have to get your hand wet…and maybe your forearm…”
Nemona was right; her belly button had sweat dripping out of it, and it smelled pretty bad.
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wolfsclothing6 · 2 months
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potbellied-pup · 4 months
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Has Isabelle's odor filled up the office?
“Eh? My odor? Oh geez…I thought I was doing a good job keeping up with my hygiene…do I really smell?”
Isabelle lifted one of her flabby arms and gave her pits a sniff.
“Blegh!…I guess I have been cooped up in this office quite a bit…not much time to waddle- I mean, walk home and take a shower…but I’ll fix it! I don’t wanna smell bad for my precious mayor!…unless he wants me like this?…”
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kingdrawcse · 11 months
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Chemistry behind Bromhidrosis
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Smell something unique? It's the summer heat bringing out the "distinctive" aroma of body odor! Underarm sweating, caused by the apocrine sweat glands, releases proteins, carbs, and lipids. Odorless themselves, but when bacteria break them down, yikes! Result: that fox-like "fox odor" or "foxy odor." 🦊 Research points to "TMHA," a musky compound, as a key player. Stay fresh!
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sarasaland-slob · 3 months
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“Heyooo!! I’m back! Did y’all miss me?~”
It’s worth noting that while Daisy was gone, she hadn’t bathed once. She just spent all of her time gorging herself.
FLRRRRRRRRRRRTTT!!!!
Oh, and farting. She still does that a lot. With these two things combined, her stench was somehow even more abhorrent than it was before.
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memoriae-lectoris · 7 months
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The medieval world was immeasurably less deodorized than ours. In general, people were accustomed to that, but the rankest odours did not pass unnoticed. So spiritual a character as St. Thomas Aquinas approved of incense in church because it masked the prevailing body odour, which, he admitted, “can provoke disgust.”
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124-456 · 6 months
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What do you mean my deodorant isn't working? I don't use deodorant!
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they-callme-ami · 1 year
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Fucked up how I have to choose between cheap aluminum deoderant that clogs my pores and possibly leads to cancer, but let's me smell good,
Or more expensive aluminum free deoderant that hardly fucking works and has a weird, itchy texture...
Ngl, that aluminum is looking real good again.
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