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1/10 Coda "Rex" Morelli
Half a million dollars to extract some sensitive information from a high-security facility and get out before anyone noticed it was gone. Intense, but doable. Coda had picked up on his knack for stealth rather soon into his endeavors in the army, though he knew theyâd be better placed elsewhere â mercenary work. Nonviolent, if at all possible, but he didnât mind much if it got rough.
It was a simple mission.
How he had ended up handcuffed to a chair in a base he did not recognize, he had no idea.
It was cold in the room, definitely well within the range of freezing. It made him shudder once, shivering slightly as he tried to focus on his surroundings. His eyes fixed slowly as he came to, focusing on the man standing a few feet in front of him, behind a metal folding table. He was tall, his presence dark and domineering.
âWho the hell sent you?â He asked, leaning forward slightly on the table. Coda blinked a few times, trying to get the fuzz in his vision to fade and failing. Everything tasted like blood, coppery and pungent in his mouth, and when he licked his lips she tasted it. âHey, kid, who sent you?â
âHm?â Coda tilted their head slightly, the ache of the cuffs on their wrists settling in. Everything hurt. âIâm sorry?â
âWho contracted you to break into the secure facility you were found outside?â
âI-Iâm sorry â who are you? WhereâŠwhere am I?â They were anxious, clearly. Voice shaky and eyes darting around in some attempt to gain footing, but it was all in vain. The room was without demarcation, no signs as to where he was being kept.
âI need answers, kid. Start talkinâ.â The man insisted despite his confusion, stepping a little bit closer to Coda, closing the distance in an instant. He felt his heart racing, pounding before he even noticed the switchblade in his hand. They knew taking a contract like this was risky, but not to this extent, not to being tied to a chair with a knife to their flesh.
âWho the hell are you?â They snapped again, earning a low chuckle from the tall man.
âYou really donât know?â He took a moment to take his appearance in, the sandy blonde color of his hair, the cobalt blue of his eyes. The long scar on his cheek. He was completely unfamiliar to him though he spoke as if he should know him just based on the pretty face. He was handsome, heâd give him that, but not recognizable.
âNo.â Coda confirmed, shaking their head. The man who hired them hadnât told them much about what they were getting into, just what he needed to do, the layout of the building and all. He hadnât mentioned a really grimy interrogation room, but that's besides the point.
âNameâs Philip Graves.â He said, crouching down so that he was a little closer to eye level with Coda, looking up at him now. The knife traced up his clothed leg, leaving a surface level cut on the fabric of his trousers. âAnd you were tasked with breakinâ into my facility.â
To say Coda was surprised was to say the least, he didnât look like much of anyone let alone the owner of a building like the one he was meant to infiltrate. Their eyes wandered him for some kind of sign, landing on the badge stuck to his plate carrier. Shadow Company. Nothing heâd heard of.
âI-I didnât â listen, I donât know what you want from me but I didnât know what I was gettinâ into when I took this job.â
âWho hired you?â He asked, picking at the buttons of his shirt with the knifeâs end. They fell off and the fabric fell open, though he was still covered by his trusty plate-carrier. The air was even colder now with more skin exposed, making him feel vulnerable in a new, more terrifying way. âI donât take too kindly to trespassers, kid. Youâre lucky my boys didnât shoot you on sight.â
âI-I donâtâŠknow.â He wasnât lying. The man remained anonymous entirely, only communicating through encrypted networks and the like. He had broken into a facility so secure that it was terrifying to imagine the lengths it would take to infiltrate it. How could he not know the person who instructed him to do so? It wouldâve taken countless hours to study and learn this place inside and out in order to break into it.
âBullshit.â
âNot bullshit, I mean it: I donât know.â Coda pleaded, looking up at him with confusion in their eyes. They had been interrogated before by friendly forces as training, taught what to do in these sorts of situations, but now that it was happening they were worried. He never quite stopped tracing the switchblade up their body, digging the point in but never piercing the flesh. âI saw a big paycheck and agreed, okay?â
âI donât buy that, kid, I really donâtâŠsee, I got a lot of folks thatâd want to put a bullet in my head, and you were hired by one of âem. It's not so hard to tell me their name, is it?â
âI donât know who hired ââ A crisp smack across the face and he felt dazed, vision blurring slightly as he recoiled from the collision. Coda caught his breath and looked up to the man, Philip Graves, something between fear and anger in his eyes. He only looked smug, satisfied with the red welts on his cheek. âFuck you.â
âIn your dreams, darlinâ, now the man who hired youâŠwhat was his name?â He asked him, the switchblade finding itâs way up to his throat. It was a threat, poignant and sharp, leaving him holding his breath involuntarily. All he wanted was the money, a new start at life, a chance to make a name for himself â this was not what he bargained for.
âIâm not tellinâ you shit if youâre gonna play dirty like that.â
âItâs not dirty. Youâre the one who was breakinâ in to my facility, soâŠâ Graves trailed off, digging the tip of the blade in slightly before he flicked it, nicking the skin of their throat just enough to bleed. He watched them wince at the sensation before he put the blade away, deciding to focus on the emotional strategy for now. The man was littered with scars, pain likely wouldnât elicit a reaction.âYou donât look like a merc, yâknow.â
âYou donât look like someone with important intel.â
âWatch that mouth, darlinâ.â Graves hummed, circling around them as he spoke, sort of inspecting his prey. They weren't entirely sure what he was thinking, but it couldnât be good for them. After a few moments of silence he stepped back from their personal space, making way to what seemed to be an exit door. He opened it, stepping out halfway before glancing over his shoulder. âIâll give you some time to decide what you wanna tell me.â
âAs if.â He mumbled as he slammed the door, silence overcoming the room. Coda glanced around at the barren space to find nothing of importance or interest, and his mind began to try and work through it all. Just what would he have been stealing here? It was a base, this he knew, but of what? Military? Mercenaries? It had to be something important if they had intel worth half a mil.
To the best of his ability he tried to relax in the chair, leaning back slightly and widening his stance so that it wasnât entirely uncomfortable to be in. The cuffs on his wrists and ankles were the worst of it, digging in slowly as he adjusted over time, cutting into his flesh.
Hours went by in silence and after a while, he fell asleep sitting up in the chair. Busted lips and all, covered in blood, body aching. The cut on his neck never stopped stinging, though it eventually stopped bleeding, the front of his shirt soaked in crimson. He wasnât sure he would even try and fight his captor â the blonde man had the power here, and letting him go wasnât an option was it? Even he knew that this was probably the room he would die in, and as he realized such he decided he would at least try and get him to believe him. Not before a rest, albeit uncomfortable and restrained.
They woke an unknown amount of time later to his hand on their cheek, gently tapping until he came to, met with those hazy cobalt blue eyes. He looked more surprised than anything, if not concerned, that they were able to sleep in an interrogation room. Covered in blood and restrained. He was too trusting, that was clear, because who falls asleep when held in captivity.
âMorninâ, sleepinâ beauty.â Graves spoke, retracting his gloved hand. âHow the hellâd you fall asleep like that?â
âMâjust exhausted. Spent the past few days planninâ, didnât get much sleep.â He replied, shaking his head in an effort to wake himself up more. Once more, a strange level of trust from someone cuffed up.
âYou think about what I asked, yet? Who told you to break into my facility?â
âI told you, I donât know. He was anonymous.â
âYou see, Iâd love to believe you sweetheart, but I donât.â Graves pulled up another chair, placing it across from Codaâs own, and then sitting down in it. âHalf a million dollars on the line, a larger than life covert facility, and you didnât ask his name?"
âHow am I supposed to know where the hell he got his information from? Iâm just a merc.â He glared up at Graves, who only rolled his eyes.
âYouâve got one helluva mouth on you, and I thought I told you to watch it.â
âI donât think I will.â Despite the small amount of sleep theyâd managed to get tied up in the chair, their personality remained intact. What hadnât held up was their physical resolve. Every pound of them hurt from top to bottom and since they hadnât really moved they couldnât tell the extent of their injuries, but they were certain that whoever had knocked them out and brought them here had not been gentle. At the very least theyâ sprained a joint or two, based on the incessant pounding in their wrists.
âSuit yourselfâŠâ Graves replied, extending a hand out towards them, ripping the name badge off of their empty plate carrier. âMorelli.â
âCoda Morelli.â He mumbled, knowing that heâd probably find it out one way or another. If he was a merc like them, he probably had a way of accessing those types of files â military or otherwise. Afterall, he bore an American flag on his uniform, there was no way this guy wasnât a Marine or something of the like. He had that cocky air about him that screamed USMC.
âAlright, Coda. Tell yâwhat, Iâll give you a few options here.â He reached out and ripped the flag badge off of their vest as well as the military insignia from their old platoon. It wasnât like they worked with them anymore, after basic they were scraped up into the contracting world fairly quickly, but they liked the reminder. âYou get real honest about who sent yâhere and Iâll go easy on you, or you can keep actinâ like you donât know a thing nâIâll have to make you spill it.â
âI. Donât. Know. Anything.â He looked over at him through the haze in his vision, a sincerity lacing the words, but understandably he didnât buy it. Someone had leaked sensitive information about his company and now it was in their hands, and they were the only one who even had a little bit of an idea who had leaked it. They knew this was what he had to do but they truthfully had no idea, and knew for sure that heâd try and get it out of them. âIâll tell you anythinâ else, but I donât know who gave me the information, it was a dead drop.â
âSee, now weâre gettinâ somewhere, sugar. A dead drop where?â A smile flashed across his face, his hands idly toying with the patches from their vest that he now held. He had a charm to his personality that they despised â it was almost easy to talk to him.
âSome small town in Texas, at a barâŠsomeone left it in the pocket of a pool table nâI slipped in and grabbed it.â
âHowâd he get ahold of you toâŠcontract you in the first place?â
âHe called me but I think it was automated â yâknow what I mean? Not his voice.â
âDonât know why this was so hard for you tâtell me before.â He said in reply, standing up from the chair and tossing the patches aside, somewhere behind that she couldnât see for the time being. âYou still got the drive, or did he have you break it?â
âItâs atâŠitâs at my apartment. I was supposed to, uhmâŠto break it after the op.â
âAlright, well, what PMC am I dealinâ with when I break that door down? Mâsure your boss wonât love us showinâ up on your doorstep.â
âIâmâŠnot in one..?â This was the part he was hesitant to let slip, but there wasnât much of a choice here. If he lied heâd probably assume that he was hiding something, and he didnât want to see what it looked like when he didnât cooperate. He looked genuinely surprised by their answer, but who wouldnât be? One person attempting to break into a high-security facility all alone? It seemed ridiculous â just plain suicidal. âItâs just me.â
âSo nobodyâs lookinâ for you?â He asked, pacing the small stretch of room, a sort of disbelief in his words. Realization set in slowly for Coda, and they knew right then they were completely and entirely screwed.
The only person who would realize he was gone soon enough was his roomate, but he knew about his work, knew he could leave for extended periods of time. Still. His family didnât know what he got up to, he didnât have a day job. This was it, and nobody had any idea where to look for him if he went missing.
âNo.â He answered in a quiet fear, shaking his head slightly though it made the room spin, head pounding. âNo, nobodyâsâŠlookinâ for me. I work alone.â
âChrist.â He breathed, a laugh slipping out through the utter disbelief on his face. âYou must have quite the reputation for someone to put that much faith in one man to break into this place, Iâll give you that.â
âI couldâŠgo get the drive â bring it here.â
âOh, no, no, sweetheart. No, Iâm not lettinâ you leave here.â He laughed again, though this time it hit him just how in danger she truly was. A person that nobody would miss, a blip on the radar, just one person who got contracted to do the wrong job, in the wrong place at the wrong time. Luck was not on his side. âYou know too much.â
âBut I-I didnâtâŠI didnât do anything! I-Iâm sorry, okay?â
âBut you had the intent to, didnât you Coda?â Graves closed the distance between them once again, his hand going to his jaw, grabbing it and forcing him to look up at him. He was holding onto them so hard they might bruise if he let them live long enough to see it.
âI-Iâll go, I wonât â I wonât come back after I bring the drive.â He was begging. Begging. A person that had considered themselves strong willed was so afraid of dying at his hands that they begged. It was horrifying to imagine that they would die here and no-one would know. They would be a missing person for decades, plastered on milk cartons for eternity. âYouâll never see my face again.â
Graves held his gaze for a moment longer before he let go, little red fingerprint shaped marks littering his jawline, all red from being squeezed. He looked somewhat pleased with the markings, inspecting them for a moment before he stepped away, the eerie silence somehow doing much more in the way of intimidation than the physical violence had. His eyes shifted to them as he left the room once again, the door slamming, leaving Coda in complete silence once more.
He didnât want to die. Not here, not like this. But what choice did he have?
His thoughts raced as the silence overcame the room, heavy on his heart and mind. Was he going to kill him? He understandably couldnât let someone with sensitive information like security codes go running, but did he deserve to die for taking a contract? He wasnât sure where his head was at but he knew where his mind was: in the lowest part of his thoughts, thinking the absolute worst.
Heâd kill him.
Probably slow and torturous, see if he can get any more information out of him before he finally gives him the sweet release of death, but even then? Heâd probably draw it out. It was just a nightmare in their mind for now, a horrible thought of what could possibly occur, but they were still scared it would become a reality.
It was a long while â how long he didnât know â before Graves opened the door, something more like concern on his expression than anything else. They had to have looked a mess, disheveled from lack of sleep and stress, green eyes tired and hazy. Codaâs gaze shifted from his boots up to him where he stood in the doorway, holding something small in his hand.
âYou werenât lyinâ.â He spoke, stepping a bit closer to show him the drive in hand, that godforsaken little piece of plastic that had gotten him into this mess. âNothinâ on here about who sent it, not at first glance. Iâll have tâget a better look.â
ââŠyou went to my apartment? My roommate, he â"
âNot me, no. And donât worry, my boys didnât bother the kid, they just went for the drive.â He sat down across from him in the other metal chair once more, rolling the drive over between his fingers. âI read your file, too, Coda.â
âOh, yeah? Find anything good?â His tone was somewhat teasing despite his exhaustion, voice scratchy from dehydration. âIâm sure thereâs a fuckup highlight reel in there somewhere.â
âYouâre 20.â
â21 in a few months.â Coda managed a laugh, looking up at him. He was not amused.
âFresh out of basic traininâ, and this is what you get yourself into?â He raised a brow, genuinely curious as to how and why he had gotten himself tangled up in the mess that was PMC work. âYou scored high enough on the ASVAB to go to special forces and you didnât bother. Why?â
âWhat do you care? Is it normal for you to play with your prey before you kill it?â
âIâm just tryinâ to understand how a young man with a bright future ends up here.â He leaned back in the chair, watching her reaction. Coda rolled his eyes at his statement and looked away slightly, only turning back when he tapped his boot with his own, garnering his attention. âWell?â
âIt just wasnât for me, tooâŠtoo strict.â
âWell I can tell you have a problem with authority, donât need to explain that."
âYou asked.â He huffed, glaring daggers at him that only seemed to elicit a smile. He was smug, if nothing else.
âI did. Go on.â
âI just donât play well with others, and I donâtâŠfit the mold of some SEAL Team Six bullshit.â
âSo you run off on your own? Take operator contracts meant for an entire company?â
âAgain, I donât see why it matters.â
âIâm curious, thatâs all.â
âJust fuckinâ kill me already.â Coda snapped at him, jerking forward slightly in the chair, causing the cuffs to dig into his wrists. This was a departure from the nearly crying, begging person he had been the day before, but an expected change. One can only be pushed so hard before fight or flight kicks in. He was reminded of the brutal pain of metal cutting in quickly, feeling the warmth of his blood dripping down his hands now.
Great, it finally broke the skin.
âYou got a death wish, then, is that it?â Graves asked as he looked at them, glancing down to the droplets of blood speckling the floor behind them, where their wrists were bound. âBecause nobody sane would try and break into a facility like this alone.
Maybe in the past they hadnât been too entirely kind to themselves, but he couldnât possibly think he was right, could he? They mulled it over in their mind for a moment, letting his words fully sink in and be processed. Was that it? Did they keep doing reckless things like this for some deep-seated, unsated desire for self sacrifice? Maybe it was just a lack of self preservation, but they truthfully had never looked at it that way. It was always a positive trait to be so headstrong, but when he worded it that way it came into a negative light.
âWhy are you even askinâ all this if youâre just gonna kill me? You told me I wasnât leavinâ here, so what the hellâs your angle?"
âI want to understand your reasoninâ, thatâs all. I expected to find you at a big company, not all alone.â
âWhy does it matter to you? I-I donâtâŠmatter.â
âIt does matter. If youâre just disillusioned with the military then I have a solution, but if youâre tryinâ to get yourself killed I got a solution, too.â Graves spoke with sincerity, something he was not certain was a good thing. He was threatening his life, sure, but he also said he had other solutions. Maybe it was worth a shot. âWhatâll it be?â
âIâŠI just donât think the military did for me what it does for everyone else.â
âNow Iâll have tâkill you if I tell you much more than this, butâŠI felt the same way.â Graves relaxed his posture slightly, his hands laced behind his head as he sort of kicked back in the chair, looking more comfortable than before. Acting like this was a normal thing, casually chatting with a man you have chained up. âThat drive didnât tell you what goes on here, I saw that much, soâŠlet me give yâsome context. This right hereâs the Shadow Company PMCâs HQ.â
âSo you are a merc.â
âI was the Chief of a MARSOC squad.â
Yeah, I'm fucked.
âWhat, you didnât like eating crayons so you became a mercenary?â He actually laughed at his quick remark, much to his surprise. It was their way of coping with the reality that they were staring down a man who probably had more confirmed kills than they could even dream of.
âDidnât have a taste for them. My point isâŠif you arenât just suicidal you should take up work with a PMC. Different structure, different experience. Better suited for little brats like you.â
âAnd if I am just suicidal?â
âIâll put a bullet in your head. Youâre not leavinâ here, Coda, I already told you.â There it was. The promise that he wasnât going to just walk away from this. He internally screamed at himself for taking that stupid job â he wouldnât be surprised if he himself had set it up just to catch him in this trap, take out competition or make them join. It wasnât too far-fetched of an idea to be unrealistic, and that scared him. Had he done just that? âI saw those scores, I saw your training records, you are more than capable. Iâm not exactly pleased to waste that kinda talent, but itâs in your hands.â Graves spoke again, leaning forward in his seat once more, reaching a hand out to him. She flinched instinctively, but was met with the gentle touch of his finger under his chin, lifting his head up to look at him. âYou wanna make somethinâ of yourself or what?â
âIâŠâ Coda swallowed, anxiety coursing through them that would have had them shaking had they not been restrained. It was clear as day. Give in, or give up. âI-I donâtâŠâ
âClockâs tickinâ.â
âFine.â They complied, mostly out of fear. A newfound sense of wanting to live, not just survive.
âIs that any way to talk to your Commander?â
Fucking narcissistic bastard.
âYes, Sir.â
âTry and sound like you mean it next time.â He retracted his hand and patted them on the cheek, stinging slightly from the strike heâd landed earlier. They looked down at the floor once he had let them go, their gaze fixed on their boots, the worn concrete below.
Worth a shot.
â
tag list ! this is gonna be a big big big long series of posts !!!
@simonrriley
#bogs writings#bogs ocs#rex#lieutenant commander coda rex morelli#callsign rex#shadow company rex#call of duty rex#rexgraves#toxic dynamic lol#toxic doomed yaoi#they hate each other#and its kind of hot!#forced proximity#FORCED. proximity.#bogs ramblings#bogs art#bogs ships#bogs writing#i listened to missing limbs by sleep token while i edited this
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âwhy sister daniel and blond phil? this is just phil! this is phil all the time! this is not dan before the clock strikes 12, this is just phil now!â no no i can accept that phil is blond now like i will concede that this:

is phil. but this:

is NOT phil. this is a butch lesbian with a motorcycle who is dating sister daniel. nothing you say will convince me of anything else ok. thatâs not phil thatâs the head of DOB leading the march before going to pick up her girlfriend from the convent for hot lesbian sex. they have nothing to do with dan and phil. separate entities. stop lesbian erasure đ€
#phlonde phlesbian phil x sister daniel is REAL#phlondster phlesbaniel truther#dnp#dan and phil#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#yeet my deenp#yeet my deet#danandphilgames#d&p#theyâre lesbians harold#wlw pride#sapphic pride#heydanandphil#blasphany#usagi said this was the ship name so iâm going with it#valiantcheesecaketrash named her âangel strikerâ and i think we should use that#pp42??#bog#image description in alt#the lesbification of dan and phil#dnp described#phyuri
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@homicidal-lingonberry requested some labrumisu doodles a while back so here's some kabru giving smooches + laimisu being freaks in public
and also some messy laimisu doodles from finals season. idk i've been on a laimisu kick lately <3
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I NEED PEOPLE TO HOP ON LABRUMISU ASAP!!! please it's so lonely out here ;_;
#if labrumisu ever becomes popular LET IT BE KNOWN#that i have been here SINCE DAY 1#labrumisu#laimisu#a little scared to tag the other ships but ykw maybe some of yall will discover the beauty of labrumisu so:#kabumisu#labru#bog's art#bogposting#dungeon meshi#should make a mole ref sheet for kabru
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Um butterfly bog, anyone?
I literally love this mosquito looking goblin man

#strange magic#bog king#princess marianne#butterfly bog#spread the lofe#Iâm ripping my hair out and foaming at the mouth#I havenât loved a straight ship like this since Bulma/Vegeta LMAO#my art#if anyone has screenshots of bog pls send them to me Iâm starved
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I want Mako and Wolf's ship name to be Dogfish/Fishdog

behold!! gay horses
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Strange Magic fandom, I have come to deliver copious amounts of fanart
#art#my art#my artwrok#artist#artwork#fanart#procreate#artists on tumblr#strange magic#strange magic movie#bog king#the bog king#strange magic bog king#bog king strange magic#bog king fanart#the bog king fanart#fairybog#fairy bog#whatever the ship name is#I forgo#anyway#time to draw
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hello hello!! used to be a mod here but i couldn't resist! pinkie x twi x cheese? buh bye!!
silly bandz is a one mare band who takes over cheeseâs party factory. i also gave her a âtwice as fancyâ cutie mark â mod bog đż
#i may revisit this ship in my own ng#mod bog#mlp#mlp fim#mlp request blog#mlp next gen#my little pony#mlp art#next gen#next gen oc#twilight sparkle#cheese sandwich#pinkie pie#twice as fancy
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Jesus fuck


I commit the crime of wanting to look at Fire Spirit fanart and get punched in the face repeatedly for it ig

I'm genuinely fucking irritated at this point holy Lord lol. This is like the 5th fucking time. Do you guys even actually like Fire Spirit at all or does he only exist to be yaoi slop cannon fodder. There's never any art or writing or posts in general appreciating Fire Spirit for who he is as a character or talking about his relationships with other characters or his place in the world and the story, it is literally just shipping bullshit with Wind Archer 24/7. I know I sound like an asshole and a hypocrite too probably and I'm sorry for that, I'm just so exhausted

#what is even the fucking point of blocking tags if they show up anyway#if i block a tag i want it gone from my universe entirely#first i get randomly assaulted with Hollyt4ya art several times while idly scrolling through the âfor youâ page#(it is NOT for me if it was really for me it would be full of HATE for these ships)#now I'm forced to contend with the reality of the Fire Spirit tag being fucking ruined. bogged down#I'm this close to writing an aimless hateful screed about F1reWind and Hollyt4ya I'm so annoyed lol#AND ON GOOD FRIDAY. y'all are doing this to me on Good Friday. diabolical#i might delete this post idk i sound like a dick lol#i just don't understand why these two can't just be good friends man. why doesn't anyone appreciate friendship anymore
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Idk if this is too niche but theyâre kinda steddie???





#steddie#strange magic#ship#Eddie#Steve#Marianne#bog king#I might be insane but!#idk does anyone else see the vision
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Okay everyone on here has spread their specific Spydad reveal headcanons. Let me present how I think it would realistically go down if they chose to go down that route in the comics:
Scout: hey yeh my dad's Tom Jones ain't that badass
Soldier: TOM JONES??? HEY I KILLED THAT GUY!!!
Scout (Denial): WHAT??? NO?? NUH UH!!
Soldier: *digs out newspaper that says Tom Jones is dead*
Scout: oh God, then...
Scout's Ma, inexplicably showing up: aw hey sweetie! *kisses Scout on forehead* ooh and you're here too, mon pe-teat shoe flour! *kisses Spy on cheek* have ya told him yet?
Spy: ....non
Scout:
NOOOOOO GOD DAMMMITTTTTTT!!!!!!
Spy: so you didn't-
Scout: OF COURSE I FRICKIN KNEW, STUPID, I'M NOT AN IDIOT! I JUST HATE YOU! FUCK!!
Soldier: ...SO DOES THAT MEAN SPY WAS SECRETLY TOM JONES THE WHOLE TIME?
And then they never elaborate on this again.
#tf2#team fortress 2#on my scout knows agenda again#and ive seen a lot of banger angsty reveal hcs#but that would not happen in the comics#like yeah maybe a little emotion? maybe a little genuine upsetness#but then again these are the comics#i feel they'd save the Emotion for like#idk#a tragic ending if they've got one up their sleeve#or maybe the Helen/Miss Pauling drama#or maybe the Fred/Dell drama#put simply with all that if they had spydad feels thrown in there it would bog down the script more#so theyd be more likely to make that particular scene silly#so they can focus on more important plot things#tf2 scout#tf2 spy#scouts ma#sexbomb#is that still the ship name#tom jones#tf2 soldier
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Due to @carnivalcarrion 's departure, I've updated my Laughingstock album.
#I hope I got everything#this is my favorite ship that it's a damn must to save it all#So now when I'm feeling down#I have an alternative to help lift my spirits#i really mean it when I said to rest well bog#fuck#I need to do more art#laughingstock will still live on!#rambling#laughingstock
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may, he turned 21
on the base at fort bliss
âjust a dayâ he said
down to the flask in his fist
aint been sober sinceâŠ
maybe october?
(of last year.)
#call of duty#call of duty art#call of duty fanart#call of duty oc#unmasked keegan#keegan russ fanart#keegan x jack#jack x keegan#keegan ghosts#jack canary skalbek#doomed lovers#doomed by the narrative#bogs ships#bogs ocs#bogs art#breathe 2am
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#this is so so so stupid <3#guys phannies are so delusional#like are we okay (no)#what IS THIS#iâm going to a dyke march tomorrow can you tell#iâm not tagging them in this bc iâm not ready for dan and phil to say the word dyke#iâm still finding my comfort with it as a lesbian#blasphany#that ship name is so fucking funny#dan and phil#dnp#phan#dan howell#daniel howell#amazingphil#phil lester#danisnotonfire#yeet my deet#yeet my deenp#phister phlesbaniel my beloved#d&p#danandphilgames#sister daniel#angel striker#hbdnell#bog#pp42??#the lesbification of dan and phil#dnp described
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(kabru is wearing a sherwani for anyone wondering)
#this is objectively the funniest ship in dunmeshi. no you cant change my mind.#labrumisu#labru#kabumisu#dungeon meshi#bog's art#suggestive#does laios x mithrun even have a ship name????#laithrun?????? i kind of hate that. what the fuck
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Sometimes Iâm just minding my business playing with my f/os like dolls and then get bodied by ratigan. Who wants to be the center of attention.
#sketches#self ship#self shipping#this is the visual of what happens in my mind a lot XD#if you see an old f/o come back this is what is happening#oc x canon#professor ratigan#padraic ratigan#nordic bunny#big jack horner#bob velseb#bog amphibia#also I tried to keep ratigan on model#but thatâs as close as Iâm going to get lol#love the stinky boy
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probably for the best that weâre likely never going to see Michael and Book get married on screen because I wouldâve been lowkey annoyed if I had to watch her get married in her dress uniform or worse and not like, the Iris Van Herpen fungi collection, or a Gersha Phillips original
#star trek discovery#michael burnham#cleveland booker#human-vulcan captain of the mushroom ship getting married#in anything less than fungi-inspired haute couture is a travesty#thinking about how Gersha used a van herpen for one of the s4 federation scenes then TâPring had one for her wedding gown in snw#listen I know Michael would not want to get married in anything other than her dress uniform#but a girl can dream#and by worse I mean I know those two would get married on a whim in a bog or some shit after almost dying
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