#boiiiii this is something good

[simpjaes]

Have you done a size ranking for Enha’s dick sizes yet ?•_•

not on my blog but boiiiii have i discussed this at length with oomf. let's go ahead and change that tho.

note: i was gonna include pics but tbh i don't rly wanna do that now lmfao sorry. im gatekeeping!!!! you don't have to agree with the sizes im giving them btw, some dude's just have monster cock energy sorry.

★ heeseung:

long and thick. almost too big, sometimes actually too big. takes both hands to jerk him off, and the entire expanse of your throat to swallow him up. honestly, it's so big that you have no choice but to feel each pulse and twitch of it when he's inside of you. the stretch is painful regardless of the position he takes with you, and you're not sure if you could ever get wet enough to ease the sear of it. you don't understand, really, heeseung literally makes you feel like you're being split in half but goddamn does he make it feel amazing at the same time. there are some men out there who have huge cocks and assume that's all they need to pleasure a woman. but oh, oh no no no, heeseung is well aware that you gotta know how to use it too. and boy does he.

☆ jay:

maybe not the longest cock of the bunch but definitely the thickest. for every deep part of you he can't reach, he makes up for it with the way he slams his hips into you, forcing you to feel every thick inch of him. unlike heeseung, you may be able to jerk him off with one hand but it doesn't change the fact that you can't fully wrap your fingers around him, and fitting it into your mouth can be a bit difficult as well. thankfully, jay isn't too worried about teeth when he gets to see you attempt to swallow him up. in fact, the little drag of them scraping the top-side of his cock is something that makes him shiver. he thinks it's cute to see you try and take all of it, actually. never feeling insecure over the fact that while he's definitely not packing anything over 5 to 6 inches, the girth alone is enough to leave a pretty girl calling out his name, begging him to go harder, telling him how good it feels in them.

★sunghoon:

long long long, but not as thick. the reach he can manage is insane, to the point that he'd probably have an obsession with snapping pics of his cock laying between your legs and measuring how far inside of you he's about to put it. visual stimulation, n all that. you can feel him deeper than any one else could probably reach, slamming into your cervix to the point it actually hurts, to the point he could probably have you pregnant in one fuck if you guys wanted to go that route. like that cum wouldn't have to go far at all to reach its goal lmfao jerking him off is easier than anything else, but giving him head can be a bit of a conundrum for you. you can lick and suck all you want with your hand jerking the bottom half of his cock but he's always gonna prefer the feeling of your throat gagging around him instead. he's gonna fuck the whole thing down your throat and adore the way you sound struggling with it.

☆ jake:

a perfect, average, nice cock, for a perfect, not so average, nice man. fits like a puzzle piece and fills you up the perfect amount. enough for it to hurt if he wants it to, enough for him to offer nothing but pure pleasure otherwise. the good thing about jake and his cock is the fact that just about anything can and will get him off, not only because the ease of which it'll fit into you, but because you love every inch of it when he does it. and sure, he can make it feel longer, he can make it feel thicker, all with just a shift of his hips. fr, and he's always shifting them too, trying to reach parts of you he knows he can't. every blowjob is met with gags, of course, because he definitely can't control his hips. every hand job met with the perfect weight in your hand, and every fuck met with a feeling of fullness that renders you capable enough to feel every second of his love rather than having to wince through it and lose your train of thought during certain positions.

[halfetirosie]

Yaku is Precious, Mr. Thief is Sentimental (Maybe?) 🤔🤔🤔

(Marvels 05-06 React-os!)

1) ERROR 128: YOUR YAKUMO HAS BEEN OVER-WORKED AND IS OVER-HEATING

XD

2) PFFFFFT!!!

The lil' animation where Blade grabs Yakumo and jumps up into the air with him is so silly, I love it!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡

3) Oh, Blade.....Your nicknaming senses are....so ⊹ ࣪ ˖ special ⊹ ࣪ ˖

More like Grandpa Cha💃🏻Cha💃🏻Cha💃🏻 amiright gang?

4) Yaku-Babyyyy!!!!! This gentle boiiiii!!!!!! ♡♡♡

I love how at first he's over here's getting sorta over-powered by the sheer volume of Blade and Eiden's extroversion---

---but then he's like---

Hell yeah, Yaku!!! Give us a big ol' shout!!!!! Be assertive!!!! :D

5) Eiden, our ★ Frugal King ★!!!

Honestly, same tho; I'd find it suspicious if someone wasn't taking advantage of a good deal.... (¬_¬)

6) Awwwwww!!!! Look at our boiii!!!!!! CUTEEEEEEE!!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡

(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

I love it when they put Yakumo in uniforms, tbh---Like, Dark Nova (school uniform) is my favorite Yaku, and if I had to choose a second favorite Yakumo Look™ I'd probably choose Cocoa Liqeur.

Idk man, just, there's something about him specifically in a uniform.....What do you think, Fisheito? I know there's a good chance you'll read this post at some point...😈

7) ⏳ Theory Time! ⌛

Okay, so I've been thinking---what if the "treasure" that they're supposed to be finding, is this coffee shop itself???

It is a "Hidden Gem," after all....

You know how, when the thief first showed up, he said that most people couldn't recognize what a true treasure is? I think that can apply to this coffee shop; it isn't super well known, and because it hasn't been getting as much business lately, its true worth isn't being recognized.

So, what if this Phantom Thief guy (who might be a yokai and thus have known about this coffee shop for a while) put together this whole game to bring attention to this place, so it will get more business again, and the old guy running the place will find a decent apprentice?

Idk, just a theory. We'll see if it's completely wrong or not.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

8) Ah, yes, add another one to the list of Eiden's Random Collection of Part-Time Jobs!

(Kinda odd that he would only mention this one here, and not the time he worked in a detective agency, but whatevs)

I do think it's funny, tho, that Eiden was able to figure out the next step of the puzzle instead of Rei.... >:)

9) I think my brain has been ruined; I see "nectar" and I automatically think "As in, from the earth??? Is the nectar coming from the earth???? FROM THE EARTH, NECTAR?????"

Anyways....

Something tells me we're going to be seeing our favorite repressed Doritoman soon!!!!!

Hell yeah!!!!!! Can't wait to inflict him with Blade!!!!

😈😈😈😈😈😈

More seriously---I wonder if they're going to need to go somewhere with Solarian fruit/coffee? 🤔

♡ End of report! ♡

[atsumwah]

home is with you

featuring : hanemiya kazutora

includes : f! reader, fluff, mentions of tora's past, chifuyu being best boiiiii

notes : HAPPY BIRTHDAY TORA MI LOVE <333 i love this man to pieces and i'll make it everyone's problem as long as im here <333 also this is my piece for @mrskodzuken the home collab which you can find right here ! thank you for letting me participate love !!! i enjoyed writing this sm (and it's also my firsr tokyorev piece here wooooo ) p.s I'll fix everything in the morning gn for now <33

the sight of a messy living room filled with boxes would automatically make someone feel annoyed or irritated that they had to clean it up sooner or later, but for kazutora it brought him comfort. something inside of him fluttered the more he looked around, the more the once empty spaces got filled with more things, the more he realized the reality of having a true home is coming true.

looking back, home was a place he dread coming back to. home was where endless screaming matches between his parents took place, where he would get bruises when he did not satisfy his parents' needs, where he crashes for sleep after getting into fights at school, where four walls kept him safe in times he felt like the world was against him. home was nothing more than a prison, a much worse one than where he's actually been to.

even after moving in with chifuyu after he was released, it was nothing more than a place to crash at night before waking up the next day to go in for work.

home never really had a meaning— until he met you.

you, the clumsy customer who stumbled in one rainy day with your whole body soaked from head to toe. you, the one who came in crying because you lost your cat on the way to the park near the pet shop and couldn't find him in the rain. you, the one he helped with finding your cat only for it to be hiding behind the store this whole time. you, the one who invited him out for lunch after that as a sign of thanks. you, the one he started to grow fond of the more you asked him to hang out. you, someone he was actually scared of falling in love with.

how could he not? he's done so many bad things in life that he never thought he'd actually fall in love with someone, or someone could actually love him back.

so when you came into the shop one day and bluntly told him about your feelings, he froze. this was too good to be true. he was waiting for you to say it was a joke or something— it had to be.

you didn't.

instead, you stood there, patiently expecting an answer from him. part of him wished he was as bold as you to admit to your feelings out loud, not really thinking about the consequences afterwards. but he couldn't not think about it. he's spent ten years thinking about what one action did to most of his teenage years so.

"i'm sorry," he remembers telling you, "i can't."

"can i ask why?"

"you don't want to be in a relationship with me, trust me. it's better this way."

"better for who exactly?" you tilted your head to the side, innocently waiting for another answer.

how was he supposed to say he didn't want his reputation to stick with you too?

"It's better this way," he repeats, turning his back to you, "i gotta go."

and with that he left you, hoping his lack of response would throw you off. for a while, he tried avoiding you or at least minimised your contract. you were a regular at the vet next door and frequent his and chifuyu's pet shop a lot. anyways, the keyword was tried.

"you." chifuyu jabbed him in the chest accusingly. "what did you do?"

"what are you on about?" he asked.

"what's going on between you and y/n?"

his body tensed at the sound of your name only to relax when he remembers it's all his fault to begin with."It's none of your business, fuyu."

"of course it is, you both are my friends and even peke j can sense the awkward tension between you two, " he huffs, "is it because of her confession? is that why you're avoiding her? i thought you liked her too."

"you knew about that?" he whipped his head towards the blackette with wide eyes.

"i told her to go for it." chifuyu crossed his arms, feeling proud about that. "well you wouldn't, so someone had to. she really likes you dude. i thought you did too.

" i do." he admits it out loud for the first time ever, "but she deserves better. she doesn't deserve someone like…me."

"that's what you're worried about?"

both of the men's head turned towards the front entrance where you stood.

"you don't know my past." he started, hoping it would be the end of this painful discussion, at least painful for him. "you don't know about the things i've done."

"i don't need to know your past." you say instead. "or at least, not yet. not unless you want me too. look, i don't know the tora you were before. i only know of the tora i know now and i'm pretty sure i want to get to know him more. so will you let me be the judge of that?"

the sincerity in your words swayed him and made him cave, letting you in slowly into his guarded heart.

and that was the start of it all.

the start of him finally opening up to someone that didn't run away or was disgusted by his past actions. the start of being comforted when he was lost, of being loved when he felt unloved all his life. the start of a new beginning and he was happy it was with you.

even now, a year and half in your relationship, you both are taking the next big step of your life : moving in together. looking around the apartment you both bought together held something really special in his heart.

the sounds of footsteps approaching woke him up from his daze. kazutora turned around and smiled when he saw you at the foot of the door.

"i thought i told you i'd be carrying them upstairs." he made his way towards you and took the box you were carrying easily into his arms instead.

"well you were taking so long," you pouted, "and for the record, i can do it. 's'not that hard."

"and i'm proud of you." he kisses your pout away before putting the last of the boxes at the side of the room.

"looks like we got a lot to do, huh?" you said, arms on your hips as you took in the surroundings. "alright, why don't we start with—"

your boyfriend stopped you by grabbing your arm and pulling you close to him. "let's take a break first, hmm?"

kazutora left no room for you to protest when he snakes his arms over your waist to pull your body flush to his. the adorable squeak you let out at the sudden close proximity didn't go unnoticed by the man. honestly, he'd never get tired of anything coming out of you.

"fine but just a short one. we still have a lot to do, you know." you caved within his touch, relaxing in his hold as his body guided you to a soft sway.

"i'm really happy we did this."

"yeah?" you peered up at him, resting your chin on his chest to look up to him more. "me too. i can't wait to see what your actual bedhead looks like. fuyu said it scared the heck out of him when you lived there."

"ugh, snitch much. and it's not that bad. i'll prove it."

you gently ran your hand through his locks, "you seriously need to tell me your secret though. its so soft."

"i'll tell you anything you wanna know, baby." he leans into your touch, feeling relaxed as you gently massaged his scalp.

"and i can't wait to pry every little secret you have now that i get you all to myself for every hour of the day." you pecked his lips one last time before untangling yourself from his hold. "alright c'mon babe, we got a lot to do if we're gonna call this home."

he disagrees. it doesn't matter how the apartment looks or what's filled in it.

he's always at home when he's with you.

[ninja-knox-ur-sox-off]

OKAY STRAIGHT UP THIS FEELS TOO SOON, WATCHING TWO IN A DAY FEELS LIKE SO MUCH WITH THIS BUT HEY LETS KEEP ON SCHEDULE AND MAKE UP FOR MISSING LAST WEEK TO MYSELF

TIME FOR LMK SES 4 EP 7

First of all last ep was whack still trying to analyze what the heck was going on with Mk being crafted from Monkey Kings stone or something, like did I MENTION THE WONDERING IF SOMEONE MADE HIM AS A BACKUP IN CASE SWK GOES WHACK AGAIN? BECAUSE?? HECK MAN THAT’D BE CRAZY I’M JUST SITTING HERE LETS GO

okay iNHALES

here we go

THE DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN THAT HAPPENS IMMEDEATELYGBDFMSDF

PITIFUL CREATURES

OKAY

HELLO SMILEY INK MK HOWS IT BOPPIN

WHATS THE MATTER GUY

HELPGNSDFKMAOIEFM

“y… yeah actually that’s exactly what i want! :D “

;-;

well heck then ig

no more monster of the week adventures ;-;

“You’re not my friend, YOU’RE NOT ME”

HECK I’M HAVING A MOMENT OVER THIS IG

OH THE STAFF YESSSS

BEST FRIEND? HELP???GHL;SDFSD

OH THIS IS FUN

WHERE YOU GOING GUY?

UP ALL INSIDE OF MY HEAD

HORRIFYING THIS IS GREAT

I’M LOVING THIS

THIS IS AWESOME ACTUALLY SO SORRY YOU’RE GOING THROUGH THIS MK BUT THIS IS GREAT

I’M JUST MK, NOODLE DILIVERY GUY, WITH THE- POWERS FO THE MONKEY NO BIGGIE GBSDLFJASDFJ

OKAY INK MK BEATING UP REGULAR MK WOW THAT WAS A PUNCH

DANG

WILDIN

okay like at this point iv’e stopped having thoughts and am Just kinda watching heck HGSALK;JFASDF

AH YES BACK TO THE CREW

WHATS UP MY BELOVEDS

MEI’S ON A MISSION HERE HGSLDKFJSDF

I miss Ao lei ;-;

TANGEY GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME

GRAVE DIGGING HELP

MA’AM

TANG?????

BUDDY????

OH TANG BUDDY

AW

SANDY

HECK

THIS IS GOOD

SANDY IS SUCH A MISSING PUZZLE PIECE CALIMMING EVERYBOYD DOWN

AIR

MONKEY KING

MISS YOU

ma’am i love yo you’re great

MONKEY KING???

DO WE GET??

oh bruh

that

HECK?? A CRACK IN THE SKY???

HECK??

OH MK INK FIGHT FIGHT FIHGT FIGHT

STUFF MK DOESN’T WANT OT THINK ABOUT HUH THAT’S FAIR

OFC I’VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT

MAYBE

PLS WHY

YEAH

HECK

JUST WANTS TO BE MK

HECK MAN I’M JUST SITTING HERE

OH THE LBD VOICE MOMENT

THIS INK THING SNATCHING THE STAFF

OH WOW FIRE PUNCH THERE

WE HELP PEOPLE, I MEAN I HELP PEOPLE

OH THE SCROLL FR SLAPPIN

THIS IS GONNA HAUTN MY NIGHTMARESNGLSMKFMWEOMF

OH WHAT A MIS-MATCH OF ALL THE STUFF MK’S FOUGHT AND THEN INK MONKEY HEAD THIS IS

I LITERALLY JUST GOTTA SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO THEM TALK IT/FIGHT IT OUT HECKGN;SLFKS

WHOAH HEY

HEY I SAW THAT

MONKEY FR

RIGHT THERE

OH THAT’S NEAT

SO WE’RE ACTUALLY GOING TO SEE MONKEY MK IN THIS HUH

aw man is he yellow? :T LOOK IT LOOKS WEIRD OKAY WHERE’S THE MONKEY NOSEG;LKSMFWF

i can’t believe i get a single glimpse of the design and I’m nitpicking it SORRY I’M JUST GOING HTROUGH IT AND AND GRASPING AT STRAWS TO FEEL NORMALGL;DSMDS

SCREAMS

I JUST SAT THROUGH ALL OF THAT MONKEY KING SIR MATE MAN WE SAW HIM FOR A SECOND I DIDN’T THINK WE WOULD HECK OKAY MONKEY MK FR I FEEL LIKE I NEEED TO GBAC K AND TO THROUGH ALL THAT FRAME BY FRAME HANG ON

THE STOP

HECK

CRACKS IN IT

WILDIN LIKE WHAT IS GOING ON

YEAH BOIIIII THAT’S WHAT I’M TLAINGABOTU JHECKIGN  

KID

MONKEEEYYYY

HECK

THERE HE IS

I DIDN’T THINK HE’D SHOW UP OH MY GOSH ITS HIM

MONKEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HECK WHATS HAPPENIGN

HOW’D WUKONG GET OUT OF THE CURSE TO KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON

OH WOW THAT’ S A LOT OF PWOER

BUT ITS FINE

HECKIN

I AM

HECK MAN MK JUST SO RELIEVED TO SEE HIM

WOW THAT’S A GIANT

HECKING

THINK MONSTER

YEAHAHHHH

CREW BACK

WB WB

WELCOME BACK

I LIKE THE ENERGY

HELPGNL;SDKFMDS

CURSE GIANT

OH BOY WUKONG LIKE WDYM THIS GUY HEY BRING THE MONKEYS BACK

AW

OH WOW

CIRCLET

SHUT UP BACK OFF

CIRCLET

MONKEY KING GO BRRRRRR

DARN RIGHT

OH THIS IS GREAT

HECK

HOW’S THIS GOING TO END I’M SCREAMIGN

I’M SO AFRAID OF THAT CIRCLET RIGHT THERE

NO

THIS CURSE THING FR PULLING ABSOLUTELY NO PUNCHES

THE FLASHES OF THE CIRCLET DUDE HECK

A H ???

OH MY GODS???

I’M GONNA CRY????

THE AO LEI??

WALKING PAST??

HAND ON HIS SHOULDER??

AND THEN IT’S MEI

TALKIGN

YEAH HECK

OH MY GODS THIS FR

YEAH

YEAH I’MA CRY FR

FAKING IT TILL WE MAKING IT SO YOU BETTER BE TAKIN IT S O N

TH

HECK

HECK DUDE

THIS IS KILLING ME

THE

LOOK

L O O K

ITS THE CREW

IN THEIR NEXT LIFE

AND THE HANDS ON MONKEY KINGS SHOUDLERS

THIS IS KILLING ME FR

GET EM BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

OH MAN COLOURFUL MOMENT

OH B R U H

HARBENGOR OF CHAOS??

HELLO??

STOP TALKIGN

SO TRUE

GET EM

WELP THERE HE IS

THERE HE ISSSSSSSSSS

MONKEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

OH THAT’S BEAUTIFUL

THEN PROVE US WRONG

THAT

Y’KNOW

WHAT

THAT DOLOGUE IS SO GOOD

AND PIGSY “TAHT’S MY BOY!”

THIS IS GREAT

OH BOY

NO

KILL HIM

BITES

GRRGGRGGRR SUS MAN

GET EM

GET RID OF HIM

SUS LION

EAT THIS SUCKAH

HE’S JUST STANDING THERE I PAUSED IT I WANT HIM GONE PLEASE DONT’ BE EVIL I THINK YOU’RE AT LEAST GONNA CALL MK A MONSTER OR OSMETHING HECK

YEAH STANIDNG PROTECTIVELY

ME

SNAP

HECK BACK OFF NOOOOO

MONKEEEYYYYYY

MONKEY KING

DID HE JUST SNATCH MONKEY KING

HE JUST SNATCHED HECKING MNKEY KING

YEAH HEY JERKFACE BRING THE MONKEY BACKJ

HECK YOU GUYS I DIDNT’ THINK WE’D GET ANY MONKEY KING CLIPS BUT WE DID

HECK JUST

THE WAY HE APPROACHED MK WITH THE LIEK “YOU SEEM TO BE DOING FINE RIGHT?” JUST

HECK

DUDE

WORRIED BUT NERVOUS FEARFUL LAUGHIGN YOU’RE FINE RIGHT?

THAT JSUT HECK MAN

HECK

DUDE

WHAT THE CRAP

AND THIS IS ONLY EP 7???

THIS FEELS LIKE AN EP TEN

OH MY HECK HECKGLFSDFM

OKAY THAT WAS A LOT

I LIKED THE DIOLOGUE BETWEEN MK AND INK MK

HECK

THE

A LOT OF THAT WOULD BE HIS THOGUHTS

AND THEN THE INK MK BEING OKAY AND JUST “then prove us wrong” BECAUSE MK

HECK

EHCK I’M HAVING THOUGHTS ABOTU THAT EBING MK’S INTERNAL DIOLOGUE TO HIMSELF ITS FINE

THE WHOLE JTTW CREW MAKING AN APPERANCE, THE AO LEI BIT REALLY GOT ME HE’S SO WONDERFUL AND SWISHY AND LIVES IN MEI PROBABLY HECKIGN REINCARNATION STUFF AND I’M IN PIECES AND I ADORE HIM AND HER AND THEM AND EVERYONE AND JUST HECK THIS REALLY DOES MAKE THE SAMADHI FIRE BIT HIT JUST AS HARD AS I THOUGHT IT DID WITH WUKONG LOOKING UP AND MEI YELLING AND FEELING LIKE THAT’S AO LEI YELLIGN CAUSE THEIR DRAGONS LOOK SIMIALR AND THAT’S TENCICALLY HIM IN THE NEXT LIFE AND ALL THIS HECKING STUFF I’M FINE Y’ALL I’M ALL GOOD THERE WSA SO MUCH THAT HAPPENED IN THIS ONE

THE CIRCLET BIT

YOU GUYS THE CIRCLET THAT BETTER NOT SHOW UP AGAIN I SWEAR

THEY FR WENT THROUGH ALL THAT TO GET THEIR FRIENDS AND MONKEY KIGN OUT AND THEN HE JUST GETS SUCKED RIGHT BACK INTO IT BY HECKIGN AZUE PIECE OF CRAP SQUARE UP YOU BRAIDED JADED LOSER I’LL FIGHT YOU MYSELF

THE FACT DESTINY CONTINUES TO BE A THING THROUGHOUT ALL THIS AND THE LIKE DEFYING DESTINY AND THE ECHOS OF LBD AND THE FEARS OF HSI FRIENDS THINKING HE’S A MONSTER AND WILL TURN ON HIM AND SEEING THE FRIENS SQUARE OF AGAINST INK HIM WOULD MAKE IMAGING THAT SO MUCH EASIER AND THE FLICKING INBETWEEN HIMSELF AND MONKEY HIMSELF AND WUKONG STAYING CLOSE TO MK AND SHEILDING HIM AND HTE MONKEY MK (heck I’m gonna make a couple monkey edits right away to at least give him an one his face looks so empty hgslk;fjsadf) AND THE SLOW MO BIT WHEN HE’S DIVING AND HOW HECKING BEAUTIFUL THAT LOOKS I DESPERATELY NEED TIO USE THIS IN AN AMV OF SOME KIND HECK AND HTEN HE’S BACK TO FLICKERING THEN HECKING AZURE *STABS HIM STABS HIM STABS HIM STABS HIM* WUKONG IMMEDEATLEY SHEILDING MK AND THE CREW FROM THIS GUY, THE LIP CURLED DISGUISTED LOOK ON AZURES FACE SHUT UP DUDE SHOVE UR FACE IN THE DIRT, WUKONG LOOKING BACK PANCKED I AM NOT OKAY, MK FLICKERING AND THEN MEI TAKING MONKEY KINGS PLACE SHEILDING MK IMMEDEATELY BECAUSE THEY ALL KNOW THIS DUDE’S SKETCHY AS HECK BUT MK STILL DOESN’T KNOW WHATS GOING ON AND HECK HECK EHCKE HECK ARE THEY OUT OF THE SCROLL NOW? IT LOOKS LIKE THEY’RE OUT OF THE SCROLL, MONKEY KINGS STILL IN THERE THE BRUH WANTS TO KEEP HIM TRAPPED AND TAKE HIM SOMEWHERE OR SOMETHING DOESN’T HE AAAAAAA STABS HIM STABS HIM STABS HIM, SQUARE UP LION FACE, FACE MY WRATH YOU BLUE GUMBALL- OKAY

OKAY

WE’RE GOOD WE’RE FINEEEEEEE I’M GONNA LOSE MY MIND NEXT WEEK HUH, THIS IS EP 7 THERE’S THREE MORE LEFT HECK, OKAY OKAY, WATCHING IT WITH MY BROS AND LOSING IT WITH THEM IG, I’M HAVING A MOMENT WE COOL WE CHILL TTYL KNOX OUT

[moonspirit]

Spill all the tea on Armin's commander kink pleeaasse 👀👀

I spent an unbelievably long time on this ask xD I love it!!!

I do hope you're an AruAni shipper tho, cuz that's how I went about this:

To keep it as true to character as possible, I believe being called Commander isn't something that gives him happiness at first, because y'know, how he earned the title was horrible...

But as he becomes used to it - being called Commander by the other Alliance members, by world leaders, during political meetings, on official documents - it turns into something that reminds him of who he is now. Reminds him that he can do what he wants to do, can achieve his goals, can get things to happen the way he wants. It boosts his confidence and self-esteem.

And when it comes to the bedroom, hoooooo BOIIIII-

Being a Commander is a position of power. It's HOT. Dominant. And it helps a whole lot that Annie loves it to death.

Now imagine: Annie, who can be a saucy little minx herself, tugging Armin into the bedroom by his tie and whispering in his ear "You shouldn't neglect important tasks... Commander."

That RILES him up. What's better than hearing the woman you love say she wants you to show her what you can do with her? It's a signal for him to show Annie that he can and will do what he wants, how he wants, and achieve every single goal he has when getting her flat on that bed, panting, wet, desperate and antsy. It helps that he's got that silver tongue and smooth voice she loves to have right by her ear, telling her what to do, or rather, ordering her.

But he won't give her everything she wants just like that. Oh no. There's a very special word for that sweet, sweet, painful and beautiful release.

"Commander, please."

Also picture a sexy photo(shoot?) where he's dressed in his suit, looking absolutely dashing and ridiculously good looking - sitting on a sofa. And Annie in her suit, looking drop dead gorgeous because she's a goddess, facing the camera, but sitting on one of his thighs. He's got an arm around her waist.

The Commander and his dangerously lethal other half. It's SEXY.

[team-heavenly]

Chapter 21: Part 2

If you've read Part 1, welcome and please proceed! If you haven't, what're you doing here? Click here to start from the beginning!

And who else should we run into but our friendly duo? Here at the *checks notes* ...Bad Jungle?! Are you kidding me?

This is one of those things that's a little too on the nose to be believable. But I swear this is legit!

We actually did manage to get through the dungeon first try. Now if it had been the Nonsensical Castle on the other hand-

No I'm not letting that go, it was literally Hell.

Teresa: "...Hey, don't you think it's weird they both skirted around the center of the path just now?"

Andrea: "No? Why would that be weir-"

AH!! WE'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!!

*cue Wilhelm Scream and owie-ow-ow sounds*

...Deepest of apologies for the deep-fried text on this one. I'm afraid it wasn't exactly salvageable. And as if things couldn't get any worse...

THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S YA BOIIIII!!

*rumbling noise*

...Someone just dun goofed.

Southern Beedrill, I love you so much. Welcome back, pal :')

To his credit, though... Totodile takes it and runs with it, demonstrating his commitment to The Bit.

This would be absolutely terrifying if we were unevolved Pokémon without an AoE move. But... you know :D

Although something truly baffling happens when we transition to the battle:

UHHH, TOTODILE?! IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TELL US??

He was genuinely a rock type and everything! I'm honestly at a loss. I've never seen this happen before, and I have no explanation for it.

Also, here's proof this place is called the Bad Jungle. If you even care.

This fight wasn't too bad, actually! One Rare Fossil was all we needed to knock out Tropius, and Blizzard took down almost everyone else. Mewtwo needed an extra hit, but that was no problem. Really, the worst part was facing down the Suddenly-Aron Guildmaster... It went something like this:

Andrea: *repeatedly using Octazooka* Teresa: *repeatedly using Mud Slap and dropping accuracy* Aron: *keeps hitting us anyway and brings both HP bars down to red* Team Heavenly: *has no healing items and begins to nervously sweat*

Thankfully, he finally began missing when it mattered and we triumphed!

"Let's skedaddle, boys!"

"Well, they're certainly good at... skedaddling."

Sureee Linoone, go ahead and play the innocence card! I'm looking right through you 👁👁

And that's putting it mildly.

FYI: I'm skipping over the whole "Teresa using the Dimensional Scream because this treasure box seems sketch and could be a trap" thing because it's... not really necessary to the story.

...Annnnd here's the cincher. *shakes ten-year-old me for being too dumb to have all doubt expelled at this reveal* Gosh, we've managed to hit 30 images already, so I suppose let's move on to Part 3. I liked it better when I just crammed in as many photos as I could...

[kayssweetdreams]

Nightmaren Babies Ch 5

Meanwhile, Back on the Isle, a few minutes earlier...

The human visitors continued to play while the maestros caught up with NiGHTS, and showed them around the theater. Mei was currently helping the Tims stack each other upwards, while Leo and Emma were getting playfully "attacked" by the fluffy birdlike creatures. Aria smiled as the kids played, before she heard something...something that sounded like. A slide whistle? "Um...did anyone else hear that?" She asked. Rebecca raised an eyebrow "Um...Hear what?" She asked, looking up from her current drawing.

Aria looked around, hoping to see what could have made the sound, but didn't spot anything out of the ordinary. 'Maybe it was just Balan playing a joke...' she thought, until she felt a gaze boring into the back of her head. She then heard the Tims chipping in terror, as well as one of Kaylo's panicked yelps as a shadow lifted up behind her. Aria's eyes went wide before she saw the intimidating form of Reala hovering behind her. Aria immediately shot towards the kids and stood in front of them protectively.

Reala raised a non existant eyebrow at the gesture, but he didn't forget why he even followed in the first place "Well Well...If it isn't the little visitors that broke the "perfect" dream." He sneered "H-How did you get here Reala?" Leo asked, standing protectively in front of Emma "Oh little visitor. If my traitorous sibling could come here, why can't I?" He asked in a condescending voice. The kids narrowed their eyes at the nightmaren general, but they still were a bit afraid. After all, Wonderworld was just a theater trip away from the real world.

"W-Why are you here?" Emma asked, her voice quivering with fear. Reala's eyes glared into her soul "I need to find those incompetent maestros that DID this to me." He said, planting his feet on the ground, only to have it make a very humorous "BOIIIIIING!" sound. The humans snorted at Reala's not so threatening sound effect, much to his annoyance. "You may laugh at me now. But once your precious maestros undo their magic on me, I will bring my master here, and he will lay waste to this pathetic world...and your own." He threatened.

The snorts and giggles died at Reala's threat, when he then grabbed Kaylo by the front of her dress "NOW WHERE ARE THEY!!" He yelled in her face "I-I-I DON'T KNOW!!" Kaylo shrieked. That wasn't the answer that Reala wanted. In a effort to get her to talk, he began to float higher above the Isle of Tims, so that they were a good distance away from the clouds. "Tell me where your little maestro friends are, Or you are in for a long fall down." He threatened, now holding her by the back of her dress. The pink haired girl squealed in terror as she saw the height of her impending Doom, when Aria did something. She began calling out for the maestros.

"BALAN! LANCE!! YOU HAVE TO HELP US!! WARN NiGHTS! REALA IS HERE!!" She yelled. Reala's eyes widened as he tossed Kaylo onto the Isle above the Isle, and having her precariously hanging off the edge, as floated down towards the young woman. "Now that I think about it, me and my sibling have some unfinished business to resolve." He said, before gazing at her. "And as much as I would love to use you as blackmail, I need to find my sibling. But let it be known. This isn't over yet." He said before soaring off to who knows where to find NiGHTS.

When the maestros DID finally arrive, they could see the paled faces of the humans, as well as seeing Kaylo hanging for dear life above the Isle. "My goodness! What happened here? What had occurred that instilled much fear?" Balan asked, trying to soothe them all "REALA happened." Trisha Jane said. The maestros froze at her words "Don't take this the wrong way. But what did you say?" The positive maestro asked. "Reala! He's here! And he's looking for you, NiGHTS and Lance!" Aria said.

The maestros paled. How did they not see Reala enter Wonderworld? "You have to find NiGHTS and warn them!!" Rebecca yelled. The two maestros nodded before feeling two presences inside the Theater, but it felt like they were...fighting? "I think Reala already found NiGHTS. And now they are in the middle of one of their fights." Lance said, bringing himself, and Kaylo to the ground. "You have to find them!!" Aria pleaded.

Both maestros nodded as they snapped their fingers and transported themselves back to the theater where they felt NiGHTS and Reala were, but strangely enough...there was the sound of very young wailing. The two maestros rushed towards the sound, and stopped in shock.

For there were two baby jester like beings on the ground, bawling their eyes out, in front of a backwards wound watch that read "NiGHTS and Reala"...

Mei belongs to @sundove88

Rebecca belongs to @thehypercutstudios/@thehyperrequiem

Trisha Jane belongs to @lovelyteng

Aria belongs to @shadowqueen402

[darlingimawitch]

Hi! So for the OTP questions, how about Karmagisa 2, 8, 20, 23, 24, 28, 56?

HI LOVE <33 I HAD THIS IN MY DRAFTS FOR A WHILE AJSJ okay let's get to it i've been missing them a lot lately ahhh

2. Who sleeps in and who is the early bird?

karma sleeps in (only by a little) and nagisa's the early bird. i feel like time skip wise, nagisa likes to get up super early so he won't have to rush anything, you know? like he likes to have his breakfast first, gets his school materials out and ready before he actually gets ready while as karma likes to prepare things the night before and sleeps in a bit the next morning.

8. Who’s more likely to cry about a plant dying?

nagisa 100%. he's one of those plant dads and the reason his balcony is filled with different kinds of plants. karma tried to limit him to one plant per trip but he can't really resist nagisa's puppy dog eyes so he ends up letting hin buy five

20. Who’s more likely to get into a bar fight?

karma ! and it would be for the pettiest reason too

23. Which of the two would you rather team up with for a game of laser tag?

NAGISA AHAHAHA look karma is a good leader and all but i rather have the sneaky skilled assasin one on my team than anticipate him you feel me

24. Who gets a little too invested in board games?

karma. he's a petty person what more can i say

28. Who brings CapriSun to a frat party?

nagisa ofc he's at the corner sipping his caprisun maybe most probably just waiting for karma to wrap things up (he's not rlly a party person)

56. Which of the two is the most competitive?

karma ma boiiiii his competitive streak is something people think nagisa has to endure with but he honestly doesn't mind it at all (if anything karma's influencing him to be more competitive)

[thequeenofmyownscreen]

A few notes about episode 2.08 of The Legend of Vox Machina :

This episode could have been called "Daddy Issues"

So many good moments in the Fey Realm arc, and especially between Percy and Vex. My heart is full of joy and love.

Velora is so cute !!!!

Wilhand !!! he's so cute too !!! I love the small detail that, from the way he speaks about Grog, he probably is the reason why Pike has taken to saying Grog is 'a big boiiiii' (Ashley, I love you)

Me during the scene where Grog takes his medicine (thanks Scanlan) : oh my god, they really are doing everything the adult humor etiquette lets them do... you know what, good for them

Urgh, Syldor is really the biggest prick ever. He's just underneath Beau's father in the list of "Worst dads of CR", only because unless I'm mistaken, he didn't physically punished the twins.

But... even he doesn't win the title of "biggest asshole in this episode". It's Saundor, of course, the original incel.

"If I could pull the blood of him from my veins and give it back, I would." Can you believe Laura fucking Bailey improvised that raw-ass line ?????

"My heart... is someone else's." YEAAAAAAAAH !!! I was cheering like when watching some sort of sports

Keyleth transforming into a Fire elemental and using Transport via plants to fuck up the two monstrous trees. Amazing, heart-stopper, incredible, no notes. It was an amazing moment on stream, and in this version of the story, I'm so happy they kept it, it could be justified easily since it's both abilities she recently mastered.

ARTAGAN you little shit i love you. (I do wonder why they chose to have Vox Machina not know his true form... contrary to the stream... when knowing this fact will later come very important, before the final Vecna fight ! Here Percy is suspecting something, yes, but it seems not as efficient. It could have been just as quick to have Vex, Vax, Keyleth and Percy see Garmelie quickly transform into Artagan before he yeeted them back into the Material Plane. Maybe I'm reading too much into this, I don't know).

[sanmisui]

Venting and rambling about writing:

Maybe my fanfic would be better off without all those smutty implications that I’m adding.

Seriously,,,,, the story would work either way. It’s just my stupid brain not understanding that it ain’t necessary for a fanfic to have these things. But also everything sort of sucks. My writing is painfully mid. The story is long and it’s been dragging me down and I have no idea what I’m doing anymore,,,, ughhh.

I have lotsa drafts,,,, but nothing fits into the current story. So I will make more stories once the current one is done,,,, but I know that the ending will suck. My brain is bad.

Nothing really matters, I’m just writing nonsense. I’m gonna take it out and just end the day and write something else n get back to the mid section later.

My writing isn’t linear. I start somewhere n add a break n go to the next section and then I go back to fill the blanks and connect the plots together.

Sometimes I need to shove things back or take them out entirely. That’s just how the creative progress works,,,, it is what it is,,,,

I wish somebody would give me clearer instructions on what to add and what to leave out. I mean,,,, who the fuck wants to read about washing the dishes? On multiple occasions?? It adds some minor detail and it makes the story longer… ooooooh the story is so goddamn long I think it’s almost at 100k words???? How did I even do that? It’s been 6 months. Is that good or bad? I don’t read that many stories. Or only short ones. But they get everything done and sorted easy peasy,,,,, my story is filled with convoluted garbage and it’s just a retelling of the goddamn anime for the most of it,,,, with a few extras and boiiiii is it boring? I’m bored. Not sure if that’s just me cuz I know what my brain is cooking up and boi did it add too much sugar to the alphabet soup,,,, who the fuck adds sugar to their soup anyways?????

I avoid conflict. But I need conflict. I gotta write about the goddamn conflict. How do I write? Hell, I haven’t got a clue as to what I’m even doing with this story. It’s an x Reader Story, there won’t be that many people craving for it’s conclusion… I think I hate the story cuz I put too much of myself into the personality of the mc. Yeahhh maybe that is it?

I also suck at writing the dude who we r romancing. Maybe it’s all just too much of a mess?

But I still need to finish it!!!! I can’t just drop it? It’s almost done! Just… uh… a few more chapters?

Maybe 2 or 3? I could end it rather quickly if I end it on a sour note. Would people hate me for that? Probably. It might be for the best. I am not really vibing with this story anymore. I already ruined it for myself. N I put too much pressure on my mushy brain. It’s gonna be over soon… hopefully. Maybe I’d be more hyped about it, if people gave me better feedback? There isn’t much of a reason for me to keep writing. But I would hate for it to end without a proper ending. So I’ll write an ending and get it done and then I will start with something new.

Maybe I’m merely sad cuz I didn’t get as much interaction as I would’ve liked? My confidence is frail. If people don’t give me input on how things are for them, I’ll assume that they hate everything that I came up with. But once it’s done and released, it’d be blasphemous to go back and rewrite it…

Heck the story doesn’t even have a proper title. It pops up when u search for the character… which is bad!! Cuz the story is rated M but there don’t seem to be any hindrances for accessing it??? It’s just up on Google and anyone can click on it??? If you search for it on quotev, u gotta turn on adult content to see it but what’s the point if Google smacks it right in your face???

It prolly doesn’t fall under mature content… I haven’t written a whole lot of heehoo stuff cuz I’m too much of a coward. Godddd I should’ve put it on ao3 instead… but it’s too late for that and also… I like quotev. U can add pictures lolol. It’s more befitting of a beginner such as myself. But I should’ve tagged it better? Honestly, I’ve never written a serious story before. No idea what to tag outside of the characters. Hell. I don’t even know where the story is going or what’s going to happen next, cuz I write as I think and I think as I go and I’m not doing a whole lot of planning ahead.

I’m rambling so goddamn much on this post here cuz I don’t have any friends or confidants. No way of asking for directions. It’s always just me talking to myself for hours and my mental health is shredded like discarded papers.

Ughhhhhhhhh. I hate being creative. I think I’ll get something to drink and then I’ll just lay here for a bit.

[theysaidhush]

I need more hard thoughts about CatHybrid!Jungwon fucking the shit out of the reader with a very dominant Jungwon

Who's in charge ?

➝ CatHybrid!Jungwon x Owner!Reader ➝ You adopted Jungwon. Or is it him who adopted you? ➝ smut ➝ wc. 1k

Basic trope because those are the best, you adopted an hybrid, thinking that you could change someone's life, and you end up feeling like you are the hybrid.

When you welcomed Jungwon into your house he was nice, sweet, cuddly and respectful. But once he understood that you weren't going to let him down or return it to the shelter? Boiiiii. He's a cat what were you expecting? If you really wanted a cuddly bubbly and talkative hybrid you should have adopted a dog!

So Cat!Won who know don't give a fuck about privacy or such things anymore. But don't get me wrong, he's still the sweetest boy ever. He's just letting you know that you don't own him, he owns you. He's not living at your apartment, he's just willingly sharing his new home with you. And if he don't like something you cook ? He'll not throw a tantrum, he'll just get up and cook something else - and it's even worse, the feeling of embarrassment spreading your body as he's looking at you while slurping his ramen, because you feel like he's judging you as in "It's been a while since we started living together and you still don't know what I dislike...". And you're pretty sure he rolls his eyes when talking to you. Well, when you're done scolding him for eating the last packet of ramen without telling you and that he's leaving to nap near the window. He's bratty, you know it, and you din't really wanna do or say something about it because you like it - him - tat way. Your house is lively.

But once, you made the mistake to bring a friend home. He was maaad. But sweet kind of mad. Smiling with hypocrisy while stroking his head on your cheek, playing with your finger and napping on your lap. Your friend definitely felt like a third wheel. It was awkward, and your cat was mad when they left. Didn't even asked to you for hours because "How could you bring someone at my place without telling me ?" Talk about being way too comfortable.

But what made him lose his mind was the collar. In here, you live in a society where hybrids need to go out with their owner with a collar blablabla the classic trope. And he was oddly quiet. Followed you without complaining about the warmth, the sun, the people, the smell. It was a first ! And honestly it was refreshing too. You love your boy.

And he loves you too. So so much, that he can't stop stuffing your pillow full of his cum, head buried in your covers as he's whining and pleading for someone- Not someone, for you to help him. And you're standing at the door, mouth wide open at the prediction you found your cat in, and you can't even babble something cuz he has already pushed you on the bed.

"Ah fuck- Y'ou so good f'me..." Jungwon whimpers, a hand in your hair, forcing your head in your pillow, drenched in a mixture of saliva and semen. And Jungwon can't help but close his eyes, afraid that the lone view of this would make him cum: your face flushed covered in his cum because of how he played with your cushion while you were away.

His fist grips your hair tighter, a groan bubbling inside his throat at the mere thought tat you left him at home, alone, while he was suffering and begging for you to come home, jolting when his hand stroked his hard dick because of how sensitive he was. And you were outside, not giving a bit about it - he small part of him, one that was incapacitated at the moment, could still tell that you were unaware of what was happening. It made his blood boil, and his guts spin and wring with a delicious pain that made his head roll backward.

"But you're still trying to be good for me huh ?"

He nibbles on the back of your neck before wrapping his fingers around your throat, using it as a lever to press your sweaty and naked body against his. Vaguely, though being in the dark, blindfold rubbing against your skin each time you move, you can feel, quite literally, what he's doing to you. And it's even better. It seems like each stroke of his fingers against your skin is a hit to your G-spot, each kiss, or bites, is a promise of a wonderful orgasm, and yet all of this is nothing compared to the caress of his tail against your private part. His fluffy member which roam around your body, discovering new territory before landing on your clit, adding pleasure to the slow in and out of his fingers. And it's a thousand time better, because you feel the urge to do something, to scratch the sensitive part, but you can't. You can just whimper, curl your toes, and feel the knot in your stomach tighten.

And even his your body and your mind is screaming at you to just let it go, you've learned your lesson.

"Wanna cum ? Wanna cum so bad, right ? Oh you're so pretty- Wanna see you cum..."

Even when ravaged by the heat of his instincts, Jungwon can hold on. Just a bit more, because he wanna see you fall appart on his cock, want to see you admit, to hear you admit that you were, since the beginning-

"Yes yes yes please ! I- I'm just your-" A slow stroke to your G-spot empty your head and for a minute you forgot what you were about to say, what he wants to hear. But again, the firm grip of leather around your throat is a quick reminder "I am- I am your pet, Wonnie~!"

[heylinfanclub]

7, 9, 12

12. How are you?

Is mah burthdaayyy I’m tha burrhday bOIIIII—- honestly this is the best I’ve felt on one of my birthdays in a while, despite everything going pretty lopsided! (Ride to therapy didn’t come, roomies got a cold, friend needs to reschedule our planned dindin—). But I got happy birthdays from people (it feels good to be recognized as alive, gift or no gift), I got a link to queer support group (first time goin sounds fun), I got a free coffee (it’s giving me jitters but OUGH the kindness). I’m probably close to overwhelmed so I might do some breathing.

9. what calms you down?

Stimmmyyy. I am the leg quaker supreme. My knee used to bang under my desk during class. Having something to knead or squish helps, like putty or a stuffed animal. Deep breathes of course. And when all else fails: Jus Forgetta Bout It—- (don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it!)

Slow methodical drawings patterns and stuff too but I rarely get the chance cause I don’t have a desk yeT. And it’s best done AT A DESK.

7. what color brings you peace?

Well it’s been established Red is my power color. Green is my favorite color. But Blue is def my color of peace. Green is peaceful but it has a life to it, adventure, thought. Blue is peaceful in a way that’s cool, calming, momentary. Darker the blue, the more Enforced the ‘calm’ however. Dark blue feels like ‘it’s time to be chill and quiet and shut the fuck up now’ while lighter blue is like ‘okay deep breaths calm chill in the now’. But it still demands peace hehhfjfk.

[ray-rabies]

It’s ya secret boiiiii back at it again!

I would love to see Todd live, I wish he’d tour outside of the US, but it seems to me nobody knows who he is elsewhere (that is not true but he doesn’t have as big of a following) I kinda liked his 2017 album, it kinda went a little hard at times, catchy if you will.

That’s really cool! Must take a lot of your time though right! Any plays you’d like to work on?

Now, I saw your tags about the sicko people, and I’d love to see some sicko people shit! Sometimes we need that sick depraved shit (not like Sàlo sick, but like funny sicko, tho this differs from person to person ofc!) and where does the line draw for you? I do not know myself, and especially in a tumblr context, as long as you’re being original about it, I’m into it!

As we in the last month of the year, we’ve experienced 11 months of this peculiar year, you seem to be someone with an eclectic taste. So what are some of the music, movie, books, tv show, et that you’ve come across this year you will keep on for a long time?

Also do you wish for me to write you daily, or wait a little in between, I do not want to be annoying, tho I might be without trying, haha…

Buona giornata! - SRS

Yeah, he'll do a couple shows in Europe and Canada and maybe Japan once in a while but it's infrequent. I know touring overseas gets very expensive very quick. In the words of Sparks and Franz Ferdinand, collaborations don't work. Except when they do. I have like no lines unless it's just like straight up bigotry. I'll joke about eating people and whatever who cares. This does not go over well with most people as it would happen! I'm fairly quiet online but free to be fully unhinged in private messages, as it should be. Some of my favourite books from this year were Andy: A Real Life Fantasy by Typex and Your Inner Fish by Neal Schubin. I watched Hausu yesterday which was visually very interesting but can't say it was a *good* movie; I mostly watch 'cult' films or whatever. Something weird that only a handful of people seemed to get then not shut up about. I disliked A Clockwork Orange though loved its design and music. I enjoyed Angel's Egg for its haunting bleak atmosphere though it's very slow paced and obviously not for everyone, same could go for Heart of a Dog. I watched plenty others but they haven't stood out as much I guess or it was too long ago for me to recall, various documentaries, several horror films. Number one film for this year has to be the beautiful Paris Is Burning or Pink Flamingos- which is Absolutely not for everyone. It Is as Nasty as they say! I try to listen to new albums often so it's hard to narrow it down to even a handful really. If I had to pick just one for this year maybe Rings Around The World by Super Furry Animals, as I played it an obnoxious amount and still enjoy it.

Write however much you want, whatever probing questions you have. Sono un libro aperto.

[the-nysh]

Why that egg meet toaster meeting scene feels so much like a prince aproache his cinderella???? (sorry if my english is bad)

GOSH!!!! (ayy you’re fine :D) MURATA PLS!! The dramatic reveal and zoom into Genos’ amazed/shocked expression (plus the swirling leaf debris framing like tunnel vision) – he didn’teven expect Saitama to be there! (according to some translations he mistookKing’s yelling voice for Blast’s) Just…ahhh! Every single feat from the eggjust makes the toaster fall harder~ ;3 While Saitama’s just being his normalcharming self, ohoho. Now IF Saitama walked up to him and returned his foot,ahaha that would seal the Cinderella au deal. X3

[moekaneko]

Demon Hibernation, think about it demons have been alive alive longer than the human race right?

So eventually they would get drained of energy. I think on average a demon hibernation would last 2 weeks to a month and as for which demons would hibernate, it would all depend on each demon (kinda like a cycle). Idk something about the thought of the demon bros asleep in blankets make me feel soft.

Omg yes! I would love to do single posts for each of the brothers and dia + barb during hibernation so let me know if that's what y'all want but anyway,

Demons in hibernation boiiiii

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Let's be honest, not matter which one it is, you know they've got some sort of fluffy blanket that they use instead of an actual duvet. They just they just wrap themselves us like little burrito demons.

They just nestle in and get really soft and sweet and shy, burying their face into the blanket while you talk about like and eat snacks.

If you're lucky they'll let you under the warm covers, but depending on who it is, you'll find them constantly sat up with it over their head while they do something like with Satan, he'll have a flashlight out, reading, or levi'll be playing on his phone.

They sleep a lot during the day but at night they're a little more rowdy. After sleeping all day, they have a little surge of energy in the evening before collapsing back into bed and whining loudly about how tired they are and that they want you to say goodnight to them.

I feel like in rad, the students are all of one of the sins. Like some of the demons are sloth demons and some are greed and so on. Like all the demons of the same sin all have hibernation at the same time, sort of like when people's periods sync, that sort of thing. And they all just aren't in school for like, a month but they get sent all the work and do it when they get the surged of energy.

Of course that means not all the boys would be hibernating at once so that's a relief. I mean let's be honest, it'd be cute, but I ain't looking after seven tired, sloppy demons and an entire house no actually, mansion not to mention the man baby and his man servant. No, no, no, not happening.

But you didn't think you could get away with no responsibilities? I thought you'd have learnt by now... Welp, enjoy a sleepy demon for half a month. I think they'd probably have a shorter hibernation, idk why I just think that so yeah.

Don't get me wrong tho, you still get a soft cuddly demon. Even mammon is too tired to be a tsundere!

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This is so cuteeee! I can imagine them, it's such a good headcanon! If you want individual hcs of hibernation, lmk! But that's all I can come up with rn! Hope it's as good as the ask! ❤️

[crowning-art]

TGCF SPOILERS FOR BOOK 3! LIKE MAJOR SPOILERS

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HOLY WHAT THE HECK, THE CHAPTER I BEGIN ON AND THE CHAPTER I ENDED ON WERE LIKE ON TWO DIFFERENT ENDS OF THE SPECTRUM

Xie Lian's extremely overdramatic reaction to anything embarrassing is sooo on point! Like yes, I too would say "Die! Just die! If he can’t die, then just dig a hole somewhere and pretend to be dead!" if I embarrassed myself in front of my crush or smt lol

I- UGHHH DWDHOWFNL my heart literally feels so FULL whenever I read about some cute hualian moments, but you gotta understand, it's not the declarations of love or the acts of chivalry, it's the small, subtle stuff that just consume me, like the simple understanding...

Xie Lian wasn’t dumb. He knew that Hua Cheng was giving him an easy out, but he could only follow along and mumbled vaguely with his head bowed.

Omg the whole talk they have at the beach?!?! There's just so much in that convo nfqofnoqi and like it's incredible how much every sentence means when you just look at ALL that context behind it. Like when he's thinking about why the person Hua Cheng likes doesn't like him back yet (UGH THEY ARE SO STUPID I WILL SCREAM),

Maybe it was because he felt the other party didn’t have good taste, or maybe they were taking it all for granted.

and it's like, are you self-projecting? do you feel like you are taking Hua Cheng for granted? but also, after everything he went through, to have someone believe him or just care for him, despite being a scrap-collecting god, it was something he took as granted when he was at his height, and it's just...wow.

and this,

After a pause, he continued, “There was also a period of time in my life that wasn’t easy, and during that time, I’d constantly think: if someone should witness the version of me who rolled in dirt and couldn’t get up, but could still love me for who I was, it’d be great. Still, I don’t know if there’s anyone like that, and I daren’t show that part of my past to anyone, either.

Like I know it's a meme/quote but the one where it's like 'If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best' fits so well, and the reason why certain memes kick off so well is because of how much truth is in them, y'know?? and we see that reflected in this so well lejnfownfogn

and of course

OF COURSE

OF FREAKING COURSE

THIS GOLDEN LINE, THIS INCOMPARABLE LINE T-T

“To me, the one basking in infinite glory is you; the one fallen from grace is also you. What matters is you, and not the state of you."

It just summarizes everything previously stated so beautifully.

ANd like, this part?

Hua Cheng didn’t say anything more, either, and laid down inside the coffin. Xie Lian entered too, and pulled the cover closed. As if a light was blown out, they sunk into darkness.

It just reflects their whole story so nicely? Like the whole world around them being a coffin; so dreadful, so constrained, painful, grieving, and yet in all that darkness, they had each other and it's all that mattered...

It's all that they needed to survive...

(But also lmaooo Xie Lian plzz calm your thoughts LOL)

I LOVE HOW BLUNT HE IS

Pei Ming pulled out his sword and said leisurely, “Yeah. There’s the coffin wood, but where’s the deceased?

Hua Cheng smiled, too. “If you’re so concerned with who’s dead, I suggest you go kill yourself.

OMg this part was legit straight out of horror movie level SO excellent

Xie Lian blurted out, “My Lords! I FOUND IT! LOOK…”

Just then, his pupils suddenly shrank. Something new was reflected within the Black Water Lake.

A shadowy figure had appeared soundlessly behind both him and Hua Cheng.

It's hurting me so much seeing Shi Qingxuan taking so much care of Ming Yi at every turn and the part where he went 'It's not fair Ming YI has to suffer so much when he has nothing to do with it' and Im like boiiii, OOHHH BOIIIII You have nooo idea

No idea at all...

(Unknowingly, he even took care of the actual earth master bones after they fell and I'm like EYYYYYHH)

Like it wasn't his fault the fates were switched but like inheritly, it was his fault and it's just...does he really deserve all that pain? Just for existing? Just for his predetermined fate?

UGh GOD HE'S SO CUTE HERE

Xie Lian knocked on the doors and called out brightly, “Pardon the intrusion! We have, by accident, offended bluntly. We deeply apologize.”

No one answered. Xie Lian steadied his mind and slowly pushed open the palace doors.

Based on Xie Lian’s years of experience, even if there was something inside, it wouldn’t come out and greet them the moment the doors opened. Yet he had to eat his own words. Upon the first look, there was something petrifying.

In the grand, spacious centre of the entrance hall sat a person. And this person, dressed in all black, its face snow-white—was a corpse.

Instantly Xie Lian shut the doors soundly.

He thought, “Did I maybe open the doors incorrectly? Something like that shouldn’t show itself so fast?”

He had wanted to try greeting again and start over, but Shi Wudu had already walked past him and pushed open the doors, humphing.

AND HERE TOO WBILBFILWBF

The group of them surrounded that haunting skeleton and started examining it. Xie Lian spoke up.

“First, it’s a man.”

“We see that,” the group said.

(Can't stop laughing cuz one of the best ways to identify a male skeleton is by looking at the pelvic region and I'm just imagining all these heavenly officials doing that and it's HILARIOUS)

I have strong, bad feeling Water master will not be passing his third heavenly calamity this time....

As for what the consequences of that would be, we are to find out...I think quite soon :/

I forgot about the Reverend of Empty Words there for a second lol

AND UGGHHHH WHY DO I KEEP LEAVING IT AT CLIFF HANGERS?!?! (ok I do it so I have something to anticipate and look forward too) BUT LIKE WHYYYYYYY

The one behind you, several hundreds of years ago, his original name was He Xuan. He cultivated into a Supreme, and changed his name to Black Water Demon Xuan. He devoured the Reverend of Empty Words and sent that creature to find you. He imprisoned and murdered the real Earth Master, and took on his name, assuming his position in the heavens!!!”

Just as the words left his lips, his entire person suddenly froze.

A hand had slapped onto his shoulder without warning

LIKE OMG THIS IS INSANE WBIFBWOFJOW THIS MAN IS ALL OF THEM BUT ALSO NONE OF THEM?? He's actually just He Xuan, like wow. And it's crazy that He Xuan was powerful enough to kill a heavenly official, but also kill the og demon dude, like wow that's insaneeee

I'm worried