#bonaparte posting

[napoleoninjorts]

I think a lot about that one Reddit post about someone asking for relationships advice because their boyfriend is obsessed with Napoleon and it was getting out of hand

[lansolot]

i decided to finish this napoleon drawing for his birthday! he doesn’t get a background bc i couldn’t decide on one

[promises-of-paradise]

OKAY HEAR ME OUT:

All of these edgy science fiction / fantasy novels about overthrowing evil empires and then becoming the very thing that you sought to destroy and the main character ending up as bad as the regime they overthrew and all that, you know?

You could very easily make a dramatised version of the life of Napoleon Bonaparte, transplant it into generic fantasy evil empire world, change the names of the historical figures to fictional names, and all the tumblrinas would eat that up.

Picture this: Napoleon Our protagonist is born the second child in a large family on Corsica generic fantasy island, is sent to a military academy in France evil empire, and begins to rise through the ranks of the army. A revolution occurs, in which the French evil empire monarchy is overthrown, and our protagonist, a supporter of the revolution, fights for the revolutionary government against royalist uprisings and the first coalition other evil empires. Along the way, our protagonist becomes increasingly powerful, as well as being an absolute slut. After a series of military campaigns, our protagonist, seeing the corruption of the directory new evil government, stages a coup and becomes first consul generic fantasy leader. However, over the course of the book, our protagonist has acquired a huge ego and lost many morals, and ends up themself the emperor of France fantasy kingdom. "Morally grey" shenanigans ensue. (Of course, our protagonist would have many many love interests, such as Josephine de Beauharnais hot milf, Jean-Andoche Junot hot best friend, and Tsar Alexander I enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again.) (Main character would be characterised as being the most pathetic little person to ever exist who is frequently bullied for being quirky and not-like-other-girls)

[razbian]

Now that this blog’s Actually Properly Set Up for the most part, here’s an assortment of silly little stuff from my backlog :D

[medicalunprofessional]

[napoleonic-confessions]

[ciderbird]

every time I try to make some sense of the franco-russian alliance of 1807-1812 I’m losing my mind because it goes like

historian 1: from the very beginning tsar Alexander decided to use his charm to fool Napoleon and merely pretended to be his ally to win some time, much needed to prepare a new Coalition. We can see his distrust clearly from his correspondence.

historian 2: from the very beginning Napoleon decided to use his charm to fool Alexander and manipulated his ambitions to win some time, much needed to secure a peace with England. We can see the tsar’s excitement clearly from his correspondence.

historian 3: Napoleon and Alexander never actually trusted one another and the whole alliance was a ruse based on mutual flattery and empty promises so that the two great powers could prepare for a new war. We can see this animosity clearly from their correspondence.

historian 4: Napoleon and Alexander were mutually charmed and developed a deep intimate friendship that was sullied by obligation and political intrigue. We can see their sincere attachment clearly from their corres-

[auguste-marmonts-only-fan]

School is starting on Monday, so I'll be online less

Here have this doodle

Xoxo bye

[apurpledust]

some old doodles🥲 first one was inspired by @the1ronduke & @general-junot :3

[goddammitjosef]

love is love

[shenpie]

ohMy Gyattttt yaoiiii ggggghuuhhh

[diioonysus]

fans + art

[empirearchives]

Napoleon’s reforms

As it is Napoleon’s death day (May 5th), I decided to make a collection of some of my posts with Napoleon’s reforms. This is not an exhaustive list of all of Napoleon’s reforms, just what I’ve been able to post about thus far, and I plan to dedicate many more posts to the subject.

Abolition of torture

British renunciation of the title “King of France”

Cadaster (land registry)

Canned food

Central Vaccine Committee & the Society for the Extinction of Smallpox

Child labor laws

Citizen cooks & the Society for the Encouragement of National Industy

Concordat of 1801

Constitution of 1799 (universal suffrage)

Education

Freedom of religion

Grand Sanhedrin

Imperial nobility

Legal impact (list of law codes)

Legal impact (part 2)

Metric system

Napoleonic Code in Bavaria

Paris Bourse

Paris Fire Brigade

Paris Health Council

Père Lachaise Cemetery

Prison reforms and changes

Reforms in Italy (undone during the Restoration)

Regulations limiting pollution

Restoration of universities

Rumford soup kitchens

Sewers and Sanitation

Smallpox vaccine

Society for the Encouragement of Fine Arts Brussels

Sorbonne university

Sugar beet industry & trade

Sugar (part 2)

Switzerland (Napoleon’s impact in the country)

Tax collection system

Treaty of Campo Formio

Unification of the Italian peninsula

Water policies

Women artists in Napoleonic France

Women writers in Napoleonic France

[skitskatdacat63]

Roleswap anyone??

Tell me Fernando wouldn't make a fantastic general/emperor, and that Napoleon wouldn't make a fanastic driver/tp!!

[napoleoniccandyau]

HAII!!! Welkom 2 mai epik ask/art blog!

((Ooc - I made this blog specifically to share my art of this au that I made ! There's not going to be a lot of posts here about this au because I'm really the only person making this au...BUTT you can suggest ideas for this au!!

This au is just a parody of the napoleonic era, so there isn't much change besides the personalities and names of the characters! This blog is for this au. There won't be any other posts unrelated to the au unless if it's serious. I'll also post the characters in this au answering your questions! :D Here are the current characters that are available ..

Mewmew (Joachim Murat)

Lulu / Louie (Louis Nicolas Davout)

Bernie / Dottie (Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte)

Nappy / Nap (Napoleon Bonaparte)

Monty / Mars (Auguste de Marmont)

Junie (Jean-Andoche Junot)

There are more characters.. they'll just be in art for the time being

You can also ask ME questions ! It has to be strictly about the au, though. I will NOT answer any other asks that contain serious content or inappropriate content.)

Herez som art!!!!

[dullard]

another meme