STOP making Napoleon the bottom in NapAlex, look at this man, look into his eyes, then look into my eyes and tell me he can top fucking ANYTHING let alone NAPOLEON, this mf is bottoming so hard he's in HELL
you know how annoying fandom people make everything about their blorbos? This is me now but with historical figures. I will literally hear a song and be like “OMG this is SO tsar Alexander I of Russia core!” and it’s ‘Hot n Cold’ by Katy Perry
Man you have to read this fic. it's literally my roman empire it carved out a deep hole staight through my cranium and live there rent free, absorving each and every thoughts I have daily.
It's so good even with google translation on ekenwkqkpaapobdsjkskwj.
Every events happen in it is actually true and historically canon btw. Trust me i was there.