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thevikingwoman · 2 years
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I’m bored and annoyed today and I’ve no reason to be; I’m truly suffering some 1st world problems lack of seratonin
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chongkychonk · 1 year
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"Quako the ducky"
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Draw random duck with sunglasses and name it.....
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deadghosy · 4 months
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I read the one from catnap, now I need dogday
HEADCANNONS OF HAZBIN HOTEL CREW WITH DOGDAY! READER
Prompt: you are a resident in the hotel who helps with trust exercises and help around with Charlie.
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Let’s just say, you are a ball of sunshine everyone needs at times.
“Hi! Welcome to the hazbin hotel, I’m your assistant Dogday.” You say as your tail wags with you being slight jumpy and happy to greet the resident
I can see you walking around at day time rather than night as you are straight going to bed at night unlike catnap!reader
Your tail wags like a gah damn helicopter ready to fly! You always stand with a nice suit with Charlie.
I can see you wearing a suit with Charlie as Charlie thought about giving you one to fit you.
Like IMAGINE THE SUIT WITH A SUN ON IT!? IM CRYING AT HOW PURE THE READER LOOKS AS THEIR TAIL WAGS WITH A HAPPY SMILE🦆✨
You would make friend ship bracelets with the residents, such as the crew as angel smiles at how you made a special one for him. You could tell Angel dust needed love as you made sure you showed him love of friendship!
I can see you just being hugged everyday for being a good boy. Literally reader is just sitting there sweeping the floor, and out of no where husk grumbles hugging you and walks away as you blink confused.
You definitely thought he was drunk until you didn’t smell alcohol on him with your canine nose.
“Dogdayyyy!” Yells Charlie as she was trying to put up a banner that says “tell us about your day!” Immediately you came running with your tounge out excited on all fours as you stopped In front of her looking serious with a salute to your head
Charlie had to turn away from your face as she blushes flustered at your adorable eagerness to help. She’s actually happy to have an angel help her hotel actually.
“I don’t need a hug my dear fellow…” alastor says backing away with an irritated face still holding his smile. Your eyes glimmer with a sinister look as you immediately jumped at him grabbing him into your soft paws. “Gotcha!”
You are quite opposite from the other headcannon with catnap!reader as you have a sun ☀️pendent on your collar. It matches you, hell even Alastor said it as it taps it out of curiosity.
I headcannon your fur and basically dog day’s fur to smell like human..like literally nostalgia with a hint of vanilla to help with the relaxing feeling for the others.
Since you are basically the sun around the hotel, making everyone happy and comfortable. Ima just say, you definitely have a heater in your plushy body so if it’s winter time. You can keep everyone and even your friends warm!
You rumble in your throat like some kind of purr as you just lay down by the couch of the lounge room in the hotel as residents either pet you or lay beside you.
You do head tilts confused when someone is explaining something you never had heard of before. So you just try to learn from the person so it can be a conversation.
I headcannon dogday!reader to have slight or do have adhd as dogday!reader sways while trying to stay still or mess with their paws when bored. Like reader shakes her legs when sitting as they hum a tune to pass time
You have some fluffy ass orange fur as the fur on your head also looks like hair. So basically like angel dust and how his hair looks. But in your style of course!
And lastly, I can see reader literally chasing their tail like a dog and then stopping as they stand up to their full height. Embarrassingly coughing into their hand as they try to seem professional.
CREW HEADCANNONS!
I headcannon Charlie to give you half the tasks as she can see you are working a “little bit” too hard. She only wants you to not overwork yourself. She sees you as a leader as well, but doesn’t want to put pressure on you.
When Lucifer met you, immediately he was petting you with a soft expression. Hell, he even made you a duck a few days later that had dog ears and a sun pendent on it. You smile and made a duck wallet for Lucifer.
Basically you and Lucifer had a gift and receiving friendship as Charlie was happy you and her father was getting along.
But when Lucifer started to live here…oh booyy!
I imagine you accidentally running around the hotel and literally Lucifer is trying to do a Lego duck set. And it crumbles due to you being 8ft….lucifer was pouting and glaring at you at the next hotel meeting. You just sweatdropped at his glare.
I image people thinking you and husk won’t get along as husk is a cat demon and you being a 8ft tall dog creature like plush…but really husk purrs around you as you stand there smiling like a derp. LIKE YOU WOULD BE AT HIS BAR AND HUSK HAS HIS EYES DILATED AT YOU!
I headcannon you call the crew by different names based off summer things….more like sunny thing.
For Charlie=sunshine, vaggie= my sun, Alastor=sunny, Lucifer= sunset, nifty=crazy shine, Pentious= my lovely sun, and finally husk= sunbeam
Now for Angel, you call him Angel…but the way you say it makes Angel smile as it felt like you actually made a nickname for him instead of his name. (Might sound dumb but it’s very cute imo🦆)
I headcannon Angel will grab a ball and toss it yelling “FETCH!” As you perked up immediately with your tongue out as you chase the ball. It was so cartoony as Lucifer, Charlie, and Angel record you being such a good boy. Angel snickers as he sends this through hellgram. (Instagram)
I imagine you and Lucifer hyper fixating on things as you rant about [favorite thing] as Lucifer smiles at how comfortable you are to share these things with him. Lucifer is glad to have a friend like you as you share your emotions out loud like him.
Niffty definitely grooms you as you watch a cartoon on the show. You like to exclaim your favorite part as nifty rewinds it as she grooms your orange fur to perfection.
Headcannon on how your fur smells like a fresh summer day with a hint of vanilla and nostalgia as the crew sleeps on your body while you snore softly. Like literally it’s a cute moment as you wrap your arms around your friend like family. It’s a nice catch to be honest.
I can Imagine a resident was messing with you as you had your head down sad with your tail tucked between your legs. And Alastor popped up beside you with a strained smile as he threatened the resident to leave the hotel or he will broadcast them for his next radio show.
Alastor brought you in his next broadcast as he talked about any subject as you just wag your tail happy to be by the radio demon
I can see the hazbin hotel crew being like “I only talked to that dog for a second, and I’ll kill myself before anyone hurts him.” As you just stand in the background chasing a demon butterfly.
I headcannon the crew being overprotective on your innocence because of how innocent and naive you are based on cuss words. Like angel dust made a comment on how you never cursed before and all you said was, “what’s a cuss word?” ALL HELL BROKE LOSE AS EVERYONE DEATH GLARED ANGEL DUST-
So now if someone curses they just cover your ears as you nibble on a sandwich husk slide over to you.
I imagine sir Pentious literally snuggling against your fur with a doe eyes expression as his egg boiz comment how soft and good you smell as you wag your tail and hug them all. Your love language is definitely all and above, but the most one is touch.
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cc-horan28 · 7 months
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INTRO POST Y'ALL (FINALLY)
Hello! I don't know how you ended up in my little corner of the internet but you're very welcome!
I'm CC! You can call me anything I don't really mind. (I'm on a mostly-break from Tumblr <3)
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Extra-Extroverted, ENTJ, Bi, Rainbows Personified.
Here are the masterlists for my fics & wallpapers! <3
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I post random shit.
I am in too many fandoms to even try and remember them all but heres a sample :
Music : One Direction, Nicki Minaj, Ariana Grande, Ross Lynch (TDE+ R5), Queen
Books/Movies/TV Shows : Supernatural, Good Omens, Doctor Who, MCU, Riordanverse,Harry Potter (F*CK jkr tho), anything disney!
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💕Love making new Mooties 💕 and I am permanently bored (read: attention deficit); so send me asks and things to do!
I love punctuation can you tell!?
NEGATIVITY HAS NO PLACE HERE!
I paint. I write. I'm always busy tho so there's no schedule (read: in university).
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Mooties and blinkies under the cut <333
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LOVELY MOOTIES:
(sorry if I missed any of yall I'll keep updating!)
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I'll keep updating as I go 💕
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glitziinova · 11 months
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Managers with a Tamagotchi Headcanons
(I want a tamagotchi uni but I don't have one yet so I'm making headcanons) (Include spoilers???? for the Tamagotchi uni)
Duck shuffler
🦆 > DO NOT trust this man with taking care of anything
🦆 > Probably kills it many times from lack of proper care, he dgaf
🦆 > Does like pushing the buttons tho and hearing the beeps
🦆 > The tama is either as maxed out or dead
Prethinker
🧠 > thinks that it'll be SO easy to take care of it but struggles to keep up with its needs
🧠 > Have some difficulties for the first few days (had a few close calls with death) but got the hang of it
🧠 > Likes Mametchi because he's smart
🧠 > High to maxed training but mid everything else
Deep diver
🐠 > Thinks it's cute and plays with it when he's had some free time or it's a slow day
🐠 > Likes Otmatchi and Shykutchi
🐠 > Mid-overall care and stats
Rainmaker
⛈️ > Love this fucking thing with all of their heart, it's always on her so she can take care of it everywhere
⛈️ > Falls to their knees devastated when it dies
⛈️ > Love when her tama gets married or gets a playdate
⛈️ > Likes all of the tamas but prefers the ones that look like fluffy clouds like awamokotchi
⛈️ > Maxed out hunger, happiness, and training
Gatekeeper
🛡️ > Girl running the Tamagotchi like its the navy
🛡️ > WAY too picky for marriage and playdates
🛡️ > likes Knighttchi
🛡️ > Mid stats with high training
Witch Hunter
🪄 > Is confused on why this plastic egg thing has a weird creature in it and why he gotta take care of it.
🪄 > Saw the Majoritchi on the Tamagotchi on and got pissed. Always tries to prevent his tama to marry him
🪄 > Gets a bit mad that he can't take over the magic land
🪄 > Full hunger, low happiness, but maxed training
Bellringer
🔔 > Loves Belltichi with everything in his heart as long as the nature and flower theme tamas.
🔔 > Has one of the most playdates
🔔 > Ok care overall
Multislacker
📺 > Actually somewhat takes care of it, but does the bare minimum. Mainly checking on it when he's bored
📺 > Kinda forgets about it until it starts screaming on their desk
📺 > usually get the same tamas because they can't be bothered to actually take care of it to get the different ones
📺 > Plays a game like...once a Life stage
📺 > Bad to mid care
Mouthpiece
📞 > Mainly got them to give to her grandkids but decided to get one for herself because it looked cute
📞 > Has the most problem navigating the menu with the buttons, often asking her grandkids or the other managers who have one for help
📞 > Makes those little cushions, cradles, and covers for it
📞 > Good overall care but with low to mid training
Major Player
🎹 > Use some of the beeps and sounds for music
🎹 > Do enjoy playing with the little guy and seeing all the cute things it does
🎹 > Has one of the most playdates
🎹 > Pianitchi is his daughter and he loves her so much
🎹 > Has a Tamagotchi music stars
🎹 > Pretty good care
Firestarter
🔥 > Only really have playdates with Graham's tama, but he's open to others
🔥 > Takes better care of it than Graham
🔥 > Thinks acchitchi is cool
🔥 > Very good overall care
Plutocrat
🌑 > A family can be 6 mafia capitalist robots. That's it, just 6 mafia capitalist robots with a virtual pet.
🌑 > Lowkey surprised when the Tamagotchi Uni had Italian as a language
🌑 > Takes his tama to the water city because it reminds him of Italy
🌑 > When he's busy with something, he often gives his Tamagotchi to one of the Satellites for them to care for it. (they did eventually get their own Tamagotchi)
🌑 > Likes Yukinkotchi
🌑 > Maxed hunger, happiness, and training
Treekiller
🪓 > Thinks that it's a silly time waster but got invested in it
🪓 > Makes Chip has playdates or  marriage with his tama
🪓 > For some reason, he usually gets the nature-themed tamas
🪓 > Mid care
Chainsaw Consultant
⛓️ > Mainly just sits on his desk until it beeps for something
⛓️ > Don't really pay too much attention to it, often leaving it paused or with a sitter
⛓️ > Low to mid care
FeatherBedder
🦉 > May not be the best person to trust with this
🦉 > Will take somewhat good care of it when he's awake but falls asleep with it unpaused
🦉 > Will wake up with it either dead or face down surrounded it with's own poop everywhere diseased
Pacesetter
🎸 > Him and Flint got matching tamagotchis, they often have little tamagotchis playdates and have each tamagotchis marry the other
🎸 > Mainly keeps it on his wrist but sometimes has it as a keychain
🎸 > Mans in the pace corner, pacing and playing the little games
🎸 > Only really feeds it when it's beeping so he can go back to the games
🎸 > His Tamagotchi will have maxed happiness,  low hunger, and no training
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lilacwriter07 · 3 months
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Just me being bored ✨👀✨
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winterbirb · 4 months
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I love that your tags are animal emojis. “Is this John Kerry or is this a fucking bird 🕊️” is my new favorite game
He probably has the most animals out of all the tags (🐯 definitely has some tigers and maaaybe 🐻 has some bears but it isn't as common) bc he's sooooo pigeon-dove coded actually. People act like the dove as a symbol should be exalted as a symbol of peace and holiness, but the domesticated pigeon is ignored, even hated, seen as incredibly boring and just... forgotten about. Doves are peace, pigeons are vermin. Contradictory, right? (In Russian, btw, they're the same word: голубь (golub). This is similar to the adjective голубой, which means (sky) blue (as opposed to dark blue). That's apparently also a euphemism in Russian for uhhh kinda fruity 😳 anyway. Just a fun fact :3
So I assign to pigeon-doves a lot of symbolism for him. He's also seen as boring and is looked over or forgotten about—people either forget about or criticize his tenure as SecState even though he undertook a lot of really difficult initiatives with little PR payoff, even if they don't understand how instrumental he was. (He was key in negotiating w/ Russia in sept 2013, preventing a US military strike on Syria in order to secure safe passage of Assad's chemical weapons so that ISIS didn't get a hold of them. Sam Power recounted that, when she (as the US rep to the UN) and Churkin (the Russian rep) afterwards successfully negotiated the UN side of things, Lavrov was handing out dove pins. So. :3
Coughcough anyways. That's why there are so many birds in that tag. Although in one interview he also mentioned hunting and eating doves, which is hilarious.
(My top three picks for his repping animal are 1. Mourning dove 2. Domesticated rock pigeon and 3. Luzon bleeding heart.)
🦆 OTOH has no ducks. It's just John Edwards's tag (well, him/Andrew Young) bc Edwards sounds a tiny bit like Mallard 😹 and I'm fine revealing who that tag is because at one point I tag his name in all caps soooo
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echo-has-queries · 4 months
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"Explain it to me like I'm five."
- old/boring/unoriginal
- I'm bad with children
- might get you a simple/interesting answer but also might just have someone give up on explaining at all
- focus lies on the explainee understanding (which is fine when that's the goal)
"Explain it to me like I'm a rubber duck."
- funny/exciting/unexpected
- I'm great at talking with animals/inanimate objects
- might get you bewilderment/amusement and potentially an answer that consists entirely of quacks, which I considder an absolute win
- focus lies on the explainer getting a recontextualizing of the subject, ideally allowing them to find solutions they otherwise wouldn't have (which is the actual situation in my life much more often personally)
- Quack! 🦆
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stormhearty · 3 months
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Hello again, haha :)
Good luck and good work to you! I haven't read Eris's yet, just the reader's and Tarquin's (which I loved). Let's modernize it! Cass😳🙀 ah, I'm fine! It's been a bit of a slog, but today is Sunday and I've taken the opportunity to rest a bit (sleep😂).
I've never read a manwha, but it sounds good. An inspiring manwha! LOL. A recommendation of your favorite?
It's a wonder she's not dead yet. She needs to go to the police station and report him for abandoning a child🤣🤣
Maybe you need to see if the books on your to-read list are also discounted (just to check). Lmao. Well, I'm helping, since you said you have a goal of reading more!
The Narnia books give me the impression that they're much better than the movies! I'll read them one day!
A tag just for me? I feel so adorable! An emoji tag? I love ducks 🦆, or could it be a name? Emerald, because I love green things. So undecided. I could be a parrot soon, since I talk more than I should because my thoughts are always racing and I'm also racing to keep up with them so I don't forget. Make up your mind!
Don't worry, I know how working as a nurse takes up a lot of time and I'd be in bed until I had to go back to work too. I understand😹 I'm studying for today's lesson and I've jumped at the chance to come here hehe. Thank you! I love expressing my opinion, especially if it's about something I like. YES! Ms. SJM should explain a bit more about the other courts. I confess I'd like to see a bit more of the Autumnal Court(?) I don't know why, but I'd like to see more about Eris and the place my dear Lucien had to leave. I also confess that part of my curiosity is to get to know more about Eris, because, amazingly, I have a crush on him after reading a few things here! (Even though I know the poor guy barely has any screen time. Judge me) LMAO. I think a lot of fans were expecting this🤣🤣 let's make a protest for Tarquin to appear more. Maybe Helion too! Bring them all!!!😂😳 Note: Before I felt more mysterious without emoji, but I love it. I feel mysterious with a brand now😘 🦆
Sorry for the broken responses though! And I decided to just put together both of your asks~ It might be easier for me to reply to both!
And thank you! I do hope you enjoy the Eris one! It's very angsty~ Yup! I am having a difficult time with the Modern!Cassian one though~ More like always having difficulty starting it but that's a me problem.
And that's me the past few days. It was my weekend at work and all I did was lay in bed attempting to get some sleep. As usual. And then yesterday I had dinner with coworkers it was fun, that's why I haven't been able to reply to anything the last few days.
My favorite manwha reads (some are finished, some are on hiatus and some are ongoing):
Finished:
Who Made Me a Princess (this is a must to read)
Why Raeliana Ended Up at the Duke's Mansion
The First Night with the Duke
Flirting with the Villain's Dad
Ongoing:
Villains Are Destined to Die
A Stemother's Marchen
How to Win My Husband Over
The Siren: Becoming the Villain's Family
I Married the Male Lead's Dad
The Dark Lord's Confession
Hiatus:
Secret Lady
Roxana (How to Protect the Main Lead's Older Brother)
The Villainess is a Marionette
Into the Light, Once Again
The Archduke's Adopted Saint
I can't list all of them because it'd be so much! There are many manwha's I have dropped over the years because it got really boring or I lost interest.
But I actually own already LOTR and Narnia books! The Narnia was a behemoth of a book since it was the compilation of all the books. So I have to lug that thing around when I have to read it 🤣🤣 And they are! I did just love the actors for the movie version of Narnia.
Well, I think it has been touched on here on Tumblr that Autumn Court has so many hidden secrets and the betrayal and all that stuff, the secret affairs. It sounds so spicy compared to everywhere else. And SAME! I was in love with Eris even though he barely had any scenes. And our boi, Lucien~
Oh my god. If Rhysand wasn't Feyre's mate I would have so petitioned for Tarquin to be with her. LMAO.
Mysterious with a brand~ my duckie nonnie~
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sparrowsarus · 10 months
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🤪👾🫁🧶🦆
🤪Hearts Worth Breaking
It had started well enough: the young lady had exited her carriage as gracefully as a queen, proffered her hand to be kissed by Garrett, which he did with great aplomb, and they had departed to the formal parlour for tea. Xenk, Ed, and Holga arranged themselves around Nandar’s own chaperones, and settled into what was sure to be a deeply boring few hours where they knew the outcome. Garrett had mentioned that he was not interested in marrying her, and that the whole charade was really just for appearances. He intended to break the news gently; the Nandar stood to gain quite a bit from the alliance, and she was sure to be disappointed.
          “Just to be clear,” said Miss Nandar as soon as they were both seated, “I’m only doing this because Mama insisted. I’ve no intention of marrying you.”
👾: Isira Time Travel AU Xenk realized, suddenly, that children being afraid of Ed was utterly alien to him, and that he didn't like it. And somewhere, deeper, his father's heart was screaming in horror that any child could be afraid of its caregivers, though he had seen enough of the world that he knew it to be more common than it ought. Ed was not built to be feared.
🫁: Platonic soulmarks             The malevolent branches of a Red Wizard’s blade burns stark on her breast. That too is a soulmark, though no loved hand had given it to her. But when she looks at it—traces her fingers along its length, she remembers being chosen, and the mingling of grief and joy.
🧶🦆: Hearts again! Ducks are like dragons. right? (I merged these two because. I gotta.) A dragon. Where in hells were they going to put a baby dragon? Ed, Xenk, and Garrett had managed a hat and two fingerless gloves between them, which was surely not enough. What had Kira been thinking?
Probably that a helpless animal needed her. He blamed Zia, who had forever been finding and bringing home small animals to nurse and release back into the wild; or, often, to grieve over their loss. How often had he come home to find her weeping over a small body?
Gods he missed her sometimes.
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ringmodulation · 1 year
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Take a break 💔, the pressure rips 🪦 her 🙋‍♀️ apart
The baby 👶 duck 🐥🦆 in you 🫵 has died 🎲
Push it out and F-word a duck 🦆
It’s a bad 🙅‍♀️time ⏱️ to be a duck 🦆
Girl with Basket of Fruit 👩🧺🍓🍉🍌🍍🥭🍒
She sits 🪑on a bicycle 🚲 and floats in space 🕴️🌌
She is in love ❤️ with The Angel of Stop Laughing 😇🛑🤣
When The Life Promiser 😈 makes her say any word 💬
It comes out as a joke 🃏🤣
He is not a good guest 👎
The cutlass 🗡️ is a more excellent 👍 guest
Cutlass! 🤺 Cutlass! 🤺 Cutlass! 🤺
Girl with Basket of Fruit👩🧺🍓🍉🍌🍍🥭🍒
Look at her try to walk away🚶‍♀️, I get bored 😐
Photos 📸📸of her jerking it to mush 🥣, I get bored 🥱
It’s a vagina strained without end 🚫🔚and
Her lungs 🫁 fill with tears 😭, her lungs 🫁 turn to gills 🐟
Life inland 🏜️ is become impossible
No path straight 📏 through Og’s Magog Bog
The Jack Fruit 🍉 DING! 🛎️ The Dragon Fruit 🍎 DING! 🛎️
The Passion Fruit 🍌 DING! 🛎️ The Cinnamon’s Bun 🌭 DING! 🛎️
She sits 🪑on a bicycle 🚲and floats in space 🪐
She is love ❤️with The Angel of No Taxi Anywhere 😇🚫🚕
When Of Hell’s 🔥Electorate: 🗳️The Grocer 🛒
Makes her dance 💃 with a nobody
It comes out as a joke 🃏🤣🤣
Eating gherkins 🥒by the fist full ✊
From a jar 🫙in His front pants pocket 👖
Brine and peppers 🌶️🫑building up on the rings 💍round his fingers 🖐️
Her boob gets so floppy 💾she uses it as a fan to wave 👋away
His sickening 🤢🤮B.O. 👃
Now rubbing it off with a brick 🧱
Dust for his panettone 🍞
Every frog 🐸 hops right up into her butthole 🕳️
Every frog 🐸 eats 🍽️a single butthole flea 🐜on its way in
She brown box 📦 squeezes them all into…
FROGHOST!!!
A flock of erect dicks 🍆on bats 🦇 wing pee pees 🚽 in her
sleeping face 😴 and pointlessly tries to fuck a blue sky 🏙️
At the witch 🧙‍♀️ execution 🔥they all hope to be called ☎️ up
They’ve had enough! They’ve had enough!
Girl with Basket of Fruit 👩🧺🍒🍓🍇🍎🍉🍑🍋🍍🍌🍏🍈🥝🥭🫐
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thehyperrequiem · 2 years
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Bww Costume Form Prompts
So anyways, I am bored and I decided to do my first prompt thingy, and it involves not just any characters as Balan Wonderworld Costumes, but the names of their costume forms, so send me a character/your muse and I shall give them an name to the costume form depending on the emoji you sent. (Multiple if you want the names of each form, but not all of the emojis) You can do more than characters from Balan Wonderworld, you can do characters from different fandoms, just pick an following emoji to get a costume form name and insert it to either here or in my inbox.
Chapter 1 Costumes 🌽
🐺 Tornado Wolf
🦘 Jumping Jack
🌻 Elastiplant
🐉 Dainty Dragon
🐖 Pounding Pig
🎸 Metal Bad Boy
🛼 Super Skater
Chapter 2 🌊
🐬 Dynamic Dolphin
⚡️ Jellyjolt
🧞‍♂️ Telepotter
😈 Double Jumper
🫧 Bubble Blower
🐸 Leap Frog
Chapter 3 🐛
🦋 Dusk Butterfly
🗡 Sickle Slinger
🕷 Web Wrangler
🏮 Lovely Lantern
🐹 Itsy-Bitsy Elf
🤠 Bullet the Kid
Chapter Four 🏙
🦇 Aero Acrobat
🐑 Soaring Sheep
🔫 Laser Launcher
🦊 Box Fox
🎺 Happy Horn
👑 Gear King
Chapter 5 🌳
🦜 Guardian Bird
👅 Lickshot Lizard
🥚 Lucky Egg
⚔️ Sickle Slayer
🔥 Hothead
🐓 Lucky Bird
Chapter Six ⏱
🐈 Air Cat
⚙️ Gear Prince
🎃 Pumpkin Puncher
🦆 Pounding Duck
🐰 Chronobunny
🦖 Lethal Vacuum Blaster
Chapter 7 🏰
♟ Quad Cannon
🌷 Floaty Flower
🐆 Speedy Cheetah
🐂 Tackling Bull
🤺 Paladin Puncher
👹 Triple Jumper
Chapter 8 ☃️
🦌 Frost Fairy
🧌 Frost Giant
🦭 Seal Skater
🎹 Amadeus
🧊 Hardy Hammer
💙 Lethal Laser Launcher
Chapter 9 🎡
🤡 Happy Blaster
🚂 Rail Runner
🐢 Slow Tortoise
🐼 Iron Panda
🤖 Pounding Robot
👻 Merry Ghost
🌛 Moonwalker
Chapter 10 🖼
🐙 Inky Blaster
🐒 X-Ray Ape
🦎 Sneaky Lizard
🦄 Air Unicorn
👾 Double Trouble
🌅 Dawn Butterfly
Chapter 11 🌉
🧯 Water Blaster
🚧 Bulldozer
🐁 Key Mouse
🪜 Ladderman
🦁 Flame Blaster
🚀 Iron Apollo
🛸 Airy Apollo
Chapter 12 🧊
🫥 Invisible Man
🐊 Vacuum Blaster
🐅 Jolt Tiger
🪬 Fixer-upper
🌞 Sunwalker
👽 Air Double Trouble
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deadghosy · 4 months
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HEADCANNONS OF HAZBIN HOTEL CREW WITH CATNAP! READER
Prompt: you are a resident in the hotel who makes sure people sleep. No one gets out of your grasp of not sleeping.
Warning: you aren’t an experiment, you died to og catnap’s smoke as you coughed going to hell. Also this might be long based on how your reading speed is.
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I headcannon you to always walk around at night around the hotel making sure the hotel cast sleeps as you don’t sleep much either.
“I ensure you my friend I don’t need-" immediately Alastor passes out on the ground as the red smoke exit your mouth as you soullessly stare at the powerful man’s body with your creepy smile.
You don’t give a fuck- you are quite ruthless when putting someone to sleep. You had a smug teeth smile as you dragged Alastor by his leg to his room.
Angel was hiding in the hallway scared as red smoke covers the halls. “Shit…” he says as he eyes your tall figure walkby around the other side of the hall as your red smoke exiting your mouth follows
He was absolutely fucked. Angel tried to turn to run only to bump into purple fur as he holds himself at your chest. He blushes seeing your smug smile down at him.
Before he could protest the red smoke hits his face as your wrap your tail around his waist. How did you get so damn quick beside him?! You put him on your shoulder as you walked to his room to lay him down.
No one knows…..
Now when it’s morning time, you aren’t out as usual. Only at night time as you are use to being up at night helping other sleep. It’s part of your purpose and role as you even have a moon 🌙 pendent on your collar.
Hell, Angel is the most closest to you because he has rough times sleeping after working. He wouldn’t tell you what he does but all you know. He is physically and mentally tired from his job as you hold him in your soft arm as you let out red smoke from your mouth.
Your fur smelling like vanilla and lavender helps him sleep as he cuddles into your soft purple fur as you watch tv with a bored expression. Your ear twitches as Angel snores loudly.
Your red smoke is the only smoke he likes that is red.
Charlie found you at her door of the hotel and questioned you to why you wanted to work here. And what did you say.
“I want to help people sleep…” you said with a raspy deep voice as you smirked at Charlie who seemed a little unsure at your smirk as it seemed full of confidence and sinster. But she liked your determination as she hired you.
Of course I headcannon catnap’s fur and so as yours to smell like lavender to match the soft smell of sleeping to help residents sleep better than they ever have.
I also headcannon you have claws that can be retract like a cat. You usually use your claws/nail to cut something for the crew, or to protect from demons or sinner trying to harm the hazbin hotel.
CREW HEADCANNONS!
I headcannon husk walking to you grumbling drunk as he drops on your body without you even needing to use your smoke on him. Honestly you patted him as you both were cats. You both purr in each other presences. Angel and Charlie recorded the moment to save for their whole life.
I headcannon after Lucifer moved in the hotel. He was definitely scared if you because of your endless wide ass gaping smile. But after you actually showed you can stop smiling like that. He stopped having nightmares of you🦆. Poor little duck man had to hold his covers hearing your big ass steps around the halls.
I headcannon Angel and you sometimes compete trying to see who’s chest fluff is most fluffy.
…and you won💀
Literally what did he think when a 8ft tall cat creature who can make you pass out and hallucinate things have much more softer fur than him.
I headcannon Nifty one time tried to make you take a bath, but dead ass you blow the smoke in her face as she face planted on your paw. You laid her on the couch as you walked upstairs to go to bed on your own.
I headcannon that Charlie sometimes tries to make you sleep with the other residents rather than you forcing others to sleep. It didn’t work out well as you stilled stayed up to knock people out.
Lucifer one time tried to talk to you…but he couldn’t get the hang of you being 8ft tall…it actually intimidated the king of hell himself as he gulps staring up at you. He forced you to get down low like a cat to face him as he pets you.
You purred of course with your usual grin making Lucifer blush as he rubs his face in your fur with a star gazed expression. Literally star in his eyes as he actually fells relaxed by the smell of lavender. 
Alastor hates you sometimes, but he loves how calm and quiet you are despite you knocking his ass flat like a bug getting hit with a fly swatter. But he appreciates how you care for people’s health and sleep schedule.
Pentious absolutely loves you as his egg boiz cuddle up to you if it’s winter. You smile your smug smile as you whistle at the eggs who seem happy to be by you as Pentious also snugs himself in your fur
I kinda imagine when most people see an 8ft tall ass purple cat with white pupils with full black eyes staring at them. They piss their pants running as the whole hazbin crew hugs you admiring how soft your fur is.
Vaggie once seen you use your red smoke on angel, and she was concerned as she literally whipped out her spear at you as you only stared confused with a raised brow. You pushed the spear out of your sight explaining that angel couldn’t sleep and asked you to help.
I can see that vaggie, Alastor, and Lucifer were the last ones to actually trust you before believing you have good intentions to helping people sleep.
The ones to immediately trust you was, Angel dust, a little bit of husk, Charlie immediately with nifty and Pentious behind her.
I headcannon you basically breathing out red smoke on accident once and knocking out the whole hotel cast as you sit there with your ears down ashamed
I image angel dust pulling out one of those cat lasers to tease you. But he didn’t know that husk and you would immediately meow and purr for the laser as both of your eyes dilated. Angel died laughing as he took a picture of you falling on your back trying to grab the laser.
I headcannon vaggie to train you to fight only for you to prove her wrong when she woke up gasping for air to find out you used your smoke on her. She woke 5 hours….yeah she never doubted you ever again
I image when watching a movie with the crew, some of them lean on you like pillow while some just use your tail like a blanket while you snore like an old grandpa.
I headcannon the overlords once had a meeting about you as one of them seen you and mistook you for a new scary overlord. But Lucifer being the silly man he is, showed them a photo of you cuddling up with him on the couch. “Nah, he’s just a big ol cuddly cat..” he says with a snake smile as the overlords look at him like “What..the fuck..”
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justmanic04 · 3 months
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Basic stuff cause I'm bored
Name: Not telling ya 😝
Age: Twenty-three
Sex: Female
Zodiac: ♑️
MBTI: INTJ
Nationality: British (Swedish-Norwegian descent)
Relationship status: Forever alone
Height: 5'4
Weight: 40kg (gasp! Yes I'm naturally built like a string bean aha)
Favourite colour: Pink if that wasn't immediately obvious
Hair colour: Whoops it's also pink!
Eye colour: PINK!!! (Jk, I have grey eyes 😝)
Sexual Orientation: I have absolutely no idea
Favourite Food: Pizza, fried rice, Burger King fries, yes all sorts of unhealthy stuff I'm not supposed to eat
Favourite Animal: Duck 🦆
Occupation: Electrician/operator at a chemical plant
Education: Honours Degree in Physics
Favourite Song: Ugly - 2NE1
Favourite music genre: Kpop, Jpop, Alternative, 90s, Dance
Favourite TV Show: Coronation Street (yes come at me)
Favourite Games: Pokémon Scarlet/Violet, Legend of Zelda BOTW, Pokémon Sun & Moon, Minecraft, Animal Crossing
Hobbies: Singing, rapping, composing music, writing fiction, gaming, drawing, makeup, fashion (yes I'm a girly girl)
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widowbitessting · 7 months
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What’s your favorite animal? Super random but I’m bored so… 🙃
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I love ducks 🦆but I also love elephants 🐘 annnnd cats 🐈‍⬛
What about you?
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alsjeblieft-zeg · 1 year
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466 of 2022
The Letter Q (True or False)
Created by joybucket
You own a handmade quilt. You live in a country that has a Queen. 👑 You like quiche. You have a jar of quarters on your counter. 🫙 🪙 You use quarters to do laundry. 🧺 🪙 You've written with a quill pen. 🪶 You have a quiet voice. You've used quarters to get candy from a vending machine. You've used quarters to get a small toy from a vending machine. You've used quarters to get a sticker or a temporary tattoo from a vending machine. You've been to Quiznos. You know what show Quailman is from. You know how many sides a quadrilateral has. You asked a lot of questions in school. 🙋‍♀️ You've dressed up as the Queen of Hearts for Halloween. ❤️👑 You've met someone named Quinn. You've met someone named Quincy. You've met someone named Quinten. You've been to a Quaker church. ⛪️ You like Quaker oatmeal. 🥣 You've never been to Qatar. 🇶🇦 You can be very quarrelsome. You've read The Final Quest by Rick Joyner. You have a lot of questions about life. ❓ You wonder why they made a white question mark emoji. ❔ You've gone to the park to feed the quacking ducks. 🦆 You've met quadruplets. 👶👶👶👶 You know someone who's had quadruplets. 👶👶👶👶 You use q-tips. You can't remember the last time you used a q-tip. You've stepped in quicksand. 🦶 You believe we are all created equal. You've had someone tell you they weren't equipped to help you, but you knew that really they just didn't want to help you. You hated being in quarantine. 😷 You didn't mind being in quarantine at all; you enjoyed your time alone away from people. ....and you found you were so much happier when you were not surrounded by toxic people every day. You've met someone named Aquila. You value quality over quantity. You've applied for a job you weren't qualified for. You've applied for a job you were over-qualified for. You like the color aqua. 👗 You like the word "acquiescence." ....and you also like the word "quintessential." You've felt an earthquake. 🌎 You were bored during your time in quarantine. 😷 You've ordered something from QVC. You've taken a quilting class. You've sewn a quilt. You're quiet. Getting blood drawn makes your stomach feel queasy. 🩸 You've been to an aquarium. 🐠 You went to school with a Raquel. You like to drink tequila. 🍸 You know how many quarts are in a gallon. You've recently squealed in delight. You've found a quarter lying on the ground. 🪙 You collect state quarters. 🪙 You would say your hometown is very "quaint." You know what an "arabesque" is. You live south of the equator. 🌍 You like the word "equinox." You like quinoa. You frequently eat quinoa. You like quesadillas. You enjoy taking personality quizzes. You have a collection of favorite quotes. You have a favorite movie quote. You often quote movies. You've quit a job. You've quit a job abruptly, by saying, "I quit!" and then walking out. You're on a quest to find the meaning of life. You have a lot of quirks. You've taken a test that said you had a high IQ. 🧠 You're queer. 🏳️‍🌈 You like butternut squash soup. You know what book of the Bible the verse "Don't quench the Spirit" is in. 📖 You've never been to Iraq. 🇮🇶 You don't think you've ever heard anything good about Iraq. 🇮🇶 You have no idea what the word "qepiq" means. ....and you don't know the definition of "quagmire," either. You know who the character Quagmire is on Family Guy. You've questioned your sexuality. You own a rubber duck that squeaks. You've walked at least a quarter of a mile today. 🚶‍♀️ You know "someone" that "overuses" "quotation" marks. You believe in Bigfoot or "Sasquatch." 🦧 You don't fit the status quo. 🤪 You just learned that "qoph" is the nineteenth letter of the Hebrew alphabet. (yea from this survey) You know what "Qigong" is. You've practiced the Chinese art of Qigong. 🧘‍♀️ You don't think you've ever heard the word "quackery" before. .....or the word "quackishness." Your birthstone is rose quartz. You enjoy peace and quiet. You have to have everything quiet when you sleep, because music or TV will keep you awake. 🛌 You've been verbally abused for asking someone a question. You've learned that some people will turn into a monster real fast if you question what they're doing. You aren't gullible; you think for yourself and often question things. (just unlike my mother; she believes in everything, really) You enjoy answering questions on surveys. You enjoyed this survey.
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